I just ate a 500g bag of psyllium husk. What does my future hold?

>>42758691

That might be enough to plug you up permanently. You'd better start slamming water like your life depends on it. (Because it does.)

>>42758787

I had it with a few pints of water. What's the world record for heaviest poop?

I'm ready to become a legend, lads. I'm not afraid anymore.

>>42758691
I just ate two cans (500g) of sweetcorns. So... tommorow I will poop corn?

>>42758830
Keep drinking water. Do one cup of black coffee for every 2 cups of water if you've got any balls.

>>42759222

Might just take some modafinil. You think I'm a fucking pussy? I've pooped things you can only dream of.

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Shoot up some heroin now. I guarantee you'll need to go to the hospital to remove everything from your intestines.

>>42759552

That will just make me constipated. You think I'm some sort of amature?

G.O.P.A.D

Gallon of prune juice a day

That will make you regular again