First bodybuilding contest you ever saw?

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First bodybuilding contest you ever saw? 2017-09-01 09:14:00 Post No. 42713002
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First bodybuilding contest you ever saw? Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:14:00 Post No. 42713002 [Report]

Bodybuilding has destroyed my life.

>Be kid watching TV. Stumble upon a bodybuilding contest. Fascinating.
>Dad comes worried and switches channel.
>Start googling bodybuilders. Feel weird sensation in my chest.

>Such big muscles, they surely must end up bursting. Is that the point of those contests?
>Turns out it isn't. But at least some dude's biceps must have exploded by accident.
> Google for months stuff related to someone bursting, to no avail.

>One day, discover female bodybuilders.
>Get first erection in my life. Whoa, muscles are so round and shiny...
>Never watch porn because it's blocked.
>Start fapping to female bodybuilders as some sort of loophole.

>Move out, get own computer. Start browsing real porn.

MFW I can't get an erection

Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:19:40 Post No.42713078
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>>42713002
No it hasn't booger brains. You just psychologically ruined yourself. Doctor Camilla recommends going three months of nofap and no porn. If the problem still persist then report back and we'll do..... extreme..... measures

Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:21:15 Post No.42713102
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:21:15 Post No.42713102 [Report]

>>42713002
>be a kid
>google search engine of choice
KYS you retarded child.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:26:24 Post No.42713168
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:26:24 Post No.42713168 [Report]

>>42713078
But I've already been without porn my whole life...?!

First bodybuilding contest you ever saw?

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