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Who does /fit/ lift for?

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Who does /fit/ lift for?
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Certainly not for that fat bitch.
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>>42743134
Because I was disgusted at what I saw in the mirror and to show my ex up.
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>tfw paid for her escort service for a night
3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars
best time of my life
I can't look at my gf the same
she simply does not have a body or aggressive personality like she does
>you will never marry Gianna
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While I can appreciate miss Michael's as much as the next degenerate goy, I wouldn't "lift for her"

She's past her prime and is a Jewish porn pawn.

>not lifting for the God emperor so you can become a template for the astartes
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brehs
does she still do any porn?
im tired of her old stuff
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>>42743180
>Not lifting for Slaanesh so you can get your own BDSM trap Daemonette waifu and live in total ecstasy at all times.
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>>42743134
Unironically, meg baird.

You can take your pornstars and models and IG sluts and shove em up your ass. Meg Baird is fucking cute, confident, skilled, and passionate.

She's got such a beautiful voice and guitar style and she's so petite and delicate and I know she'd be taken by my giant cock and muscular form, pretty sure her husband is a dyel lit professor at a tiny midwestern liberal arts college.

She's really cute. I desperately want to fuck this woman. I'll be going to any shows she has in my region, small enough venue that I can probably chat her up and get into her pants.

Link for those interested in american primitive style guitar and slide guitar, also generally engaged in folk music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqsmII-dLTA
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>>42743134
>Gianna got her tits back
HAS SHE DONE ANY SCENES?
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>>42743134
Porn women depress me.

I've gotten to the point where I can't even jack off to porn because i can clearly see how it's all fake. The moans and shit are all just acting, nobody actually cums or enjoys themselves in porn. Well obviously the men cum, but I could cum without really feeling it. Have loads of times. Loads.

Some of the Hegre art bdsm stuff is alright.
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>>42743227
Some more meg baird for y'all
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i hate myself mostly
>not gaining weight as quickly as i hoped, weight bounces between 74-78kg
>therefore whatever gains i'm making now will quickly plateau
>can feel the hate creeping back in
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>>42743227
God she's so fucking cute. Conservative without being pathetic, creative without being narcissistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=RRVxY33LFGs
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>>42743253

I used to hate amateur/homemade porn because the women weren't as hot as the pro porn chicks. Now amateur is the only kind I can get off to because chances are those people are doing it because they are enjoying themselves.
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>>42743134
I put a mirror between my legs so I can look at my own asshole while I masturbate.

If I'm in a hurry I'll smell my own underwear too, it makes me cum faster.
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>>42743134

>lifting for a porn star

I hope you're not really doing this, anon.
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>>42743227

What a treat, nice post anon.


If I meet her Ill be sure to fuck her for you.
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>>42743209
>Not liftin so you can becum a big'un and please Gork and Mork by rippin them pink skinz in 'alf.
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>>42743134
For Lenny.
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>>42743134
A disgusting fat porn whore whom has take 6million nog loads?
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I lift so I can save her
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>>42743180
>not lifting to become Iron
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>>42743641
>Not lifting for blood
BODIES
CARNAGE
ALL YOU SEE
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>>42743134
Goddamn why do I love this fucking braphog
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>>42743683

Low standards probably
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I lift for my brothers
I lift for my sisters
I lift for my ancestors
I lift for my progeny
I lift as a ritual of sacrifice and seriousness
I lift to remain worthy of speaking with the gods
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>>42743609
This shit is so forcibly edgy that it's not even sad
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>>42743728

I'd agree with you if I hadn't met people that are legitimately this broken
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>>42743134
For the inevitable race war
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>>42743134
I lift for this cutie
https://youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI
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>>42743769
moogah foogah mah bazoogah
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For the revolution.
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>>42743807
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>>42743180
>Not raising both physical and mental gains
All is Dust m'lads
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>>42743134
So I dont feel weak anymore.
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>>42743795
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>>42743268
Objectively uggo, big nosed, looks like shes 40.
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>>42743769
*tips*
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>>42743180
>>42743209
>>42743531
>>42743641
>>42743663
>>42743834
>Lifting
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>>42743895
Nigga, the Death Guard were the best powerlifters and cardiofags.
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>>42743134
To temporarily forget my regrets.
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>>42743923
Which just made them all the more endearing to Papa Nurgle when they embraced rot and decay.
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To become better at HEMA (longsword). Building anaerobic strength in order to be more explosive and last longer in short bursts of intense activity.
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>>42743946
And learn to End him rightly
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>>42743227
>>42743268
>>42743300
Dude how fucking old si she like 50?
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4 the strength
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>>42743986
How should I feel about getting this meme.
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>>42743134
>see this during no fap september
>dick becomes diamond
>despite all, resist

I'm gonna make it.
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i don't like being skinny. i put just 10 lbs of lean muscle on my body and i get loads of complements. sometimes even from people who never met me before. Plus . life is nothing without goals. goals are nothing without gains.
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>>42743180
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>>42744032
Don't know, but I feel kinda bad
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>>42743173
did you catch anything?
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>>42743253
Gotta get into that good behind the scenes shit. Look up Natasha Nice behind the scenes (I won't link for all the nofappers here). She cums during a photo shoot and it's hot AF.
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>>42743173
Pls pls greentext it all my man
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>>42743173
>3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars
Thots have hard lives.
captcha: please 1600
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>>42744032
>>42744047
You are part of a select club , a special club
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>>42744103

>implying she didnt lose more than she gained
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>>42743173
Give us the Greentext anon.
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>>42743134
to be an ubermensch.
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>>42743180
>not lifting for mute loyalist gf
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>>42743134
>Lifting for a mudshark
Kill yourself OP
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>>42743755
Damm im want to met some meat-heads like that
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>>42743173

>The escort Gianna meme

fuck off
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>>42743134
>tfw 6.5"x6.5" dicklet

I'll never be able to fuck such a high test whore, right lads?
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For Mosley.
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>>42743276
Same here bro i shit on my looks so much and can barely look at my self in the mirror w a straight face
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>>42744118
a sekret club?
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Any answer other then "myself" is wrong
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>>42743173
>paying for pussy
>paying for that pussy
>paying for thot pussy
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>>42744329
This
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>>42743173
>>tfw paid for her escort service for a night
>3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars

funny she would reject the idea of her being a whore i bet . despite the filthy gold shekels she filed her hands with.
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>>42744419
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>>42743134
>coal burner
fucking D R O P P E D
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unirionically
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>>42743134
>lifting for used up nigger fucking whore

never gonna make it
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>>42743946
my black knight
this is exactly why i decided to start lifting
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>>42744578
I find it fucking hilarious that even among the most jewed corrupt cum guzzling whores there are still lots of them who won't do scenes with niggers even though Mr. Noseberg will pay them a premium for it.

Also
>pornstar
>not dropped immediately

baka desu senpai
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>>42743531
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>>42744766
can you name a few?
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>>42743609
Ouch.
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Miku
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>>42744818
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls051111999/

Alexis Texas was the only name that came off the top of my head. Don't really watch big production porn because it's all fucked in the head and generally try to keep away from porn anyway. I found that IMDB list in about 5 seconds on google though so you are either lazy or a cuck shill.
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>>42743505
Not if I fuck her first!
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>>42744888

I'm actually just lazy
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>>42743885
>>42744009
She's in her late thirties, and she's on top of your game.

Not getting rock hard for an older woman with her mental and creative shit together is a sign of low test.

Revisit her after you hit 4/3/2/1 or get started on supplemental T from your doc and you'll be happily surprised with your erection.
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>>42744818
https://www.pornmd.com/sex-search

Also this shows search trends of all of the major tube sites and nowhere does IR show up on any country or globally, yet IR porn is all over the front pages of these sites. Nobody is searching for it, they have to pay actresses more to do it, and it generally doesn't return a profit, so why do they keep making it?
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>>42744078
>>42743425
You guys realize that the majority of amateur porn and "behind the scenes" porn is fake as well right?
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>>42744914
>Not getting hard for a woman who is a the low end of her fertility
>Not getting hard for a woman who could hit menopause in a couple years
>Not getting hard for a woman who will give you offspring that are waaaaaay more likely to have mental and physical maladies as apposed to a younger woman
>Low T

It's fine if you like the way she looks but older women are a fetish and high t men go after more fertile women, which are women who are nowhere near later thirties (usually not even late twenties).
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>>42744920
Because there's a lot of cuck fetishists out there anon.
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>>42743134
I just wanna stop being a Kissless virgin brahs
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>>42743609
Goddamnit, now I'm in love with a poorly-drawn stick figure.
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>>42744948
I think you've fallen for the "linear relationship between attractiveness and fertility" trick, which is fine and totally understandable but you've got to understand that evolutionary psychology is generally not based in fact. It's all "just so" stories, basically post-hoc conglomerations of ideas which make sense because of the narrative but aren't supported by anything.

The truth is, men are attracted to competence. We like girls who look like they could make us feel good, who could raise our offspring well (or give birth to them and nurture them well), or who could show us new parts of ourselves or the world.

Hence the meg baird attraction. She would birth and raise your children no problem, she's got a solid decade before nondisjunction risk increases appreciably. She has kind, smart eyes. And she sings in a way that makes you feel like she understands you.

AND she's slim, petite, and would look awesome being forced down on your cock while you held her off the ground, against a wall.

But hey there's no accounting for taste, especially yours.
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My gf said I was getting fat...
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>>42744984
>cope the post

Man, you are fucking obsessed with this chick who's got an ugly face, big nose and who is walking a tightrope when it comes to years of fertility left. There has never been a time or culture or place where men have valued older women for their sexuality, younger women have always been prized for fertility and the youth of her eggs. You have constructed a whole paradigm based on nothing, defying basically everything we know to be true and claiming that this is the way it is damn everybody else, I am right for picking an old lady to mother my children.

It sounds like you are trying to fill a motherly role for yourself in your own life, and have an unhealthy obsession for a plane jane woman who is at the end of her fertility.
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>>42745069
You're projecting, you have a weird relationship with your mom if you're so hung up on older women.

That's alright man. It's no big deal. I shouldn't have brought it up. Hope you feel better.
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>>42743149
>Certainly not for that fat bitch.
FPBP
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>>42745085
Not him, but it sounds like you're the one who has mom issues and are trying to justify your shit taste with some nonsensical psuedo analysis of "attraction".
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>>42745085
> types an essay to justify why he wants to fuck some old pussy
>tries to call anyone who doesn't want old pussy low-T
>makes up a paradigm stating that all of us other men have been duped into liking young women
>wants a woman who can comfort him and teach him new things (wow that doesn't sound like a mommy)

A mentally sane person would have just stopped at "I like milfs" instead of constructing an explanation as to how that's the superior, high t choice with absolutely no evidence to back it up. Lmaoing at your life bro. It's just a fetish, chill
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>>42745180
>>42745211
You guys both have low test. Go lift or get a supp I swear to god, I feel bad for you.
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Because one day, on a night out, I came to the horrifying realisation that I am nowhere near as strong as I once was.
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>>42745219
1000ng/dl buddeh, get the fuck outta here.
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>>42745219
>Jew nosed mom fetishist feels bad for me
Kek, post body you dyel
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>>42743609
holy shit my gf is this

except for the scar thing she never cut herself.
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>>42743134

I had multiple reasons in the past. They however all slowly faded away over time.

I dont really have a reason anymore and it makes it harder to push myself

What do
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>>42743134
to fit in with /fit/
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>>42743609
god damn
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>>42743609

Fuck that never date a damaged girl. I dated one for 5 years, loved her to death, but the whole relationship was a big struggle

>Always depressed
>Put in loads of effort to make her happy, works for a few hours, then wears off, back to being depressed
>Always melo-dramatic. Can never confront her with any bad behaviour because she would instantly cry and get even more depressed
>Super insecure, made sex boring. She never initiated anything
>Semi suicide attempts scaring the shit out of me

Eventually left me after 5 years when she realized she leaned so much on my strenght to keep on living that she was nothing without me

Dont spend your time and energy on damaged goods, theyll always be broken
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>>42745325

Pray to God, works for me.
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my blondie. she cared about me when i was 350 pounds no friends didnt believe in myself awkward and pushing people away all the time. she's angry all the time and dumb as a rock. ill probs kill myself when she leaves me
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>>42744722
Kekerino, nice pic. Saved. I'm kind of a little stuck for idea to I prove footwork and balance. It is probably my weakest point. Beyond standing on a post like the karate kid or trying to sprint along groin posts on the beach, got any advice?
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I gotta have the strength of a god if I wanna beat Lord beerus
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These threads are stupid. Obviously you lift for yourself. For your ego. We all do.
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>>42745444
Not me. I'm lifting for the impending race/civil war. Have to reclaim my birthright.
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>>42745456
>reclaim my birthright
Continental europe, i presume?
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>>42745456
You realize that extremists like yourself would be massively out numbered right?
Even most white people wouldn't dedicate to being on your side
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>>42745492
Why did you assume I was white?
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>>42743134

Jesus. So that I might be able to suplex sinners into redemption.
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>>42744952
Statistically no. They lose money

>>42744920
Oy vey! I don't like where that question is going
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>>42745456
>im 14 years old

just stop. wars are fought with guns anyway you aren't going to rid the world of niggers and jews with your biceps idiot
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>>42745417
try a different back foot position, might help your balance
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>>42744831
Snap!
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good feeling and first impressions (not just sexual. In any setting)

Gym makes my test and all hormones take off and as I grew with years people started noticing and obviously being more submissive.
My job is concentrated around being persuasive and a person of authority, so being bigger is an asset imo.

+ girls love it. 99% of girls are lazy cunts and love any kind of muscle.
not doing it for them anymore though. I'm an old fox and picking up girls is quite easy once you know all the tricks in the book.
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>tfw she thiccer than ever
>wont do any more porn scenes
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>>42744964
frig off lahey
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>>42745503
Well you're either white or one of those selfhating beaners that frequents /pol/.
Regardless the idea of race wars are fucking retarded, as it's never going to be "whites on one darkies on the other".
Plus if you want the military to help you I've got some bad news for you, as there's a lot of minorities enlisted.
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>>42745579
Seems a bit racist to assume someone's race. You're generalizing that entire ethnic groups are more violent than others.
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>>42743159
same here anon. have to see her tomorrow.

hope this shit has paid off
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>>42745456
Can't wait to shoot chimps like you who would rather fuck the nation than preserve it.
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>>42745548

That's disgusting 2bh
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>>42745548
That is legitimately gross.
>thicc
She is obese as fuck mate.
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>>42745640
>preserve the nation
>let it become a black and brown hellhole exactly like brazil

Yeah....
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>>42745610
Never implied the violence issue as a racial specificity.
I do generalize about people prepping for race wars
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>>42745744

You're also assuming that it's prep for offense, there's nothing wrong with being prepared in general.
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>>42745211
who is this cum bum
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>>42745398
Totally agree, can attest to 100% of this behavior. in the last 6 months of a 3 year relationship she cheated on me because she felt i was giving up on her (spent less time around her because I got a second job in an attempt to make her happier)
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>>42745548
its a shame
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>>42743134
So I can do this

>picking one
No thanks
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>>42743173
>Paying more than 200 for any escort ever

Nah my man. Never worth it.
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>>42743134
To calm my need to destroy everything in my life.
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Something like this
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>>42746769
3 grand seems like a reasonable price to fuck someone you've been jerking off to forever. I bet he'll never have a nut close to as good.
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i lift for her
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unironically myself
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>>42746818
3 grand buys you so much practicality. I'm willing to bet hes a wagecuck that saved that money up to have a few hours with a washed up pornstar. Could've taken that money and got many many nuts and massages from a nice establishment. Even paid any girl better looking than her for the same. Just such a waste. You gotta think there were guys getting PAID to fuck her. Youre paying her three times as much as they were gaining for the privilege. Having that knowledge in your head would just make me feel so much more pathetic.
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>>42743134
Gianna is so juicy and stuff, but let's be honest
this is the only answer
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>>42746854
>Lifting for some mousey bipolar slut
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>>42746914
While she is a pornslut and thus a whore.
Gianna never went escort, this whole discussion is legitimately retarded.
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>>42743609
this is my current gf its the bomb theres nothing sexual she wont do, she will act like a complete whore for me. Last night I bust 2 nuts in a glass and watched her drink it she was cache
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>>42744882
I'm proud of you, anon.
You're gonna make it.
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>>42745398
>>Put in loads of effort to make her happy
that was your first mistake
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I lift because it's one of the few things that I enjoy and can form an identity around rather than an ex and her rejection of me.

Also keeps me from killing myself! Woo
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>>42743134
She got disgustingly fat
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>>42747032
Because itmakes me happy
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>>42743276
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>>42744076
>t. virgin
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>>42744929

No, I'm talking about a dude filming his chick fucking with his phone. Personal sex tapes not casting couch amateur porn.
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>>42743180
Anon Astartes are taken in Teenage years, it's too late for you brah.

>Not lifting to become strong enough to survive brain augmentation surgery and shitpost on every thread at once while directing a battle maniple and directing your forge
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>>42745548
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>>42747176
That's unhygienic
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>>42743641
>Primarch doomed humanity because Daddy didn't give him any medals

wait for it...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>42743253
gianna does fucking love to fuck though.. shes got that look in her eyes.
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>>42743609
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>>42745548
stop
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>>42743609
I liked this one
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>>42747291
if it was straight on the crack, sure.
But the cheeks is no more unhygienic than other body parts.
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>>42745398
100% this. I had a very similar experience, and it was one of the worse thing in my entire life
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>>42743173

>Wasting nearly 3 thousand dollars on a whore
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>>42743714
you lift to cease being a khv
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>>42743134
>lifts for fat 6/10
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>>42747445
Let the larpagans have their fun anon. I tried to get an understanding of them a while ago, did a few months research through books and then went to their discords and stuff like that and half of them are total fucking idiots on the subject.

They literally just do it because it's muh ancestors religion and hurr durr nignogz. It annoys me that trying to learn about the history of my country and people will make me look like some fucking neo nazi thanks to these idiots.
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>>42743253
Tbh, there are whores out there that do it socially because they love it. I fucked this one thicc milf hooker in my town. She said she'd been doing it since 14, had never caught a thing, gets regular check ups, and makes fucking bank. She looks great, is super positive mood. Threw me off when i meet her. When she finally got down to it she just turned into this insatiable minx. Did everything i asked, requested that i use a vibrator on her because she likes getting hers out of it too, especially when the guy ain't half bad like myself. Was fucking awesome. Should make time to see her again sometime and get a bit more into it.
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>>42747489
No different than deus vulting christcucks. I worship the way I do because of the contradictions, hypocrisies and retardation of the abhrahmic faiths.

I honestly prefer the simplicity and connection of basic house cult practice. Honoring the ancestors, offering to the gods and respecting the spirits around me. It just makes sense to me and works. I take a gnostic/platonic/Hindu world view and admit that the idea of a supreme god head is likely just out of touch and we interact with gods/spirits in our world.

It's not logically or theologically rigorous but when I was yearning to fill the spiritual void it worked for me and made me a better person and ultimately I think that's the important part of religion.
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>>42747643
shutup faggot
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>>42747643
>i just borrow from the other religions because im an asshat

shut up
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to forget that i would like to be dead for a few a hours a week
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>>42743173
>you will never marry Gianna
Good sex isn't the basis of a marriage anon.
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>>42743134
Waifu
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>>42747643
Fuck off, larpagan
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>>42745548
Thats disgusting as fuck, but i got the lowest standards.
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Little sisters.
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>>42747779
>Good sex isn't the basis of a marriage anon.
lol, might as well marry your best mate then, since you will both be earning more and get along much better
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>>42747176
>meat
Ewww
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>>42744952
No, as the statistics show, interracial makes deficit. They lose money making it. It is 100% only made for propaganda purposes, for trying to brainwash whites into race mixing. Doesn't seem to be working, to the kikes dismay.
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>>42743134
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>>42746728
sauce?
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>>42747176
>tfw ate pizza today but no booty came with it
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>>42744746
this tbqh
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>iafd gianna micahaels
>5'10 145 lbs
is she a /fraud/?
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>>42743253
Just get into femdom and bdsm videos, most of that stuff is non-professional and most of it is good.
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>>42743641
>>42743180
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>>42743807
Look at their dyel stick arms from communist malnourishment.
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>>42748019
It's from a porn movie.
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>>42743769
>>42744746

Same here brother
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>>42745433
You just have to keep it up for a million years anon I'm sure we can do it.
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>>42743173
greentext that shit n o w
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>>42743134
Anyone else think her boobs are disgusting.
Too big
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>>42748796
Homo
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>>42748796

I think she's just too fat. I always liked Gianna but she's crossed the gap from T H I C C to just plain fat.
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Myself. I refuse to lift for someone else again because it'll only end in failure. And disappointment. Followed by months of neglecting diet and the gym.

Besides. I don't even like me. That has to improve if I'll ever get someone to do so.
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>>42743609
Where do I find one to save?
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>>42743134
I lift so that someday I can beat the shit out of Chad and Stacy on their date
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>>42743609
>>42747361
Somebody post the trap gf version
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>>42743173
really tempted to get Harmony Reigns desu
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>>42745548
>Asylum Demon takes a vacation.webm
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>>42748954
Alcohol anonymous, psychiatric clinics, drug rehab centers, etc.

Try sitting in the waiting lounge of a clinic/psychiatrist, wait for a cute girl to show up, get her attention and ask about her, introduce yourself etc (don't ask why she is there). Make up some bullshit story that will make you seem like a great and damaged guy (girlfriend cheated, your mom died a few days later and you almost ended it, that's why you're there).
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Nobody, I stopped lifting, now I just do cardio and play video games.
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>>42749601
fucking kek
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>>42749818
dick move, toriyama, dick move
why goku always have to leave at the end of a saga?
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>>42745398
Holyshit this is me and my gf right now. Been together for 2 years but here melo dramatic antics are starting to annoy the shit out of me. Will we last?
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>>42748796
fag
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>>42743134
unironically
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>>42743946
>Longsword
>posts a claymore

I'm not saying you're wrong, but longsword is a shit. SHIT.
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I lift for him. No homo.
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>>42745417
Do a short introductory course in modern fencing/kendo, then one in boxing. Add a dance class of your choice knigga.
Boom. 110% footwork/balance improvement.
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>>42750054
What is this?
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>>42743134
>Who does /fit/ lift for?

>>42741441
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>>42750159
Thor battling the world serpent, Jörmungandr.
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>>42743300

julie byrne. check her out m8s. total wifey. introvert, smart, creative, loner, dat voice. i'd nut in her raw dawg but only after our wedding night.
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>>42743227
Joan Baez ripoff
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For my king.
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>>42743173
>tfw paid for her escort service for a night
>3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars
>best time of my life

Yeah right.
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>>42744443
>implying those gook cunts arent thots
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I lift because I want to cosplay as a JoJo character. Since I'm a scrawny fuck I'm shooting for Rohan or Kakyoin this year and Dio or Joseph in 2+ years.
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>>42748234
No way in hell she's only 145 lmao
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>>42749680
then why are you here
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>>42749818
fucking fatties, always ruin everything.
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>>42745860
my gf
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Für Deustchland
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>>42746978
>things that never happened
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>>42746978
degenerate as fuck
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>>42747176
think this girl's name is Moira
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>>42743807
And in Merica they would have niggers spics women marching
All "Americans"
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Sabina Alytnbekova
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>>42749937
>coming to a Indian shit Street site with relationship problems.
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>>42743173
bull, I always hear she's a deadfish escort
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>>42747893
>marriage is about sex
Modern "men," ladies and gentlemen.
Marriage is about kids you underdeveloped retardo. You want a good marriage? You marry that girl with the mole on her lip from high school who crushed on you for 8 years straight. That's the girl who is going to take care of your children and make sure you have a happy family.
If you judge marital partners based on muh dik then prepare for a divorce in less than 3 years after your physical attraction for one another wears off.
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>>42749646
Got a lot of know how on this here topic bud.
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>>42751135
That bald guy on the right makes even me want to kill myself.
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>>42743769
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>>42751135
>eggroll man
>feet away from one of the most beautiful azns on the planet enjoying herself
>utter misery and darkness on his face

I wish I couldn't relate.
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>>42744984
Enjoy your tarded children
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>>42750806

There was once a dream that was Germany
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>>42744689
Amen brother
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>>42747206
Too real
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>>42743149
LOW TEST
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>>42744914
god you are delusional
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>>42743574
it's who, you total fucking idiot
>>42743134
whom, you mouth breather
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>>42743173
Give us the rundown on how that went Anon?
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>>42743134
Wait what, can you actualy fuck pornstars?

Are there more you can fuck besides her?
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>>42752786
There are plenty of bitches in porn that arrange shoots with their "fans".
You usually just apply on their websites.

Don't be a loser and actually do it though.
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>>42752800
Ofcourse I wouldn't, it adds to the fantasy though
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>>42743714
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For my dream.
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>>42743714
t. Varg LARP
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>>42744689
>>42752280

Praise be to the lord brothers and may we all find joy in his divinity!

I lift so that I may serve him better on earth, fighting his wars against the arch enemy or carrying a friends household items from one place to another.
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Osman's dream still lives within us.
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>>42744329
>>42744451
BEADY
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>>42750113
I miss him
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>>42750137
Thanks my man, those are actually all viable options. I live in a university town and they always have introductory courses to various activities for people to see if they like the activity or >>42750103
I posted the picture because I want to train up to be able to use a claymore as a long sword. Since I'm a 6ft 8 freak, I think it may be possible. Think of the insane reach and power I'd get if I got strong enough to wield it easily.
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So she could text me back
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>eva notty escorts in las vegas
>1700 for 1hr

Would you /fit/?
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>>42750113
Lol dead fraud
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>>42754582
couldn't you pick up some drunk used-up milf whore for a lot less than 1700 on a night out in vegas?
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>>42754617
definitely no bestiality allowed on blue boards desu senpai
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>>42753086
10/10
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>>42743834
>not being a warriorpriest
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>>42754522
>Since I'm a 6ft 8 freak, I think it may be possible. Think of the insane reach and power I'd get if I got strong enough to wield it easily.
You need something bigger than a claymore...

You need a montante, zweihander or great sword babe:

http://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Category:Greatsword
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>>42743134
I lift for beach
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>>42743134
this is why i lift.
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>>42754927
hope she drowned like an useless whale
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>>42754582
not after she had those tits sliced and diced mate
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>>42747302
>father who hates everything including you, who will use you like a tool

>not realising that Iron Warriors are the ultimate lifters, lifting to live up to the Primarchs ideals and be the strongest of all

Plus they get Obliterators, who are basically walking home gyms
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>>42754927
I'M TRYING NOFAP, GODDAMNIT

JESUS I'M FEELING LIKE A JAP, READY TO ARPON THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WHALE

T H I C C
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>>42743895
>not being in peak health when devoting yourself to Nurgle so he has more to rot.
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>>42743134

goddamit Gianna wtf has happened to you
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>>42743134
Love Gianna Michaels, but not in that clip, jesus
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that one titty fuck she did will never be topped
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>>42755924
>T H I C C
Absolutely not, that's an obese landwhale. Pls no tyrone.
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>>42743173
shitty investment buddy
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>>42743173
>>42754582
>Paying more than 1000 dollars for sex with a used up plastic whore

Are you guys literally retarded? No pussy is worth so much and you could get an eastern european or asian whore for much less
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I lift for my Pony waifu. So one day when I finally leave this shit world, I can be with her.
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>>42744037
Wtf, she is fat and ugly.
Nofap pro here, by the way.
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40 days into nofap and I miss this shit so much, it's like i'm constantly feeling that rush to do it and it won't go away.

Sex with gf has gotten much better but I 've come to conclude that it's impossible to reach that level of arousal that porn artificially offers with any real woman.
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>>42754582

She's boring as fuck, I love her look but all her porn is the same.. Boring
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To be a better person. To hone my discipline and dedication because it translates into other aspects of my life. To be stronger so that I can help others. To be healther so I can live longer and be there for my children. To, hopefully, inspire others.

Just kidding, I wanna make this one trap I met on 4chan drool LMAO!!
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>>42756198
Ginna Michaels is not plastic though and her tits look pretty good and are decently perky for her size, but I can't deny she's a literal whore. She has also done interracial in the past, which is disgusting.

That being said, eastern european whores is really where it's at. I'm into asian chicks too, but it feels like they pick the ugliest ones to export to europe because they think we can't tell the difference. Eastern europeans though, you get the best stuff and sometimes there's even chicks that are just over 18 but know how to take a dick like a champ and please you like you're paying for her college degree (which you probably are kek).
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For him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7g571UIZM
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>>42756440
You're probably the kind of guy who thought Stifler's mom was hotter than Nadia.
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My caramel brownie qt all day every day.

Always 2D, so always perfect. I need no other motivator.
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>>42743227
>J.Mascis Jazzmaster
>000-15

Pass
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>>42753128

>arch-enemy

You mean the Jews?
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>>42757079
That character is drawn with a dick 99.9% of the time "bruh" so...you know.
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>>42757434
No she isn't, "bruh."

He's never drawn her with a dick.
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>>42757440
Then he isn't drawing her as she actually is, "Bruh."
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>>42757624
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>>42757658

>>4275"Bruh"ven658
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>>42743134

for this bitch.

LOVE MEEEEEEEE
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>>42744037
she filmed an anal scene before retiring
just saying
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>>42743134
God I wish she would do another scene with her pig body.
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>>42751189
>having kids.

You really believe that's the most you can achieve in life?
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>>42746914
>nuts and massages from a nice establishmen

rubmap.com

MAH MAN
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>>42757771
pretty much this
I go to goth dances like every week trying to find her m8.
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>>42758111
which?
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>>42751189
That cunt with the fucking mole on her lip?
NO
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>>42743276
Roids dood
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Menat-san!
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>>42744882
>>42746989
>miku
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>>42758988
>most
That's not what I said.
So many retards nowadays are under the illusion that their youth lasts forever.
>Fuck yeah, I'm not gonna have kids. I'm gonna do drugs, party, and live my life for myself forever!
Yeah and what exactly do you think you're gonna be doing in your late forties and beyond?
Enjoy being alone and miserable in your sixties while I've got my kids and grandkids swarming around me during family dinners.
I know most people who browse this site are shut-ins to an unhealthy level whose last wish is to socialize, but family is one of those things that give meaning to your life. The attitude people harbor towards family and children nowadays is SERIOUSLY unhealthy, and it really shows with the amount of people voluntarily driving their lives to ruin through pure hedonism.
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>not lifting for Christina
>being a cookie cutter
Pissening, all of you
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>>42751189
>>42760356

This anon understand
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>>42744078
>this video of a porn star contains a real orgasm

Yeah, sure.
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>>42758988
You really believe you can achieve ANYTHING ELSE? How? By having meaningless fun on weekends and vacations? By consuming media? By shitposting on this forum? By working to make someone else rich? What the fuck else is there to accomplish? Even if you cure cancer at this point it would only help make human life even more pathetic as we would live even longer, even dumber lives.
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>>42754582
yikes, NO. she would have to pay me. for comparison, gianna I'd pay about 100, it could be fun.
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>>42750806
This quote is fucking POWERFUL. If it weren't plastered over a picture of Hitler it would really make people think, as they say. In this form it only works on chans.
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>>42743567
you scared me right there
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>>42757771
>tfw you're falling in love with a girl like this but she's thousands of miles away from you
I've made up my mind... I ain't wastin' no more time... here I go again...
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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