Just finished setting up my room for college!

yeah looks like a 100% straight room mate will definitely get you laid

>homo

>anon brings a girl over

Fucking faggot.

>>42724071
The best contraceptive

>no chocolate golem

>>42724087
>Implying anyone on this board brings home a girl

cool posters
though i prefer classic era bodybuilders

>>42724071
>h-hey anon why do you have lots of huge black guy pictures framed on your walls?
>y-you know... i like fitness stuff hehe
>really? you don't look like the kind of guy that lift weights

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>>42724071
congrats on being the laughing stock of your campus

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>>42724071
>anon's date's face when she enters his room

>>42724071
>Anon you're packing more than those right?

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>>42724160
DELETE THIS

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>>42724071
Should have put a bunch of mirrors instead to do this

Please post your current body, OP. I need to know what the shape of banter to come in this thread is.

>>42724195
>you calves... you said you worked out

nigga you gon wake up and have ronnies balls for breakfast

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>>42724211
>implying he'll get to do that

>>42724087
At least she'll have something to look at if she wants to get off.

>>42724071
>bring white girl over
>she looks at the posters and bites her lip

>>42724324
No girl gets turned on from roided out manlets.

>not hanging several full-length mirrors on your walls to mire yourself at any time

>>42724369
girls (male) do

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>>42724392
>girls (male)

>>42724071
No rich piano man?

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>>42724392

>>42724488
checked those redpilled digits
what's his name again?

>>42724071
Stolen from reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/6xn0sn/thought_you_guys_would_appreciate_my_college/

>>42724502
This is him, from his comments

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWkONfQhqcg/

>>42724496

Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence

>>42724071
>how to make sure to be the dorm weirdo - the room

>>42724496
Mike "gay erection lethal injection" Pence

>>42725467
seems legit

>>42724211
I actually do this. What does it mean?

GOTTA CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RITE BABE?

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>>42724211
This is my fetish. It's called Katoptronophilia.
>tfw you're lying down in bed staring at her naked ass in the mirror while she's on her knees sucking you

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>>42724071
>no mike mentzer
>no arnie
>no dorian yates
> no samir bannout

why

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>>42724160

>>42725467
I wanna pull his arms back and fuck that twink ass.

>no homo.

>>42724324
Haha, OP toasted proper.

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>>42724160

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>>42726241
Thanks for giving it a name anon. I assumed it was just something everyone did
>pounding gf from behind as you watch her tits sway and correct your thrust form from the side

>>42726591
Everything's a fetish, I guess. I always thought it was some random thing to do, for variety - maybe she feels sluttier watching herself get pounded, that sort of thing.

>>42725831
100% Pure Uncut Narcissism.

You're supposed to be having an intimate moment with someone else, but you only care about you.

That said I bet 99% of /fit/ would do the same.

>>42724496
Mike "Clinton and Podesta meet Nikola Tesla" Pence

>>42726241
Aw yissss. My ex did that once, had a really nice arch to her back too so I could watch her fingering herself while she sucked my dick. Good times.