>i'll start tomorrow

desu that's a fuckton of days

>>42759221
Consider that you spend 30% of each of them sleeping and that you're probably around a 3rd of the way through.

>>42759201
>tfw more than a third through that pic and i've accomplished nothing
>kv
>ugly, manlet
>no friends, no social skills
>below average income for my age
>still live with parents
what do?

>>42759277
Plastic surgery can fix ugly, and by extension your social life, which will translate to better connections, a better job, and you could move out and be a normie.

>>42759277
Sort yourself out.

>>42759201
>people actually need a picture full of dots just to visualize 90 years

just lol

>>42759304
Bad advice

I'm a 6'4" good looking dyel and my autism is so strong I literally don't even care about socializing, even though girls frequently show interest (before losing it for obvious reasons)

Just prioritize socializing before anything else

Already 23, not many lines left

>>42759323
>(self proclaimed) good looking guy telling anon to 'just b urself lol'
yeah shut the fuck up and kys
If you're ugly there is 0 reason not to get plastic surgery and never tell anyone about it.

>>42759329
Jesus dude, shut the fuck up. You are like a baby.

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>>42759323
>prioritize socializing
i don't know what to say

i have one coworker who invites me to lunch with his friends about once a month (they eat lunch every day, but i only get invited with them once a month). i sit there and listen to their conversation and don't have anything to contribute myself

>>42759307
i just cleaned my room

>>42759347
>i only get invited with them once a month
This tells me he knows exactly who he's dealing with.
He's giving you a new chance every time, just go for once, chill.

>>42759381
>just go for once
i go every time. i cant think of anything to contribute to their discussion each time

>>42759405
>i go every time.
Oh. Well, fuck it.

>>42759337
>>(self proclaimed) good looking guy
Girls would try to sit next to me and initiate conversations in every other class. I'm basing this also off others.

I'm not saying bee yourself fucking retard, just socialize more. Parents that didn't socialize their kids were doing them a massive damaging blow in later years

>>42759347
>don't have anything to contribute myself
Everyone has to learn small talk sooner or later. Everybody hates it but it has to be done

>cleaned my room
That's a start.. Now if you have diet exercise sleep in order, focus on getting some interesting hobby, something creative works (drawing, building shit)

>>42759277
Move out and get some roommates. I kept myself completely isolated until I did so, and now I have several friends. As long as you make an effort to meet people and don't decline their invitations to hang out, you will make friends.

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>>42759459
>That's a start.. Now if you have diet exercise sleep in order, focus on getting some interesting hobby, something creative works (drawing, building shit)
i'm working on all of those. hardest is sleep because i feel like there isn't time to do everything i want to do

>>42759513
i want to, but it's additional expenses which I don't need to bear if i live with my parents

i like having $1k to 1.5k of after-tax income a month to go into savings or spend on things i like

>>42759405
Maybe you'll do better with booze, invite them to the pub. You reach out for a change.

>>42759545
I swear to god I would dry hump that fat ass right then and there.
I'd do that time in jail for it.

>>42759545
Oh yeah, and delete any saved porn you have on your hard drive.

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>>42759553
>>42759553
>invite them to the pub
i don't think anyone would want to go to a pub with me

>>42759614
i don't have any porn. i have a few non-nude images and webms which i solely use for posting on 4chan to get more attention to the posts i make

>>42759729
Stop being a sad cunt and invite them to the pub, drink 2 beers and see how it goes. If you really suck at small talk as you say, prepare some topics they might find interesting.

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>>42759545
there's a girl who comes into my work every now and then with her dad, she has an ass exactly like that, arguably even better. she's only like 14 tho.
what do they feed kids these days?
i feel bad for her dad. he must catch guys peeping her ass all day. but then i wonder why he lets her wear skin tight yoga pants. maybe he's peeping that ass too.

>>42759201
>turning 34 next week
>not sure how I feel about this
>see ops pic
>god damn I got a lot of free time to burn!

Thanks OP !

>finally stopped starting tomorrow and just started for once
>haven't given up since

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>>42759201
Damn, I only lived this much?

>>42760020
Wait I got that wrong

>>42760020
are you 15

>>42759729
>i don't think anyone would want to go to a pub with me
Never gonna make it with this attitude.

>>42760020
keep in mind that the last two/three rows suck

>>42759729
Black makes girls look hot but usually makes guys look autistic unless they're really good looking. Why is this?

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>>42760020
Got it right now

>>42760100
If anyone wants me to make their version, just reply with your birthday

>>42760062
they suck now but when we get there medical science will have advanced unimaginably.

>>42760020

>I am 12 and what is this?

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>>42760118
24

>>42760288
Tell me your actual birthday so I can be precise on the days

>>42759729
>i dont think anyone would want to go to the pub with me

The guy who invites you to lunch obviously would. Stop making up BS excuses and do something.

>>42760118
12/05/1981

This is gonna hurt

>>42759201
>days of our lives

>>42759277

Hey man. I'm not gonna say the obvious shit like "Oh just move out!" or "Just go out socialising more!" or anything that simple.

Here's what I would do.

Research drugs that give you motivation. I don't mean fucking adderall or some intense prescription shit. I mean research the active element in that stuff, then modify your diet with foods that contain that ingredient. Or find supplements that do the job.


Motivation is everything. It is the key that unlocks every other door in your life. Give yourself motivation, and it will grant you the most unbelievable rewards.

>>42760118
09/07/1927

>>42760379
>The guy who invites you to lunch obviously would
he is literally just being nice

>>42759729
>>42759347
jesus christ, grow a spine and have an opinion. opinions are what start/make/continue a conversation.

>how was your weekend
>was fine
>did you do anything...??
>ya went hiking
>oh really where? how was that? i love hiking too.

holy shit socializing is so easy, you have to CARE and have a SPINE.

noice, this made me feel younger

im 26. i probably wont make it anywhere near 90 desu

>>42760388
Sorry didn't you if it was 12th of May or 5th of December, here it is

>>42759201
Lol. Unlike you all, I have accomplishments to show for myself.

>11 - Won my first dirtbiking race
>14 - Won the bronze boot (high level dirt biking trophy)
>16 - Starting doing boxing and BUN
>18 - Had first boxing fight. Won it with a tko in first round
>19 - Second boxing fight. Won in decision
>21 - Last boxing fight, again, won in decision. Was a very hard oppenant and i got a feeling for how deep and difficult the sport of boxing can go
>22 - Started doing BOO regularly instead of boxing
>23 - It was 2014 and I competed in 3 tourneys that year and got my blue belt
>24 - After 6 years of saving I bought my own house and my own truck
>26 - Got promoted at work to manager of several apartment buildings
>27 - (current age) Still practicing bjj, working, and fucking girls on tindr. Can't see myself getting married in the next 5 years.

Sorry you all had "miserable" upbringings. Just remember, not all of us here had it bad.

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>>42760560
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>>42760563
BUN + BOO = BJJ (Brazilian jiu jitsu)

God damn spell corr3ctor

>>42760563
Remember- it's easier to rich and not arrogant than poor and not complain.

>>42760602
I was rich because I did sports? lol

>>42759545
Is a social life not worth the cost of living alone?

>>42760584
Fuck

Thanks i guess

>>42760499
And he will be nice and go to the pub with you. You have to start somewhere and he is an obvious first step. He might bring someone, or you might end up getting along with some stranger next to you at the bar.

Just fucking go, your only other option is sitting around wringing your hands.

>>42760118
June, 27th, 1996

>>42760067
Black is slimming, men area supposed to be big

>>42759201
>not representing leap years

nice try. I have plenty of february 29ths to get my important shit done ;)

>>42760658
>I was rich because I did sports?
Not that anon, but yes, if your parents could afford to buy you dirt bikes and to send you to multiple martial arts classes at gyms good enough to make you competitive, you grew up rich. I would have killed to play sports but my parents couldn't afford the fees or equipment.
Not knocking you or anything, but perspective is always nice.

>>42761098
I went to my high school soccer tryouts in regular shoes, no cleats. I didn't make the team.

>>42760563
How much did you buy the house for?

>>42761176
What's your point? That you didn't make the team because you didn't have cleats or that you were able to tryout anyway? The school would have had athletic fees that your parents would have had to pay in order for you to be on the team. If you made the team your parents would have had to buy you at least one pair of cleats. If your family could afford to spend money on luxuries like that then you were rich in comparison to the vast majority of the world.

>>42759277
just be yourself

>>42760118
Thanks desu

>>42760118
9.25.97

>>42760755
Woah
Mines June 28, '96
Neat

A guy in the molecular biology field here. We are pretty close to solving aging in the next 20 years. We've already had promising results on unicellular organism and will be moving to mammals in the following months.

>>42761945
No you haven't
Even if it were true it would probably cost billions, the earth would overpopulate immensely and they would inevitably shut it down

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>>42761964
That's why we sterilize everyone. Eugenics would return to popularity.

>>42761945
you can stop cells aging but you cant stop mental degradation

stupid cuck

>>42761945
im almost 28, ive wasted my entire life so far and am a completely broke pathetic loser. I'm not sure what the point of eternity would be for me, but cool I guess

>>42761964
>overpopulation

Well that's for someone else to figure out. People are selfish, especially rich people, the ones we get funding from, and nobody wants to die.

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>it's another self loathing thread
Reminder that you choose to be miserable. There's always something you can improve about yourself, you simply choose not to. That's not an insult, it's just the reality.
Be the change you want to be, anon.

>>42762015
It's not about stopping it, it's about reversing it.

>>42762037
>Be the change you want to be, anon.
what does this even mean? the quote is be the change you want to see

how do i stop being a friendless loser, with no gf and no ambitions?

>>42759277
> TFW By 19 I had already fulfilled all previous life goals and dreams
> Never knew what to do after that

>>42760118
nov 30 1998

thanks anon

August 16,'91

>>42759277
At least your parents love you

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>>42762097
>what does this even mean? the quote is be the change you want to see
To be fair, I wasn't trying to quote anyone. I just said what I think is true. If you want to change, you need to be the one to do it. Take the initiative, and follow through on it.

>how do i stop being a friendless loser, with no gf and no ambitions?
That's dependent on your situation. I have no idea if you're a student, a NEET, or work a job. I can't offer great advice unless you tell me about yourself.

I'll be honest, I don't have a large circle of friends, nor do I have a girlfriend, but I was in the same situation you were. I was a lonely person who felt apathetic towards my future. What I did to improve myself was first get help. I reached out to my parents, they took me to a physiologist. It didn't fix my problems, but it did give me the confidence to start working to better myself. Whether you reply to my post or not, the best thing to do is to not be shy and try. Don't let your poor self esteem bring you down. You can do it, anon. You may fail a few times, but you can't be discouraged.

>>42760020
MODS

>>42762037
>no vehicle, license, and parent ready to throw me out if I try learning on my own
>lost almost all of my highschool friends because I can't do anything other than go to work and uni and have to decline all of their invites
>they stop asking after a while
It's already over. Stop assuming everyone is like you.

>quit my job to go back to school
>workout for 4 months straight
>think i look rather good, getting joocy pumps, thicc forarms etc
>text old coworker and ask to hangout
>ask how i look
> " you look the same, look a bit tanner"

fuark brahs literally broke my heart. i thought i had decent progress and she shoots me down instantly. you guys think its because i did legs? im gonna hit the gym so fucking hard tomorrow,like i dig leg day yesterday and ran like 3 miles and i skipped my workout just to hangout with her. feelsbadmane.png

>>42762241
>>no vehicle, license, and parent ready to throw me out if I try learning on my own
Why does your parent want to throw you out if you attempt to learn how to drive?

>>42759267
1/3rd spent sleeping then about 1/5 (not counting sleep) spent by the time you're 20 (rounding up for ezmath) and can actually control your life. Also the last decade or so is worthless because you'll be too old to do anything

>>42759201
This really helped put things in perspective, not just with lifting but with life.

Thanks for posting it.

Just lift till you leave humanity, for real this time, behind.
Then just punch that manlet satan in the stomach and fuck him in the ass to assert dominance

>>42762260
I don't know, they keep saying that they'll provide it for me and then get assblasted whenever something comes up because I should already have a license. Yeah, no shit.

>>42760563
Im sorry to tell you those are not accomplishments in the real world money is what counts also not your parents money.

>>42762247
>4 months

dyel ?

>>42762651
yeh :( i mean i was thin before and i've noticed ive had some nice noob gains, i guess it was all in my head :(

>>42762527
>they'll provide it for me
What? YOU need to get your license. Your parents can't get one for you. Explain that to your parents and why you really need a license.
Are they threatening to kick you out or are they just getting pissed?

>>42762688
she didn't care enough to make a real observation. Your progress is MUCH more important than her opinion of what it looks like on you.

>>42760020

The average white male in America lives to 73, so it's really misleading to have this chart go all the way to fucking 90.

>>42761945
Tell me all about how you managed to reverse telomere shortening