How the fuck do I take creatine? It has the most disgusting taste/smell/texture,

>>42720335
Put 5g of powder in your mouth and down it with water.

Mix it with anything flavored. Or do what I do and chug it as soon as you pour it in so it doesn't have time to reach the bottom.

>>42720353
Fpbp. Easypeasy butt squeezy.

>>42720335
put it on your protein shakes.

>>42720353

>>42720353
this is the only correct answer

>>42720335
Snort it

>physical pain

>>42720335
Mix unflavored with protein.
Mix flavored with water.
Stop being a bitch.

just fucking swallow it u cuck

>>42720335
Creatine doesn't taste like anything. If it tastes like cum someone probably came in your creatine.

>>42720335
I have found it dissolves better in lukewarm water

>>42720335
I put it in warm but not hot coffee. Dissolves well and barely affects taste.

>>42720335
It tastes like fucking nothing. Get back to me when you've drunk CWE codeine or phenibut.

>>42720335
> cum flavour
Anon, are you sure you're consuming creatine?

>>42720902
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>>42720353
This. Fpbp. Or put it in your protein shakes, then you don't taste it. I put milk in my shake mind you! Can't be drinking that shit with water mane. Same as the creatine. Fuck water get milk my nigga.

Btw OP a lot of the quality protein shakes have creatine in now anyway so you can just take it that way.

I get spots from creatine. Wat do?

Friendly reminder that creatine has been proven to increase the speed of hair loss

funny thing, i just bought the creapure creatine off of myprotein, watermelon flavour. Its probably the most disgusting shit i've ever tasted

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>>42721356
>is worried about spots
>isn't worried about consuming hair loss powder

myprotein has flavored creatine, Its like a glorified sugar water I actually enjoy it though

>>42721646
I have thick as fuck hair, np

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>what are pills

>>42720335
Have your bro blow it up your ass with a straw, are a faggot or something?

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>>42720335
Holy Shit
>be 14 years old
>have fat ass friend named Brock
>literally Cartman from Southpark
>"I'm gonna get super huge for football" he says
>he starts drinking weight gainer
>he starts taking creatine
>he never works out
>he keeps his creatine downstairs next to his pool table
>he shoves a big dry spoonful of creatine into his mouth everyday after school
>he's taking a shit
>my friends and I dump his creatine in the trash
>refill the container with baby powder from the pool table
>we watch him eat a giant spoonful of baby powder
>he says nothing, doesn't even notice
>we give him daily compliments on how huge he's getting
>while refilling all of his creatine containers with baby powder
>tfw he literally ate pounds of baby powder throughout high school and we never told him

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who the fuck use flavoured creatin, beta males

>>42721356
You have to drink enough water with creatine. Two quarts a day at least senpai

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>>42722162

Just mix it with a glass of water and down it while it hasn't sunk to the bottom. If too much is still on the bottom of your glass, just rinse your glass and drink the leftovers.

Not that hard.

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>>42722162
got em

>>42720335
>It has the most disgusting taste/smell/texture
Most brands are flavourless. I always buy Amix creatine.
>whenever I mix it with anything, it just sinks to the bottom
Shake it before you drink you mongoloid

You can just throw in with your whey, or into milk or orange juice or whatever

>>42723856
>tfw grew up in a Jewish/Italian town
>tfw half the Chads in my HS unironically looked like this and still got pussy

>>42721217
dude phenibut tastes like the sour shit that ends up at the bottom of a fuzzy peach packet