/fit/ careers

become a serial killer that targets the obese

>>42695927
>Become a pt
>dupe newfags
>$$$
Or join the military, dumbass.

>>42695927

I'm a firefighter and paramedic.

Don't do what I do, it's not /fit/ mentally or physically.

>>42695927

Op 40 contract if you wanna be a ranger (know guy who did this in his 30's with a waiver, loved it).
Or option 4, 2 years in the airborne, go to SFAS at 29. (average age of successful selections is 28 fyi, so you won't be old).

>>42695987
I thought about this, but I don't really want to "dupe" anyone I want to try and make a meaningful impact even if its only helping a handful of people transform their lives.

>>42696045
you don't have to dupe anyone. but seriously if you show obese clients a photo of you fat as fuck and they see you currently looking good you will print money

>>42696061
Thanks anon, i think I will do that. If I can even change a few lives it will have all been worth it.

>>42695958
Fpbp

>>42695994
You're part of the problem, saving fatties instead of letting them fry like the food they stuff down their gullet

just applied to nursing school, time to get mired by the 10 to 1 girl to guy ratio

>>42695927
Get a PT certification, get ripped, build an instagram following, sell meal plans. Tbh that's the best anyone can do for self-starting and doing your own thing. Otherwise you can just be a PT and hope you get busy enough to make decent cash. Just be as genuine as you can be.

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>>42695927
Start a chicken farm and slowly buy out other local chicken farms until you are the only Protein Barron for hundreds of miles and everyone must come to you for gains

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>>42696045
I think the only way to make a meaningful impact on people lives by being a PT is to charge extremely reasonable price and genuinely caring about each person's goals who you work with.

But that's fucking hard so you may as well become a commercial gym PT and get the big bucks. You'll make a fucking killing after new years xd

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>>42695927

>tfw was skinnyfat
>tfw spent a year and a half and became somewhat /fit/
>tfw then got hired to work at a processing plant
>12 hour rotating shifts, working days half the week, and nights the other half. only off every other weekend, but almost always get called in on my days off anyway
>tfw have about 4 hours of free time when I factor in getting about 6 hours of sleep
>tfw too tired after work to do anything but just sit down while my legs, arms, and joints ache and throb
>tfw too tired to even cook and eat nothing but fast food slop
>tfw loose all gains, social life, and become depressed

Dont work shit like this. work a boring 9-5 office job or something.

>>42695987
>Or join the military, dumbass.
What a beautifully crafted irony.

>>42695927

Theres two ways to make a living off of your muscles anon.

1.) you start shilling snake oil and other retarded meme workout gear to desperate normies.

>yeah, I totally got this ripped body from taking muh Flintstone vitamins and spending an our a day on the dildo-o-matic!

2.) you start letting rich perverted old faggots feel you up in a hotel room for $100/hour

How much money is there in straight porn?
I have a legit near ten inch dick with a bit of girth and a decent body.
Can be the ubiquitous stunt dick in a blacked porno or the well third giant dick on the left in an orgy scene.
What about finding a female partner who wants to do totally platonic web shows and play out little scenarios for money.

Or I can just be a PT that helps out of shape house frau's college girls and old people get fit without going overboard and hurting themselves or being unrealistic.