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Does sex count as a workout? I hump 3-4 times a day sometimes

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Does sex count as a workout? I hump 3-4 times a day sometimes and I don't have the motivation to work out afterwards. Body is too sore.

BUT contrition is killing me and I'm losing sleep worrying that I've skipped an essential workout session.

Not humble bragging or anything. I onl bang solid 6/10's because they take less effort. Pic related.
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>>42732377
Wish I were you haha
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>>42732395

This is fit, what the fuck could be worth sliding here?
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>>42732377
is she asian?
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>>42732377
>does sex count as a workout?
No, but it can give you some exercise, depending on what positions you do. Doggy will give no gains. My cousin used to be a fat manlet but then he got a nympho gf and he lost a lot of weight through the sex, so now he's a skinny manlet. One step forward for him I guess.
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>>42732377
i hope i get to have sex with women one day
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>>42732377
sex is cardio. not only that but when you have sex or masturbate and release your seed your spiritual power is diminished making you fatigued.

you're draining your gains in 2 ways
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>>42732377
Why isn't this image showing up on reverse search?
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>>42732377
Yes actually.
Cardio
Hiit
Full body tabata + stretching if you're into more acrobatic,daring or just rapey fuck positions
And mediation if it's that slow tender loving thing that tends to end in raged out pounding.
It's also been scientifically proven to boost your test.

You should see sex as a part of your workout or a cool down.

Want to shed a few pounds, become a calisthenics marathon man.
Feel your anaerobic base slipping go full predator prey and chase her around the house in a mock rape scenario overpower her then jack hammer her like you're trying to split her in two.
Think your guns are looking a bit week and your legs are kinda "skip leg day erreyday" stand and deliver
Want your shoulders in on the action
Eat her pussy while standing, just make sure you have a strong back and she's not a squirter or goes too nuts when she cums, trust me on this.
Want to have a cool down day, Have some of that slow tender long sex and get your entire body into it.

The possibilities are endless!
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>>42735007
because google knows you're a fucking degenerate
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>>42735007
because it is oc
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>>42735241

>degenerate

She's just thicc tho. Nothing especially degenerate there. Would pound if given the chance
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>>42732430
haha
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>>42732377
yes it is a workout. can't you see that most pornstars are jacked?

/thread
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>>42735387
OP you're a girl?
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>>42735443
>I only bang solid 6/10's because they take less effort. Pic related.
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>>42732377
More
FUCKING MORE!
I NEED MUH TEST BOOST NIGGA!!
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>>42735456
Nigger, guys could be 6/10s too you know?
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>>42734555
>s p i r i t u a l p o w e r

get your woo over to /foodbabe/ bichboi
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>i hump 3-4 times a day

Sure you do.
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>>42735480
this

but then again
>internet
>lying
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>>42732377
Are you asking if you can consider sex working out? Yes you can, assuming you're doing it right.

Are you asking if you can use it as an excuse to skip the gym? No, it's supplemental. Keep lifting.
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>>42735403
kek'd underrated
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>>42732377
Guy is slow playing us so we feel bad about ourselves. Idgaf how bad her face is that's a minimum 7 the body is solid af.

Humble bragging that you're not humble bragging bad form good sir.
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>>42735480
>>42735625
Not OP, but idk why this is so hard for people to believe. I have sex on average twice a day, and then jack off another 1-2 times each day.

I'm not even saying this shit to brag either, I can't stand it. I'm pretty sure I'm a sex addict, cause if I don't have sex or jack off at least 2 or 3 times a day, I can't even think straight. I've had to jack off in the bathroom at work several times just to keep myself focused.
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>>42735930
Sounds like you are, I fap daily but can go for weeks without fapping without even trying. I sure wish I had more sex, but I don't know if I'd be interested in more than once a week if I don't have a gf.
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>>42732377
Literally just some neckbeard larping. Reported and saged
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>IMG_0375.jpg

you bette rpost more
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>>42735480
My record is 10 creampie's in 1 day
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>>42732377
Fuck you Chad. Get the fuck off of my board. Or else.
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Does masturbation count as cardio as well?
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Sex is cardio and only good for losing gains. If you really want to have sex make sure it's receptive anal sex because you're less active during = less gains lost. Also free protein.
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>>42735403
Oh, steeve...
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>>42736578
This isn't a thread about diets.
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>>42736693
Severely underrated
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>>42736693
Kek
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>>42736693
Kekus
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>>42735476
>he doesn't maintain purity of his virile essence
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>>42736693
Jesus Christ..
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>>42736693
Ha
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>>42732377
I thought about this before, If your heart rate is elevated for an extended period of time it's surely cardio. Assuming each of this 3 sessions is always 20-30 mins you could make some serious cardio gains
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>>42735480
You've literally never had a gf have you? Young couples can knock that out easily.
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>>42732472
What would be worth sliding on 4chan full stop? The Jews aren't scared of your shitty redpill threads, at most you'll have another autistic internet group doing a raid, they'll get banned and move on eventually.

People should get that they really aren't that important.
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>>42737940
>PUT ME IN LE SCREEN CAP ECKS DEE LMAO
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