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Guys I finally made it! Kissless virgin to getting laid in one night! 2017-09-04 11:12:45 Post No. 42741687
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Guys I finally made it! Kissless virgin to getting laid in one night!
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2017-09-04 11:12:45
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>So I was quite fat all my early years and just lurked and shitposted on 4chan.
>I was still quite fat (we're talking over 300lb) when I turned 21 and was lonely as fuck for my birthday with no-one around.
>I got really depressed the next few weeks but I heard of the /fit/ board and started lurking there
>Within no time I was disgusted with my eating habits and was disgusted with how fat I'd let myself get.
>Started working out at home and eating better
>eating at a -800 deficit
>year and a half later of cutting and maintaining and looking pretty average
>confident enough now to join a gym
>working out by myself for about 8 months
>looking quite /fit/ now
>always see this 9/10 qt a few times a week over the past few months
>she just comes in with her friend, takes a couple of selfies and spends most of the time giggling with her friend, usually pointing out guys and laughing at them
and now comes to what happened today that got me finally laid
>just doing my normal thing when she comes to the gym
>curl my arms with low weight the whole time so I can just sit back and stare at her
I legit just stare at her, her and her friend haven't noticed, thank god
>they're both squating right now
iminheaven.jpg
>her friend goes up to this guy to get the plates behind him
>he's a filthy manlet but she's smiling at him and they're chatting
sadpepe.tiff
>she goes back to her friend and they start giggling together but the manlet isn't happy about it
>must be teasing him
>his face legit goes red with fury and he picks up an empty barbell and charges her friend with it
>knocks her the fuck to the floor
>me and some other bloke tackle this guy to the floor and hold him there until the police arrive
>the 9/10 qt I've been perving on for months thanks me for saving them
>she tells me they thought they'd have died without me
>I know she's just whining but play along with it anyway
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>>42741687
>she asks if I can walk with her to get her stuff from the back room
>get to the back room and she grabs my hand and guides me to the shower
>pulls my dick out and starts sucking the shit out of it
>she turns around and leans over
>fuck the shit out of her from behind
ohfuckicantlastmorethan30seconds.mov
>pull it out and she springs to the floor to catch it over her face
>get cleaned up
>try to give her my number but she says she'll get it off me next time
>she disappears fast and seems like she forgot me already
>oh well, still fucked her and gave her a facial
Still kissless but not a virgin anymore
I FUCKING MADE IT /FIT/
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Yeah there's absolutely 0.000% of this actually happening. Fuck off
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>>42741765
Did you read the thread he's making a reference to? Probably not.
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>>42741687
Reading this right after that glorious thread. Fucking kek
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>>42741687
I believe this. Well done OP. Now the thing to do is keep pulling her into the showers and fucking her no matter what.
Oh and remember to wake up after
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>>42741687
kek
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>>42741765
come on now
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>>42741687
>she goes back to her friend and they start giggling together but the manlet isn't happy about it
>must be teasing him
>his face legit goes red with fury and he picks up an empty barbell and charges her friend with it
>knocks her the fuck to the floor
>me and some other bloke tackle this guy to the floor and hold him there until the police arrive
>the 9/10 qt I've been perving on for months thanks me for saving them
>she tells me they thought they'd have died without me
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>>42741687
tl:dr
Don@t care
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>>42741768
which thread
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>>42741768
>>42741795
>>42742344
1 >>42735742
2 >can't find the second thread
3 >>42741489
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>>42741768
That thread was stupid and unfunny. Go back to /r/4chan.
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>>42741700
>>42741687
>Manlet rage story
>Bonus OP's crush apparently suck, fucks, and swallows him after approximately minutes of talking to him.
Sure. Sounds legit.
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underrated
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