>tfw fell for the fitness meme

>I'm salty because Chad pumped and dumped me and left me for some hot Stacy: The Pic

>>42700470

ok so i know this is bait but incase any of you fags are actually baited by this, those are all cows intimidated by actual men

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>>42700470

>women virtue signalling around their facebook friends to show how "not wet" they are for the other ripped men

This is textbook female behavior. They will go on and on about how they hate a certain type of guy but will orgasm 4-5 times when he is inside of her after the first date

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>>42700470
>beta males and girls who pretend they don't like fit guys to keep said beta males around to provide for them

>>42700511
3 out of the 7 comments appear to have been left by other men

Why do women do this?
Do they even believe it?

I'd rather fuck girls than "entertain" them by being "fun" to be around.

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:(

>>42700470
it's his facial expression tbqh the other two are just smiling he looks like he's ready for action!

>>42700538
women rationalize everything
If they can't get hot men, lesser men are "more fun to be around"

>>42700525
>>42700538
>>42700514
>>42700510

Also this photo was clearly taken in a gay bar, so not sure why women would even be that bothered about it

>tribal tattoos
in fairness the one on the left is probably a complete idiot

>>42700565
That explains it. Sour grapes.

>>42700470

>women who know they arent worthy of left or right so they make a show of pumping up the beta to make themselves feel better the thread

>>42700470

I'd rather observe what women *do* rather than *say*

>>42700470
>Sour Grapes: The Screenshot

>>42700544
Both of these guys have a FUPA though. They might aswell not have gone to the gym if all they have is a FUPA to show for it.

>>42700538
Most women realize that they will never compete with the hotter women, yet they want to have sex with attractive men. So they try to devalue attractiveness. This way, they can have more of a chance to have sex with more attractive men. Also, they can filter out the losers better when they say that you don't need to be fit. The people who listen to these women's bullshit are filtered out of the sex pool.

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>>42700561
This is true. When I was a fatass neckbeard 5 years ago, I convinced myself that thin blonde girls were all high maintenance airheads and that I wasn't attracted to them. Of fucking course I was attracted to thin blonde girls, by I knew I couldn't actually get one so I rationalized it away to protect my ego.

>>42700514

>/fit/ virtue signaling to other anons how not wet they are for the ripped men

>>42700470
>women knowing what they want

The normal guy does look like a funner dude, but those sluts would be taking that chad cock and everybody knows it.

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>>42700572
Yep, tattoos are great for spotting an idiot from across the room.

>>42700470
> Fitness meme
> It's just dyel fags projecting because they'll never have that

and women want nice guys, too. #virtuesignalling

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>>42700470
>>42700544

>2017
>Still believing a woman's words over her actions

You are not gonna make it brahs

>>42700544
so dumb, if any of these girls were in a room 1 on 1 with either of them they'd be gagging for it... why do women lie so much?

This pic always bothers me cause they call the other guys douchebags.

They are probably gay and the nicest bros ever. Why would you call them douchebags?

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>women trying to virtue signal

>>42700972
holy shit all that faggotry font at the end

>>42700538
I had a girl one time say she thought chris Hemsworth was too fit. Upon pressing her further she apparently said that because she didn't think someone who looked like that would be into her. So basically women are insecure and preemptively shut down attractive men to convince themselves that they don't want the men, it's a defense mechanism.

That girl still says her ideal man is Seth Rogen.

>>42701461
>I had a girl one time say she thought chris Hemsworth was too fit. Upon pressing her further she apparently said that because she didn't think someone who looked like that would be into her. So basically women are insecure and preemptively shut down attractive men to convince themselves that they don't want the men, it's a defense mechanism.

This

>>42701461
>Ideal man is a fat "stoner" unfunny kike who looks half down syndrome

Women talk utter shite

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>>42700780

I always thought we were pretty open about our attraction to other men

>>42701589
I didnt even read >>42701461 and I knew it was Rogen

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>>42701638
words can paint pictures my son

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>>42701699
Then Im a cunt of a an artist

>men can like thin women, thick women, tall women, short women, fit women, ripped women, obese women, normal women
>but women can only like ripped guys, anyone saying otherwise is lying and fucking 3 guys behind your back

/fit/ logic.
Now I'm not saying women know what they want, 'cause they sure as hell don't, but don't you ever feel like maybe you're a bit biased and go out of your way to surround yourself with the sort of people that only confirm your beliefs?

>>42701771
Leave us alone if women don't only want chads then that means we're not tfwnogf because we aren't fit and no amount of lifting will bring us salvation.

Let us believe.

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>>42701771

Your really don't understand the concept of sour grapes do you?

I guarantee almost all these women are out of shape who hate on in shape guys because it's causing them to self reflect, and realize how lazy & pathetic they come off and cause them to project their insecurity.

Women would universally prefer an in shape guy over an out of shape.


If you believe differently you deserve to never reproduce and never pass on your weak genetics for falling for this meme.

>>42701771
This had a friend only dated bear looking white dudes. Big, balding, and hairy every boyfriend and then husband looked similar. Women have different taste. Still a minority as most of us want to fuck Stacy and Chad but some don't.

>>42701771
That's because there are only 3 kinds of people who mostly lie about there sexual preferences. Homo/Bisexuals who still are in the closet, betas and women

>>42701850
I'm not gonna tell you that most women prefer chubby guys over fit guys, cause it's not true.

But are you really going to tell me, that out of million of women there's not a single one who might have a fetish for chubby guys? They're human beings too you know, as hard as it might be to believe. Can you say with the same confidence that "all man liking out of shape women are projecting their own insecurities"? And no I'm not talking about the women in that facebook pic, just as a general mentality.
>all women like x, those who don't just lie about it
Is a very convenient,fail-proof way of thinking that won't ever require you to self-reflect or change your stance, but I don't think it's that healthy.

>>42701850
Jesus that shows how stupid guys look when we fap . the guy looks like a loser and that's how we all look when we fap lmao

>>42700470
Funny i used to know a girl who used to say shit like that , but she was a mentally ill nutjob who had hit the wall who's BF could not fuck her because of his ED

>>42701945
>They're human beings too you know
That's is a stretch. They're similar in physiological structure to some extent but for all intents and purposes they're practically a different species.

>>42701850
>the virgin fap

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>>42700470

>>42700470
>he fell for the women being honest and not trying to save face meme

>>42701966
>doesn't understand what species is
into the trash you go

>>42700565
The fox and the grapes

>>42702021
I was being metaphorical and hyperbolic, chum.

>>42701732
Your cunt is an art

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>>42701293
this, I think the fat pale fuck must be bitter as shit and his convo topics range from pop culture bullshit to cringy self deprecating bullshit.
The fit lads look nice enough, altough tribal tattoos brah? come on

>>42700470
someone post that picture of the tinder profile of the 10/10 buff model saying he has a pedophellia problem and girls saying they dont care they want him anyway

>>42700544
To be fair those guys do have weird bodies. Huge puffy abs and lower core but no definition and very mediocre arms

Never understood how people can have highly visible abs, even when I was a skeleton that's where 100% of my fat seemed to go

Captcha: Ausfart semen

>>42701992
>the chad stroke

>>42700470
dudes look like shit, fried fruity lobsters. not really surprising. shit tatts and hairstyles.

>>42701461
V true, this is on point

there are two types of guys a girl will go for typically

Alpha and Provider. Of fucking course girls want the big badass alpha motherfucker with good genes who's gonna pass them on to her children, BUT these same alpha dudes because they have so many options will also desert her after getting pregnant.

SO that brings them to their other option, the provider, the beta that doesn't have many options so he will stay with her no matter what, buy her things, help raise children (which may not even be his), all to keep that steady supply of pussy, getting whipped and supplicating at every chance, he's with her out of desperation. Do you think she finds that attractive? Obviously fucking not, but her evolutionary psychology is working for her grandchildren, not her, this is p much the reason girls will always cheat on a beta fag with a chad

But anyways getting back to the point, this is exactly why women say stupid shit like this. They see these guys with ripped abs, basically arrows pointing to their dicks, screaming I WILL FUCKING DOMINATE YOU and their pussies basically get wet on the spot, BUT due to the evolution of their ancestors psychology, they really only look at shredded guys in the kind of secretive kinky light of "damn I would go have a one night stand on the fucking spot with him no questions asked", but they do not see him as a comfortable option like Seth Rogen who they would assume would stay by them because he's fat, though in reality he's probably got a ton of options just because he's rich and famous as hell.

So girls of course don't want it to be known they are into one night stands and are actually kinky as fuck, 99% are btw guys, they just hide it really well, because this would get them slut shamed, another part of their ancestors psychological evolution that shapes the way they think and act. All of this, on top of looking less vain is why they are lying cunts when it comes to this shit

>>42701945
fat fetishists should just kill themselves

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>>42700780
Even the straight people here pretend to be gay nigga

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>>42702583

>>42703282
WHAT THE FUCK! FUCKING ROASTIES!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

>>42703282
His surname is per

>>42703411
>>42703282
Not even comparable to how pathetic men are.
Make a fake hot roastie account and write that you're bipolar, have 3 kids from different parents, alcoholism and date many guys at the same time. Watch how many messages you will get

>>42703411
Its fake. His original bio has him confess to being a thief, then he got the screen caps of girls not caring about that, and then switched the bio to pedo.

>>42703282
women can say whatever they want. Time and time again, they talk this bullshit about wanting the fat, chubby balding funny dude.

Then they melt in Chad's hands if he shows them any affection.

>>42700780
But straight people pretend to be gay on /fit/

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I've had so many girls I've taken out on dates and gotten to know blow me off to get fucked and chucked by a better looking guy to ever think that women aren't extremely shallow. They put on this show to convince men they aren't rationalizing and coping with the fact that better looking men they'd prefer to fuck aren't looking for a relationship. Notice how fuckboys were a meme? All just sour grapes.

>virtue signaling

But for real, the fit guys look like fucking tools.

>>42700470
>taking longer than me to get ready

What would take them more than 30 minutes to get ready?

>>42700470
Does anyone else think part of the "attractiveness" of the middle guy is because he looks like he has a genuine smile on his face, looks like he has confidence in himself, and isn't dressed like a gay prostitute? Put those clothes on him and watch the opinion change

>>42703973
They shower. She doesn't.

>>42700470
that is called self delusion anon.

>>42701325
underrated

>>42700701
>FUPA
what's that? I'm brand new to /fit/ and want to learn all your memes. also I'm 12. pls assist.

>>42700701
>tfw when I google FUPA
why are we not calling that an adonis belt again?

take your ugly jewish subversion of language elsewhere. I REFUSE to accept this as a meme.

>>42704230
If they showered together, it would be faster too.

>>42700565
Shooters is a shit tier aussie club, not a gay bar

>>42703457
underrated

>>42701771
Here's the thing though, like 99% of men like in shape women. They might not be their favourite, but unless they're fetishists they certainly like them better than fat women.

What we're calling bullshit on with these women is that they prefer fat guys to fit guys. It's just very improbable.

>>42701992
>the Chad hands-free tantric cum blast

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???

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>>42700780
Only real niggas
allowed here

>>42703570
>>42703551
Doesn't matter if it's not actually him and the description is fake. The point is girls like chads.

>>42705472
lol 3/7 are copelets

>>42701732
That macro is fuckin beautiful

>>42700470
I should get a tan.

>>42701911
>Big, balding, and hairy every boyfriend and then husband

This is my look and this happens for several reasons:
1. Their daddy looks like this. Women who like bald men 9/10 times have bald fathers
2. Masculinity is a kind of simulacrum of fitness in the minds of some women.

>>42701948
>not having comfy faps in bed

>>42705537
Yeah but definitely not enough to ignore that they're a pedophile. It's misleading.

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>>42700470
Incel genetics, incel results buddy boyo

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>>42703282

>>42703663
Maybe it's time to look into a different pool of women

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>>42700470
>lifting for girls

>>42707600
That's the whole point of lifting. Anybody who claims they don't lift for girls are in denial.

>>42702021
>Doesn't understand what humor is

>>42707685
i lift for sweet boipussy

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>>42703282
>my anthem: Young Love

>>42700514
who is she? i'm in love

>>42700470
You believe this, you cunt?

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>>42703457
made me chuckle

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>>42707777
those digits

>>42705448
Eh, I got more girls when I was chubby. Then again I have an 8/10 face. I found girls liked hanging out with me more then now they find me intimidating. I think if you are average looking getting a six pack helps but if you're already good looking it doesn't really matter.

>>42708143
My intuition would be that's a matter of women being more afraid to introduce themselves to a fit guy not that they like it less.

Kind of like how the girls that get the most dick are the ones that guys are the least afraid of.

>>42701461
this pretty hits the nail on the head

that was my rationalization when i was fat and no self esteem. knowing chad will never be into you didn't hurt as much if you pretend to reject them first. now that i take care of myself and have more confidence, i expect my s.o to be just as fit and well groomed.

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>>42703110
>pretend

>>42701253
>hello words, this is action
>I am speaking louder than you

>>42701563

Couldn't you have just said "this"?

What was actually the point of quoting that entire paragraph?

>>42700701
fupa status is when it hangs bro

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>>42700701
>conflating an adonis belt with a FUPA

>>42700470
Note that all the women in that thread are saying how that guy would be 'more fun to be around', as in they would feel more comfortable with him as a beta orbiter telling jokes and hearing them talk about their problems. Truth is, no one takes that fat clown seriously. He doesn't even register as a man, in a sexual way, to women.

>he works out only because he wants to get a pussy
>he doesn't stare at himself in the mirror for hours after exercising

>>42709824
>he doesn't stare at himself in the mirror for hours after exercising
why do I do this

>>42709941
that's how you start to love yourself and gain confidence. And maybe a little bit of narcissism.

>>42703551
we are talking about women, fuck off london.

>>42704066
women are liars.
give them a chance with one of the penguins and see the cunts going wet in a second.

>>42701325
explain this picture to me.
why is asian being cuckold by cargopants while holding his wifes shoes?

>>42705605
>Women who like bald men 9/10 times have bald fathers
to be honest i look better with a shaved head tho.

>>42710243

fat guy probably cant carry his wife and children, at least not as well as that marine. they're being rescued form that texas hurricane thats ongoing.

there's nothing wrong with that image in the real world, but 4chan's cuck fetish always has to put a spin on things

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>best friend is a 9
>i'm barely a 5
>he gets EVERY CHICK
>i can't even hate him since he's a really good friend and never arrogant about his beautiful face

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>>42700470
This is what they say in public, now take a guess at who they would swipe to the left if they saw their pics in private when nobody is watching

>>42709012
>>Couldn't you have just said "this"?
>
>What was actually the point of quoting that entire paragraph?
People be stupid.

>>42709941
because you like what you see

>>42710304
but why does s he need carried? the water is a foot deep

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>>42707685
I lift so I can cum faster when I jerk off in front of the mirror, you cuck.

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>>42701461
>be me, dyel
>go to see 300 in theater with gf
>all that masculinity and bulging muscles
>pretending not to be intimidated, say to gf "haha that movie is like a gay man's paradise"
>she says "uh more like a woman's paradise"
>die inside a little realizing my inadequacy and self-deception

started lifting after she dumped me

>>42705537
>the point is....
>fucking misses half of the point
Tbh you're stupid.

>>42704344
Because its puffy and gross

>>42708103
Anyone else literally do this?

>>42700470
The strippers have pretty ugly bodies and average faces desu. Plus, the fat guy does seem like a chill dude who's fun to be around. I honestly could see myself choosing the fatty if I were a girl.

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>>42701325

>>42713127
>bald by choice
lol'd irl

>>42700470
they all look like shit

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>>42700470


>loser male sees an attractive female he'd never be able to attain

"pff yeah well I bet she's a fucking BITCH, and stupid as rocks..."

>loser female sees an attractive male she'd never be able to attain

"pff yeah well I bet he's a fucking DOUCHEBAG, and stupid as rocks..."
same principle

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>working out for the approval of others

>>42701461
Can confirm. I like to fig chad. And as long as I'm chubby it's going to be just fugg until gains. I'm the type that would rather make peace with reality than avoid it.

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>>42701325
>>42713127

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>>42716446

>>42700514

This is why the "sense of humor" bullshit gets ingrained into people at young ages, right? Like no woman ever wants to admit that they're attracted to good looking men, so they just SAY things like "I like a man with a sense of humor" even thouogh they don't give a shit about that, right?

>>42710381
ask him to toss you a few. Go out with him and hit on pairs of women and get the scraps.

Unless he just would get a threesome and you crying alone in your room

>>42703282
This was proven fake. It was theft not rape.

>>42705498

Muh dick

>>42705498
>the chad self-improvement

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>>42716446
gud

>>42716465
It's hard to spot sarcasm in text.
No, women will tell they don't like good looking men, but love guys with humor. The truth is that they love both. Even better if it's the same person having both of those qualities.

>>42700972
hmmm yeah, it's kind of like how on /r9k/ a lot of robots will go apeshit crazy over these bland/mediocre camwhores / chan sluts.

>>42712801
Yep, I cant resist doing it.