What are some /fit/ approved alpha names? Both male and female

>>42702971
chad
stacy
brad

>>42702971
Angus.

>>42702971
Ryuuji.

>>42703024
Meh, I wouldn't want people calling me "beef"

>>42703052
What’s more alpha than that?

Robert

Abdulla
Tyrone

>>42702971
Chad

Shinji

>>42703065
Getting called cow meat seems like something a fat-as-fatass would experience.

>>42702971
Bradley
Chadwick
If Asian - Vince Chung. No, it goes: Vince Chung [Last Name]

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The Golden One

>>42702971
My husband wanted to name our boys some fucking bullshit new age quack crap.

He wanted to name our oldest Dayton, or some foreign fucking word meaning stars or some shit. The second he was hooked on Finn and Apollo.

Matt and Paul.

Everyone that matters on this god forsaken earth will know how to spell their fucking names and what fucking pronoun to use when they call their name when they grow the fuck up.

There's no god damn confusion about Paul being a boy unlike his shitty fucking friend who's parents named them "Sky"

>>42702971
Pedro

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>>42703930
tfw I'm Matt too

>>42702971

Hugh mangus

Richard, because Dick is a raw expression of masculinity.
Lance, because same idea.
I think most monosyllabic names are pretty damn alpha, especially ones with hard sounds.

T.b.h. just name your kids after Biblical figures or an old king/queen

ex. Isaac, Adam, Charles, Elizabeth, Louis, Henry, Daniel, Alexander, Joshua, Isabelle, Victoria, Sarah

Alfadæstini will be the name of my daughter after my grandmother alfaë destino who fought for Sweden in WW2

Anything with an x cuz thats cool

Max, Braxton, Alexander, Alex, Jaxon

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on a scale of 1 - arnold, where does the name bill sit boys?

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>>42703065
Richard McBeef, duh.

>>42703047
Rich is that you?

Richard
William
Matthew
Jonathan / John
Bradley

>>42702971
Johnathan
katarine
jackson
or just pick a name from history
> imagine naming your son Heracles

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George S. Patton

>>42704027
>Braxton
sounds like the name of a hollywood celebrity couple

>>42702971
Elliot

>>42704005
hahahaha

>>42704340

God damn, he really is short. Kind of pathetic to see him chasing after a normal sized college student like that

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>>42704432

>5'10"

>>42702987
/thread

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>>42703930
Had a hearty chuckle from this, anon. My fiance and I often argue about what we'll name our kids.

>>42702971
Friedrich
Benjamin
Charles

>>42702971
Just stick to biblical names and you're good.

>>42704530
>Jesus
>Son gets vilified by the racist president and deported
Fan-ucking-tastic idea, bible thumper

>>42703047
*unsheats katana*

>>42704590
don't reply to me ever again you dumb cunt

>>42704629
Turn the other cheek you bigoted bitch

Josh

chris
:3

>>42703047
Morgana

>>42702971
Mohammad
Omar
Achmed
Tyrone

>>42702971
Anon

>>42702971
Tank
Cruiser (met a 6'7 huge slavic guy who only went by the name Cruiser)

>>42704655
Get of this board you retard, shitheads like you are ruining this place more than it already is.

>>42702971

Gabriel

Constantine

>>42703698
OMFG LMAO

Male:
Sigismund
Derek
Angus
Harold/Harald
Robert
Norman
Reinhard
Julius
Alexander
Robert
Bruce
Hugh

Female:
Blaedswith
Aethelwalda

>>42704027
Xavier is the ultimate chad name, not to be confused with havi

>>42702971
Lucifer

amelia

William Alexander reporting in

My initials are W.A.R.

>>42705691
Don't care about your sexlife mate

Clint Turbodiesel
Lance McLargehuge

Magnus

>>42703968
Penis McHardfuck

>>42703930

Lol what a cuck. Sucks to be you

Dom