You can't lift for yourself, that's gay.
/ourboy/
>>42765308
What's wrong with being gay?
>>42765340
>>42765340
It's extremely beta.
>so bad at gaming girls that you'd rather live a lifestyle where you sexually please other men
Ultimate pussy
>had a gf like pic related
I don't really want to get back with her, I mainly lift so I can find another girl like her
>>42765357
What's that have to do with getting ripped?
>>42765308
>Mfw I lift so I can wrap my thighs around my boyfriends waist even when he's standing
I lift for my gf, who is also my gymbuddy. I lift to get as big as I can at below 10% bf but also make sure I´m atleast twice as strong as her in any excercise.
She´s at lmao2plaet diddly which is awfully close to half my record
i LIFT,
1) TO HONOR my ancestors
2) intimidate niggers and other undesirables
3) to Attract a wife to have many children with so my family will life on forever
>>42765308
I just want a talll qt thinn grill to call my own tbqh
>>42765308
i lift for this
For my oneitis
Now she's gone I lift to let out the anger and because I hate myself
>>42765417
You were the one asking what's wrong about being gay.
i lift so i can be fit and strong when i kill myself .
>>42765308
if not for myself then i lift to inspire my future kids
>>42765933
lol
I lift to make myself feel better about being 5'7"
>>42765999
nice trips senpai. but im honestly not joking theres some places i wanna visit, things i wanna do and a few professional prospects i wanna try to explore but when im done with all that and am /fit/ enough im planning on killing myself .
>>42765933
I lift to feel pain outside to mask the pain inside.
>>42765332
/bestdad/
I lift so that I'll be well-rounded and attractive.
>>42765425
That doesn't make any sense, surely he'd needed to be the strong one for that?
>>42765308
Preparing for the apocalypse
I lift to continuously improve myself.
>>42765484
Oh wow hey me, try to give yourself some love/credit, and so will I.
>>42765308
>he lifts for a person
How about for a people OP?
its fun and i get to do something
>>42765353
Fuck me >>42765340 pretty much this. Tell me you wouldn't tongue punch that fart box
>>42765480
who
I lift because I respect the man in the mirror.
I lift because it isn't easy, because few have the dedication to succeed.
I lift because it makes me more of a MAN.
I lift because because I'm alive.
If a girl wants to touch my dick because I got a HOT ASS thats fucking cool, too.
>You can't lift for yourself, that's gay.
>Pic related
>>42767036
How does one get
>/dukehair/?
Seriously it's fucking flawless
>>42765933
this
>>42766022
I wish you all the best you handsome devil
>>42766013
>mfw i go to chico state
these posters were all over the library. nice edit tho kek
for hittler and lolis
>>42767269
>>42765933
checked and yes, for this too.
well, my life sucks.
>>42765407
The woman in that picture is quite ugly though? Like a 6/10 at best
>>42765458
You're a fucking idiot.
>>42767363
>>42765458
Same, but in my case parents despise me, niggers probably laugh at me, and women avoid me. What to do?
Someday I will be worthy of her
>>42765308
I have no one else in my life right now so I don't know yet
>>42766210
Same.
>>42767408
>that day was yesterday
I hope you took your shot, anon
>>42767269
lmao
i lift for dude in the pic
Don't know her yet. Maybe I never will.
>>42765308
I believe what you meant to say was
"For whom do you lift?"
Have a great day
>>42767456
lol are u gay bro ?
>>42765308
Sauce on underwear.
>>42767497
no but this guy made me start lifting he is the og chad thundercock
I lift for the glory of phoebus apollo
>>42767526
Those women are on roids and hgh
Look at their massive bellybuttons
>>42767541
Are the horses sneezing?
>>42767407
become an alpha or lose the gene pool to niggers
>>42766210
i know your pain anon, we'll make it i promise you
>>42767565
>just become an alpha
o-ok, i'll try..
>>42765308
So my courage does not fail me.
>>42767614
alpha is just a mentality i'm trying to be a bit more dominate, not go quite when other blokes come into the room, not stare at the floor when a gril looks my way. it's hard i know but i've already asked my boss for a raise and got it, was sweating pints but it pays off
pic
>>42767994
This
Only the strong will survive
>>42767994
*Fixed
>>42765458
Same here, but probably in the reverse order
Big Boss
>>42765340
In terms of evolution it is totally wrong and can be scientifically seen as a degenerative sexual disability. Although i do not care what another man does with his penis in the big picture it has no place in the origin of species and the continuation of one species.
>>42765308
Fucking germanics must be exterminate
>>42767555
I don't see anything wrong with their bellybuttons
>>42765933
are you me?
Madam Zeroni
>>42765308
I lift for cosplay.
>>42765933
kek i lift so i do not kill myself.
I lift for frogfu
>>42768094
Humans are overpopulated anyways?
I lift for JC and receive the strength from God.
>>42766772
Fuck you germanic, you arent special
>>42768094
>in terms of evolution
In term of evolution there's only one thing that's wrong and that is failing to reproduce. Whatever else you do does not matter.
Bisexual master-race.
>>42768094
In terms of evolution there is no reason for a man to do anything but eat enough to not die and have sex all day every day with as many women as you can find. If you structure your moral framework entirely around evolution you're retarded.
>>42765308
I do it out of love.
I lift so that all the girls who rejected me over the years will feel bad when they see me again. Same reason why I study so hard. Chip on my shoulder is the reason for everything I do
I don't need a reason to lift. I just lift because lifting is what I do.
>>42768763
You are putting words in my mouth, if my moral framework was based upon what i said that was based in science and reality i would say i dont not like gays and i find them disgusting and they should be exterminated, ethics and morals are what people use to distinguish right from wrong in the way they interact with the world I do not care what gay men and women do i was simply pointing out the repercussions and science behind being attracted to the same sex. Also I totally agree with you're first statement of
>In terms of evolution there is no reason for a man to do anything but eat enough to not die and have sex all day every day with as many women as you can find.
Seeing as men have been proven to be far more monogamous than women by nature. Also saying that structuring your moral framework entirely around evolution is "retarded". If you study evolutionary theory and biology you come to the conclusion that the content of evolutionary biology is the absolute opposite of political correctness and if you ignore that you are cutting of ur nose despite ur face.
To restore the Roman empire
So that one day I'll be attractive enough for women to approach me. That or get confident enough to approach women. Probably the later, I'm getting to the point where I don't want to be a beta fuck anymore.
For him
Because I refuse to die before seeing a kiss.
>>42767164
I grew up in Chico :DD
>>42765340
As someone else said. It's a fact that it's a failure of genetics to be gay.
I lift for this
>>42769461
At least you get to act upon your pedophile tendencies without going to jail you genetic filth
>>42765308
I lift so that I can be the biggest guy in my office and have the bookish qts with straggly hair lust after me.
>>42769461
>Not virginal breast hypertrophy
You sick fuck
>>42765353
I lift for myself but I would become the 2nd Rich Piana for something like this.
>>42765425
Please be a girl.
I lift for my son... I'll explain why.
My father was a basketball player and then an undercover cop, at 6'4.
He didn't lift but he didn't need to. He was athletic.
He was my hero. A bad ass, he felt the way a dad should feel like. Like a big immovable mountain of strength and reliability.
Now me... I'm a 5'10 manlet who's never amounted to anything, working a dead end minium wage job.
I got fat after the military. Dropped out of college. I also have a son with this cute Korean chick (don't ask me how I did it) and i don't want to be the loser AND fat dad. I want some semblance of masculinity for my son to look up to.
At least I'll be the loser AND ripped good looking dad who can set a good example for fitness. Already lost 35lbs and looking pretty built. Just another 35lbs to go and I should look like a god.
>>42765308
I lift to keep up with my job's fitness requirements.
Because I decided one day I would stop being a beta Anon on the internet and become the Chad I wished I was. And by the power of Autism, I "gamed" into the lifestyle I wanted.
Women come and go, 9 Para does the job every time.
>>42766013
Lol same. That's why Lee Priest and Jose Altuve are my idols. Priest is only 5'6 but a fuckin monster in his prime and still looks great. Plus one of the coolest dudes out there, does vids all the time on his YT channel, and spoke out against the IFBB with a lot of truth and got blackballed by them.
Jose Altuve (baseball player for the Astros) is 5'6 and has won 2 batting titles and once again leading his league this year is hits. The guy is a machine and entertaining as all hell to watch play, so intense he is. His nickname is "El Gigante" lmao.
So those guys are living proof that height don't mean shit. Dedication, motivation and skills are what matters.
I lift because I don't want to be fat/unhealthy. Also want to go back MMA. Might not make it because I have a bad knee. Even if that flops, I still want to be strong enough to defend myself against other people and inspire my friends to go to the gym/help them grow as people.
>>42769560
nice.
I used to be the chad runescaper minus making money from rwt.
>>42765484
>>42766620
I waited 3 years for my oneitis, and she left me for someone else after 6 weeks. I'm here to start lifting because she'll be back.... Right?
>>42767164
>>42769297
Ayyy lmao you fags wanna get high and go to Upper Bidwell?
For Dorn
>>42769560
Damn thats inspiring af... Good on you.
Haha. Some you bros are gonna learn the hard way about the needs and desires of girls and woman and the difference between the two.
When i first started lifting and wanting to get as buff and huge as possible, yep, did it mostly for the girls, though i still wanted to look good too and loved the results. Girls get pulled into all that eye candy, so yeah, it will get ya laid, sure.
But once they become women (especially if they have kids they had with someone else they are no longer with), the last thing they are going to care about is external appearances. They are more concerned with survival and required priorities in life once they are out of the whole immature and goo-goo-gah-gah phase.
Yep, sure, youll find some women here n there who will fuck you, especially the types who are going through a divorce (or freshly divorced) and they are on that kick of wanting to spread their wings (among other things) for a bit, and want great sex from a hot guy. But ya see, that gets old real fast and soon she is gonna want to settle and get serious with someone who is established, wants to play daddy and has the ability to provide and be there for her and her kids. And well, if your back pocket aint thick enough and your someone she isnt going to be proud showing off to her family and friends in that area, you're going to be flushed down the toilet real quick. And what did all them muscles get ya? Yep, nothing but a few blow jobs.
>>42765308
For the Emperor of course
>>42769758
I am always amazed by how many really attractive women wind up with out of shape fast bastards or guys who look like their face caught fire and they tried to put it out with an icepick. Obviously, there is a reason why they are with them and it obviously isn't for the looks.
>>42765308
Definitely not those pancake thots
>>42768063
>jewish television show
No thanks my man.
>>42765332
unironically this. deku is my idol
>>42769710
>>42769818
My battle-brothers
>5 years ago
>start university
>get student card picture taken
>im a sad fat shit
>start going to gym and eating right
>drop almost 70lbs, hit 1/2/3/4
>get gf and really busy with school
>gym and eating right fall to the side
>today
>start graduate studies, need new student card
>get new pic
>im a sad fat shit again
I regret ever taking "cheat days" and not sticking to my fit goals. im starting from fucking square 1, but at least I know what I'm doing this time. I lift so I won't be embarrassed when I see pictures of me
>>42769461
I would unironically fall for her if she's smart. Women with severe physiological defects are often very socially uncomfortable when they're young, which makes them more isolated and comfortable alone, which more often than not makes them actually develop character and personality, something every pretty woman severely lacks in my eyes. The most attractive girls I've ever met (personality-wise) would be considered by most as broken people.
Also there's something attractive about unconventional bodies (within reason). I would be interested of going out with a relatively proportional dwarf, for instance, if only for the chance of having to figure out the logistics in bed.
I lift because it is a reflection of my standards. I control every other aspect of my life, my diet, my clean and tidy living space, my excellent credit score, my job where I am thorough and rigorous. I refuse to let my body, the most important thing I own, be sloppy or poorly maintained. I lift weights every day on my lunch break, I do 40-60 minutes of biking every evening, and I monitor my diet.
It's important to view your fitness as an extension of a disciplined life, and apply that same discipline to your work and your social skills. This will ensure you are able to attract college girls for blowjobs with your sick abs and actual dateable adults with your status and ability to provide.
Apply yourself.
>>42767526
How tall are those chicks non-meme?
>>42765308
I don't lift just here for the shit posting
I'm tall so I lift because I want to be a real life jojo.
>>42769560
Why not join the police force? That way you can become like your father, career wise, acquire the respect, fear and authority police have and provide a comfortable living for your children. Also, go back to school, M8. There's no excuse for being uneducated in the era of the internet.
>>42769461
i need to find myself a cancer survivor like that NOW
Maka
>>42767370
>citation needed
In memory of him.
Fuckin normie hour on /fit/ apparently
>>42765308
Lifting for Toshino Kyoko brings luck.
To set a good example to the students
and for "damn hes sexy" while walking away
>>42767408
But will she still be hott then?
>>42769989
Ahahahhahahha cuck Imperials lifting using their muscles
>>42765308
TOMBOYS
>>42768442
I'm gay
Ditto died. I think about him when I'm on my final rep.
My life is hollow and empty.
>>42771773
Doggo
Fucking auto correct
I lift so when I finally come out I can find a cute bf with a nice personality.
FOR HIM
>>42765353
Kailee Grey
To eradicate (((them)))
>>42767363
t. virgin
>>42766013
5'10 manlet king here
me too...
>>42770083
everything you said is false. stop lying to yourself, you're a pedo
>>42765340
dude. it's gay.
>>42772108
This is correct
I lift so I never feel purposeless again
What else would I do if not pick up heavy things and put them back down?
I lift for cute girls and cute traps.
>>42765308
only if youre a dude, cuz then youre lifting for a dude
same thing with masterbating, touching dick is mad gay, doesnt matter whose dick it is, dick is dick
>>42767541
That's Helios, my dude.
>>42765308
Low qual bait, wouldn't even pk you
everyone calls me skinny
>sup skinny
fucking tired of it
>>42769758
>, yep, did it mostly for the girls, though i still wanted to look good too and loved the results. Girls get pulled into all that eye candy, so yeah, it will get ya laid, sure.
wow you are a faggot
>>42772108
good luck bitch ;p
>>42769758
Oh no muscles won't help me pull used up post-wall women looking to trap some beta into providing for her and her nigger's spawn! oh noooo
>>42769560
Nice one mate
>>42765933
>>42769210
Godspeed
>>42765933
>>42770152
The kid is probably just really short, I'm talking either 5' or even shorter, plus the models are probably wearing heels. You could say that the Asian girl is one big bitch though
the only time i can sleep properly (6+ hours at a time) is if im exhausted as fuck. most of the time i just do sprints until i can barely walk as its faster then lifting but i like lifting more and generally get more better quality sleep and feel better afterwards .
if i dont do these things im fuking lyin for hours trying to fall asleep only to get like 2-3 h of sleep if i do at all
>>42768440
based
>>42769560
spot your son when he gets older
I lift for the girlfriend in my imagination.
Pride.
>>42765466
God tier taste.
>>42765353
that's an image I have not seen in a long time.... maybe 7-8 years. Still gold..
>>42769682
no wtf bitch meet me inside the wrec
>>42770023
You are literally me, timing and everything included except for the gf.
>>42772942
Fuck. I miss old /fit/.
>>42770520
jej
>>42765466
Who is she?
I lift to be better than those who have done me wrong
I lift so that when they see me that they say "well I fucked up"