>Tfw receptionist gave me a tardie for being late

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>badmouthed the receptionist and got sent to the gym Dean.

I gave your mum a tardie last night

>tfw gym receptionist outsourced to Indian callcenter

>>42706093

She gave you a tardie so that because you're a retard.

>got a whiff of receptionists pussy cause she was all wet still from chad doing his monthly workout and couldnt workout cause of my boner

>Need to retake kettlebell OHP and Gym Ettiquete II

FUCK BRUHS IM FAILING THE SEMESTER

>>42706111
>Was late for squat class 3 times in one week
>Get sent to gym detention
>It's a spin class with old people

>receptionist doesn't allow me in because my waterbottle wasn't up to regulation and my license to carry regulated waterbottles got suspended for refilling them to the cap and not letting space at the top to let it breath

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>receptionist warns me about not squatting ATG
>go parallel so I can lift 3pl8 to look cool for babes in squat class
>she catches me
>mfw have to wear the class squat plug for 1 week

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>tfw ex-gf sent me a follow request on IG

why

I haven't spoken to her in two years

feels weird man

>>42706127
>She gave you a tardie so that because you're a retard.

really makes you think.............

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>got sent to detention in the manlet pit

>>42706127
>>42706810
Fucking kek

>>42706820
>have to clean the manlet pit as community service

somebody just end my suffering