/fit/ /humor/. Posting a classic

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>>42732714

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>>42732723

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>>42732743

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>>42732753

>>42732682
Does anybody have the classic story of the manlet that complains about the high walls in the shower area. The writer and other tall guys in the gym showers keep putting their toiletries up atop the dividers and the short guy complains to gym staff.

>>42732910
Bumping for this

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no story but this webm made me laugh for a long time

requesting the screencap(s) of /fit/ being literal faggots, I know of 2. the first is of anon getting fucked in the ass in the locker room shower and the second is of two wreslters fucking

>>42732910
haha that's a classic

>>42732714
>these are the people making the "squats and deadlifts are useless" and "you can't squat unless you have perfect squat genetics" threads

>>42732682
1RM?

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>>42733868
>implying I know useless shit like this

>>42732682
>2017
>classic
sure sets the noggin ablaze

>>42733868
lul

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>>42735999

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>>42732682
>>42733075
>>42735999
Hadn't seen these before, keks were had

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>>42733868

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>>42733007
Here's one I made a couple years ago

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>>42733007
>Filename related.

>>42733063
looooool wish there was a before and after of the cat after 4 years of strength training

>>42732723
still my all time favorite

>>42733063
I saw this in 2014 and I honestly still think about it sometimes

>>42736914
I'll never not kek at this

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>>42732910
>>42732933
>>42733022

>>42737454
>CHOO THINK DIS IS FAHNNY

Gets me every time.

>>42737454
THANK YOU

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i'm still gonna post this

>>42737454
Based anon

>>42736487
What's the original of this?

>>42732991

>male_friendship.webm

>>42736952
Is there a sound version of this on youtube?
I've seen this webm with sound on /wsg/ but can't find it anywhere now

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>>42735999
>let loose a thunderous CMON as I punch through the coffin lid

>>42732714
>doctors are injecting steroids in my spine
So he lost his ability to walk and also his N-card at the same time.

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>>42732723

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>>42735999
It's just a prank right guys

>>42732682
This reads like the beginning of a classic novel.

>>42736487
He is actually much fatter than he draws himself to be

>tfw when pulled up to a stoplight a few days ago
>license plate in front of me said "5 BRAAP"
>couldn't get a good quality picture before light went green

>>42740313
How true is the original anon's statement. Why did he plateau after noob gains? Was the only opton he had to achieve zyzz status was to transcend humanity and leave natty behind?

>>42740353
He probably kept trying to do the same shitty routine he started with.

>>42732714
I guess no follow up?

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>>42740227

>>42737454
I'd like to think I could reach up there.

>>42737236
haha same, one of my favourite fit tales

>>42737454
beautiful, thanks anon

>>42740305
kek

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>>42741507
I'll post some.

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>>42742339

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>>42742357

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>>42742372

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>>42742389

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Is Chloe pics/fit/ humor or/tv/ humor?
Who gets to claim her?

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>>42732682
from /b/ but obviously related

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>>42742400
10 Scoops!!!

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>>42742372

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I'm 5'8 what workouts can I do to realistically achieve this?

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>>42745671

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>>42745721
Oh god I literally gagged.

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>>42746032
What level of BRAPP is this?

>>42742372
Is this what "go neck yourself" means?

>>42746385
unholy

anyone got the bane Halloween costume?

>>42736251

this reminded me that /fit/ made no new memes or funny stuff this year to be included in a SIR comic

i mean, what do we have

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posting a medium-rare

>>42748075
piana died
dallas died
big lenny might die

>>42748251
yeah but those aren't funny

>>42736169
Believe it or not but this actually works.

>>42748301
Can't have the good without the bad, anon

>>42745271
I can't wait for Kiyoshi to confess to chio(?)-chan, because I want to see what Hana will do

>>42735999
Nice trips but I want to cry.

>>42736952
>the guy covered in Christmas lights
Lightweight baby?

>>42748251
GOMAD shit
Boogie Dying
Pop off James
Boogie Living Anyway
That weird man/woman doing terrible squats
>summer has only just ended

>>42732682
What? This wasn't funny at all.

>>42748075
'cep flexing was this year
sip posting finally died
the current vegan occupation I guess
anything I miss?

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>>42748642
Don't forget

>>42735999
i miss him more than i thought i would

>>42740353
>>42740360

He clearly wasn't eating enough for one

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>>42749433
derp. Solid /fit/ post, but not humor. Looks too much like this one, the intended.

>>42732723

>tfw made it to the screencap

thx reddit

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>>42749070

I know bro..I can't believe he is gone..forever...

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>>42740227

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>>42748235
This gets posted in every fucking stories thread on /x/ and it pisses me off.

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>>42749668
/x/ has some good shit but I never see /x/ humor threads.

>>42732991
there is no weight on that bar. this is gay porn

>just learned I dated a lesbian all summer.
You can laught at me while I cry guys. I truly am gods lonely man.

>>42748985
Steven being on M600L was the best part of this year

>>42750528
Was she just trying dick for fun or was she just stinging you along for a laugh?

>>42750812
Closet lesbian who did not know how to deal with it. It all make so much sense, the way she stopped making eye contacts and all...fucking kill me.

>>42748235
probably one of the best.

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>>42737454

>true story bro my internet memes happen in real life

>>42750852
Man, that'seem a bummer, being a beard is no fun if she's totally not into dudes.

I played beard for a mostly duke big girl for most of 15, that was a lot more fun because she wasn't loathing herself and me during it, she just didn't want to out herself at a cousin's wedding and didn't just want to show up with a dude without having made a Facebook record or whatever, but that was OK because at least she was fun and into it.

>>42732723
that's not even funny

>>42738110

>>42735999
Who is this guy?

>>42749595
Keks

>>42750959
Do you own stock in new balance nerd?

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>>42732682
6'2 175. I don't really do any of the big lifts but I do curls and sit-ups. How would /fit/ mode me?

>>42742372
was this /fit/ pre-neckpill?

>>42750353
At 0:02, you can see the edge of a plate for a few frames

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>>42749668
>>42749988

>>42740099
You can find it in any fat people hate thread, it's infuriating

>>42736872
this is really hot and I'm not even gay, ty anon

>>42748674
How does it feel being boring and forever alone

>>42745721
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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>>42748075
600lb life and boogie

>>42742400
Pics belong to both. Scoops and SS jokes are /fit/

>>42732682
????
this is unfunny as fuck, what?

>>42748146
Fuck, I've actually read original articles.

>>42732682

That was actually me. I am shocked, SHOCKED, someone bothered to screencap that.

>>42752931
you should be, Mike, it's not funny at all

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>>42733868
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic skellington frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "one rep max" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a useless skellington you need help typing so as not to break your fingers, so you just choose the joke. Oh, and we all know the joke. The “epic” one rep max, isn’t it? I imagine you, you little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you knock your Monster can over, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a frail fucking manlet, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a half-grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking one rep max. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bodybuilder or a powerlifter or at least play a sport, and then you became a DYEL. A pathetic one-rep DYEL. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IF I WANTED A JOKE”. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little manlet laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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>>42748075
Sorry we haven't made memes. Take a cube instead.

>>42753023
Got a touch of 'tism, eh?

>>42733075
What is the last line referencing ?

>>42752931
OK, Jewish Mike

>>42753056
Wealthy Cello

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all time favorite greentext

>>42740214
I had to take steroids for a knee surgery and also eye surgery

does that mean I lost my natty card?

>>42745721
wtf is that fat distribution !
Nothing in the legs everything in the double chin.

>>42736169
Mfw I'll unironically legit start doing that

Thanks anon

>>42733063
It's funny but you shouldn't do this to your cat, the protein/creatine needs to be processed by their kidneys and they're not designed for that kind of load

I hope he didn't have to put his cat down due to kidney failure

>>42752352
nice try, Ryan Gosling

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>>42753068
I remember that thread

Good shit man

>>42736201
the part about this that fucks me up so much is that DDR is both a legitimate cardio tool and a motivator to improve your fitness in other areas, if played seriously

>>42753118
this one always gets me

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>>42736872

>>42753068
Ebin

>>42751040

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>>42752368

>>42753035
You made that thread. Your "meme" is not funny at all.
Stop forcing your terrible fucking "meme" you dip.

Half of the "fit humor" in this thread, is just from people who made the original threads, thinking they are funny as shit xD

>>42753343
>t.bitter butthurt faggot who never had his memes take off and is now lasing out at successful memesters

>>42748075
>that post-cardio hypno fap

am I seriously the ONLY one who remembered that? It was like January 5th.Shit was cash.

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>>42742400
Chloe is love

>>42753347
someone posted my bait thread on reddit and it got like 700 likes. SEVEN HUNDRED

>>42748235
Pure. Gold.

>>42748642

Boogie is this years big bad. He's literally laughing at all of us in /fit/. Big fatty laughs boasting that lack of self discipline is fine and cheating is better. God he needs to die.

>>42732682
requesting the one with the /fit/ slurs like 5'10 13%bf 1/2/3/4 tfw no qt3.14 azn gf and so on

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>>42754242
This one?

>>42736952
>>42740187
with sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QtJD8XcQZ8

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>>42754250
yeah this one, cheers anon

>>42748437
Underrated

>>42740099
guy pretty much says he's fat af and he could go to the gym and make gains (big no no) but he chooses not to because he's too interesting for it; fit people are boring because they take time out of their day to exercise. In his words: 'in 50 years, he'll be saggy and boring, I'll just be saggy'.

>>42753339
OUGH HOUGH

>>42748947
What about that elliot rodgers guy?

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>>42753118

So I had a google out of curiosity and googled it, there is a brand called toad&co and they sell organic fucking cotton clothing.

When will the hipsters learn.

>>42735999
holy shit that was funny

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>>42748075
There was this sick burn though.

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>>42732757
>.
I can just imagine the spiritual journey of all those goats
>Haha look at all those faggots trying so hard
>Hey, they seem to have a pretty good life, maybe I should try putting some back in it too
>I can't believe I used to be like that, I just want to be a positivew example for peopole like me stuck in the mire
>Fuck this I just gotta deadlift heavy shit

>>42748437
Fucking lol

>>42748146
this is just autistic enough to work

>>42748075
what about the guy who bred cockroaches

>>42748235
God make this be real I beg you

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>>42752392

>>42748075
Looking for ideas sir?

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>>42749070

>>42753019
Let's be honest, the "burn" in the very last frame is just autistic as fuck.

I still have the source images for the footfag image that somebody needs to make. get to fucking work. this was an epic bread


https://ufile.io/dw3vn

https://ufile.io/0ma8p

https://ufile.io/wvzur

>>42753343
>being this new

Does anyone have the Yahoo Answers post where the guy is like asking about having a 6 year old on go on GOMAD and the response is like "no wtf is wrong with you" and OP responds with "My friend Jeff said it's ok and he has a six pack so I think he knows more than you"

I've been looking for it since 2012

>>42732743

Underrated

>>42732753
Vastly underrated

>>42736154
simple, clever.

>>42753339
I'M DELLEN!

>>42748075
what about the guy who slammed those two girls with a barbell?

>>42756809
first time i laughed in a month. thank you

>>42748075
this
>>42756044

>>42756821
not underrated that's a classic everybody has read by now

>>42736201

I just noticed that they made the kid wear a yarmulke.

>>42753118
I don't get the joke :(

>>42736952
dire straits walk of life starts playing

>>42757198
lol classic /fit/ autism, we don't get enough of that these days, too many normies

>>42754020
>not "I have no milk and I must squat"
2/10

>>42748235
classic

>>42752352
are you natty? you look photo-shopped

>>42742372
>didn't make the screen cap
Fuck

>>42752368
kek saved

>>42748437
kek

>>42732682
That's not really funny and how can you call it a classic when its from 2017, newfag retard.

>>42756632
Pretty sure that's her internal thoughts and not saying it out loud

>>42735999
I forgot he passed :(

>>42758211
loool wtf!? are journalistic standards seriously so lax?

>>42736201
Has the author of the original comic know about the concept of long term rewards

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>>42751526

>>42737454
throwing a fit because someone can do something you can't
holy shit

>>42757867
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>>42733007

>>42758140
hahaha this one really makes me giggle

>>42753056
maybe you should lurk more bub

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>>42752375
lol

>>42758551
it's the daily fucking mail man. they may be employing chimps for all i know

>>42753343


Not cube guy, but cube was funny.

Who hurt you?

>>42749496
He inspired me to start lifting... even a 10th of that physique would be amazing

>>42758140
I was thinking about this one and giggled.
Fucking gets me everytime

>>42756809
very good

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requesting:
"implying I grill for lifts"
as well as the fit pancake thing, pic related

>>42754998
She has such a nice smile

>>42736201
why do those people bitch so much about not eating food

junk food is good but it isn't that good in away that you'll get depressed if you go in a fucking diet

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>>42760406
Their only emotional support is eating like a pig.

Honestly, eating is nice, but it's only really enjoyable if it's accompanied by other things. If I didn't lift I'd definitely be overweight, since I love drinking, feasting, and being merry. That and wrestling.

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>>42735999


>Functional strength

>>42751526

I haven't seen the "I'm leaving you for doing cardio" comic, the "barbell flying from traffic" comic and that "hallucinogenics running" comic posted for years.

>>42754020

Weirdly it was the little rippetoe in the bucket I noticed first

>>42753035
Has anyone made a cube method joke yet?

>>42753068
>PNG 2.3MB 1888x3324
ffs

>>42753118
>>42754998
mfw i bought a t shirt that has frog and toad on it because of that greentext
fuck it i love that t shirt

>>42736251
i have been to yoga classes with people bringing their "support" dog

>>42748075
Flex a cep

>>42748075
Roach farmer

>>42753056
fuck off and don't come back, this place still hasn't gotten its fangs into you.

>>42732682
anyone have the post that starts with a question/statement about creatine or whey, and ends up with a weird fucking question about shit on dick or something like that?

>>42752832
nice reference

>>42748075
>hey are you working out?

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>>42738110
KEK

>>42748994
Not even going to lie this is one of my goals.

>>42753056
Just go. GO!

>>42735999
nice trips, great post. RIP

>>42748075
neck training

>>42757960
do not disturb signs got me desu

>>42754020
I fucking love the rippetoe ones.

>>42758551
>are journalistic standards seriously so lax?
Where have you been for the last 200 years?

dead

>>42748235
#the_chad_rampage
#chadadin
>virgin poldergiest v the Chadzorsist

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>>42748075

there was this in a thread about whether it was socially acceptable to bring a gallon of water around with you to class

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>>42742400

>>42748075
WATER

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>>42732743
kek

>>42758228
That was fucking amazing.

>>42748075
Mewing maybe?

>>42761776
>i thought it would be funny since we're in a gym

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>>42745721

>>42758073
Hats off for catfish man