/fit/ BTFO

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We have one YLYL already, stop.

>>42697529
is the first pic what Americans consider "fit"????

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>>42697529

>fit athlete

>>42697550
This was never funny

>>42697542
I AM SILLY

>>42697498
>>42697507
>>42697516
Someone post the fixed version please

>>42697542
Except the fuck that alcoholics are judged, and as a ex-smoker my choice was constantly attacked by the government. But the worst part is, nothing beats the visual pollution of obesity.

>>42697572
asshurt burgerican

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threads like this remind me why I'm so fucking happy I decided to sort myself out instead of becoming a resentful blame-shifting piece of shit
thanks /fit/

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>>42697639
ho yes

>>42697498
Why the fuck did he make it a gif?

>>42697516
>don't judge people or let them judge you
>proceeds to judge people

>>42697712
Holy shit. Never seen this before. I love it.

>>42697529
BIGGER
BY
THE
DAY

>>42697529
fucking pepperoni pizza phone case

>>42697606
What the fuck is this bitch on about? If she was a landwhale the kid would be roommates with a large medicine ball of lard

>>42697529
>>42697758
FIVE PIZZAS COMON

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>>42697516
>Even if they do care, they're dicks. if someone is going to write you off because you're too fat, or too thin, or you have weird knees then screw'em. You don't need to be friends with idiots.
There's a hundred things wrong with this comic, but this really stood out.
When I was going through my worst phase, 4 years ago, a friend came up to me and pretty much told me I was fucking up, I was cutting myself off from everyone, and that I needed to work things out. At the time I hated him for this, I created some distance between us, and I kept going downhill.
6 months ago I got out of my stupor, and realized how right this guy was. I started sorting myself out, and went through 3 excruciating months fixing up my worst habits.
I then phoned him and we pretty much spent the summer together. Once he realized that I was actually trying really fucking hard to do things better, he propelled me forward. He's now my best friend, and life is looking better than ever.
Never shut criticism off. The first job of a good friend is to tell you when you fuck up.

>>42697542
This person has a point though, /fit/ sure seems idle when talking about steroid abuse or binge drinking.

>>42697850
People do indeed talk about those things on this board. What are you talking about?
Being fat is a problem that is more connected to the /fit/ness of the average person so it is talked about more.

>>42697850
/fit/ rips on people who drink all the time.

Steroid use is whack but at least there's an end goal there to be able to work harder.

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>>42697562
Despite this person's begrudged revenge fantasies and emotional damage, the reality is that a post collapse USA will likely be ruled by "right wing probable nazi douchebags" with survival skills and fucking guns. Parasitic bloggers will not be in charge of anything.

>>42697551
I wish I knew what was this blog.

>>42697636
>carbohydrates are literally the only way your body gets energy
Wonder if these people realize people went on for days without eating before agriculture.

>>42697844
Good friend. Happy for you anon, but keep going.

>>42697850
Wait do you actually think it's steroids that the guy in that panel is doing? Lmao

>>42697516
This is what feminism offers men. Funny how their version of "masculinity" is more toxic and crippling than the actual, classic masculine virtues that they decry as toxic and harmful to men...

>>42697542
this one is actually true

>>42697652
Exactly. The reason why obesity gets so much shit is because EVERYONE can see it, and EVERYONE can agree is looks gross. So they want people to not be obese.

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>>42698153
Same, if anyone knows post link plz

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>>42697516
>Look away crybabies
>Makes 3 comic book pages crying about how no one cares about people who workout

>>42697542
I AM SILLY!

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>>42697699
Same here brother

>>42697562

The weak would rapidly learn far greater fear of the strong. Some might survive. The armed, strong, skilled and ruthless would rapidly form the dominant leadership of new tribes, with status being based on contributions to the group as opposed to membership in privileged classes.

In short, imagine a world ruled by /k/ommandos, /fit/izens, and /out/, where those without useful skills or capabilities basically either suck the cocks of their superiors or starve.

>>42697859
We've strayed too far from His light...

>>42697562
When the race war starts I'm just shooting fatties on all sides

>>42697850
Binge drinking isn't visible, an epidemic across the nation, or being promoted as something that is acceptable by people.

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>>42699108

Literally all 3 of those assertions are flat-out wrong

And obesity is gross and it's terrible, but last time I checked nobody killed an innocent family driving around in their car because they were intoxicated by a big mac

>>42697542
That's retarded, we actively discourage people from those things, why would being a fat pig be any different? There are always anti-nicotine ads on the packs, additional taxing on alcohol, drugs are straight-up illegal, and the last one, idk is this a workaholic? That's a very specific group, that's kind of hard to tackle systematically, since the people don't actually share much in common.
And obesity is easy to spot, easy to fight and yet there are apologists and people who try to promote it. Thank God they are only a tiny minority.

>>42698825
So... is /fit/ doing the cock sucking (no homo)? Because I don't see being able to squat lmao 4pl8s being useful in a survival situation.

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>>42697542

Well, this would flow if you think I cared about them at all as a person. I couldn't give a shit if you want to be healthy or not, being fat just lets me know that you are lazy, have no self control, no pride in yourself, and no will to improve yourself. I despise those aspects of people, so that's why I hate fat people. I couldn't give a shit if they were unhealthy.

>>42699472
You maybe. But only if you want to: stronger people are harder to kill and generally more useful.

>>42697859
In what hellhole is something like that allowed? Don't tell me it's a university.
Also first part of point 3 is actually an argument.

>>42699515
Stronger and bodybuilder sized people that depend on a gallon of milk a day are far less useful in a post society world.
They'd be shot and or raped by roving bands of aryan nationalists in weeks.

>>42699515
Harder to kill by what? Or whom? In this scenario only the society "falls", the infrastructure and technology stays, and guns pretty much render physical strength obsolete in combat.

>>42697551
>EXERCISE WILL LITERALLY HURT ME

Modern medicine literally advises people with osteoarthritis and fibromyalgia to engage in 2-3 sessions of moderate physical activity each weak to reduce pain and progression of the condition. Doctor probably told her not to engage in anything too strenuous and she thinks it means she has carte blanche to be a lazy landwhale.

>>42699548
Actually physical strength will still be needed.
But the toy strength, along with the pointless injuries, built in and can only be maintained in gyms and heavy lifting and even heavier eating will be seen as insane and stupid unless they litterally have a lifestyle that depends on that strength.
And most people won't have much need of it.

As for guns...yeah. But the most brutal and violent would still be more powerful then people with a gun and no will too or skill at using them.

>>42699548
>loin cloths
>people starving
>permanently camping
Yeah sure sounds like infrastructure and technology are exactly the same.

>>42697550
not here, it might be considered "average" though in some places. it's just what fatties consider fit and athletic to be on the bad side of "average".

can you imagine being so insecure about what other people think that you demand other people not be allowed to think that way?

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>>42697516
>people don't care except when they do

>>42697551
I'm more pissed off at the fact that that is NOT a goji bowl than the dumb fatty.

>>42697712
Beautiful

>>42697715
I think this every time, it's so fucking unnecessary.

>>42697569
actually i believe everything written here to be true

>>42697562
wouldn't in a food scarcity situation, the people who are used to low calories or fasting be better able to cope?
the ones with high daily caloric intake will feel weak and be useless for a while.

(i'm someone who eats a lot)

>>42699984
Maybe, but in some situations being tired and lethargic because all your energy is from burning your excess fat is better than just dying because you didn't have enough stored calories. The real confusing part is that she points out that thin people died out but fatties somehow kept their bulk.

>>42697844
Exactly this. Sometimes hard words are the best. Keep that fella close to you.

>>42697652
This, when I used to smoke I'd have people giving me dirty looks all the time, and even when I smoked on my porch and not in public. On top of that, of course people look down on druggies/alchies and to a lesser extent pasty computer nerds

>>42697516
This is so gay.

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>>42697562
>society collapses
>no more insulin
>no more scootypuffs
>every able-bodied person required to work
>fatties think they'll survive

>>42697498
>/fit/ BTFO
LOL no.

All I see in this entire thread is one extreme or the other: either you're a bodybuilder, or you're a fatass who's going to get heart disease and diabetes and die young.

The REAL REDPILL is a BALANCE. You don't spend every goddamned spare minute in the gym -- or reading books. You don't only eat 'beneficial' foods (regardless of them tasting like shit), you eat some things because you like them, because that makes life more enjoyable -- and enhances your quality of life as much as being fit and healthy.

Oh, and the myth that we'll all be fat and saggy later in life is just that: a myth. You can be fit and healthy right up to the day you die, pretty much, the only reason people don't is they buy into the societal meme that you have to slow down when you get older -- which of course is bullshit.

So spend as much time building your mind and personality as you do your body and you'll like what that does to your overall life -- and ignore the extremists.

>>42697542
>comic is more overly defensive bullshit
>its actually true

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>>42697550
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>>42697830
Are you all stupid? This is obviously a fat fetishist. Nobody says shit like that unironically or unerotically.

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>>42697516

I lift, but I would never insult people who don't. I'm more secure in myself than that. By showing a cartoon where 'normies' talk behind fit people's backs, insulting them, we can see that 'normires' are pretty hateful and maladjusted.

>>42697590
>you will never bulk this hard

>>42697542
All of these are great arguments to end socialized health care.

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>>42697507
>weird nipples

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>>42698797
ay brahs were all gonna make it

>>42697542
>implying i don't denigrate shit posture

>>42699548
There's a reason infantry are all fit. Guns aren't light. Ammo isn't light. Armor isn't light. Gear isn't light. Being able to move fast is a lifesaver. Being able to carry heavy loads long distances is a key part of the job.

Pop over to /k/ and ask how important fitness is in the military. All other things being equal, a /fit/tie is going to do better than a fattie in combat.

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>>42699535
Functional fitness, m8. Those who forget Rule No.1 will regret it

>>42697844
You have an amazing friend. Keep him close, everybody needs a person like that in their life.

>>42701939
Yeah, but a fat faggot who guzzles a gallon of milk a day does a bottom heavy babby's first powerlifters routine and has the cardiovascular endurance of an asthmatic 80 year old is isn't fit.

Infantry mostly does bodyweight and farmers carries or just carry the heavy loads they have to carry every day.
That shit about deadlifts and squats? That's for athletes and dumbfuck hobbiests.
As a matter of fact, special forces personel are FORBIDDEN from squatting and doing deadlifts.

>>42697699
This

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>>42697529
>super fit athlete

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>>42697542
All of those addicts know that they are ruining their lives.

Fat is not healthy, neither are those addictions. However, don't start going around telling everyone how it is okay to let themselves go to that point. It's fucked up to have a movement that supports and encourages laziness and irresponsibility.

The reason so many people are speaking out against fatties is because the western culture doesn't see fat shaming as a norm. Instead of saying 'You've gotten fat', they say 'You're beautiful'. We shouldn't be encouraging that shit.

Being fat itself doesn't concern people, the concern happens when you start slinging your delusional shit around thinking it's fact. Don't lower the standards of health, it's just going to make the newer generations more fucked up than it already is with its 1000+ gender identifications.

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>>42697859
I want off this ride.

>>42701778

Is this shopped? Those can't be that poor bastards nipples

>>42701980
>Infantry mostly does bodyweight
Wew

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>>42699472
>he never squatted an attacking bear out of the way

Stay plep

>>42701980
Not arguing with you, mate: fit outdoorsman > Zombie Rich Piana > /fit/izen > dyel > lardass when SHTF

>>42697516
>what I've learned is that no one - unless you're a dick - cares if you're fat

WTF, even fat people don't want to date fatties. How can fatties delude themselves?

>>42698441

How so? Smoking is disgusting, alcoholism is a disease, and heroin addiction is life-destroying. Obviously we look with disdain (if not disgust) at those who are ridden with vices. I don't see any hypocrisy at all. If heroin use was the number health plague ruining America today, we'd be heaping scorn on that daily. But, as it happens, it is obesity that's killing most Americans today and so we focus on that. There is zero hypocrisy in any of this.

>>42697514
what's the original for this one?

>>42697844
This. If a friend is willing to give you constructive criticism instead of circlejerking you they actually care about you

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How will we ever recover bros?

>>42697507
> Last two panels
Is actually kinda true. I just saw some ripped guy at my uni today and I thought exactly the same thing (while internally complimenting his arms).
>>42697516
> First two panels
Fuck this. Lifting weight and drawing shit is basically the same thing : it's a passion that pushes one to better himself. Except that working out is vastly better for your health than drawing comics on the internet. And I can't see the correlation between lifting weight and not educating oneself. Proving otherwise is being a bigot. Case in point : I spent my at my uni (a week before classes begins) to study on the definition and places of culture in historiography. Later tonight I'll be busting my shoulders.

In 50 years, both of them will be saggy mess that'll be equally boring to anyone else that didn't shared the same interest.

>>42697850
Heart disease (which most of the time is the result of fatness) is the number one cause of death in USA. There are 3 steroid related deaths in a YEAR in USA.
Why the fuck would anyone here be worried about steroids, they're the least of anyones health problems.
Also nobody in that comic is using steroids, that guy is injecting heroin.

>>42698241
He's probably a retard who thinks you inject steroids into the veins lul.

>>42697516
I love it when people who sit in front of a tv for 5+ hours a day tell me I'm wasting time for spending an hour picking heavy things up and putting them down again
Really activates my almonds

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>>42697850
> Implying I don't make fun of all of the people that fuck their bodies constantly for no reason

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>>42697516
i love how the stated purpose of the comic is "dont be judgmental" but there's a massive aside where they mock gymgoers as boring, which shows their insecurity and guilt when it comes to fitness...
>tfw you pretend to be happy in your body and try to convince others that you are, despite the fact that you know you look like a garbage truck fire

>>42701543
Triggered as fuck. There is nothing wrong with taking lifting to the extreme. It is admirable and respectable, and ultimately good for you.

>>42702751
>Kurzberg
Jews just can't help themselves, they even accidentally sabotage their own side! Maybe he's afraid that if leftists became strong and ripped they would just turn into nationalists due to the elevated testosterone levels.

>>42702640
The original is just the left column.

>>42699167
Comparing binge drinking and drunk driving is fucking retarded.

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>>42697859
>health is not a moral obligation

they're self-destructing

>>42697529
Only after typing in woodsKINKcafe.com i realized what I typed into the address bar

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>>42697542
>smoking is heavily taxed and requires that you be at least 18 years or older to buy cigarettes, people have no problems saying they wouldn't date a smoker and that is acceptable
>alcohol is heavily taxed and regulated, you can't even buy it everywhere and the people who sell it need a license. you have to be 21 years or older just to buy it, and if you're an alcoholic people will have no problem telling you they aren't interested in a relationship and this is socially acceptable
>drug use is literally fucking illegal, and people go to prison for decades just from owning a small amount of drugs. no social repercussions for not wanting to date a drug addict
>caffeine addicted workaholics know full well what they do is unhealthy, but it is still socially acceptable to be both addicted to caffeine and a workaholic, this is the only example that sort of works but even then no one disputes that it's unhealthy

how the fuck any of this compares to being a fatass is beyond me.

>>42701980
>Special Forces banned squats and deadlifts.

{CITATION NEEDED}

>>42701958
but it kills gains

>>42701825
Just gotta switch panel 4 for panel 2

>>42697542
>smoking is discouraged as fuck by the government
>drunkeness and acholism is looked down upon as fuck and in someplaces violate public decency laws
>drug ussage is litterally illegal
>nobody claims that workaholism and caffine addictions are ok

>>42697542
This

>>42697542
mirin the heroin addict

>>42697542
>people who help hiv infected children in africa are hypocrites because they're doing nothing for abused pets in the states

>>42701583
Centorea is best girl, btw

>>42697562
little does he know, we'll hang the faggot reporters and bloggers first

>>42698149
I see it dividing into 3 factions
>mormons
>far right fascists
>far right libertarians
everyone else will be dead or enslaved by one of those groups, there sure as hell won't be a fat woman dividing everything out based on privilege or genders or whatever

>>42699067
GAS THE FATS, WEIGHT WAR NOW

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>>42698149
>the reality is that a post collapse USA will likely be ruled by "right wing probable nazi douchebags"
Somehow I doubt that.

>>42705529
>implying Adolf Fitler won't force the fats into camps
>implying over 6,000,000 pounds won't be lost

>>42705541
>yfw Adolf Fitler exterminates his own following

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>>42699108

>>42699535
>nationalists
>in a world where society collapsed

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pasta list


no joke, crazy frog made me realize i was gay. i rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. i noticed i was getting hard during one viewing, so i starting jerking off to the frog monsters little weeny. probably the best orgasm of my life, and i've been chasing that feeling ever since. I have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog, I have fantasied about this for many years and I have always masturbated to this thought and only this thought, I want him to hover and fly towards me until his dick makes contact with my ass hole and I scream in pleasure as he uses his frog cock to penetrate my human hole.

>>42697859
>Key Takeaways
Indian, Chinese, Kebab...

>>42697516
>he'll be saggy and boring
>NO-ONE ACTUALLY CARES

>>42697562
is that Geralt on the pic?

>>42697844
So when are you getting gay married?

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>>42705541
Kekity kek muh man!

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>>42697606
>246 upvotes

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>>42697516

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>>42698797
Check'em

>>42706588
Nice

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>>42706588

>>42706588
well done lad

>>42705529
>My cherrypicked picture of LARPers means real National Socialists don't exist xD
There are tens of thousands of us, and soon hundreds of thousands, and then millions.

>>42706142
He very clearly was talking about ethnic nationalists. Besides nations will be founded again within like 10 years after the collapse.

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>>42706588
woah!

>>42697562
As a skinny white dude who was a high school English teacher, I find this offensive :(

>>42697507
>surfboard

>>42697516
But you can literally read, listen to music and talk to friends while working out. The fact that you would choose to alienate yourself from something you could enjoy because you're a lazy find is beyond me. He couldn't even think of enough of his hobbies that he absolutely couldn't do at the gym. Hell, He could even watch tv. Lazy fuck

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>>42706588
Fixed so it fits the board when opened

>>42703158
how do u get shit done in an hour?

Split? Casual?

Don't worry I'm not judging you.

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>>42706588
>>42707900

>>42707959
Compounds with a few accessories. Not OP, but I spend maybe 40 minutes in the gym each time I go.

>>42707900
A-are you a wizard?

>>42697562
Original source on the pic in the pic? That's badass

>>42697529
I'm pretty sure that's not really her writing this

>>42701778
>angry nipplet

>>42697507
"spends a lot of time in the jim" What an Idiot?
They say it like its a bad thing

>>42707070
Your dedication to that cause is oretty sad. Having your race be that important to you would be funny if your goals and methods weren't so frequently abhorrent.

>>42697529
Impressive bulking

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>>42710090
>jim

>>42697562
>implying my warband doesn't raid their camp, carrying off the attractive women and making clothes out of this seals pelt

>>42697562
do people never stop to think that the world that exists now developed out of the very situations that an apocalypse would land us in now?

levelling the playing field, as it were, is effectively the same as going back in time. theres a reason white men are in charge now, nuclear holocaust isn't going to change that.

>>42697636
If she had really spent years trying to diet and watch her weight, as she had been 'forced to', why is she still a fat fuck?

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>>42697507
>we think
what a pretentious piece of shit.

>>42698149
Mad Max should be obligatory wieving in Murrica's schools.
in case of apcalypse fatties are food not rulers.

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>>42706588
>>42707900

>>42699533
health related to fatness is within our control and i could argue that by making yourself sick on purpouse you are wasting resources.
so no, it's not a valid point lardass.

>>42698415
feminism tries to devolve masculinity so they don't need to work on their looks or be fit to find a beta to milk for money.
it's crab mentality on a societal level.

>>42697529
>has to go out in public to find a mirror wide enough to get all of her in the frame

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>>42705415
FUCK YOU

>>42701980
>>Special Forces banned squats and deadlifts
fuckin prove it
inb4 I dont have to, look it up yourself

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>>42703413
you aren't wrong.
any leftist that get fit will find the other fat/trans/queer activists disgusting, in due time.
the movement needs for everybody to be kept inside really specific norms of "beauty" or the agenda will colapse.

>>42711174
I think he meant that the slide was supposed to show "goals" that society is supposed to work towards, but the hambeast instead restated her arguments. He wasn't defending her at all.

>>42697516
Because spending 6~7 hours a week in the gym means you can't do other things. God people really love their excuses to stay looking like shit and being unhealthy.

>>42710717
>their attractive women
>implying

>>42697590
it's like bizarro/fit/

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>>42697516
>mfw i can't lift and have hobbys
Well shit guys, looks like we are boring people with no lives.

>>42697850
Because a proper cycle with ai and pct has the same chance of side effects and ill benefits as any other prescription you might get from your Dr.

>>42699472
>thinks being strong and healthy wouldn't be an asset in a post apocalyptic world
Cmon now nigger.

>>42699548
>thinks people won't use physical combat to conserve ammunition
>thinks guns last forever
>thinks ammo doesn't run out
Use your brain a bit mate.

>>42701980
No they're not you fucking autist. My dad was a ranger and now my brother is as well. They both do deads squats. Stop talking our your ass.
>inb4 they do against orders
Wrong they both work out with my brothers CO.

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>>42711557
also they should know that the most important part of being /fit is your diet.
but of course the lardbeasts thinks that you can achieve a good body just by lifting.

>>42711763
Most guns will outlive you and every part of a cartridge can be made except the casing, which can be reused. There will never be a day where hand to hand combat is prefered over firearms as long as a single human remembers how to make black powder

>>42702751

> Person A being stronger than Person B implies Person A is physically stronger than Person B.

What?

>>42712895
reality is oppresive dude

>>42697498
>>42697507
>>42697516

The sour grapes charge is rather played out, but this really does fit the bill perfectly.

> A life lived with improved physical and mental health, higher quality sleep, higher sex drive, lower susceptibility to illness, increased physical attractiveness...
> Requires dedicated, long-term effort
> That life must be boring

>>42697542

Who goes around just openly and loudly mocking overweight people? I sure as hell don't want to be out of shape, and I don't find overweight people physically attractive, but seeing a fat person elicits nothing from me.

>>42697850
because steroids arent bad, tell me again how are these two things different

>mentally ill female wants to become a "man" and therefore gets TRT which completely fucks her hormones up and causes all kinds of side effects. yet it's legal

>mentally stable guy wants to be a bit stronger and maybe feel a bit more manly. this is illegal

if anything steroids should be legal for normal people and illegal for brainwashed lunatics.

>>42697712
please change it to "I'm too busy eating cheetos and watching food reviews to work out."
I like npr theyre the least bias news source out there

>>42697516
I dont really get it, while I am at the gym I can also talk to friends, listen to music or listen to an audiobook. how does this guy not get that ? also why is physical activity not seen as more interesting or creative than listenting to the same 5 songs again and again ? because honestly that's what most people do anyway atleast all the plebs I know.

also I love how he deliberately left out playing vidya because lets be real here this manchild is most likely spending twice the amount of time we spend in the gym in a week infront of his computer playing some game.

>>42697516
It's so obvious that this guy does actually have a problem with being out of shape given that the excuses he makes for himself are on the back of fit people calling them boring or degrading them. He's trying to reassure himself pushing up his own achievements over those of others because he feels inferior.

>>42699067
There is a lot of sides on each fatty so bring big guns

>>42713069
Just speak for yourself. Whenever I see fat people in public I point at them and laugh

>>42703297
Who is the third figure?

>>42699108
You are correct, I'd like you to know that

>>42697514
Whats with people assuming that you hate yourself if you take fitness seriously? I never understood this logic, so you hate yourself if you take care of your body, but love yourself if you treat your body like.........shit? Moreover why do they treat it as if it's a chore? Most people I know who been lifting any experience of time don't even consider something that "has to be done." Health benefits are great and all, but its more of a hobby or lifestyle.

>>42706158
I remember the first time the crazy frog commercial came on, during day/primetime cartoon network, and you could see the fully uncensored flaccid cgi penis and balls.

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>>42697498
>>42697507
>>42697516

>>42697578
>she thinks being a physician requires a PHD

>>42701543
>devoting yourself to a discipline is the same as submitting to hedonistic desires without any forethought about your health

>practicing an instrument/lifting/learning all the time is just as bad as watching 15 hours of Tv/binge eating/playing videogames all day

>its all about balance bro!

Fuck you buddy

>>42715551

They think self-improvement means self-alteration. That to put any effort into your 'quality' means you must think you're not good enough as you are.
It's pretty fucked up. It's like saying that people who keep their homes clean must hate their homes, when really it's the total opposite and people who take pride in their homes will generally try to keep it nice.

They also completely miss that not everyone is them, and that for some people, loving yourself means putting the effort into feeling good, and that sitting on the couch drinking milkshakes would make them miserable.

>>42715657

I was a kid when those commercials aired, they creeped me the fuck out. The crazy frog thing used to be a beloved internet thing we shared around with each other, just the sound bite over a still image of a racecar daring us not to laugh.
Then they took it, put it on TV, stuck a deformed penis and balls on it, and charged $5 a month for its use as a ringtone or some shit.

>>42697859
>>42699533
Health becomes a moral obligation the moment you benefit from some sort of socialized health care. Thankfully my country isn't very fat