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Daily reminder that if you masturbate, you are depleting your

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Daily reminder that if you masturbate, you are depleting your body of various vital minerals, such as potassium, zinc, and magnesium. Potassium in particular is essential for good mental health. Either stop masturbating, or start eating lots of kale and bananas and shit. No questions.
...what, no, don't eat your cum, that's sick. What are you, gay?
Pic unrelated.
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>>42739554

I fuck my wife at least once a day. Is that any different than masturbating? Are you honestly going to tell me to have less sex?
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>>42739554
Why are you so concerned about other peoples semen anon?
Could it be that you have a fixation on this?
Would you feel better knowing that some anonymous guy is hoarding semen?
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>>42739573
No, it's not different. You're still expelling semen, and all the minerals in it. I'm not saying stop having sex, I'm saying take the loss of potassium, zinc, etc. Into account when eating. Basically, offset the loss by eating more sources of those minerals. Pretty simple.
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>>42739573
is your wife a man? bc if not you are gay
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>>42739554
there are barely any minerals in semen you are fuckin dumb
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I eat my cum faggot. Nothing is gets left behind
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>>42740273
whatever it takes
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>>42740273
whatever takes it
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>>42739554
That's why you suck off all of your competitors in the gym to steal their gains, no homo
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>>42739573
your wife is a gains goblin
don't surrender your nutritious semen to her
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>>42739573
It's not about the trivial losses through ejaculation; it's that even meh sex > best fap. Biologically there are three reasons for your existence: you exist to inseminate women, feed your tribe, and defend them from predators. Those three things are why we evolved the way we are; male bodies are adapted for persistence hunting and throwing, hand to hand combat with other male humans, and we have the biggest cocks and highest testosterone levels of any of the apes.

Porn and vidya are no substitute for going out into the wild, killing dinner, bringing it home and waving it at your woman, and then fucking her. The more feeding and fucking and fighting (or at least competing against other men) you can work into your life, the happier you will be.
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>>42739554
What's so special about that math problem in your image? Basic highschool geometry
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>>42739554
>>42739595
The loss of nutrients isn't substantial enough to warrant any change in diet
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>>42741512
Came here to post this. The fact that he assumes others are brainlets is ironic considering the problem is geometry 1 tier.
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>>42740273
>no child left behind
Thank you George
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