>walk into gym
>trip
>Walk into gym
>break nose
>walk into gym
>baked
>walk into gym
>>42690648
>walk
>gym falls on me
>walk into gym
>we're not a gym, we're planet fitness
>walk into gym
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMNIT
>>42691734
this kills the bruce
>>42691734
>walk into gym
>fumble with key chain scan too long
>walk into gym
>change into gym clothes
>sip some water
>go poo in bathroom
>change into regular clothes
>leave
I didn't want to go back because I didn't want people to think I'm stupid
>walk out of gym
>trip alarm
>walk into the gym
>stare everyone down and to assert dominance
>realize you're having chicken tendies and caprisun for dinner
>new rear delt DB fly 1RM
>walk into planet fitness
>kill all milquetoasts