Thread replies: 80
Thread images: 13
Thread images: 13
File: 7125116993_01a0b4b725_z.jpg (151KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
151KB, 640x480px
>muscles in the face
>you can train a muscle
>we dont do facial workouts
Give me some workout routines. I did neck and it fucking worked. Mewing seems good so far here too.
>>
I like my face lean thankyouverymuch
>>
>>42738495
>wants lean muscle
>doesn't directly work that muscle intensely
Dyel detected
>>
>>42738487
Chewing hard foods is good for your cheeks as long as you chew the right way. Mew has a couple of videos on it, gum works too.
>>
>>42738487
>laughing with people
>reacting to what someone say
socializing
>>
>>42739693
is this why nerds have that melted face look?
>>
>>42738487
Scream in anguish once a day from the emotions you bottle up
That will give you some nice face muscles
>>
Is this the natty limit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIq-f1_Dr4
>>
File: 1492048117693.webm (3MB, 720x405px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 720x405px
>>42739709
There is also acting practice aka faking having friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfS256-jdk
>>
>>42739776
Being an actor would be hard. There's a lot to it.
>>
well if you weren't so autistic you wouldn't need to; normal people express emotions with their faces and it pretty much gets full ROM.
>>
>>42739840
How do I achieve facial DOMS?
>>
>>42738682
any links for the videos? I have a sore jaw right now from hubba bubbas but I am not doing any proper chewing technique?
>chewing technique
>mfw I am a fitness nerd
>>
>>42739829
Nigga no
It's just putting on an act
If you're good at lying and can be slightly charismatic then boom you can be an actor
>>
>>42739885
Whatever you say, Tom Cruise.
>>
Don't work out the muscles around your lips if you want hollow cheeks. Make sure you're swallowing properly, don't let your face move when you swallow.
>>
>>42739873
get some mates and laugh with them
>>
>>42738487
That face freaks me the fuck out, looks like it belongs in Doom
>>
File: 8220a4f430d742368beb0c46657661f4.gif (1MB, 245x280px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 245x280px
>>42738487
So according to your pic parts of Emilia's frontalis move separately from each other?
>>
>>42739776
wow i didn't know I could cum in 58 seconds
>>
Do mdma for a year for massive jaw gains
>>
Got some good gains while chewing gum on a cycle. Face much more sharp and defined now.
>>
File: 1498908218689.jpg (173KB, 936x1410px) Image search:
[Google]
173KB, 936x1410px
how do i into orbicularis oculi gains?
>>
>>42741355
plastic surgery
>>
>>42740703
yes, anon, that's how muscles work
>>
File: jawrsize.jpg (35KB, 480x480px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 480x480px
Jawrsize
>>
File: _20170904_193628.jpg (58KB, 804x566px) Image search:
[Google]
58KB, 804x566px
So I went to the dentist today to see what could be done about my underbite. He basically said it's fucked and needs surgery but it's bad enough that insurance will cover a larger part of it.
Should I go for it and get what basically amounts to plastic surgery?
>>
>>42741490
yes you look like villain now and itll probabyl have some health consequences later in life
>>
>>42741490
If you have the money go for it, you can't compare this to botox lips and fake boobs. It will change you for the better friendo
>>
>>42741490
worst maxilla i have ever seen
>>
>>42741785
I am absolutely devilish >:)
>>42741791
Yeah I'm actually kinda looking forward to getting it done. Just need to find a good window to take the two weeks off work. I kinda need my jaw for my job (not dick sucking, I promise)
>>
>>42741802
you should post your progress in the mewing thread for the lulz.
>>
>>42741794
Yeah, they will actually bring that forward too and bring the jaw back a bit. It will also bring my upper jaw symmetry back. No more jew nose either.
>>42741806
Done and done
>>
>>42741806
kekd
>>
>>42738487
The are certain muscles that can't be trained on your body, e.g. your face muscles and digestive muscles.
>>
>>42739776
This isn't You Love You Loose
>>
>>42741404
proven bullshit, best case scenario no useful change, worst case buck teeth
>>
>>42740821
Are you trolling? Honestly, going to do a Test, Mast and Deca cycle later this year. Would appreciate if you can elaborate.
>>
>>42741397
But why can't I do the same?
>>
>>42741893
I don't believe you REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
File: Charles II of Spain.jpg (429KB, 1200x1788px) Image search:
[Google]
429KB, 1200x1788px
>>42741490
Woah charles II you're back
>>
>>42741925
genetics
some people can move their ears a bit, some people can move their eyebrows independently, some poeple can't move their ring finger without pinky moving aswell
>>
File: 1504384887076.jpg (134KB, 1338x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
134KB, 1338x1000px
anything to not end up like scoobz
>>
>>42738487
how do i make my eyes appear thinner or more 'hunter' like lads??
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
File: lemon my sides.jpg (152KB, 715x1538px) Image search:
[Google]
152KB, 715x1538px
>>42741490
>>42742590
HOLY FUCK
>>
>>42742779
IM SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'm sorry scooby
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I have immunity from these gay memes :^)
>>
>>42743127
R.I.P. gains
>>
File: _20170904_234457.jpg (120KB, 788x969px) Image search:
[Google]
120KB, 788x969px
>>42742590
>>42742894
The thing that from the front I'm not that bad looking. I just have an atrocious profile.
>>
>>42742779
IM SORRY SCOOBY
>>
"I'M SORRY SCOOBY"
>>
>>42741897
I lost brehs :(
>>
>>42743161
you got the lovecraft look
>>
>>42743161
8/10 would plot a coup d'etat with
>>
>>42742779
IM SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42741490
try mew-ing m8. its supposed to fix that shit I think. I would look for something about underbites and mew
>>
>>42740737
solid kek
>>
>>42739885
It seems like it would be easy but it can be very daunting, especially for autistic retards like us.
Friend brought me to an improv class for fun, to get everyone in a good joking mood and loosen up, they wanted us to act like a Trex - big long steps, literally yelling roar sounds, stressing the fact that it was fine to feel like a moron. I never felt so embarrassed when doing it, despite being surrounded by 7-8 people who were also yelling and just having fun. Mental barriers, man.
Appropriate captcha - school homero
>>
>>42741785
>you look like villain now
>>
>>42741490
how do you keep your mouth closed when you shower?
>>
>>42738487
Lemonface,Lionface.
>>
>>42742779
I'm sorry Scooby
>>
File: 150377839554222.jpg (136KB, 1600x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
136KB, 1600x1200px
>>42743161
>>
>>42739776
Is that Robbazz in the video narating?
I also hate actor girls. I want to pummel them into a pulp.
That webm is nice tho. Throatfuckable lass
>>
>>42739776
>webm
why are ukrainian girls so hot?
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
IM SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
>I'M SORRY SCOOBY
>>
>>42742779
Fuck off ugly faggot
>>
>>42739776
>that one perfect lock of hair sticking out the front after she turns the hat backwards
11/10 would fug
Thread posts: 80
Thread images: 13
Thread images: 13