>that guy that cries in between sets

h-haha yeah, that guy sure is a weirdo...

>forgot headphones this day
>THAT song starts playing in the gym right after you're finishing a heavy set

>wireless headphones
>charge at night
>forget to turn off searching for device mode
>it doesnt charge properly because of this
>get in the gym
>that infuriating 'im almost out of battery life' beepbeep sound
I could kill a man after a couple of those beeps.

i-it's sweat, asshole!

>that girl who deadlifts so hard she pisses herself
>that guy who offers to clean it up for the staff
>and then puts the urine soaked towel in a ziplock bag he brought, then puts the ziplockbag into his gym bag

>that guy who goes to the gym but doesn't work out but just stares at all the >>>>bigguys

>>42721495
What, you mean
DES-

>>42721735
-PERADO,
why don't you come to your senses......

>>42721720
That's our gym's PT.

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>>42721742
haha not where i was headed but ok anon

>>42721495
>and one day we will die and our ashes wi
:'(

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>that guy who begins tying a noose in the squat rack

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>that guy who walks up to start some sets then pretends he was going elsewhere when another guy beats him to it

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>>42721876
>that guy that tried to decapitate himself with the bar again but his neck is too thick so he has to keep progressing on his bench

>that guy who's blood sugar is so low he mumbles incomprehensibly when asked if you can work in

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>that guy who works out for like 10 years and made zero progress

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>>42722105
why u gotta do me like this man

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>>42722105
>That guy whose lifts haven't gone up in 5 MONTHS
>mfw it's me

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>mfw I'm drowning in regrets and resentment and closer everyday to become that guy

>>42722105
Two major car assidents brocant lift that heavy anymore bro its piss

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>that group of guys that work out together and the strongest one literally has down syndrome

I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself

>>42722386
neck theory

>>42721707
/ourguy/?

>taking headphones out
>they have "Rich Bass" written on them
>Rich

>>42722386
Gymcels, man.

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>that guy that broke down listening to music
>that guy that listens to anime soundtracks while lifting
>mfw I broke down when "Scarborough Fair" came on and realized I would never be the happiest girl in the world
Pretty sure I'm going to have to start working out with nature, using logs and rocks and shit since that's the next closest gym is 50 miles away and I can never go back now.

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>>42721495
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4[/spoiler]

>>42721735
I laughed have a (you)

>>42721548

>buying cuck products

dont fix what aint broken

>>42721735
PA