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left wins 1v1

>>42748986
conor

>>42748986
I never realized how bad that tattoo looks on Conor's chest.

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>>42748986
Macca beats up the first 20 then shoots the other 980.
Smug Irishman wins.

Left uses testosterone siphon, Mcgregor is unprepared and defenseless against the magical arts, he falls shriveled. The mysterious opponent chortles and approaches the weakened and dieing Mcgegor, "Fool had you only said the magic phrase; your overconfidence was your downfall" the creature wheezes. Then, clawing into its own flesh is reveals beneath the papery layer of fake skin its true form; xe which stalks the minds of men at sleep, xe which makes the children weep, xe whom laughs at old men hobble, xe whom with lust of gains to gobble. As he fades from life Mcgegor sees a vision, a holy visage outlined against the harsh lights of the ring, a man so fucking shredded in life that the gods granted him wings to traverse the heavens between. His lips moved with strength he didn't have, "Shoo shoo gains goblin" he coughed. In the moment before the shrieks began, the world around transformed with the light of a thousand grills and the smell of burning meat. After the next moment ended, there was nothing but ash, and then blackness.

Mcgregor has shit conditioning there is no way he'd be able to knockout 1,000 of them.

>>42748986
Conor beats down 998 of them before he begins to feel tired, and maybe a little bit guilty too. He tries to make eye contact with the last 2 survivors, but both of them crying and making "reeeee" sounds while they look down at their phones. He embraces the one on his left. The other one continues to scream "reeeee". With one downward chop he shatters the other one's phone.

>This kills the xe

Conor and the last survivor go to the pub. Irishmen are so scared of the xe that they stab it to death with potato skinners.

>Ireland finally wins something

>>42748986
Left lacks the ruthlessness to prevail and its spidery limbs are only a minor threat.

>>42748986
Conner beats up the first 5 then is too gassed to do anything else and gets dogpiled