/fph/ Fat People Hate Transformation Edition

she probably got raped and now her only escape is munchkins

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This one kills me. She was so cute.

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Fucking degenerate gainers. They literally want to make themselves useless blobs for the sake of hedonism.

>>42726550

There's no way that's the same person

>>42726406
>super fit athlete
She's already fat on the left.

>>42726406
>super fit

What ever happened to the fat people stories? Those used to be the best part of these threads.

took you long enough

>>42726542
>She was so cute.
When? She looked like a slob in all of them. At least her hair improved.

>>42726406
>woodskinkcafe
>skink

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>>42726932
I didn't notice the site and then had to look out of curiosity. Fuck.

>>42726406
BIGGER BY THE DAY

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>>42726892
Next time I start a thread, I'll do stories.
Just for you, I'll try to post a couple that aren't completely stale yet, anon.

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>>42727033

>>42726550
There's no fucking way, I demand more evidence

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>>42727033

>>42727105
eh, too obviously fake. the best stories are the ones that are plausable.

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>>42726406
>have weight gain fetish
>doing nofap to stop myself

fuck this lmao

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>>42727119

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why does the UK have such great shows about fatties?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzBe3giWEXw

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>>42727126

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>>42726730
>>42727085
But anon, everything on the internet must be true.

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>>42727139
the thread classic.

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> Be from Europe.
> Half of family never finished high school.
> Have fatty aunt that never worked a single day in her life (she's 40something now)
> Been collecting welfare checks forever.
> has a car that she uses to go visit her mother (literally 3 minutes walk)
> Be godfather to her daughter. Daughter becomes fat, try to give her advice, encourage her to eat better and be more active
> Her mother tells me not to, that her daughter can eat chips and fries with ketchup if she wants too, she's not fat, typical in denial bullshit.

I swear /fit/, fatties shouldn't be allowed to keep their kids.

>>42727167
>tfw she's got bigger biceps than I do in the first picture

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>previously worked for suicide hotline
>just randomly started as I was looking for a career instead of being laughed at by everybody for being a TV repair man
>had no idea what I was really getting myself into
>with training had to switch between shifts often, going from mornings to days to evenings to overnights, sometimes only weeks apart
>I had no life other than work, but it was fulfilling and it paid well
>started to get a little too stressed out from people actually killing themselves and worrying about any word I could say could be the trigger for it
>can't just fucking say trigger warning like some fat faget and then vent about not being able to park next to somebody, because then you can't get out of the parking space without hitting the other car
>triggers lead to BOPEW and the death of the other person on the line
>didn't want to turn to alchocal
>turned to women
>fucked nearly everything on OKCUPID
>none of them were keepers, but man there was a Thick (fat) girl that knew how to use her thighs properly
>she constantly kept calling, even while I was at work
>fucking mission critical work and she kept calling
>3am, on break, check my messages
>Anon, it's me, we need to talk. It's not that big, or at least it's not that big yet, but we need to talk and it needs to be in person. I need to see you immediately

1/2

>>42727132
that pic makes me want to work out harder, all those jealous fucks screeching at something they can't have

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>>42727167
>wedding ring in the third pic

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>>42727199
>FFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>Did I get an STD?
>Did I somehow to get a whale pregnant?!
>What is so important th..
>break's over
>go back to phones
>guy with gun in hand is talking to me about ending it all and just wants me to take down notes for his loved ones
>he actually had a plan, means and was calm
>welp, he's gonna do it
>I FORGOT TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY
>IT'S RINGING
>FUCK, IT'S HER, I NEED A HARPOON
>breakout sweating as I'm dealing with a life or death situation when my god damn phone is ringing which will very well change my life too
>handle the emergency
>check my phone again midshift breaking policy
>she's crying, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, AND IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW, WHERE ARE YOU, THIS IS IMPORTANT
>tell superior I had a family emergency and plead to be let loose early
>she doesn't like me, but we have that in common so we can bond over it later, whatevs
>drive like a madman to her townhome
>she's outside, crying
>don't even turn off the car, park it and run up to her
>kneel down and ask her what she needed to discuss with me
>"My aunt said something mean to me. And I just don't know how to handle it. She's always so kind."
>she starts bawling
>this 6'1" thickfat shoves me into her chest and just starts bawling
>and regretting working for the suicide hotline because I want to call them myself, but don't want to talk to my coworkers
>quit the next day
>lost an amazing career over thick thighs
>making less today than I did as a TV repair man
>haven't looked at a women since

Fuck my life
2/2

>>42727235
why do men do this

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>>42727235
>>42727238

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>>42727119
Is this what you what, anon?

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Trying to find the male equivalent of this image

>>42727236
Wait, so, did that guy wind up killing himself after all?
That's gotta be a tough fucking job, psychologically. My sympathies, dude

>>42727132
Every fucking time. This makes me want to go lift, and spent all morning on my bike.

>>42727340
Oh fuck, roll.

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>>42727340
Gotchu

>>42727344
That time, no. But he probably did later on since how it's been about two years. Most people never actually follow through or their attempts are too shallow, so to say. In the end they rarely ever get the help they need to it's common that they'll continue their attempts or kill themselves down the line.

Even as I worked there you didn't get to hear much feedback from local agencies. And when you need get some news, it was basically just admitting information from a hospital that the EMTs/Paramedics gave in their report during dropoff.

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>>42727357
You definitely lost that roll.

>>42727340
Rollan

>>42727167
this is what happens when you let the party life catch up with you

years of
>eating non stop junk
>copious amounts of booze
>little to no sleep
>otherwise sedentary

they get hit like a truck after the age of 23

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>>42727402

>>42727105
I miss those threads, I just had severe flashbacks after seeing that stupid grinning whale again

>>42727340
rolli polli

>>42727289
yes

>>42727289
Imagine being the parent of the beta holding the sweets tray and stumbling across this image.

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>>42727340
roll

>>42727340
rall

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>>42726622
>>42726649
>>42726713
what is this shit?

>>42727444
We need more of those, motivation

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>>42727167

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Saw this a week ago. Jesus fucking camel toe

>>42727485
damn I'll take that

>>42727155
lost 120 lbs and like 8 inches

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>>42727507
me too man. its a problem

>>42727236
You have bad taste in women and you deserved that bullshit. You're the reason elders used to arrange the marriages of their children.

>>42727139
I desperately want to fuck the after pic

fuuuuck

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>>42727132
>gross. I bet her boobs are just more abs.

Solid fat people bants

>>42727520
That's not a camel toe; it's a moose knuckle.

>>42726406
I didn't want to leave this plAnet more than right now fucking thanks op.
Ducking disgusting lard ass neets

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>>42727626

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>>42726406
Fat women are the most delusional people in the world.

>>42727350
Tfw fat and cycling is the only exercise I enjoy
What do?
I cycle for 2 hours daily,but I absolutely hate going to the gym

>>42728026
Honestly, depends on your personality, but in my experience, if you constantly force yourself to do something you hate, it can cause you to fall off track because you lose motivation. I'd probably focus on improving my diet (that's where most of the weight comes off anyway) and biking if that's what you like to do; though, of course, you won't get swole only doing cycling, but that may not be your goal anyway.

>>42728045
Yeah my main goal is to look fit,since I was a chad before I became a fat fuck.Thanks anon,I'll work on it

I love fat girls as it requires zero effort on my part and they treat me to alot of attention in bed. The best ones are the fat married hogs that'll risk throwing away their entire family and assets just to risk an affair. I'd feel bad but their husbands are always get losers who spend all their time at work and zero time on physical health. The best fat married sluts will order you some food to eat after fucking in the marital bed.

Fit instagram sluts act like they're doing you a favour just by talking to you, I'll take fat women over them any day of the week.

>>42727340
Rollando

>>42728110
This is true, although my girl was never obessed and was amongst the 10% of women who puts it all into tits and ass, but why bother with fit girls who treat you like trash when bigger girls will throw themselves at you.

>>42728110
>>42728142
Because fat girls are gross. Get your self an ugly girl, all the benefits with none of the flab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

>>42728110
These fat married girls are obviously losers, so of course they are married to losers.

And anyone who has an ongoing relationship with one of these losers is probably a fucking loser too.

Jesus Christ have some standards.

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Really makes you think.

>>42728154
You get use to it desu, I'm not talking super obese but still pretty fat, some even size 18-20. Most of these women are in their 30s and 40s but they'll do anything for you, swallow every drop, let you duck them in the ass without bitching and complaiining, I had one fatty that would buy me smoked salmon and nice cheeses to eat after we fucked, shit is expensive as fuck for me.

>>42727340
Glib me 1 now

>>42728158
I think it's more age and raising kids and poor eating choices that quickly takes its toll on their body more than being losers, alot of em own a home and shit, have nice homes which is more than me, they just want excitement with someone younger so they can forget what a disaster their bodies have become.

If you can pull 8+ on a regular basis go for it but to me it's too much effort with no guarantee of getting laid. I will admit some of these women have been filthy moles though.

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What does /fit/ eat for pre-breakfast?

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>>42728307
>first meal of the day
>coke

>>42728307
>first meal of the day
lean quark
>second meal
rice or potato based meal
>third meal of day
rolled oats

Sometimes first and third meal are exchanged.

>>42728381
You eat subatomic particles for breakfast?

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>>42728385
This stuff:
>12,0g protein/100g

>>42727340
roll i guess

>>42727340
Rollering

>>42728403
Those are pretty great numbers but I'm imagining this tastes like armpits.

>>42728403
And it only has 52 kcal/100g.

It is basicly whey protein in a yoghurt like form and tastes awesome with Hagelslag.

>>42728445
If you eat it pure it doesn´t exactly taste great, but >>42728447

>>42727340
Rollllll

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>>42728447
>tastes awesome with the Hurgin
ftfy

>>42727132

>TRUST ME, BEEN THERE

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>42727340
rollins

>>42727238

insecurity and the

ABSOLUTE STATE

of Western civilization

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>>42728454
>comparing that thing with Hagelslag

>>42728499
Is that a strange word for chocolate?

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>>42728522
Not exactly, it is a special kind of chocolate sprinkles you usually put on toast.

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>>42728534
>chocolate on toast

I don't know what country you are from but you disgust me.

>>42728536
I don't think you can boil out calories...

>>42728110
Standards are just self imposed crap that restrict how much you fuck. Ever since college I've been infamous for being able to fuck anything with at least vaguely feminine features. Having literally no standards is awesome, I can wingman for my mates and we both come out on top at the end of the night.

>>42728536
You don´t melt it and this type of chocolate is high cocoa.
Also the amount of it is verry low.

Hagelslag is a thing in Netherlands and north west germany.
Don´t judge it before you tasted it.

>inb4 high calorie
It isn´t any worse than nutella, peanut butter or marmelade

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>>42726923
Funny you should say that, this was posted about a week ago. And this after about 6 months of a mediocre pixie cut

>>42726406
Why have you shown me this?
>Cannot unsee.

>>42728561
It's easy, just CICO

>>42728342
>any meal of the day
>coke

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>>42727033
>They bought me a Marie Callender's gift card
brb collecting my sides from the other side of the room

>>42728561
it's called fat logic

>>42726406
>>42726620
>>42727167
>>42727262
She was already fat in the "before" pictures

>>42728636
yeah, it's pretty gross
super fizzy, super sweet, black liquid. how can you not feel gross chugging that?

>>42728561
You need to boil out your ability to reason first, then you can boil out all the calories.

>>42727520
>>42727821
thats a mammoth hoof

>>42727289
feeders, they're called

>>42727427
>enjoy hunger pains

i love those, it means im making progress

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>>42726406

Serious question here guys - are there actually communities out there that straight up encourage a weight change like this? Where are they? I've never been to Tumblr, is that where they hang out? Is there a subreddit or something maybe?

>>42728786
It's a fetish. They're all over the goddamn place.

>>42728671
This.

I have a shit diet, I won't deny it, but at least most of my sugar intake comes from the candy I only eat when I'm high. I stopped drinking soda near the end of high school. Drank too much as a kid, and I started to dislike things that made me thirsty. Cut back on juice a couple years later. At least with candy, you can savor the taste and flavours while chewing it or just keeping it in your mouth for a bit before eventually swallowing it. Different textures too. With soda, you just pour it straight over your tongue and swallow it instantly. Hell, sometimes it just passes clean over the tongue before you can taste it, because people drink it when they're thirsty. Almost pure fucking sugar, just dumped straight into your body, getting it in there as quick as you can.

We have to admit that soda was a mistake, and I think people are cluing in by the masses. Soda should be treated as what it is: Liquid candy. A little bottle as a treat, to enjoy the flavour, not a bucket for a refreshment/beverage/thirst quencher. Think of all the places that serve soda as a standard beverage. There was that "shock" pic about that girl who died of whatever because she drank something like 6 2-liters of coke a day. Lots of people were shocked, but I bet if you add up all the soda they drink, it wouldn't be too far off.

>>42727340

>>42727340
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>42728403
>magerquark
>banana
>milk
>peanut butter
the perfect protein shake

>>42727340
Roll

>>42727119
How to get rid of this fetish?

>>42728857
Nofap and Noporn

>>42728307
Activated almonds

>>42727340
roll

>>42728870
How to nofap and noporn?

>>42728870
unironically this

Fell for the trap meme, got heavily into shemale porn for years, fucked probably several dozen shemale escorts. Did noporn (ie still fapped when I needed to cum but didn't think of anything when I did) and after 2 months or so the idea of shemales disgusted me like when I was younger. It actually works.

>>42728889
How did you stop masturbating and watching porn?

I masturbate like 5 times a day, if I'm bored I just habitually start.

>>42728857
you cant get rid of a fetish, the gays/christians have been trying to work out how for years

>>42728905
Tbh bought a fleshlight at first. Made a rule that I could nut whenever, but I had to do it with a fleshlight and without porn (put it into between matress and fucked it). The clean up makes you want to do it less. Sounds retarded I know but it made it easier. After a few weeks the urges got way less chronic and I went back to jacking it with my handed every now and then.

>>42727132
That bloke died about a year after that was filmed. Poor kids have grown up without a father

Feel sorry for them. Having no father figure is fucking awful for you

>>42727997
Does anyone have the follow up to this from years later when she admits she was delusional?

>>42728917
Depends. If your fettish is the result of constant porn use and escalation then it is possible. If it's just a sexuality then nah

>>42728924
>>42728917
A fetish and sexuality are not the same thing. A gay is only attracted to men, someone who likes fatties can also be attracted to normal people

>>42728930
I think the distinguishing factor here is when someone finds themselves into a fettish they previously found disgusting. In this instance it's likely not natural and is just the result of trying to one-up previous porn videos. Letting your brain take a break from porn can restore your disgust imo.

>>42728917

Few years back I wanted some easy pussy or at least a decent BJ from a girl who didn't want to cheat.

A couple sent me a few pics and asked if I'd be cool with fucking his slut girlfriend. Sent me a pic of himself and a pic of the most perfectly cunny I'd ever seen. Even sent me a little solo shlick video.

I've been the big buck black bull in those scenarios before. It was fun.

He told me that she was nervous and wanted him to meet me first to make sure that I was cool.
Okay sure. I know the drill, and I could tell if it was going to be a gay dude looking to get some dick and the whole story was bullshit and if it was legit.

Everything seemed cool, he was a bit effiminate but he seemed legit. He brought some beer and good herb and we talked. He then said that she was ugly but a damned good fuck and wanted to whore her out to the biggest men he could find. He wanted to make her scream.

Okay cool. I could get down with that. He then said the pussy is tight and she can take anything I could dish out. I was ready to go.
He then said that this bitch is fucking ugly but she knows and is more then willing to paper bag it but then he said. "pussy is pussy right and a man has to nut".
I told him that I needed to fuck something and if the pussy was tight then I'd crush that shit.

He laughed gave me a fist bump then left the room. He told me that she was in the next room on all fours waiting.
And that he has to get her ready for me.

Few minutes of moaning later and he tells me to come in.

There she...or should I say he was, bent over face down ass up.
That fat round ass with a dripping wet snatch, that beautiful snatch that was shown to me in all of those vids and pics.

My dick wanted it but my head screamed hell naw. My dick won that match.

I'm ashamed at what I did, but...I murdered that pussy. I didn't stop till I put them out cold and I got seriously into calling..them every slur I could think of. It turned them on more.
Was I raped?

>>42728580
>I want to wipe the poop off of my anus with her bald skull
>then dip her upper lip piercing into my urethra
>and jizz into her eyes
>while I poop on her kitchen floor
>because in no way will I invite a mutant piece of shit like that into my home
>but I will facefuck it
>cause YOLO

>>42728821
>We have to admit that soda was a mistake, and I think people are cluing in by the masses
I was going to say this. I'm not sure if it's because I'm older now but I feel like people drink it less and less. Probably because people know how much sugar is in it

>>42728943
I don't get it.

So was the wife actually the husband? If it was a he how was there a "snatch"?

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>>42728801

Except for sex shit.
What I mean is are there communities of women encouraging one another to gain weight? Like to 'prove' something to society or something? I'm very high desu

>>42728972
Just people who find it hot.

Shock therapy desu

>>42728953
"he" was a reverse trap. a fucking female to male trannie.

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>>42728944
>>but I will facefuck it
>>cause YOLO

The only way you're keeping my respect is if you do it so brutally that she needs therapy just to get through the rest of her life. Like, her bald ass better go straight to the police station after you're finished with her

>>42727340
Please no fatties

>>42727340
pls gib 9

>>42727340
2 or 8 pls

>>42728984
Oh god disgusting. Back when I was obsessed with trannies I'd browse backpage everyday, and there was occasionaly a FtM posting. They disgusted me so much even though I still liked to fuck women. Ugh

>>42728984
>>42729013
Thinking it over, I wonder if she was just desperate to get laid so she had this eleborate trap?

I mean, there are lots of chasers for MtF trannies, but it must be hard for a FtM to get laid desu

>>42728403
Called rahka in Finland, stuff is pretty good with 20g of honey or some jelly.

>>42728821
>eats candy
How old are you cunt?

>>42726550
>became a necklet
Total waste. What was he thinking?

>>42728988
>>42728944
relax

>>42727236
Ur a fucking moron. Giving a fat bitch piece of mind. You should've ghosted and had her work around your schedule. What are you worried about if she needs to talk to you so desperately. You'll go nowhere if you let yourself get dragged around by fat cunts.

>>42727116
Mate, severe pain and alcohol do crazy things to people, especially people with chemical/psychological addictions (most fat people are literally addicted to food).

When I was a kid, I was in a horrible car crash - car flipped three times at 95.
I got out, then literally tried to crawl back into the smoking wreck to grab my GBC.
I was in shock, pain and I was in the middle of my first run of the Elite Four.

I have no doubt in my mind, an obese, drunk and in shock/pain stellar mass would eat burnt hotdogs.

>>42727236
How'd you get the job anon?

>>42729174
That is a work of fiction.

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>>42726406
>calling first picture 'super fit athelete'

>>42727132
>everyone that actually has muscles instead of noodle arms like me takes roids and is anorexic even though they probably eat twice as much food as I do. also they are unemployed and spend all their time in the gym because outdoing me at anything means you have no life but me sitting behind my cellphone in a starbucks all day looking at girls for half a second before shooting my eyes straight down in fear of making eye contact in between making shitty facebook posts is defo a good way to spend my time

why don't people have dads anymore?

>>42727340
Must roll

>>42727340
roll

>>42726406
I wonder if this little whale will still feel the same in 10 years when she is diabetic and when her joints stab her everytime she walks

>>42729013
Yeah, I kind of became morbidly curious and started to look for more of them. Most ended up looking like that one creepy looking vegan that's constantly posted here. More then a few looked like butch lesbians with moustaches.
The latter got the dick and got it hard.
They're essentially "Have to fuck the absolute shit out of something right the fuck now" emergency pussy.
Kinda sucks to think of them like that but hell. I don't care what they think they're just life support systems for their pussy ass and a mouth to drain my nuts in.

>>42729022
Seeing as how it worked and they managed to get me to bring my A game and that I saw them post the same add the following week..I'm thinking that they had a lot of practice and a lot of success with that little trap.

>>42726649
arggh wtf why did I get a boner watching this

Nothing wrong with being a gainer.

>>42729444
kys

>>42727340
roll

>>42727404
These girls come through my drive thru every Saturday and get a 20 piece nugget a piece. They're all thin as hell. They're also always obviously drunk. I don't know how they do it.

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>>42727340
I wouldn't complain about a nice average girl...

>>42729524
Thanks based hitler

>>42728534
Kanker

>>42728534
>special kind of chocolate sprinkles
No, it's just and simply that shit you get in the supermarket as an ingredient for making cakes. Why not using Nutella or the like, gottverdamtnochmal?

>>42727340
nyoom

>>42729489
You jelly that I do what I want?

>>42727340
3-5 pls

>>42729569
good

>>42727340
Rollen

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>>42729595
Nice

>>42727340
ROLL

>>42727262
I think his face says it all. Poor fucker.

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>STOP RIGHT THERE HUMAN I AM THE GAINS GOBBO IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH THE PHRASE "SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO" I WILL STEAL ALL OF YOUR GAINS

>>42727340
pls

>>42729648
Pls do, I'm still not thin enough to be true traptier ;__;
183/66

>>42727340
Rawl

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO!

>>42729648

"Shoo shoo filthy gobbo!"

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>>42727340
Rollin. Athletic, please.

>>42728943
I dont think we can be friends anymore, anon.

>>42728972
>are there communities of women encouraging one another to gain weight? Like to 'prove' something to society or something?
Closest I can think of would be fat activists, who often believe that there is no link between body weight, exercise, and diet. Like "I eat 20 calories a day and run three marathons before lunch and I still weigh half a ton" type delusional.

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727167
Could tell by her arms in the first pic that she was gonna be a fat piece of shit

>>42727997
hahahahaha what a fucking idiot

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>>42727132
desu that girl is ugly. I prefer my girls with some meat on their bones

>>42729648
>SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727340
Rolling it

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727340
Roll.

>>42729648
"SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO"

>>42728403
Ja!

best Aldi tier brand 2bh

>>42727340
roll

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO!

>>42727340
Rola

>>42726550
just lift bro

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727224
Im bookmarking this one so i can read through it every morning

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We need to talk about how they are "transforming" society. By stinking up public transport for one.

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>>42728889

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>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

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>>42727340

>>42726497
this is why I became a fat kid

>>42728307
Those cakes are 700 calories each, and honestly I can't even finish one before they turn gross, speaking as someone who can put down an entire large pizza and a bag of chips
Mirin bulk

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>>42729648

SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42728930
No. All gay people are giving into their fetish for cock.

>>42726406
I've lost 25lbs in a month on my current diet guys.

a-am i gonna make it bros?

>>42730252

Did you think that if you got fat you wouldn't get molested again?

>>42727340
rollex

>>42730319
Just how fat are you to have lost so much?

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>I lost 30kg in 6 months
>gym closes down
>gained it almost all back.
I thought I was better than the whole "fat people always gain it back" thing.

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>>42730360
Started at 280 lbs

I'm a fatass in the unmaking.

>>42730358
re

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42726406
SUPER
FIT
ATHLETE

>>42727033
More fat stories? That first one is the kind I like

>>42726649
I refuse to activate that gif.>>42727340
Roll.

>>42727238
The desperate and weak willed man settle.
Then they end up with some living balloon that saps their very life force.

>>42726406

Honestly if she had gone 10-20 pounds in the other direction and put on just a little muscle she'd have looked pretty good. It's disheartening.

>>42729849
Do you mean fat?
Because fat isn't meat if fat.

SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42729732
>implying they're both not batshit crazy

>>42727340
come on come on

>>42727238
2 reasons.
1. they settle, because fat chicks will always put out and they're an easy lay
2. because they want to dominate. Fat woman always (often) have a beta male husband, usually way thinner and with low self esteem. They want to control their fat wives and if they're immobile, they can't fight back. Watch my 600 lbs life. You'll really see a difference between them. A husband with passively or actively sabotage their fat wives trying to lose weight, because they're afraid of losing control. Wives on the other hand will often set an ultimatum: "if you don't lose weight, I'll leave you, I can't take it anymore, you're like an extra child"
Parent's will do this too- especially mothers- they'll harass the person trying to lose weight because they don't want to lose their parental control over the child. It's actually really interesting to notice, but infuriating.

>>42727340
8 or 9 pls

>>42729648
>SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO!

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42730379
>>gym closes down

Why does this account for you being a rebound lardass? wtf

>>42730615
can't go to the gym anymore, obvi. I got weights and shit and I did bodyweight exercises, but at home? After a while it petered out. Then I got depressed.

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>>42726406

>>42730635
Maybe as comic relief.

>>42730635
Jesus, we need no Disney princesses. Up until Frozen, that shit was harmful. And even Frozen is shitty in the end. My niece was saying before kindergarten that she wanted to be a firefighter. Fast forward to when she's 9years old and then she wants to be a Princess when she grows up.

>>42730653
I wanted to be an astronaut for about a month. Then I learned about black holes. I wanted to be an archeologist because of Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park, but the first thing I ever wanted to be, and still want to be is a deep sea marine-biologist.
Mmm. Love me some weird fuckin' fish.

>>42730696
i wanted to be a politician

>>42730696
But I watched Wild Discovery religiously, so.

>>42730704
huh. Why?

>>42726649
Mein fetish

>>42727174
does anyone have the blank version of chad bingo? I lost mine somehow.

>>42730710
I always thought that if i become a politician i can help lots of people.

>>42730736
Aww, that's nice. That's why I want to be a billionaire. I have a long list of foundations and shit to support and found, if I just had the money to do it. Social projects, ecology projects, new bills to pass, regulations and all that shit. I've been planning it for nearly a decade.

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>>42730635
Never give them what they want because they'll just bitch in the end.
>give us a black princess
>got one and didn't support the film
>we need a pacific islander princesses
>got Moana
>bitched about bear mode Samoan god body type and having a role
>didn't support movie
>>42730653
Disney has poisoned the minds of not just girls but boys too.
Unrealistic ideals about life, dealing with the opposite gender, and the idea that everyone deserves a happy ending has fucked up multiple generations.

>>42730704
I wanted to be either the president or a disgustingly rich Scrooge McDuck clone.
And look where I'm now, living la vida NEET.

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>>42730757
Pocahontas was an awful idea from the get go, because the real life one was 12 and taken to england and treated like a dancing bear for the rest of her life.

Disney fucking sucks at remembering shit, and ignoring their best films because they aren't "princessy" enough.

You also forgot Princess Kida, but that's fine, everyone forgets Kida. She's the best, by the way.

>>42727132
Disregarding the obvious jealousy, most of them are right though. Women with visible abs arent exactly a beauty ideal.

Though while trying to get those last line of abs popping, i can appreciate the hustle.

>>42730789
The gears grinding comment always gets me. My motivation is to get those abs and grind some fucking gears.

>>42730781
Princess Kida was created in the era when Disney was dropping the ball on the ball in their animated feature department.

>>42728580
Proof this bitch is self-destructive. Guess she'll knock her teeth out next.

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>>42730635
Either she never saw Snow White, or she's one of those fat bitches who thinks fat girls who aren't as fat as her aren't fat.

>>42730778
You have to overcome yourself in order to improve, thats why im working out, going out and socializing

>>42727340
Gibbe dat 9 boss

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42730824
Mike Mignola did the designs, and it has amazing designs. The characters are all really memorable and cool, - it deserves a lot more fucking love

>>42728403
Can anyone recommend an Australian equivalent to this? Farmers union Greek yoghurt is not doing it for me.

>>42729623
Bruh who is this chubby asians are junst hnggggggg

>>42727119
Except it and master it, you can't toss away what makes you YOU but you can master and contain it
> I also love it when chicks blimp up
> I don't think with my dick so I know fatties are expensive
> Just fap to fatties online and keep it out of your daily interactions

>>42729648
>SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42729794
I thought I was the only one who saw the correlation between a chick having fat upper arms and becoming a blimp down the road.

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42730360

Keto, done on a high deficit, seems to be able to accomplish that. I started at 252lbs and am now 214lbs or so after about a month and a half. It's pretty fucking fast. Almost scarily so.

>>42727404
Pretty much this except
After age of 19*
Been there, 3 yrs of sedentary life full of parties.

>>42726542

>pear-chan was nabbed by a feeder

It still hurts.

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>>42730859
Awwww yiss

>>42730897
I have no idea since I never was in australia.

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42728307
This woman offers absolutely nothing to the world and should in unironically kill herself. Billions of people are starving in the world and this fat fuck is taking smug pictures. Imagine not having enough food and seeing this picture. If you add up the amount of extra calories that fatties eat, it could feed many many hungry people. I fucking hate fat people they're even worse than niggers in my book

>>42726530
that's like 150 lbs of hair loss

>>42727340
rollllllllll boy

>>42730635
>We need fat di

what did she mean by this?

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>>42727340
What if dubs?

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727340
ok

>>42731062
She got too exhausted to type the ck.

>>42727340
It's time.... tu roll

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>>42730381
Started at 310. Know that feel anon.

>Keep going, we're gonna make it.

>>42727340
Please

Was 264lbs (120kg) in February.
Now I'm 165lbs (75kg).

Thank you, /fit/ and /fph/. Whenever I felt a craving I came to fph threads and the cravings went away.

>>42727340
Rolling.

>>42731215

How do you work out? Cardio or lifting?

I eat around 1400-1500 cals a day (500 under TDEE) and work out 4 times a week but its not going that fast. I only lose like a 1kg every second week.

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>>42729648
The only thing I will shoo away is the stench of your rotting corpse, you miserable little wretch.

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42731249
I started doing cardio a month ago only and it's just jogging.
I don't lift heavily, I have two 14kg (30lbs) dumbbells which I use to workout, 5 times a week, 2 days of rest.
Diet is mostly protein, mostly from fish.

When I started I ate only 500kcal until June, sometimes 1000kcal but never more than that.
Now I'm eating 1500kcal.

I didn't weigh myself every week or so, btw. I did it only three times. One when I started. One in June. One last week.

>>42730381
I'm with you, bro.

>>42730381
Youre going to make it. Simple as that.

>>42727340
Let's goooo

>>42728943
I'm confused was it a trap? A female with a man's face? Was the pushy really an anus???

>>42729648
>SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727340
Tolll

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42730632

Stop eating you pathetic fuck

>>42730704
Me too.

I only gave up when I was like 19 and realized politics is a fuck.

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daily reminder brahs

>>42731542
>murica
Who cares

>>42729287
It's perfectly illustrated in gaming.
If you best me:
>Hahaha lol what a tryhard, I have a life and shit that's why you won
If I best you:
>Hahaha lol what a casual, must be your first time playing, git gud

>>42729648
shoo shoo gains gobbo

>>42728536
It's Belgium
I can smell those fat fucks 2 border crossings away. Piggies piggies fat little piggies every last one of them.

>>42728307
>What does /fit/ eat for pre-breakfast?
Water.

>>42731816
>eating water

>>42731843
>not eating water

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>>42731768
No, hagelslag is Dutch. Belgians call it muizestrontjes (mice droppings)

>>42731843
stay hydrated

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>>42731862
A sheriff’s sergeant said there was no question the drunken man had eaten you-know-what. “One man’s feces,” the sergeant said, “is another man’s filet mignon.”

>>42731816
Gonna down my 3rd liter today.

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>>42731768
Neie, menier! Zie moar! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVtQcX_OK0

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>>42727132
these people are fucking repulsive, the only thing not repulsive about them is their gravitational pull

>ooh i feel so sick and awful
>i eat too much and it's made me fat and unhappy
>what should i do?!?!?!?

>>42731843
You can eat water in the form of ice.
Yu ought to be making those cognitive gains, brainlet.

>>42731947
someone should tell her that her butt is on the wrong way?

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO!

>>42727340
rock and roll

>>42729648
>SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42728447
if you worry about calories then why throw cheap chocolate (sugar) in there?

>>42730319
What diet? I can't loose any weight. I don't necessarily wanna loose too much tho, I'm just trying to get fit. I just started exercising more like a month ago. Noticed small change. /fit/ anons, I'm female and I wanna be able to do chin ups without looking butch

>>42728944
Who are you quoting?

>>42732351
hi newfriend

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42728307
on the plus side that's like $3 worth of food

>>42732118
Did you ever eat pure quark?

>>42727139
Look at them titties though. I'd oil em up

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

>>42727997
I was delusion about my fatness till I started looking at healthy bodies. Problem is im gaining the middle age bulge so At the right angle I look fine, but at a side angle It looks like I'm 7 weeks pregnant.

>>42729648
SHOO SHOO FILTHY GOBBO

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>>42730732
Improve your google-fu, sweet summer child.

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>>42731542
Sometimes it blows my mind to think that these graphs and data points aren't just talking about being overweight, but actually obese.

>>42733453
>>>reddit