How jacked do you need to get to unlock the gf achievement?

>>42700766
Strong enough to lift your own autism and hide it somewhere.

>>42700766
>How jacked do you need to get
ZERO. You need to not be fat, not be stupid, not be boring and unfunny, and not be butt-ugly.

If you think going to the gym is going to fix ALL aspects of your life then you're deluded.

>>42700766
much less than most of here think.

just look for gosling and brad pitt body and you get what most girls like

Not very, I know it sounds like a meme but as long as you're a healthy weight and size and are confident getting a qt gf is easy.

My ex was really hot, we met when I was 22% BF but she just fell for my charm. My cardio was excellent so I could fuck her right though, if you're so out of shape you can't give her a good dicking it's never going to last.

>>42700766

Call me a faggot, but I'd totally rim and bang that guy's ass.

Would let him fuck me too

>>42701188
funfact - the director of this episode is an open homo.

>>42700766
You just need a thirsty aunt.

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>>42700766
>tfw virgin, girls ignore me and I will never experience this

>>42700766
You need to be at most 15% bf with your lifts at 1/2/3/4, if you want to have a gf you are actually physically attracted to. But if you want to be one of those schmucks with a gf they wouldn't think about while jerking off, then you can take the other answers itt and just not be fat.

Just found some sage advice brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Xi3MqTujE

>>42701156
>You need to not be fat, not be stupid, not be boring and unfunny, and not be butt-ugly.

Add "not be autistic" to that list and it's golden.

>>42701252

Well, you fit in with like 10-20% of this website. So at least your're not alone in your predicament.

>>42702126
>he thinks its only 10-20%

>>42700797
fpbp

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You don't need to work out at all to get a girlfriend. I'm apparently 5"6 and a half and have always had women interested in me. Had 2 gfs while in high school skinny and depressed as fuck. Lots of beautiful women asked to go out with me but b/c of no social gains it never came to fruition.

>body now

>>42703284
Goal body at 6'4''+

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How to actually make social gains?

I have a group of very good friends (like 10 friends), I have an active social life, still I can't talk to unknown people, especially girls, these friends were really hard to maket a the beggining, like 2 years ago.

I'm a virgin, I'm boring and I simply don't have stuff to say during conversations (unless it's with my friends).

pls help me brehs

>>42703363
Learn how to get people to talk rather than learning how to talk about urself.

Strangers are good because you have some easy opening topics

Interests, Job/School, Family

Branch out from those, ask them how they feel about those things and what those things are like.

>>42703284
So you have an attractive face then?

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>>42703563
I guess so. I have high cheek bones and a nice jawline. if you can tell from the pic even though its half cut off.

>>42703807
Yeah kind of. Lucky for you. Keep it up man.

>tfw the injury that stopped me lifting brought on a conversation that involved a girl asking if she could slob on my knob

The only winning move is to not lift at all.

>>42703455
Agreed.

The one thing all people like to talk about is themselves.

>>42703820
thanks man.
>y-you t-too

>>42700766
JOHN SNOW GET IT. BRAN BE WATCHING

>>42702449

For the general public it's like 3-4% by age 22. I think I'm being fairy liberal with my estimate.

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>>42700766

For the majority of people here it has nothing to do with their body's.

It's just people who use 4chin have shit personalities and we here on fit chose to blame our body not being ripped enough instead of dealing with our real issues.

>>42700797
fpbp

I obtained my current gf while I was a skinnyfat, 3 years ago. Women will at least enjoy your presence as long as you're not horrible to talk to.

Lifting might get you laid, but it will never get you a long term gf. Lifting in conjunction with concealing your 'tism will.

>>42702126
>10-20%

great bait

>>42701188
faggot

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>>42703926
>The incest, Jon. It was beautiful.

>>42701156
this, will you helpless ass motherfuckers be reasonable?

>>42703363
the most popular people over time in social settings are those that can simply ask vaguely interesting questions and look/sound as if they're listening attentively. Being the loudest guy in the room might get you the initial female attention but it gets wearing quickly and by the sounds of it you couldn't pull it off anyway - ask intelligent questions with confidence and know when to shut up, you'll do fine

>>42700766
aren't they related?

How do you satisfy someone like Emilia Clarke?

>>42706526
don't be ugly

>>42700766
not very jacked at all, you dont even need to lift

>>42706735
this lol.

You just need to not be autistic and have a somewhat decent set of social skills.

>>42703284
nice body desu. routine pls

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This fucking episode made me depressed. I know it's autism but it made me sad that I'll never even have a microscopic chance to live a destiny like Jon's. In 2 two weeks, I'll become a wage cuck and live the rest of my life as a slave.
Fuck this shit.

>>42706912
it should have made you sad because of how dirty they did littlefinger

>>42700766
Whats a good workout routine for Jon Gains?

>>42706735
I've had a gf for 8 years. Was a fat ass until recently. Now other girls mirin'. Hard to stay faithful to gf.

>>42706922
I expected him to die sooner or later so I didn't give a fuck.
The feel of knowing you'll never get to be a bastard that became a king and banged the mother of dragons is insufferable.

For real, even in our world, I'd have loved to at least have the chance to live some kind of adventures.

>>42701188
it is indeed a bery nise bud

You mean the aunt achievement

>>42700797
I am almost at 1/2/3/4. Is this much further away?

>>42701188
Well he does have nice genetics. It's like two perfectly spherical boulders

>>42700766
Honestly, you don't. It's a matter of social skills and confidence=- and maybe even a little luck.

I'm not saying it doesn't help, though.

>>42706912
>I'll become a wage cuck and live the rest of my life as a slave.
you're already a slave, you're worthless, end yourself soon.

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>>42706771
cardio is done fasted in the morning.
that's either 2 hours of walking, sprints (youtube "sprint workout" click the first vid I just add more reps), 30 - 45miin of jump rope, or hiit cardio 45 min (youtube millionaire hoy)
Mon:chest + tricep + abs
tues: legs either sprints, lift, or calisthenics+abs
wed: back + biceps + abs
thurs: legs again depends on what I did tues
friday: chest + shoulders + abs
saturday:back + shoulders or triceps+abs

I try to work abs 6 days a week. Rest day could be 1 or 2 days a week depending on how my body is feeling.

>>42701156
lies!
well, not entirely. but if you get shredded, girls will decide they want maximum bang-age from you. you don't have to convince and seduce them, they come to you. it is a lot easier to not be aspie when you're not trying to win some girl over

>>42707066
Depends on your autism

>>42700766
Just so you all know all of the things unfolding in the last few episodes imply that dany is jon's aunt. That webm is auntcest.

>>42706998
Don't be jealous she's his aunt.

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>>42700766
many jacked LMAO

being swole + facelet will open "knock the chav achievement"

>>42700797

fpbp

>>42706514
she's his aunt, in the context of the show that's pretty distant incest and they're both infertile due to sorcery anyway, let them have fun.

>>42704499
think there was a survey done here recently and it was a roughly 50/50 split. I think the non-virgins edged it out by a small margin, but then again we are the board that is most likely for that to be the case.

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>apparently big enough for people to call me built, big, ripped, lean instead of skinny, etc.
>Still kissless virgin
>Girls who give me their contact info usually stop talking to me about after a week
Kill me

>>42709832
I think bottom center goes to my gym
24 hour fitness in Simi Valley

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>>42700766
Just be sure to wear a World of Warcraft T-Shirt when you meet a new girl, and be SURE to tell her how much you enjoy playing your game till 4 in morning EVERY night.

>>42711490
You probably still have the nice-guy attitude which all woman catch onto quickly, they know you're only acting nice to try and get into their pants, it's 2017, learn how to game son, everyone else is already fake, why aren't you?

>>42711556
Wow that's grim

>>42711621
It's the truth though.

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>be me
>skinnyfat 22yo guy
>cute chick comes to work for summertime in our company
>im absolutely amazed by her cuteness
>her laugh, smile, eyes, freckled nose and of course nice body, apparently shes also smart according to coworkers
>try to ask her out one day, she just turns around and walks away without replying
>well then guess she didnt like me after all, i hit gym later on deciding i need to change for better if i ever want to lose vcard
>one year passes by
>she comes back to work in office
>ive been lifting hard for good 8months now
>getting compliments from people that ive gotten buff and whatnot
>mfw still look like shit but big guy and 1/2/3/4u
>girl looks at me, other chicks are very smiley aswell, but i dont care about anyone else, just that cutie from office
>she asks me questions about how old i am and what are my plans for future, i have feeling shes looking for contact with me since we dont get to talk a whole lot
>ask myself if i have started the fire, dont really believe my chances
>want to ask her out but have no idea how to go about it
>mfw its easier to attempt deadlift 1RM than to ask girl out

>>42700766
you need to hit 2.5/4/6/7

>>42711490
https://youtu.be/4hqIHAf0ZJU

>>42709771

They never grew up as a family, she's just a hot ass queen with dragons who happens to share close ancestors

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>25
>virgin
>fine socially, can hit the club with normie friends etc
>skelly mode basically, been lifting for 2 months now but not fat
>ugly face though, been mocked throughout life for it
>fine talking to girls at work/nights out
BUT anything past just simple friendship and I completely sperg out, crippling nervousness. Only had 2 girls in my entire life interested in me and both stopped contacting me after 3 dates. I've just built up such a complex around women and have no idea how to be intimate, only kissed a girl once. Maybe it used to be cute like in high school or whatever but at my age women are repulsed by my lack of knowledge about how anything like that works.

I'm hoping lifting will help me build confidence. I know it won't and I'll never make it but hey at least I'll be healthy and fit when I blow my brains out after my parents finally die. Thanks /blog/

You literally just need money, you faggot.

>>42711749
Drop that whore

How do they make these sex scenes without actually just really fucking?

There's now way their parts didn't touch and you know they were aroused.

>>42712054
really mean

>>42703363
Take improv and public speaking to kill your approach anxiety.
When your at improv/public speaking always volunteer to go first for any activity. This will help kill the fear and hesitance you get from doing an action.
Also look into meditation and CBT / Exposure Therapy to make mental gains.

>>42700766
>How jacked do you need to get to unlock the nephew achievement?

FTFY

>>42711945
Pretty much same as this.

>>42700766
I'm currently ~12%bf and can do 1.5/3/4.5/6
still waiting

>>42712054
is she just playing with me

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>>42711945

We are in the same boat man.
25 here also, never had a gf, only ever made out drunkenly when i was 16 years old or so.
After that, no contact whatsoever.
I don't even have a loose circle of friends with whom i could be hitting parties or just talk.

Honestly the only thing keeping me from just laying my neck across the tracks is that I want to, atleast one time in my life, see what I'm capable of.

You're not alone man.

>>42700766
Shit bros, I miss being intimate with someone so much. I feel like if I got a gf now I wouldn't even I know how to act, it's been so long. I think that's why I always keep finding flaws in the girls that show interest, it's because of me not them

>>42713661
look up pick up artist shit.
Bunch of nerds who treat picking up women as a system. Bunch of gay faggot buy my book shit, but some really good stuff as long as you practice.
Think of it like learning an instrument

>>42715361
90% of those pick-up tips are about confidence. Nothing more. That is all "frame" is. Not giving a fuck is the fastest way to fake confidence, because if you don't care nothing phases you. That's why treating a woman like shit makes their panties drop, but treating them like princesses makes you the shoulder they cry on when they tell you about how they just broke up with Chad.

>fat, ugly, balding, broke, and apparently still gets more pussy that most of 4chan