Straight /fit/bros

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2 dimensional

>>42750932

No weird boobs

>>42750946
Only correct answer

cute face
slim waist
with a big behind

and nice tits too

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>>42750946
this

alive

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>>42750946
5th dimensional women are babes

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>>42750946
this

imagine if her nipples aren't even in the center of the spider webs

how upset would you be?

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>>42750946
2d > 3d

>>42750946
fpbp

>>42751015
maybe if you've never left your basement like all the other animaggots.

>>42750976
the chicks hot. im not going to get upset over her tattoo placement

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>>42750932
Leggy.

People on /fit/ are always on about how big a girl's ass or tits are but nobody seems to talk about how excellent mile-long legs are. Maybe they don't like the 90s yuppy vibe of a leggy woman in a high-leg swimsuit. IDK. I have no idea.

http://imgur.com/a/5XxIL

>>42750932
Slightly chubby but toned af delts

>>42750932
not gonna lie, I'm 5'9, I want a chick that's short with b cups and a nice looking butt. not a huge butt, badonkadonks arent my style, just a good lookin butt. blonde or brunettes are the shit, or a nice little asian girl would be nice

>>42751104
Why did you include your height

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>>42751015

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Small tits, nice ass. Preferably short hair. Pic somewhat related

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>>42750932
This for me personally

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>>42750932
If you don't have T'n'A you're not a woman.

>>42751184
>those pants. audible kek
holy shit nofap is messing with my mind

>>42751077
Patrician taste, a handful of tit, firm ass, a flat stomach, and legs for days is best.

>>42751077
Anon. Sauce pls

>>42751184
why didn't she clean the cum stains on her arm?

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>>42750932

>>42751015
Can't wait for fucking December

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>>42750946
this desu

>>42750973
Murphhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>42750932
I'm asexual but I find slim fit most aesthetically pleasing on women.
I think that "thicc" women are more sexually arousing, but thin women are more attractive.

>>42750932
>browse /fit/
>be straight
choose one

>>42750946
this. Best 3d girls have dicc

>>42750932
unironically i like thicc braphogs the most

>>42752251
"im asexual"

proceeds to tell us what he finds sexually arousing.

>>42751251
Sauce?

>>42751015
these are traps right?

>>42752279
>chasing 3DPD
>making it
>pick one

>>42750932
I like the short tight little cardio bunny type girl. One I can toss around.

>>42750932
>tattoos
>short hair
Either she's stupid or a lesbian. Men are attracted to femininity which is the opposite of fucking tattoos and short hair. One of the attractive parts of a woman is that her skin is suppised to be soft, tattoos visually destroy that sensation and just make them look like they're dykes or trashy whores.
Holy shit women really are stupid if they get all their fashion from jewish television and media.

>>42750932
TayTay.

>>42750932
Expressive eyes
Beautiful smile
Nice laugh
Can joke with her
I can easily piss her off or upset her I can also easily make her feel better and make her feel loved
Sweet girly personality
Would be able to produce perfect children
Can see her raising my children as well
Short stack
Big tits
Thick ass
Luscious thighs
Puffy nipples
Flexible
Daddy issues
Multiorgasmic
Is into rape play
Can handle something in the 9 inch category without too much foreplay(being able to take it fully) and is willing to deepthroat or at least try.

Bonus points for puffy nipples and biracial.

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>i lift for Straya
>>42752557
Skelephiles aren't welcome here freak

small to middle tits, size doesnt really matter but shape more
bubble butt
thin preferably but some level of thiccness also get my noggin joggin

Most important, cute face that isnt caked in makeup

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>>42752557
ABSOLUTE PATRICIAN TASTE

>>42750973
>tfw when you'll never spy on your qt Loli daughteru

>>42752581
Hell yeah for once I'm a Chad

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>>42752810
t-this is what I li-lift for...

>>42751184
h-how... how it works that she just walk on the streets and is not being raped 24/7????

how

>>42750932
A healthy female of breeding age.

>>42752849
Because rape is caused by rapists, not by hot women.

>>42750932
Straight /fit/bros
Wrong board OP

>>42752551
bonnie rotten is a porn star. i guess she would be considered a trashy whore but yanno thats what makes her special 2 me

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>>42750932
This. Even with smaller tits it would be more than acceptable.

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Pic related. GF looks similar. Life is good.

>>42750932
tattoos make women ugly and there more and more of these, so bad.

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Other than:

>>42751251
>>42753253

I'm disappointed by your shit taste.

Get your fucking act together.

>>42753648
damn son

>>42753648
This woman looks like the perfect fuck, but the absolute last choice for a wife. Absolutely perfect face and body tho holy shit

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2d girlbois

>>42750974
>hifumi
>no kou

Pleb

>>42750932
Looks like they transitioned from being a man. What is it about all the surgery and plastic fake-ness that turns you on? Genuinely curious . How much experience with real women do you have?

>>42751546
They're called chaps, similar to what cowboys wear over their pants. The chaps themselves aren't meant to be pants

>>42752497
Hes probably "asexual " in the bitter virgin sense, not literally

>>42752551
Lol tell that to the millions of guys who have jerked it to her. Your level of butthurt over some short hair and tats is hilarious though. You must be fun to troll irl

>>42752573
God you sound like a crazy manipulative bitch. I hope no poor girl ever gets tricked into being with you

>>42753671
Was that supposed to be English? That didn't make sense

>>42751936
Dat pubis

>>42751077

Why not both? Thick amazon woman with giant tits and a relatively small waist.

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>>42750932
For me, pic related

>>42753799
Was about to post this but dubs said it first

Hourglass

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>>42750932

>>42751077
>http://imgur.com/a/5XxIL
Patrician af, mate.

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>>42751858
>"I'll do anal for drugs" mode

Vomited a little desu

>>42756674
>Implying thats a bad thing
Boi, you need to leave

>>42756674
She is so germanic, i look at her and only want to kill her, pigskin

>>42756756
This pic gives me a "It's not rape if she cums three times" kind of boner.

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>>42756695
Bro you are so fucking autistic, I didn't think that niggers were even able to get autism.

>>42755921
>Implying I don't plan on dying alone
>implying she isn't just a fantasy woman that I'll never have

Anyway, shut up cunt.

>>42755737
dude this is a 'straight /fit/bros' thread, I made it in spite of the gay thread..

>>42751936
That's an incredibly feminine penis right there.

>>42757019
That's just the gay agenda/LOL TRAPS SO FUNNEH/trap shills.
Hide and ignore the posts and threads you don't like.

>>42756223
marry me pls

>>42751858
i second this choice. skinny girls for me thaaaaaaanks

>>42757050
The most feminine and lickable of penises is the delicious warm wet and moist clit anon.

A penis that lacks the warm wet sweet smelling vagina is merely a disgusting and boring masculine penis and lusting for it is little more then base faggotry.

The only penis you should be concerned with is your own anon.

>>42756674
best choice so far.
rest of you are purely hormone driven degenerates.

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>>42750932
This.

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>>42757142
Or this.

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This girl ticks pretty much every single box for 10/10 material for me.
>cute smile
>blonde
>curly/wavy hair
>freckles
>blue eyes
>tiddies
>hips

Im not sure I would change anything if I could design an ideal woman for me.

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These type of girls make my heart go wild.

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>Ignore the face.

>>42757195
>edgy loser girls from high school who are still into goth and "dark" shit

nice taste, loser

>>42757225
Looks like a brazilian trans subhuman actually.

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>>42750932
>perfect 3d girl
>no penis
choose one

>>42757267
post hidden

>>42757129
>hormone driven degenerate
And?
What of it?

>>42757303
whatever floats your boat, big boy.

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MOMMMMY

>>42757192
fuarrrrk...

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This...SO much this!

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That ass, that face, those tits, those abs, that hip, those hair.
Perfection there are even 2 of those
>tfw never gonna cuddle one of them feelsbad.jpeg

>>42757345
>42757345
DAMN

MOAR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD1!

>>42757238

And you sound like an ignorant, racist shithead, actually.

>>42757452
>name nogueira, sounds pretty brazillian
>looks some sort of black mix which is what half of brazil is
>very manly features, fake tits are the only feminine thing visible

Sounds like the opposite of ignorant desu, more like an informed guess. Or you could google for 3 seconds and find out that "she" is in fact brazillian and if it wasn't born with a dick than it's clit has probably grown to match your size at least.

>>42757452
I know what you trying to say, but brazilian ain't race :^)

>>42757389
Hnnnngggggg those hips makes me dick hard

>>42757452
Brazilian subhuman detected

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>>42757528
another one FOR YOU!

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>>42757210
Are you by any chance smaller than 6 feet?

>>42750974
Good taste my dude
I have an Aoba daki

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>>42750946

>>42757192
moar pls

>>42750932
>5'9-6'0
>healthy
>fit/active
>clean

>>42758542
name of this girl(boy)?

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Rock climber girls are best

>dat grip strength
>dat core
>dat body symmetry

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>inb4 insecure bitch boys call me gay
I wanna lick her sweaty abs after a workout

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>>42758619
I have no idea how one would hook up with these chicks but I bet they give truly incredible handjobs

also Miho is my gripfu

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>>42758619

>>42750932
>hip width equal to or greater than shoulder width
>slim waist
>generally fit
>reasonably large tits and ass

>>42753648

Girls like this are so fucking sexy but like other anon said they aren't wife material and are usually total sluts who smoke any color sausage if you know what I mean.

>>42758656
Nah m8, think of the calluses. It's like get a handjob with sandpaper, horrendous.

>>42757205
Her face isn't too bad in my opinion ...

>>42758751
I have calluses all over my own hands and I like jerking off just fine.

>>42757205
Really reminds me strongly of my exgf, in face, body type and style of dress.

Damn I miss that bitch.

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>>42750932
Bimbos
I like tatted up girls too. So I guess, tatted up bimbos?
That girl is Bonnie rotten, I like Anna belle peaks a lot too

>>42758717
Also
>pretty face
>light eye color, no brown
>pale skin, olive skin could work too
>dark red hair > natural blonde > brunette > black >>> ginger
>loyal
>submissive
>kind
>loving
>wants a big family
A man can dream

>>42750932
I personally like Traps/Transwomen. It doesnt bother me they are born with a penis.

>>42750932
>straight
>fitbros
Where do you think you are?

>>42750932
Brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, thin and dresses modestly.

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>>42751077
is this fuckin samurai cop? kek

>>42759016
worksafe board, faggot

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>>42752581
>tfw not born a pure strayan Bruce

I like my girls like i like my coffee...
I dont like coffee
Jk black and bitter asf

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>>42758331
I can't find moar. I think I like it better that way.

>>42757571
SAUCE

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>this whole thread

I don't have a body type I find most attractive.

As long as they're not fat, aren't fridgemode, and their tits/ass aren't disappointing, I'm OK.

Can someone post the girl going around with the blonde hair and the gray shirts. Her ass geeks are falling out of em. Think she is an alt right idol. Anyone know her name ?

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I'm not sure. My heart tells me petite qts like pic related. But my dick tells me braphogs.

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i just want a companion
i am so lonely

>>42758656
go to climbing gym. talk to people. most climbers also drink afterwards. its not hard anon.
>>42758751
who likes hand-jobs anyway?

>>42758619
also puccio is bae

>>42759844
I more meant like Miho specifically

climbing gyms are full of fags

>>42757205
I know exactly the place this picture was taken

>>42757205
her face is kind a cute

>>42759864
well that depends. are you a professional rock climber?

>>42759896
and now you will also know exactly this other place: heaven

*pulling down your pants and thursting my dick into your boipucci*

>>42759657
Most reasonable post in the thread.

>>42759950
No but I do compete in a strength sport. 1st and 3rd in my last two comps.

>>42759896
waow you've been to Italy, incredible

>>42758582
Who is this ??

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Big ass, hips; itty bitty waist; medium titties; cute face.

I tried to seriously answer but then I realized I actually can't. Some days I want an 6'5 Amazonian giant to dominate me, other days I want a womanlet to abuse and use as my flashlight.
Is this kind of preference swing normal? Like shit, I'll watch porn some days where it's a granny's saggy ass getting destroyed, other days a nasty bitch with tits that go down to her bellybutton, and other days I want to fuck a stick body.
What's wrong with me?

>>42760451
You're a man..but your test levels veer wildly as fuck compared to norm. Also too much porn.

>>42760416
>Dat body
I'd go to prison for rape. I swear to god.

>>42760451
Way too much porn buddy. You can't get off to a regular looking girl can you?

>>42760477
I nut way harder in my gf than with my hand. I don't know though something doesn't seem right. Things shouldn't vary that badly.
Should I go get a test. test?

2D
>Can have perfect girl
>You will never have sex with them

3D
>There is no perfect girl and if there was you wouldn't have them
>You get to fuck any of them

>>42760489
No I mean if you don't have problems with libido with gf then test is probably fine. I think you probably just watch too much porn. Why not fuck your gf whenever you wanna watch granny porn or whatever?

>>42760489
Go cold turkey from porn and masturbation, take up some form of exercise, become a bit more active, get more sun, eat more fatty meat and nuts, and sleep naked and in the dark for 7-9 hours every night.
Also figure out how to identify mental and physical stressors and deal with them by meditating and getting real rest.

You'll feel a lot better and your test levels will normalize and not go all over the map.

If this doesn't help then go get your levels checked.

>>42760520
why sleep naked?

>>42760520
I actually do all of those things except sleep consistently. Some nights I can barely sleep for 4 hours, others, I shit you not, I sleep for 13-15 hours. No, I don't have sleep apnea.
As for stress, I don't really have it. Call me blessed, but I lead a pretty simple life of work/school/home/friends. I take care of my responsibilities and fuck around afterwards.

>>42760520
i dont want my mom to tuck me in if im naked. that's weird

>>42760547
It actually boosts testosterone.
I have no idea why but there it is.
Maybe it's becuase of circulation.

...
You just have wildly varying test levels. I have no idea why..that's just how you are.
It's not bad but it will make things a bit more difficult in your life.

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>>42755737
pic related
no homo though

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>>42750932
Narrow. Preferably fit but definitely narrow.

https://www.xvideos.com/video21464783/bonnie_rotten_walking_topless_in_nyc

this shit is great

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>>42750932
A nice is a good start. BRAAAAAP out!

>>42760472

>test levels indicate opinion

literally retarded

>>42760684
Yeah I told him it was just watching too much porn but these other guys seem to miss the fact that literally any horniness is cause by test,you lose any sort of libido with low test

>>42760656
Source

>>42760726
nah she's germanic bro you can't jerk it to her

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Hello, Freddy

>>42755737
This is one if the few feminie boy designs that actually has the wide male waist and is still attractive despite that.

>>42760730
I dont jerk to girls from internet, why men do that?


I just want to see more of her ass

>>42760765
Meant for
>>42760730

>>42760777
why would you want to see more of a disgusting pigskin ass though bro? Why not some big fat nigger.. I mean Mediterranean ass?

>>42760780
I'm sorry what? Im just making fun of that shitskin.

>>42750932
At least semi-fit, C-cups, and E-cup ass cheeks.

>>42760798
Mmmmm

>>42760791
Ass is ass, mate now be kind and provide source

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>>42750932
>What body type are you into or find the most aesthetic?
Gonna have to go with >>42750946.

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I really like pole vaulters.

>>42756814
Im not a nigger
>>42760798
Fuck you pigskin, you think you hurt me calling a shitskin?

Ahahahaha

>>42750932
I like titties

>>42760859
She looks like my little brother.

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>>42750946
More and more this is becoming true for me, IRL relationships with people are a fucking hassle to manage.

>>42760921
I want to fuck your little brother

>>42760921
>>42760941
KEK!

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>>42760903
>not a nigger

Lmao my man I've been to the dominican, you aren't fooling me.

>>42760941
He's an adult and can make his own decisions so if you happen to meet him feel free to fuck him.

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>>42761043

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>>42750932
strong legs and a thicc ass

>>42750932
Tats are degenerate

>>42751104
>below 6'7"
Manlett detected

>>42761088
Isnt that russian model?

She is all surgery, mate

Not natty

>>42760962
Its a mixed country, pigskin or whatever you are

>>42761102
when did your priest first molest you?

>>42761156
kek
smoking and tats are mad degenerate though. Total red flag

>>42761053


HNNNNG

>>42761088

Dayum

>>42761149

Mixed with what? Lots of different Spanish-speaking blacks. Speaking Spanish doesn't erase your negroid genes.

>>42761053
BREHS
BRUHS
BREHSSSSSSS

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>>42750932
I am a big man and I need big lovin'

>>42758582
The GOAT

>>42751900
A movie called samurai cop

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i'd kill myself just to get her attention

>>42761747
fuck

>>42761747
kill yourself in front of her, it'll get her attention for sure

>>42752551
>Bonnie Rotten
One of the nastiest sex performers to ever catch a cock. Definitely not a girl to take home to meet mother. Maybe take her home, tie her to the cage, and fuck in the garage..

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I love skinny girls

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I just want a cute right wing trap gf

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>>42750932
>What body type are you into or find the most aesthetic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_hypertrophy#Virginal_breast_hypertrophy

>>42761053
gross

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>>42762216
goober

>>42751251
excellent taste

>>42762272
Do asian chicks go for black men?
I'm asking for a friend...

>>42751077
It just occurred to me that I think that this might be my thing. I knew I liked girls a bit taller than average, but this really honed in on what I like in particular.

>>42762652
Your friend will never know until he tries.

>>42761747
PLEASE BE MINE

>>42762678
I'll tell him that

>>42761880
/fit/ ladies and gentlemen

>>42751015
d < 0
I demand you explain negative dimensions, or forever be banished from this Panamanian snorkeling forum.

>>42752636
>From a family of Newport bankers, but plays around with farm animals to get those sweet pop-country shekels
How can you not love her?

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>>42755891
sad

>>42757444

The only decent looking female in this shitty thread.

>>42750932
Does working out really produce and give you more confidence?

If so, how?

It's not like you become bullet resistant or able to rip a mountain off the face of the earth and shit a new one or some shit like that.

>>42761890
steven tyler?

>>42750946
This

That is the most disgusting and shapeless body I've ever seen

>>42750946
Unironically, this. There is nothing 3D girls can do that 2D girls don't do better
>inb4 hurr you can't fuck 2D girls
Yea? Well I'm not exactly fucking 3D girls right now either so who gives a fuck

>>42750932
>spiderwebs on nipples
certainly not that one

>>42752279
i need sauce on this one
she cute

>>42761043
jen is bae hnng

>>42763830
God dammmm O_O

>>42752523
No, they're oni(female)

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For sheer sexual attraction in the way that makes me want to rail them:
>Big ass
>Thick thighs
>Big juicy tits
>Ebony features (but works on any race)

For what I actually find pretty/beautiful
>slim build
>nice face
>nice personality
>thin with decent small tits and ass

At the end of the day if they're over 7/10 it's gonna come down to personality.

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post moar 2D for my already massive folder

long legs

boobs not sagging

butt not fat

no muscles visible

smooth skin

completely shaved below the neck

>>42753648
She's really hot, but looks like literal human garbage

>>42761747
Why is that wall so nauseating?

>>42764466

high-contrast pattern

>>42750932
mm

>>42764293
this

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>>42761053
>>42762272
pretty much, brehs, pretty much

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>>42750946
Only true answer

>>42764019
>>42750954
>>42750960
>>42750974
>>42760927
>>42764019
/fit/ OVERWHELMINGLY populated by absolute LOSERS and SOCIAL RETARDS who will never lift. Just imagine being so pathetic you romanticize relationships with fucking children cartoons.

>>42764019
>there's literally nothing that 3d girls do that 2d girls can do better
You can't make this shit up. They exist, dumbfuck. THEY EXIST.

>>42764673
I got banned for posting similar shit

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>>42750932
Skinny girls.

But they are getting harder to find.

>>42764816
Fuckin true

>>42764706
>l-l-l-loser!!
>h-haha be a slave to women like me!
>everybody's doing it
>don't you want to be like everyone else??
Pathetic

>>42764816
>harder to find.
Not really, depends on where you live but they seem to be everywhere from where im standing
getting them however is an entirely diffrent question since they are out of the game

>>42758619
>dat grip strength
>dat core
>dat body symmetry

> dat manface

>>42751858
She literally looks 13 years old. WTF is wrong with you?

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>>42761905
> right wing
> trap

Found your match.

>>42764924
yea well, I think she looks old as well

Seriously, some of you are complete degenerates.

No wonder this board is crammed full of self hating, bitter, and whinging posts.

>>42764986
i come to /fit/ only to witness this. the correlation between masculinity and misery is quite fascinating.

>>42765028
>the correlation between masculinity and misery is quite fascinating
It only exists because masculinity is crap these days, if it got you success it wouldnt be there

>>42765028
T. Degenerate homosexual/furry/pedo/whatever

>>42765044
Anon, the reason it's crap these days is precisely because it's viewed as the answer to all of one's problems. It results in "girls find me repulsive, must be because i don't lift enough" kind of logic.

>>42765052
Serious question: u mad?

>>42765093
>the reason it's crap these days is precisely because it's viewed as the answer to all of one's problems
For me its the cause of my problems

I want to get laid but i cant get laid as much as i want because i find arund one girl who is single around every six months and being masculine i want to pursue girls but cant.

So no, not a solution

>>42764885
I'm in easter europoor.
The place where the east and west meet. And as such a cesspool of the worst of both.

Where do you live. Play be one of the snowniggers countries up north.

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i'm gay but this is gf material imo

>>42765161
You must not be lifting enough, Anon.

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>>42765176
>Manhands
No wonder you're a faggot

>>42764858
Awwwwww what a cute little snowflake you're so unique and special for not being able to communicate in real life! one day you'll meet a wonderful animu gf and then you're life will be complete :)

OH WAIT

>>42765190
i'm a lesbian

>>42765171
>Play be one of the snowniggers countries up north.
Yup, in scandinavia and slim girls here are a dime a dozen
They are extremly hard to get however, either they are single by choice because they dont need/want a man or they jump from relationship to relationship

>>42765208
>a dime a dozen
>extremly hard to get
which one is it then?

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if she doesn't have hips, she might as well be a man.

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>>42765200
>Manhands
Are you sure you're a carpetmuncher?

>>42765219
These are very diffrent anon, i can walk outside and see 10 of em on my way to work but getting one is very difficult because they are either single by choice or in a commited relationship

I havent had a gf or gotten laid with a girl that i didnt take from some other dude

>>42765241
Isn't that just because of your viking culture?

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>>42750946
how 2-dimensional of you

>>42765241
the phrase "a dime a dozen" implies they are easily replaceable, not just abundant.

>>42765191
>implying
You sound like a very angry roastie, I'm sorry nobody wants your used up cunt

>>42756001
Because there aren't a lot of these type of amazonian women out there, anon.

You have to be a 8/10+ to even have a chance. Unless you live in an area where they're a dime a dozen, but most amazonians take up porn.

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The last girl I slept with...Can't stop thinking about her.

>>42757303
>hormone driven

Having any attraction at all to another.

>>42757345
Smell the braps, all day.

>>42765284
It literally means it costs 10 cents to produce 12.

Oxford dictionary:
"Very common and of no particular value."

And besides the guys a snownigger or a 'fuge why are you criticizing his grasp of English

>>42765375
lol..
is she the only girl you've fucked?

>>42765375
I can't stop thinking about the last girl I've fucked too, What was I thinking, was I THAT lonely?

>>42765383
sorry, my autism gets the best of me sometimes

>>42765284
>not just abundant.
My understanding is that it means "In great supply" and has nothing to do with replaceability

but yeah english isnt my native language

>>42764816

An easy way to pull skinny girls is to get good at 5ks. I trained my 5k down to sub 16:00 and now I can usually win smaller road races. If you're a winner of something it's easy to pull middle of the pack cardio bunnies, especially if you tell them you won some cash and would like to spend it taking them to dinner and maybe back to your place for some drinks. Done this several times and it's super easy if you're reasonably tall and have a good face.

>>42766159
>super easy if you're reasonably tall and have a good face.
Being tall and attractive helps you get dates? Impossible

>>42766159
> Yeah bro its all about the 5k times with skinny chicks
> Oh did I mention I'm tall and handsome
> Yeah just win the race and take cardiostacy out to dinner bro, its easy if you just bee yourself

Bro let's be real that is shit advice 4 4chin autists. Those chicks don't give a fuck about your 5k time.

>>42765228
who

>>42751077
Finally some taste on this board, long legs are the most feminine feature, far more so than boobs or ass.

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>>42750932
Amazons with fat but aren't fat.

>>42757444

excuse me sir this is a work safe board and i believe I see vaginal lips there

>>42766365
>when your ass isn't fat enough to hide your pussy from the back so you can't post -nudes- lewds

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B.
I'm sorry.

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>>42752279

That is baby machine.

>>42766537
H for best rough sex ever

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>>42764673

AWESOME!

>>42752573
>biracial
Don't expect anything good from your offsprings.

>>42766537
The answer is always E

>>42766537
The answer is I.

>>42766537
A, C, D, G-L

>>42766537
The answer is J, A, K