/FPH/ Fat People Hate General

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>>42695203
trying to be less fat, shame me.
>inb4 fat ass nipples
i am well aware

>>42695210
Are you a guy or just a really ugly disfigured woman?

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>>42695210
>>42695210

>>42695210
That belly fat is a lot fucking harder to lose than you realise, bitch tits.

>>42695210
You shouldn't be shamed, at least you're aware and trying to change things.

But try harder faggot.

How come you can instantly tell if someone is an SJW or Fundie Christian by how fat they are?

>>42695234
wow I wonder why too!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ

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We should find this person on social media and inform them of their celebrity status on /fit/

>>42695324
this literally makes me sick, please, for the love of god never post that again.

>>42695329
This
I nearly fucking threw up.

>>42695324
the actual gains goblin

>>42695324
I reversed image searched it and it's literally all 4chan threads and a random article.

>>42695210
Hey, you should try to lose some of your fat.

>>42695324
Wouldnt be a fph thread without this picture.

>>42695324
Edit her skin to green and she'd look like Shrek's retarded cousin.

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>>42695324
Let's actually do this. I reverse searched and here's what I found so far
Article:
https://www.autostraddle.com/top-10-foods-were-not-ashamed-to-eat-in-public-as-fat-people-339388/
Author:
Website Profile - https://www.autostraddle.com/members/meyrude/
"""""Her""""" Twitter - https://twitter.com/meyrude
insta - https://www.instagram.com/meyrude/

Gonna try to verify if this is the same woman as the picture (can't tell), as well as find her social media.
(pic related is her tattoo [no joke])

>>42695210
you've probably never experienced that yet, but it must be tough having bigger tits than the girl you're fucking

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>>42695410
Horrendous..

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>>42695410
sadly that's not her
she posted photos of her (pic related) and there is no finger tattoo, plus the face is clearly different. even if the burger girl has a disgusting grin that makes her face hard to recognize they are clearly different

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>>42695410
>Hat eahth 4eveh

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>>42695324

>>42695410
>>42695453
however the article you found has two "authors"
Mey (who signed it and you found her twitter)
Elicia (the other)
trying to find that Elicia's social accounts, will keep you posted

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>>42695410
>>42695453
>>42695478
Well that was not long, I found the beast, she's called Elicia Sanchez
https://twitter.com/el_sanchovilla
http://eliciasanchez.com/
https://www.instagram.com/elsanchovilla/

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>>42695324
>90 minutes into netflix and mcdonalds and wendy's and taco bell and burger king and kfc and chipotle and subway and a diet soda and chill when she gives you this look

>>42695410
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>>42695470
Ok guys, I overlooked one thing. This article is written by "Mey and Elicia". Mey being the subhuman "flat earth 4ever" lady, leaves Elicia as suspect for the search of ogre/burger/gainz goblin lady.
WE HAVE TO FIND HER FRIENDS WITH BENE/FIT/S!

>>42695490
>>42695507
nvm, this dude got it lol..good job bro

>>42695490
I'm looking deeper into their accounts...and I just can't believe these are real people. We have just hit gold boys.

>>42695324
>>42695410
Can you find some pics of her ass? She would make a good subject for BRAAAAP posting

>>42695490
>TACO TIME

It is not taco time.

>>42695537
It looks like elicia is a stand up comedian and does that food hanging from her mouth thing because she thinks it's funny. Also her Instagram has preferred pronouns of 'they' and 'them'. Its pure Cancer.

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>>42695210
>>42695217
that was my question, damn traps ruin everything

>>42695490

You're my hero anon.

She's a proud smoker too. Obese and smoking, what a catch.

>>42695658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7iRvwbVvJk
gr8 """"""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""

>>42695696

>those legs

No. Just no. Get outta here with that nasty shit. 0/10 will not let you in my house until you put some damn pants on.

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>>42695704

>this is funny in Murrica

Sad!

>>42695490
jesus Christ
>literally calls herself a bag of farts

BRRRRRRAP

>>42695491
the fuck is smeared all over its belly?!?!?!

>>42695490
>pronouns are they/them/their

Case closed

>>42695704
What the hell is this shit? Everything about her disgusts me. Her delusional thinking on her Twitter and her disgusting photos. People like her need to die.
Sorry to sound edgy, but I even hate being a girl because of those kinds of cancerous women

>>42695490
Stand-Up
Comedian/Queer/Pansexual/Trans/Gender Non-Binary/Hard Femme/Soft Butch/Werewolf

i didnt know comedian was a fucking gender

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>>42695755

It's not edgy anon. Disgust is a powerful emotion and no one inspires it more than obese tumblr trash.

Complaining about tumblr about white privilege while she can afford too much food and sigarettes, and to spend her time on unfunny 'comedy' and drinking with her gay friends. Looks like her dad is the one working and playing for everything. She has no right to be on this planet.

>>42695324
I always misread her finger tattoos as saying THICC

>>42695774

Everything is a gender these days anon.

>>42695755
no anon, i feel the same way. I consider myself a good person for the most part, would never hit my partner or insult my parents etc, but I would get a bit of joy putting a bullet in that things head. Everything about her is subhuman.

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>>42695755
telling someone to kill themselves isn't typically considered even close to edgy here anon... more just a statement of fact.

>>42695210
have you tried lifting? your posture is so shit

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>>42695887
these """people""" cannot be given any more way or levy that is how we've ended up in this crisis
>>42695755
>>42695884

>>42695736
that's just her dirty asf mirror because she probably lives like a pig

>>42695779
Exactly. I get more worked up than I should because I actually lived in a third world country for a while where i was the minority. The public college failed me on purpose just because i was American and they hated Americans. The Dean of the school was on the professors sides and he didn't care. He told me to leave the school. There was nothing I could do. I was failed out of the college even though i did the same work and got the same answers as my classmates. I then went to the private college which liked Americans so they treated me well, but I still stuck out and people stared and treated me weird. Some strangers hated me and some liked me right away. Jobs were another story. Pretty much no one would hire me. I finally got a job on a U.S. coast guard base.
I actually faced racism and delt with it and these whiney bitches maybe only got a few remarks from people. It just makes me so mad that these people just want attention and want to cause problems where there are none.

>>42695410
she probably flattened the earth

>>42695696
look at those chicken legs. i would certainly treat him with the same dignity as fatties. zero.

>>42695491
kek

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>>42695329
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>>42695914
It's like reading someone's plan to torture the kid they just adopted.

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>>42695887
(((Shollenberger)))? Was that board, that should not be named, right again?

>>42695706
come on, he's got that nice hairy boipuccy.

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>>42696002
just being fat as a kid at all is torture and ruins your psychology in some way or another

>>42695914
no way this is real

>>42695914
>6 minute mile
does she mean 6 minute lap around the track?

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>>42696082
(((They))) always tell me this is fake too for some reason, what is your take?

>>42696102
This guy looks like he has a disease.

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>>42696104
probably, they have no concept of how far a mile is, much less on foot, and don't take the time to do even the most cursory of google's to come up with believable lies
>pic related

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>>42696102
sweet lord save me, how does he move!?

>>42696119
woah this anon can notice even the smallest detail

>>42696120
Seems like a troll, anyone would know about legit mile times just from the fastest kid in class at gym. Also, a clueless fatty would never know about 'one-rep max' terminology.

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>>42695324

>>42696186

omg, that guy on the right

>>42696207
the guy with downs syndrome?

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>>42696167
she was shit posting in a thread, easy to parrot our shit and pick up a couple things along the way, and i know when i was in high school i was a fatty but i "knew" a lot of the jock kids and mile times and the like are in one ear and out the other m8. you "can't" do it, so you disregard and try to ignore it, if you even go to the class, or just hang with the other social outcasts during, and quarter to no ass everything and make fun of the jocks, for the things you want most, without ever realizing the irony. idk the moral is
>Fat, not even once

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>>42696128
How strong are those things? How much is the weight limit?

>>42695936

Jesus, sounds awful. But yeah, I lived in Egypt for a while and these bitches have no idea of racism or discrimination, and no idea of poverty either.

>tfw daughters are generally thinner than the rest of the family, especially thinner than sons who can even be obese
>daughters literally get less food because boys matter more, even if it means they starve in poor families
>meanwhile, tumblr is worried about 'fatshaming'

Sometimes I want to fly to Murrica and murder these cunts.

>>42696167
I think anon has it right, and they genuinely don't grasp distances.
Consider that they almost never move more than 10ft at any one time unassisted, and that to them a mile is just "a long way" due to their perspectives being fucked up, and chances are that they'll think that 200 metres is a mile. 6 minutes for a Blob to wobble 200 metres sounds reasonable

>>42696107
The bite in the picture is fake, obviously can't tell for the story.
The bite marks are positioned extremely weird, like the biter bit diagonally.

>>42696078
>calories in, calories out, is bullshit.
>every bite brings you closer to 300, 400, 500 lbs.
literally pick only one.

>>42695887

>story about someone shitting themselves

You could black out the location and I'd make a $50 bet this was American

>>42695410
Quote from the article

>I’ve eaten waffles for dinner every day for a week multiple times before.

-May, talking about her plans to overtake Jupiter as the largest body in our solar system.

>>42695324
SHOO SHOO

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>>42695755

>>42696134
Kek.

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>>42696378
3-400lbs but they make fatty wagons up to 550lbs
>>42696471
hmm, you say fake as well... i thought/think its real but it seems almost 1/3 people agree with you that it's fake. doesn't help that almost 1/3 of America goes on 4chan now and i KNOW their not rekt/gore addicts like everyone on this Nigerian possum shaving forum used to be. its close but bite comparisons were actually spectacularly harder to find then i originally thought
>closest comparison but I have a couple more

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>>42696722
look at the wound specifically, the bottom jaw is more defined
>>42696107
just like the "left" side of the wound in reference to the picture image. when i first saw the pic i thought that the jaws would have been reversed too, but in comparison...?

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>>42696666
checked

>>42696207
No way man how the fuck did you notice that?

>>42696102
that fupa action

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How does a kid reach this points? Are there parents that really are THAT out of touch with reality?

>>42695210
>>42695224
Are you a boy or a girl?
Hard to tell.

>>42697053
You can see his mother right behind him.
That answers your question

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Beware

>>42695491
Mirror very dirty.
I'm not surprised.

All those dead Houston fatties. Go.

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>>42695203
oldie

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>>42695203
oldie 2

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>>42695203
oldie 3

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>>42695203
do you want fries?

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>>42695203
bullkin

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>>42695203
I wish more places would do this.

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>>42695755
>i'm a girl btw

>>42695704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMvgp5Efo

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>>42695203

>>42697390
Thats not actually OCB lmao. Look at the name. Its just an account named that.

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>>42695203
If your doctor sees your lunch, what would he say?

>>42697398
What... is this a funeral for a fat person?

Jesus christ.

>>42695210
Have some selfrespect dude, you're going to regret being this lazy in a few years. Eat less shitty food and only drink water. Or just keep doing what youre doing, your boobs are comming along nicely

>>42695324
Every fucking thread. This disgusting picture should be banned

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>>42695203
I think an abaya would be more appropriate.

>>42696207
you mean the one taking up half the shot in the last half of the video? omg thanks for pointing him out

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>>42695203
WHY

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>>42695704
>durr im quirky and weird like u guise lol taco time never not funny mexican queer
Fucking disgusting, these privileged shits larping as social outcasts

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>>42697409
>hurt the knees while playing
>doc ignores that and complains about the weight
gee I wonder why

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>>42695968
kek

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>>42695203
another oldie

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>>42695203
trying to find a smell

>>42697409
>all her friends ignore her
:(

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>>42697558
>that happened
learn to recognize fat fiction
>this girl's name?
>Alberta Einstein

>>42695936
>The public college failed me on purpose just because i was American and they hated Americans.
Things that never happened: the post

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>>42697409
Every. Fucking. Time
somewhat could be plausible story, and then the glorious greek golden god that's a perfect mix of zyzz, and rich piana came and ate me out while clapping during my righteous response to thin privelge on tumblr

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am i still fat

>>42697440
How?

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>>42696378
>pushing a catapult towards Gondor

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>>42697645
yes, but you need to start exercising more than anything you twink, skinnyfat, faggot. you CAN and SHOULD weight train as you gain or lose weight, scary skelly or tumblr whale regardless. there is NO cut first then muscles that will take twice as long and is retarded...

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>>42697073
Here, I had a go

>>42696038
lmao

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>>42697681
Literally ever face Julius makes is so goddamn good for reaction images. Each and every one. His poor soul.

>>42696107
Fake as hell

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Fat bitch steals a foul ball caught by teenager. Said she deserved it because it almost hit her, not because she made any effort to get it. http://shareably.co/rude-lady-takes-foul-ball-team-calls/

>>42697607
She obviously lied about the cheesecake with the smiley face, and embellished what the doctor said/did (probably just glared at her and murmured "Are you kidding?" as he left when he saw the cheesecake). I'd believe the rest.

>>42697681
I'm not the guy you replied to but I'm only a little bit thinner. Would you recommend being at any caloric deficit when starting to lift or eat at maitenaince? Also this goes by TDEE, right? I ate at a supposed 900 caloric deficit yesterday so idk if that's gonna fug up gains.

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>>42697719
you can see the suicidal and homicidal urges fighting it out during that whole program, I don't know how he didn't chimp

>>42695361
What would those tats look like if she went down to a normal weight? Did she have to pay triple to the artist because of all the extra surface area? That's a huge bitch.

>>42696102
looks like he got really really short legs ...

>>42696378
My boyfriend is about to graduate from boot camp... I wonder how many fatty fat gfs I'll see at the spouse/future spouse brunch.

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>>42697921
maitenance for sure bro, he's really not even that FAT per say, he just really needs to hit the gym. bulking is a meme anyways, you really just need the protein more than anything, 5-700kcal over is retarded it should be like 2-300. also a 900kcal deficit is a lot but as long as you dont make a routine of it...just try to eat about a gram of protein per body weight with your fruits and veggies, and work out like a beast. if you feel too sore on you next circuits take it easy.(becomes addicting I get pissed if i don't feel sore) its very personal m8 for what YOUR body reacts best to. what are your goals? beach body, power/ego lifts, size, endurance? I LOVE PPL with calisthenics but that's because its an 1-3hr torture session. cardio and gains lol

>>42695704
She actually seems like a nice person, I bet she's fun to hang out with.

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>>42697440
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>42697630
Despite all their blubbering about HAES and loving every body size when it comes to their taste in men they never seem to care for fat guys.

>>42698081
Fat, pregnant, fat and pregnant. And always crying about one or the other. Dependas and Dependapotamuses are a special breed of woman/fat hate.

Source: Only one in FRG group under 170lbs

>>42697681
ive always really wanted to watch this show but never asked for the name of it, anybody know?

>>42698273
never mind just saw the file name im a fucking idiot

>>42695781
I thought that at first too, but upon closer inspection I now unironically think it says TACO. Are there other photos where her hands show to confirm?

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>>42695781
>>42698336
Actually having a closer look now and I swear that says TACO, and the visible fingers on her other hand look like they say TIT

>TACO TITS?

>>42698376
It says TACO LIFE

>>42698376
Per her shitty standup, I think it's TACO TIME

>>42696102
those knees are really bloated.

She obviously trolls these threads to get more clicks on her shitty site.

No-one else is entertained. She isn't funny, just fat and a parody of everything /fit/ hates.

You faggots are SO easy.

Someone should contact her publicly about her participation here and pop the soap bubble.

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Digits confirm boogie will die before the end of the year.

>>42698229
Jeez. I'll expect to see a lot of contrast. I'm a thin cardio bunny (5´3, 102lbs)

>>42698229
I had to end up ignoring the fb group because of all the sad bitches too. Come the fuck on. He SIGNED UP for this. HE decided to do this. He was not drafted and between that and my (current) Ph.D program/good job we will be very well off.

Also: it's just the FUCKING COAST GUARD. NOT the frontlines.

>>42695210
This is me and as a kid (like 5) I use to eat mayo straight out the jar like this post
>>42697335

>>42697509
ohhhhhh noooooo

>>42698440
none of them are going to like you, I went to my brothers brunch and all his friends significant others thought I was his gf and didn't talk to me lol

>>42697348

That's a fatsuit. Some celeb wore it to see how people would react to her as a fatty. Guess what. It didn't work out well.

>>42695410
https://www.instagram.com/elsanchovilla/

>>42698112
fuck off Elicia.

>>42697396

Tropic Thunder is love.

>>42697409

Wow, another one of those TOTALLY REAL stories.

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>>42695324
damn your picture makes me feel more nauseous then this one.

>>42697450
I don't know how people can drink this in one sitting, I get a headache trying to finish a medium soda.

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>>42695324
>>42695704
>>42695490
>>42696012
>>42697073
>>42697710
They sure showed you

>>42695453
>>42695470

>way to stomp that village.jpeg

>>42696102
this is actual all testicals

>>42696012
Can i sue fat/fatty/fatself for emotional damages for making me see this picture

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>>42698586
aagghh

>>42697611
You must be new here

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>>42697398

>>42697409
>things that happened
>this
choose one

this has to be bait

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>>42697489
holy shit

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>>42696128

>>42697409
>ran to my car

>>42698438
Pleb. THIS is how you get dubs.

>>42698115
day 1000 of nofap

>>42697440
I hope she finds a way to lose weight :(

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>>42698440

Yeah so they probably won't like you. What base? We were in Polk which is a shithole of a base, none of the wives worked or exercised, and there'a nothing to do in that town but drink. Petty, crazy, entitled, dramatic bitches everywhere. I hear it's a little better in places where there's shit to do. If you can, check out some spouse groups in his unit on Facebook and get a feel for the crowd there.

>>42697440
dayummn the GOAT roastie

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>>42695324
SHOO SHOO GAINZ GOBLIN

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It's twitter is ---> https://twitter.com/El_SanchoVilla?lang=en

Go ahead and inform it if you want. I doubt it will appreciate being literal thinspo for everyone on an exercise board lol, maybe it would be happy its so effective

>>42696207 FAGGOT

>>42695968
HAMBURGER, HAMBURGER
LITTLE BALL OF MEAT
GRILLED BURGER, FRIED BURGER
EAT EAT EAR!

>>42697989
no that would be considered fat shaming

>>42698871
kek

>>42695490
I was disgusted by that one picture of her eating and still find her gross, but she looks like she has way more fun than I ever will. I just feel like even more of a loser now.

>>42698806

I live in this town, and can confirm many of its residents are fat fucks. Obesity isn't just an American problem, Canada struggles with the same shit

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>>42698806
sweet god, if you're right that's some impressive autism

>>42699163
Fuck off Elicia, getting your insulin shots isn't "fun".

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>>42695203
Trump's also a fatty

>>42698806
4chan humor is so cringy

>>42698663
lmao, this coffin could easily be used by a whole small family

>>42698100
thanks for the reply m8, really appreciate it. I uhh, would like to look good, but strength is definitely a priority. I'm 19 so I haven't *really* missed the boat quite yet, but I thought I better start soon as I enter further into adulthood. PPL is Push Pull (something), right? Anyway, like I said, I'm not super fat (people usually comment on how skinny I am, which still really isn't a good thing) but I have a little flab. So far I've been focusing on getting squat, deadlift, and press form down, while supplementing some additional arm excercises (DB curls, different machines etc.) and I've been trying to walk at least an hour every day and do 100 push ups (they're kinda half-push ups so far because I'm so weak but I've down 60 of those so far today) But uh yeah, if you could rec anything better than SL 5x5 or SS, the PPL thing sounds interesting, I would love to hear it.

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>>42699373

he knows

>>42698100
>>42699473
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/37ylk5/a_linear_progression_based_ppl_program_for/ this looks interesting, is this what you were referring to?

>>42697710
Does she have "TACO" tattooed on her knuckles?

>>42697427
it should be in the sticky, front and center
it sure gets your ass moving to not be a fat fuck

>>42697489
To think that a full grown bull had to die for this

>>42699523
Damn I'm hungry now.

>>42699387
Why don't you leave then if you don't like it

>>42695704
She's not particularly funny, but she seems pleasant enough when she's not eating.

>>42695914
A fat child is an abused one. End of discussion.

>>42697607
>I did a thing
I fucking hate when people say this shit, do they think it's cute or something?

>>42696038
Kek

>>42698577
What type of soda? Diet/Zero Calorie?
Research Phenylalanine and sensitivities. Shit can fuck you up if you develop worse sensitivities.

>>42699016
Based Milo, if I were gay, I would stalk him kek

>>42697989
Gf and fat friend went to the same artist once. Gf got a more complicated tattoo with crazy color, fat friend did only black. Fat friend got charged more because more surface area and it was generally more of a pain because of fat folds. Also we're pretty sure the tattoo artist was a shitlord, so she and my gf got along well.

>>42697390
>they didn't notice that it's not the real account

>>42695361
>When you have room for a lifesized portrait on you bicep.

>>42695914
Please tell me someone called child services on this cunt

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>>42695210
your upper body looks so weak I'm cringing
you have boobs
you have a fat feminine belly
you lack secondary sexual characteristics (ie: you look androgynous)

>>42698281
Happens to the best of us, anon.

>>42698806
That's some serious autism right there.

>>42696102
How... just.... how do you not look in the mirror way before getting to that point and thinking... fuck I gotta do something about this.

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>>42699473
MY ppl routine is kinda shitty for beginners(been recovering from an injury and i can't usually finish all the sets/puke)so keep in mind its mean. EVERY set is until failure usually 3-5 circuits
>diamond pushups full ROM/military style full ROM after you cant do them
>wide grip pullups full ROM/chin ups full ROM after you cant do them
>lunges/squats after (pistol squats are also good)
>DB hammer curls(optional to do at the end with DB skull crushers or delts)
>crunches and leg raise's(any high intensity abs/ abs should also be trained with lower intensity on rest days)
>repeat till failure
rest every other day or 2 on 1 off and do cardio(optional) and abs on rest days
p.s. this is a solely calisthenics routine except for the dumb bells and can easily be supplemented but it's definitely worth a try/ I like it...

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>>42696378

>>42697982
Things aren't looking good for Danny Devito lately

>>42700023
I believe it's a combination of the fat acceptance movement, laziness and apathy. Anyway, fatties have no one to blame but themselves for their weight problem.

>>42698722
Would be genuinely shocked if they let him fly like that. You can't move down the aisles. Its a safety hazard for everyone on board.

>>42697440
ACDC's Big Balls playing in my head now.

>>42699540
PPL in general refers to programs that have separate days for push, pull and leg exercises.

>>42695324
I don't praise chaos gods, thanks

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>>42698576
No fucking way

Oh it's that weird Desu guy again...

>>42697489

Burn. That. Seat.

>>42698892
Let me try

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>>42699523

>>42695491
oh god, people are not supposed to look like that

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hmmmm

>>42700042
kek

>>42700134
I don't remember this scene from The Ring

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>>42697450
>mfw two or three years ago I would have happily ordered and chugged this monstrosity down in one or two hours
Faurk. Discovering this board and you faggots may just be one of the best things to happen to me in the last few years. I can barely finish a can of soda without growing sick of the taste for the next few weeks. Just green tea and water as far as the eye can see now. Thank you brahs.

>>42695210
Are you Jazz?

>>42697509
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42699820
Sorry whiteboi, he only craves dark meat

>>42697450
>$1 to juvenile diabetes research

that's hilarious

>>42700929
director's cut

>>42697771
holy fucking shit, the audacity

>>42695696
Who is this qt twink fuckboi? No homo

>>42700038
thanks again man, really appreciate it

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>>42696378
>tightest, finest pussy worldwide
>Romania, Australia

Also is there any follow up to this image like the shitstorm this comment probably created?

>>42700507
Has he ever sayd that he is thin?

>>42697313
>and this... is where I keep my genetics

>>42698461
My sister uses to eat sandwiches with nothing but mayonnaise on them. You fucking barbarians.

>>42698663
I want to buy that remove the top half of the lid and make a luxury bed for myself.

>>42695371
Lose fat

>>42695361
Obeausity

Fuck double standards

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Anon you're just jealous that I have 4 tits

>>42695696
he'd look cute dressed like a girl full homo

>>42701662
https://youtu.be/qfUqKZptQ1w?t=177 I love watching these

also forgot to post original

>>42696102
He looks like he'd give you a quest if you spoke to him

>>42695324
Mordregg the Corpulent, Harbinger of Gluttony

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>>42701586

>>42695490
>that thing is pregnant
>that poor dude that fucked her
Holy shit

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>>42701727
Pic related
>2menandababy
>2men
>man and uterus in the same hashtag

>>42698638
AAARGH SAVE ME DAVOS

>>42698663
Order up for a Mr. Piano

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>>42695490
good to know

>>42695774
>>42695490
>Stand-Up
No, I don't fucking think so

>>42697771
They gave that guy a signed ball and he got to hang out in the press box the next game.

>>42700929
It's from Scary Movie 4 I think

>>42698663
Fucking a I want to be buried in that, fuck you plebs with your shit narrow coffins, I will arrive at the next life like a Pharaoh.

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>>42695704
>the forced laughter by one guy and one girl after every single.....joke......
>"I said something that made someone laugh! I'll repeat it!"
>I'm weird and quirky and I like food btw I'm fat in case you couldn't tell XD

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>>42701797
M I N D

B L O W N

>>42696107
I already explained this to you already twice you little faggot. It's so obvious. How would she open her mouth 180 degrees? Why would he not thrash around and move? Why is there no bruising? Go fuck yourself, you literal retard

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>>42695453
>>42695470
>that t-shirt pattern

>>42700042
i kekd

>>42695324
bitch looks like danny devito got injected with joker gas

>>42699983
holy shit, they talk about based katie hopkins in the article.

truly the queen of fat hate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwESGTuW9CI

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>>42701903
>PEOPLE CAN'T SAVE AND REPOST SHIT
GTFO and never come back

>>42701903
alright faggot
>>42696722
>>42696770
says you're a faggot now come up with a better debate or FUCK OFF.
>ME god emperor of opinions, has already used circumstantial evidence and my cock sucking powers to explain that your not a snake or predator and therefore incapable of this "biting" of which you speak.

>>42699373
UH OH SOMEONE INSULTED 4CHANS UNIVERSAL GOD PRESIDENT. this is a fitness board, noone cares about him, we mire bodies and phantasize cocks. no homo

>>42695210
Hot chub

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>>42695774
More like sit-down Comedian amirite

>>42697509
>Ravens fan
I am ashamed

>>42702086
urrite

>>42702086
/werewolf/??

>>42697450
Well, at least KFC knows their consumer base.

>>42697371
Would consume. After a 200km bike ride.
Sooo. Tomorrow.

>>42698081
AF here, me and my wife are on base and it's hilarious to see. Do yourself a favor and if his duty station is in a good area and your BAH is good enough, don't live on base. The commute is worth it.

>>42700431
Let ME try

>>42698576
Can I be released from this mortal coil now?

... I don't care that I have good prospects to pick up an 8/10 for a gf soon. I just don't want to be on this earth any longer.

>>42695210
nice tits

>>42697390
it's always fat girls who write paragraph reviews

>>42702323
Let a real man handle this

>>42698115
Her legs were amputates because of how fat she is

>>42699983
god I hate when I see pretty faces on lard bodeis

>>42696378
>romania or australia
nah, i say italy and greece, they're a bit hairy but the vast majority of them have juicy round asses, small waists and perky tits

>>42701908
holy shit i didnt even realize untill you pointed it out

>>42697409
>doctor refuses to just give pain meds to a fat bitch and make her shutup
>ran to the car

I don't know which of these two is more unrealistic.

The fat people ignoring a friend and cheating cheesecake is on point though.

>>42700134
its from scary movie 3

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>>42696666

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>>42697053

>>42695210
Is that gyno or just fat?

>>42702261
fuck me, why are cyclists the worst?

>>42702606
Lost

>>42695203
>>42696781
>>42697440
>>42697489
>>42698576

What does it mean that this thread makes me feel indescribable remorse? It's like a mix of paranoia that this could happen to me, anger that they let it happen to themselves, and sadness thinking about their everyday lives.

>>42695755
tits or gtfo

>>42702481
just stop

>>42696102
Comfy

>>42702803
Never

>>42699545
Yep. I was thinking of swapping the letters around, but wasn't sure what could be funnier.

>>42699751
They are children in adults bodies

>>42701903
Anon. The story said she was obese. She's pretty much a biting specialist. I'm pretty sure she opens her mouth more than that just to increase how much cake she can fit in there at once, this is very easy to her.

>>42702690
looks like small gyno and some fat.

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>>42695887

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>>42695887
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267953/Job-seeker-Vicky-Harrison-commits-suicide-rejected-200-jobs.html


educated young people who take care of themselves struggle to find a minimum wage job to survive and not starve, meanwhile this bitch gets 175k a year job handed here for being fat, maybe if she didn't have money to spend on little debbies, ice cream, cake, soda, mcdonald's and cheetos she wouldnt be so damn fat

>>42701972
Juicy....couty?

>>42703211
that's a sad story anon
>>42703278
juicy couture it's black fashion line iirc

>>42698960
Kek

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TFW you grew a pair of balls on your stomach

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>>42699039
>EAT EAT EAR!

What did he mean by this?

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>>42701972
>(((They))) keep telling me this is fake
>people can't save and repost shit (obvious sarcasm)
Are you literally literally retarded? Dyslexia maybe? You're reading at a first grade level

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>>42697450