Alright /fit/ help me out: >GF works in startups around (honestly

>>42692768
dudes

>>42692768
I had no idea people like you existed in real life. Didn't the yuppie craze due out in the 90s? And for someone with a girl who is that fucking greedy and shallow you think money isn't a contributing factor in her deciding who to fuck and when? wow.

Do some curls in the squat rack. that'll do it.

>>42692896
What's wrong with liking money?

She's not a stripper or hooker, she wouldn't fuck for it.

>>42692768
>need helps making a viet cong feel small

wanna know y ur never gunna make it?

>>42692768
Pump workout and some testosterone propionate

>>42692896
>I had no idea people like you existed in real life. Didn't the yuppie craze due out in the 90s?

They all moved to San Francisco bro, you have no idea.

>>42692768
Don't worry bro, he's already fucking her. You didn't read about Justin Caldbeck? Dude was fucking every chick that asked him for VC money. You think he cares you're ripped? He's rich and you're not. Do you really think your GF hasn't sucked him off for another million on the cap table?

>>42692931
>*desire to know more intensifies*

Sorry OP

Wear lifts to make him look like a manlet

>>42692931
Nah I doubt it. Duly noted tho lol

>>42692978
He's already a manlet by comparison

>>42692768
If she is happy in the relationship you don't need to worry. Currently your behavior is pathetic in your girlfriends eyes and will destroy your relationship eventually. Jealousy and insecurity are not alpha behaviour.

>>42693079
Well that's what I'm saying is it's not for my girlfriend. It's for him. I want him to feel bad and quit being a little fuck towards her.

>>42692768

I got you dog:

>corner old dude at party
>tell him he can fuck your gf for 5 g's
>everyone gets drunk
>tell your gf you want to have 3 way with old dude
>then say you just want to watch
>then just dip out at some point
>wait for dude to finish up
>collect cash

Congratulations, you've turned a crisis into an opportunity. Repeat as needed until you get enough money to find a new gf

>>42693121
I think I heard somewhere that pimping wasn't easy, but this sounds like a piece of cake!

>>42693117
You sound insecure. Your meddling will only make things worse.

>>42692768
>6'3''
>ripped
>good looking
>boasting about his virility
>wants to know what secret exercise will make him look way more virile than a fat old balding manlet

Just give up now bro, holy shit you are a massive faggot. Your girl is 100% gonna fuck him for the money and by the sounds of it she'll enjoy it because she'll have a man inside her for once.>>42693121 better do what he said and at least make some money, be careful though, rich bro might cockmog you

>>42692768
Make eye contact with this jamoke and don't be the first one to break it off. First one that looks away is the weaker wolf. Which one does your girlfriend want? That's up for you to decide.

>>42692768
Just don't jerk, or edge, or even look at pornographic content for 7-9 days before meeting him. Make sure to passionately fuck your girlfriend whenever your in the mood, but don't jack off to cum, very important. All that built up test and manly aura will contrast heavily with his deprived and ultimately worthless aura.
As far as workouts go, focus mostly on heavy compound lifts, add accessories after as supplementary movements.
Stop using all antiperspirants, deodorants, bodywashes, and anything else that may strip your body of its natural oils and pheromones. Cologne is fine, but use it extremely sparingly.
Dress in slim fit clothes that complement the lines of your physique, pick colours that complement your skin tone and complexion.
Hold yourself with extreme confidence. Like your the unaging imortal king of the world.
And most importantly:
>just be yourself