Mirin General Thread

>>42679967
>got into fashion, and started fixing my hair
Nuh uh bro, not for me. Chicks dig guys that don't give a fuck. Chill guys like me. I wear wrinkly band T-shirts and hoodies, exclusively. And old jeans that are too baggy. Going for that chill look bro. Gotta let girls know you are really chill and cool to hang with.

>>42679967
>Been lifting and eating well for a couple months
>Noobgains but still a DYEL
>A girl friend who's living abroad comes to visit
>Sees my shirtless
>Says I look good and maybe in a couple months she'll have to keep an eye on me so other girls don't steal me from her

Is this how it feels guys?

>>42679967
>at a party with my friend and the chick he is banging
>we both lift but my friend is smaller than me yet more boastful about his muscles
>night goes on, everyone getting drunk
>go to basement, we're all hanging out
>out of nowhere my friend's girl starts complimenting me to my friend
>literal words are "anon is so much better than you! his butt is better and his arms are bigger!"

she's not the hottest but damn feelsgoodman

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>>42679967

>swimming with mum, encouraging her to get fit
>one lane free, we both take it
>allow her to swim ahead, then follow
>reach end of the lane
>"you're arms are getting big! I looked behind me and thought a big man was following"
I do it for 'er lads
(But i also do it for *her*)

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>>42679967

>>42680001
You must be a chill dude bro

>>42680140
>>42680103
With tits like that I frankly couldn't care less

>>42680156
dude inorite bro

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>>42680125
Mom, I lift to win your love

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>walking to car after getting lunch
>see girl i had a class with walking down the sidewalk towards me
>she sees me
>she stops, turns around, and starts walking the other way

she was just overcome with nervousness after seeing me, r-right?

The only mires I get are from other men. Mostly old men who call me big and ask if I play football. Also a week ago on Uni shuttle to campus, kept catching some 19/20 year old guy looking at me. WTF /fit?

>>42680001
Yeah, but you can care about your looks and not give a fuck about women. Same result
>>42680018
Yes. That was a nice compliment from her
>>42680097
Noice

all my young female coworkers check me out. All of them.

this shit is so motivational, we're all gonna make it

>>42680217
Same here

>24, 6'1 185lbs blonde blue eyes strong jaw
>getting noticeably muscular
>go to the bars on weekends
>5's and 6's tell me they want to suck it in the bathroom
>7's and 8's smile at me and flip their hair but I get too anxious to be myself around them
>9's and 10's don't acknowledge me in any way

>>42680207
Bro, you just need to wear more chill clothes. Chicks dig baggy, dirty band T-shirts. Lets them know you don't care about stuff.

>>42679967
I'd breed the monkey out of her desu lads.

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>I guess I should have know that's what I would become for you
>just another memory

>staying in Kansas City for a gig, day after waiting for a bus to gtfo of there
>homeless guy walks up and asks "are you an athlete"
>omgthx.jpg
>tells me about when he used to be pro at martial arts, urges me to do sport (cos I don't currently)
I gave him my breakfast biscuits, he didn't even ask for anything so it was deserved

also
>tfw mom says "you're getting too big", inb4 incest

>>42680240
If you want those 9s and 10s, then you just gotta dress more chill my man. They want a man that's laid back.

>tfw got mired pretty hard by a stereotypical brick house black girl I used to know in highschool

She works in a store right down the street, interracial is not my thing but I'm kinda thinking about going for it. I'm so sick of being a virgin to be honest.

Is it possible to get mired if you are /fit/, but also a manlet?

>>42680453
>>42680260
>>42680001

can you stop lmao

I do agree with you, but there are grills that are really into smooth, crisp looking dudes

also more likely to be a grill that actually wants to do something with her life

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>>42680513

My 5'6" friend got mired by a lesbian who thought he was a dyke
Does that count?

>>42680260
Can you give me an example outfit? I just dont know what im doing wrong...

>>42680001
>>42680260
>>42680453

Are you trying to force a meme, or are you legitimately an autistic dyel /fa/ fag?

happened tday

> in supermarket
> going around with my basket
> giant ass brazilian girl with gay brazilian friend pass next to me
> heard her saying "hmm ele podia comer toda minha buceta"
> means "hmm he could tear my pussy up"
> gay guy said smthing like lick me all over or smthing, didnt pay much attention
>be portuguese so I undertood them

feels good man, first real mire i can remember apart from smiles, etc

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I mire that ass erry day

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>>42680539

>>42680569
tshirts and hoodies?

lmao, im not a teenager nor a neet lowlife

>>42679967
I talked with a girl today! She was mirin so hard her pussy be dropping

>>42679967
>Me, 5'11 165
>Otter mode, strong jaw, well dressed and smelling good.
>At work party drinking and chilling.
>Was hesitant to go because last time I got hit on and being shy my brain kinda just shuts down.
>Hear someone calling my name.
>See two girls giggling walking together asking groups of people where I am.
>Notice it's the new girl and her friend from the phone room.
>8/10 South American half cast, nice skin type girl.
>Long black hair, nice eyes and modest makeup.
>She comes closer and spots me.
>Ohshit.mp4
>Pretend not to notice (shyguy)
>She gets closer and someone spins me around.
>"Hey, you're anon!"
>"H-h-hey , I know you, you're always really nice on the phones."
>She giggles and blushes.
>"No I'm really not nice." She says looking me up and down.
>She flicks her hair and walks away still looking me up and down.
>Not sure if I should've followed her or not.
>Just stood there embarrassed and ate some fries.
>The rest of the night she kept looking across the room and giving me fuck me eyes.

D-d-did I fuck up bruhs?

>move back into school last week
>lifted hard and dieted all summer look good
>go to bar with a few buddies
>chat up sluts from our school
>one particular slut rubs my arms all night and puts her hand on my abs when she talks to me
>get drunk and all walk back to our place
>slut links her arm through mine on the walk back
>keep drinking
>go to piss
>open the door and she's standing outside
>she pushes me back in and starts to blow me
>see her today with her bf
>wanna tell him but can't

>>42680577
Meh

>>42680609
t. Alone

>>42680618
:(

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>>42680539

>>42680627
Sorry, too harsh. Love you bro, you're gonna make it.

:( hurtin now cuz you're hurtin

>>42680639
:D

>>42679967
How do I get womenz to mir me? Teach me, /fit/.

>>42680595
Yes, bit who cares? Try again another time and fuck up, then keep fucking up till you learn and fuck up less.

I was a useless sperg after I broke up from a 6 year relationship at 25, but I kept trying and embarrassing myself till I became confident. I still sperg out from time to time, bit it doesn't matter as much to me as it used to.

You can overcome shyness with experience, just don't beat yourself up about it toooooooo much.

>>42680577
that is a mighty long torso.
How tall?

>>42680156
kekd

>>42680661
1. Be around them
2. Be always bored with the one you have
3. Be always more interested in others
4. Be coy about it
Also lift

>>42680680
I've got the lifting part down, but I've tried the chilled act since elementary and everyone just thought I was an edgy faggot.

>>42680661
>Don't get a good haircut
>Don't style your hair
>Wear ill-fitting chill clothes (preferably band Ts and basketball shorts)
>Be a chill guy that is laid back
>Never be assertive
>Always act like you don't care what happens. Especially be indecisive about places to eat, putting all the burden on the other person and make them feel like they always have to make decisions for you because you are a manchild.
>Be really chill

>>42680700
More humor and not giving a fuck. Too much chilled come off like you dunno how to have fun. Fun is what grills want. Have fun, when you're having fun grills have fun. They have no agency, and will "ride the coattails" of you having fun vicariously.

Just have fun.

>>42680577
I just came to your gf lmao, nice ass desu

>>42680671
She says 5'9 but she looks shorter imo.
>womanlets

>>42680732
It's an honor desu... how did it taste?

>>42680742
I don't do that degenerate shit, I just jerk off to peoples gf's online. Do you got more pics of her? I like.

>>42680757
Not any that are better... or maaaaaaaybeeeeeeee

>Started college again after dropping out 4 years ago
>I'm now 45 lbs leaner and put on loads of muscle mass after 16 months of lifting (not always consistent which is my fault)
>Look older which seems to attract the girls pretty well
>5'9" 179 lbs 14% body fat so not huge by any means
>See old friend who I lost touch with
>Stare her down in hallway but she looks at me like I'm a random person
>Go up and say hello
>Visible confusion until she processes who I am
>"Anon? Holy shit you look incredible!"
>She proceeds to comment on my physique for the next 5 minutes
Also from that day:

>Go to college gym building to scout out where weight room is
>Not so cute girl is coming out of building but looking at phone
>Holds door for me and looks up as I walk by
>Say thanks
>Stares at my chest for nearly 2 seconds before walking away quickly

>>42680705
Holy fuck, are you retarded? Mating isnt math, there isnt a complicated formula, just be a confident person and thats enough.

>>42680765
I don't mind them at all bro, I enjoy pretty girls and yours is nice. Got that nice little butt you can bite into.

(not going to green text because it's a pain in the ass on my phone)...
Used to be 270lbs
Bust my ass for 2 years of cocoon mode
With setbacks and shit, I eventually end up at 190.
190lbs of kickboxing body
Look extremely good, and no longer am "the fat one"
Go to a baby shower for a cousin
Every chick hits on me
Feel SUPER weird, but still retain my joking attitude
Now tons of new women friending me on fb

It still feels weird, but God am I happy that I can see how the other half live. I was so insecure and hated myself so much due to weight. Now I love myself because I know I have an insane ammount of inner strength. Fitness has saved me. I have a cousin who is my age and she is a fat pig, she's going the opposite way I did. I tried to help her, so oh well.

>>42680780
>5'9" 179 lbs 14% body fat
>not huge
You have body dysmorphia

>>42680156
>>42680539
>>42680569
>>42680212
>>42680782
>>42680516
You guys really fall for the chill meme bait. As if I was serious. If you fuckers want mires, dress well, style your hair, and have good hygiene.

>>42680795
Yea breh, all these /fit/ rock hard asses on chicks are not my deal. I need a feminine bf%.

>>42679967
Not really a mire but I ran a mile for class today and had to tell the instructor my time and some chick said "oh my God"

>>42680857
I love all asses, as long it's on a woman and she's not some obese bitch.

>>42680857
her ass is p poor, but to each their own

size isnt the most important but shape and perkiness, and she doesnt have that either so..

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>>42680820

24 years of being a fat shut in will do that to you.

>>42680890
True, perky just really means firm fat... and it used to be desu. Good gal tho, I don't miss it honestly. It's weird how your tastes change as your womans body changes. Manhood is a wild ride desu.

>>42680513
>tfw manlet and will never be mired
Our only hope is to become successful

>>42680821
I know its probably bait, but some people actually do think there is anything more than personality

>>42680857
Same man, I need my woman to have some fat on her. I'm not talking about any fucking cellulite shit, I just mean a curvy girl with firm stuff everywhere.

Not some fit, tight, hard body wtf.

>new transfer girl at uni
>qt 3.14, nice
>really into her
>find out she is dating friend/acquaintance

Only girl I'm into now is Russian and in Moscow :(

>>42680964
>I'm not talking about any fucking cellulite shit,
Fat is fat is fat, firmness is the only variable. Squishy non-obese women master race.

>>42679967
>>42680595
Sounds like y'all can make shit work still since they don't work directly with you. They're interested, aren't you? Find your balls and ask her out sometime.

Coworker is a milf with 2 kids
Dresses in very tight jeans
Comes over to cubicle just to chat
Body language tells me she's horny as fuck
Every time I walk by her cubicle, she blatantly checks my ass out

You think she would at least be down to suck dick?

>>42680757
>I don't do that degenerate shit
>I just jerk off to peoples gf's online
fucking hell i kek'd

>>42680705
Chill =\= Cool. Close, but not quite.

-Get a good haircut. Don't maintain it every month, but let it grow out and cut it only when you can't take it anymore.
-Wear whatever, as long as it fits well. Not giving a fuck about "fashion" is fine if the fit is solid.
-Dont be butthurt about anything. Be chill and easy going with whatever, but definitely have a plan and the ability to be quickly decisive when asked. Assert yourself but never demand your way.
-Laugh easily, smile often, make jokes about those who are more uptight. Relax. You got this.

>>42680577
Ayy lmao tier proportions...

>walking to dance class at the gym last night
>normal clothes (shirt and meggings)
>random cute blonde cuts across perpendicular to me about 10ft in front
>holds eye contact for about 3 seconds then smiles and goes on her way
>she wants to fuck

>>42681126
LOL I actually wrote it 100% seriously but then after i posted it I read it and kek'd loud as fuck

>>42680350
Don't do it for her, bro. Do it for you and then go get her.

A girl looked at me today

>>42681165
your mom don't count

>>42681165
dude nice

>>42681165
qt?

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>girl is with her boyfriend
>quickly glances at me then looks up
>looks back again
>smiles
>her boyfriend notices
>gets right in front of her, blocking her view of me

Amazing how often this happens when you're fit.

>>42680595
you didn't fuck up

even if we do fuck up, which is how we learn.. who cares?

she likes you, keep going my man.

I get so many mires i lost count.

>Walking through shopping mall
>Turn corner
>Nearly run into girl who was on her phone
>She looks up in shock
>looks at me, then my body, then me again
>Her jaw is nearly touching the floor
>I give her a smile and a wink
>She's speechless
Honestly stuff like this happens all the time

Fuck greentext on my iphone

Be my birthday so go to party to my best friend house
We always do this because we have the same birthday
Walk in and see an old bro from hs
He doesn't recognize me at all
I don't say anything just party with my bros
At the fire later that night he remembers me cause of my name
Holy shit bro you got taller and buffed so cool to see you shine
Thanks m8.jpeg
Hit it with a chick who is hot af and fuck her in the cornfield by the house
After we're done we bust out of the cornfield and everyone is there at the fire just looking at us
My birthday bro just looks at me with the "my man" face
Feels good great night

>>42681236
>Her jaw is nearly touching the floor

So, wait, you nearly ran into the girl, she fell on the ground, looked at you and you smiled and winked at her?

>>42680161
this is the only correct answer

>>42680532
I fucking hate my god damned life.

>>42681304
yeah, cool right?

>>42679967
Your mother's pussy, friend!

>>42680599
It'll be hard but you know what you have to do
Inb4 they have some weird open relationship

at work most the receptionist are 20-30 year old women, a couple of them are very attractive.

Since working on what I eat; increasing the volume of working out, and intermittent fasting I look and feel much better.

The last couple of weeks they have holding me up to chat a lot and are a bit flirtatious sometimes, and since I feel much more confident I am happy to do the same.

I have lots of work to do still but can't wait to see what the mir's are like after I drop a few more BF% and gain the confidence I never had.

>>42680453
I want to close your face in a waffle iron.

>>42680893
>>42680820
Im 5'9, 170lb at 14%bf but im not huge either. I see people at my gym bigger than me yet im stronger :( feelsbadman.jpg

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>at gym
>10/10 qt says "mirin"

I don't know what a mire is anymore. I used to get mires and think im the shit but now i feel like i need to rent my own place and have a driver's license before bothering with girls (im 23 employed shit job, no license and live with dad).

Once i rent on my own and have my car im p sure ill feel confident enough to turn mires into come back to my car/house and i fug girl...

But for now my confidence is really stagnant. Girls give number, mire,makeout with me and i do nothing to further cause i feel inadequate without car, it sucks...."

>>42679967

>Be bored
>Decide to go on omegle and see what girls think of my gains
>Roll a girl
>Sexy arms anon can I see you all the way naked
>Ask her to blow a kiss and wave so I know she is real
>She says she will take her clothes a little after me
>Strip down naked
>Mm baby nice abs spin around and let me see your back and ass
>Shes taking off her top at this point and is pulling her bra up just a bit
>Spin around and show her my ass
>She stops and lets her bra back down
>"Damn anon you have better hips then me"
>"You have a better ass then me too!"
>Well you gonna show me?
>"No I'm embarrassed now you have such a perfect ass and hips I'm jealous of it"
>"Sorry gonna go"

And that was the last time I was mired and crushed. Thought lifting was supposed to get me girls not make them insecure.

>>42681097
there's only one way to find out

>>42681644
Fuck bro, omegle is so addicting. I'm dyel and it's still so easy to get bitches, even if some do just tease

>>42680018
your cousin sounds very nice and supportive

>>42681644
You fell for SS meme

>>42680207
shouldve checked ur fly

>>42680573
fake. How would you be able to translate brazlian if youre portuguese?

>>42680001
woaaaah broooo so chill dude woaah

>Lesbian athelitic trainer at my school notices my weight loss.
>its a start. 343>now 291

>>42681563

>i feel like i need to rent my own place and have a driver's license before bothering with girls

Please do not fall into this pattern of thinking. Work on your license and getting a car since it's good for life in general, but by no means think that you need to have a BMW and a nice home or apartment to respond to women - just look at Elliot Rodger.

I don't make much money and I'm about to graduate college at 28 years old. My car is old and nothing special. I also live with my parents but they're leaving the house to me when they pass.

For years I withheld myself since I thought the same way as you. Guess what? Most women really don't give a shit about you having a nice car and a house. Sure you'll attract a lot of women who want you for that purpose, but a good body and decent personality will be enough for most girls to stick with you. Also just try to maintain a positive attitude when you talk about your situation to others.

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>tfw today I swolled my pride and went up to talk to the qt librarian.
>We talked for like 45 minutes, she got me books while we talked and we started talking about personal interests too.
>She always seemed interested and kept the conversation with me going.
>When I got my books to leave she said to me as I was walking out "That was a great conversation!".

Why am I so nervous /fit/, what do I do? I'm confident in everything else but thinking about relationships always worries me.

>>42680595
you're good

play back a little

>>42681644
>give them exactly what they asked for
>they don't want it
r grills a meme?

>>42681842
Shut up, faggot.

>>42681733
Right? Going on omegle with any facial aesthetics is so fun, groups of girls will fawn over you since you're a nice change of pace from all the fat Indian dads jerking off.

I haven't gone on since I got /fit/, but I could imagine it would be a blast.

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>at the tattoo parlor
>it's packed with people
>want to continue my arm
>petite qt3.14 at the counter ask to see it to match me with the most suitable artist
>I am wearing a shirt with long sleeves, cant reveal my arm without taking it out
>proceed to remove it
>see her checking my body up and down
>"...its beautiful...I mean, the tattoo"
>catch her side-eying while I'm putting my shirt back
>she looks troubled as she's setting up the rendez-vous
>parlor is silent as I leave

I'm not even that ripped honestly. But I've gained over 20kg under 4 months and some people dont recognize me. It's kind of weird since I might also be autistic.

>>42682088
20kg is more that 40 lbs...
fit said you can only gain 4 lbs of lean muscle a month unless on roids
2 options left
1. you are fat
2. you roid

>>42682115
>t.virgin

>>42680513
Im 5'8 and have been mired, /fit/ skews things abit but if they didnt remind me im a manlet everyday I wouldnt strive to better

>>42681813
KEK

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>>42682088
>wears long sleeve shirt to tattoo parlor
>thinks he's put on 40lbs of muscle in 4 months
Did you at least tip the receptionist?

>>42682141
>stating facts is now indicative of the amount of sex you have.

I've got that summertime, summertime sadness.

>>42681236
You must be a really chill dude. Just a guy who relaxes in a sauna after a tough workout and then goes to a nice coffee shop wearing a dirty and baggy looking band T

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>>42682115
>>42682198
When I started I was 1m95 for a bit less than 70kg.
I went up to 92kg under 4 months. I never took roids.
I'am part asian (donno how much, maybe 15-25%), and can eat anything without taking weight.
Because of that, I had to basically double anything I ate.
I'am between 14-20% bodyfat.
Would gladly show pics be I'm at work and my phone is pleb-tier-no-camera.

>>42682198
>>wears long sleeve shirt to tattoo parlor
Honestly I wasnt expecting to have to show it and was coming out of work.

>>42680820
i read that and thought he was small
>tfw body dysmorphia

>>42681494
Ur close to ur natty limit tf

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>>42681146
>Dance class
>Normal clothes (meggings)
>normal clothes
>meggings
She was looking at you in disgust

>>42681146
>meggings
neck yourself

>girl with her bf lifting near me
>deadlifting 505 for my 1rm PR today
>walk up to bar
>girl literally stops what she's doing and taps her bf on shoulder and points to me
>"fuark can't fail now "
>get the rep
Lower bar, glance at chick. She's smiling with her jaw dropped.
>bf had to be jelly

Stay mad weakfags, keep telling yourself lifting for strength is stupid

>>42682546
>weakfags

t. Fat fuck

>>42682546
>>42682635
This


On another note I got mired by everyone in this new gym I hooked my cousin up at.

>cousin and I looking for gym at 12 am
>come and find a tiny ass 24 hour fitness
>as we are walking in the receptionist looks at us and immediately ignores him but continues to stare me down
>greet her and start asking about my membership
>she starts stuttering as she talks and keeps staring me in the eyes
>laughing at really shitty jokes I made
>fuck lady you're old
>get him added onto my account
>go downstairs to this tiny shit freeweight area
>proceed to go up to lmao3pl8 squats and all the guys staring
>iamthecaptainnow.jpg
>couple guys tell me I got good form
>laugh and thank them
>as we're walking out some blonde stares at me the whole time like I'm a shiny pokemon
>feelsgoodman.

Ain't even big but I have weird shoulder width. So I look tapered and fit. Also I'm king of manners at 5' 10" and I was in the middle of Asian town. So there's that.

Still fucking think I'm a twink though. My home gym is full of powerlifters and tyrones. And I'm here at a measly 185 16% bf

>>42680513

Yes I'm an ugly manlet and the only time girls give me more than a passing glance is when I'm wearing tank tops. I don't even fucking lift so if you're ripped and have a decent face you have no excuse other than crippling autism.

>>42682712
Implying anyone would mire a 3pl8 squat
Implying anyone would ever critique your form while squatting such average numbers
>shiny pokemon
You are exactly the type of fucking dweeb who gets butthurt while I'm deadlifting 500, squatting 400, and benching 300. I legit walk super close to fags like you on my way to the water fountain. Chest out, walking slow, and act like i dont even fucking notice you. But i can tell you're freaking out on the inside thinking about if I'm going to knock the shit out of you randomly.

Oh yeah, and i AM watching your shitty form and your ego lifting as you try to keep up even though it appears I'm only looking at my phone. I lol so hard on the inside @ ppl like you. Theyre in every gym ive been a member to

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>>42680001
mfw so chill anon turns my gay

>>42683136
(my life)*

fuck you

>>42682931
>being this butthurt because no one mires your fat ass doing your fake numbers

Okay faggot back to your pastas. Gotta work on it.

>>42682931
Found the guy who doesn't lift

>>42680577
Nice gyno fag

Phone sucks dick so cant greentext.
This happened last week...
New receptionist at the gym.
I forgot my membership card so, i had to give her my number (LA Fitness).
On the way out i say thank you.
She say "good night"
It was 10 in the morning.
(Her face after =priceless)

>in gym, working back
>notice new girl qt 9/10 working at desk
>make up a bullshit reason to ask her about something about the gym
>she strikes up conversation, saying she recognizes me from some social event
>10 minutes later I'm back in my workout and some random 14 year old asks me what I do for my shoulders (with her in earshot)
>demonstrate some exercises for him
>bullshit with her a little more before I leave
>she gives me her number

Literally couldn't have worked out any better

>mum says calls me 'muscles'
>Aunt calls me a hunk
>Friend says I'm built and my forearms are huge
>QT1 Says I have the physique of a rower
>QT2 says I have really nice arms and shoulders, starts stroking them

All in the last week tbqh, feels good

>>42680599
You gotta tell him man. Honor code.

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>>42679967
AYYY LMAO

>>42680857
>feminine bf
ahem

>>42681885
>i have also enjoyed this conversation and would like to continue it while we [SHARED ACTIVITY DISCUSSED IN SAID CONVERSATION]

>>42683546
Nah bro chill

>>42682088
Is this pasta or did you tell it before?

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>>42680125
reading this, feels disturbing.

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>>42681813

>6'0" 218lb 21%bf
>there is a group of homeless guys outside my supermarket that I always say hi to
>today when I pass instead of saying hi, they say
>"you're getting too big bro!"
>but inside I feel smaller than ever

Some other ones
>have 14-15 inch forearms, probably over 15 when pumped
>bantering with some calisthenics dudes
>flex my forearm
>"holy shit your forearm is bigger than my whole arm"

Girl ones
>walk in after taking a month off gym
>chick receptionist is there
>"you're looking big and strong anon!"
>tell her I've been off for a month
>"it's working!"

1.5 years ago
>wall into a university club meeting
>chick there asks me
>"did you just come from the gym"
>no why
>"your biceps look big"
>had 14 inch arms then lol was skeleton mode

Also had tonnes of times when I'd have a hectic arm pump in the gym and catch randoms looking, girls, guys, mainly newer gym people

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>In college, currently 19 years old turning 20 in november, 6'0" and 185 pounds
>I hover between 12-15% bodyfat
>Was like 5'5" freshman year high school and like 5'9 senior year
>Dad is 6'1" and mom is 5'6" so parents are wondering why I'm so short
>Massive growth spurt months before uni
>relief.jpg
>One day in section
>My partner is retarded but cute as fuck brunnette sorority girl
>Never does any work and just copies off me pretty much
>Still let her cause I don't want her bad mouthing my frat since our orgs are pretty close
>Section is at 9AM, she brings in a starbucks coffee every single time
>Bitch knocks it over one day all over me
>Wearing jeans and a white tee
>It's hot as fuck
>Immediately go to the sink and splash myself with cold water
>Take off my shirt and ask the TA to not mark me absent while I go back to my dorm and change
>TA is a chubby female grad student, just stammers "o-ok"
>My partner is literally eye fucking me
>I pretend not to notice
>Come back later with a new shirt
>My partner apologizes profusely, acting kinda different than usual
>Usually I'm trying to hook up with every hot girl in my class but I'm always too hungover or tired in this 9AM one
>Kinda blow her off and get back to work
>We end up hooking up at a themed mixer our orgs social chairs collaborated in one weekend
>Held at her srat's satellite house
>Put on my A game and flirted with her back and forth, teasing her about the coffee and just talking about how shitty that class is
>We start making out, go upstairs to one of her sisters' bedrooms and fuck
>Date her for a semester and a half, really fun and wild girl that was surprisingly loyal (to my knowledge)

Pic related is her
Don't ask for more pics, this is one of the few that doesn't show her entire face

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>>42681165
did you fugg her?

>>42681885
WHY THE FUCK are you thinking about relationship faggot!
Think about fucking her like a slut!
Go to her and ask her out, Isolate her and escalate. Fuck her hard and then, only then and that IF SHE text you first day after, you can think about more... no even then you shouldn't. Just think every time about fucking her like a slut she is.
Wish you luck

>>42682261
>amount of sex you have
only Thing that really matter in that life.
Fuck your sadness and go get some pussy

>>42679967
How do I fix my hair? Do I go to one of those girl hairdressers and ask them what's good for me? I feel like I've got no good options with what I have.
I've gotten my hair cut by the same guy my entire life, and I feel like he's good so I don't know what "else" is out there.

>>42680513
i'm 5'6 and get mired but it's mostly girls shorter than me

>>42680818
Good job anon, you made it!

>>42679967

>Upload topless pictures to tinder assuming my body would fool women into liking me.
>It doesn't work.

Women don't care about people's bodies. It's all money and face.

>>42684262
You have abs and an adonis belt though right? Don't tell me you uploaded a "powerlifter" body?

>>42680001
Right, because I totally want to fuck a guy who dresses like a middle school student.

>been apart from wife for 3 1/2 months due to LDR bullshit
>Skype her every day
>started Starting Strength a couple months ago
>decide to wear a tight t shirt one day instead of a usual button down shirt
>skyping her, she mostly just sees my head
>stand up a second to adjust my seat and my shirt
>her hands clap over her mouth and she starting giggling
>she saw my noobgains pecs

Well alriiiiiight

>>42684038
You could show us nudes but edit the photos to not show her face.

>>42684393
Starting Strength is possibly the worst beginner powerlifting routine you could be doing. It simply has way too little upper body volume.

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>>42684275
Well I am a powerlifter, so i'm not super lean

It's not that bad is it?

>>42684416

Haha, there it is

>>42684422
No bro that's peak performance right there, those roasties are just dumb.

>>42684432
If he was wearing a chill hoody then he would be getting all the slits wet, gaurenteed my mans.

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>>42679967
>tfw no thicc burping qt cheerful Venti gf
life is suffering

>girl at my workplace
>25 y, same as me
>blonde, really cute, stacked af
>secretary of the department boss
>always smiles when she sees me
>compliments my training progress (noob gains but w/e)
>flirty when we're alone
>i change deparments which means another part of the city
>wont be able to see her again
>on my last day i made a cake for my team
>they throw a small fareweel party for me (only my team)
>drink a couple beers to exorcise my autism
>grab a piece of cake and head over to her (she's working)
>hand her the cake and tell her that i'm leaving for another department
>she seems sad
>give her my number
>tell her that i really like her and would love to grab a coffee with her sometime
>she blushes and drops her spaghetti
>stutters "i would love to"

>at the gym after work (same day)
>she starts to write me
>we write non-stop over the whole weekend
>she always answers within 30 seconds
>is apparently really into fitness
>also really into movies
>holy shit this might be the one
>after 3 days of constant writing/flirting i ask her if she wants to watch baby driver with me (standard first date right?)
>she responds "sorry i have a boyfriend so watching a movie wont work for me. coffee would be fine though!"

what the fug. i stopped writing but she
keeps writing me, asking me how my day was and shit. someone explain.

>>42684556
You didn't dress chill enough.

>>42684556
That sucks, but c'mon bro, going to the cinema is not a good first date.

>>42680103
send vegana
show bob

>>42680532
>You ready to dance with dyke mazzeti

>>42684556

She probably actually does have a boyfriend, she's just shopping around because she's a cunt.

You probably don't want anything to do with her.

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>>42684505
>tfw

>>42684505

>extra padded pushup bra

High hopes are always crushed

>>42680821
GOT'EEEEEEM

>>42680208
your face is probably a turnoff for women but men will always mire muscles

>>42684556
dont lose it anon!
she wants the D from you, OR you look to much like a Omega faggit and you are the Orbiter she dont want to lose!

You said, you two chated alot... i dont find that good... very important! are you always available for her??
She answer like in 30 sec. you to her?

Ok you stay now cool and text her,
"coffee is fine, we can go where my boyfriend works"
She is goint to Freak out and aks you if you are gay or so.
Write too her, you would love to see her face when reading your text. No coffee is cool if you bring a hot friend with you.

You write those Thing so Show that you are cool with her having a friend. You go out with her for a coffee. Flirt with athor qts and sho her your value. next time she will agree to see a movie with you and then you escalate and make out with her!
Trust me, she will make out with you

>>42680240
9 and 10s look at money gains

>>42680513
I now some good looking manlets that have no trouble getting girls, but those are fit, comfortable with their bodies, confident and extremely funny.
Very rare traits on a manlet if you ask me.

>>42684556
>i ask her if she wants to watch baby driver with me
>fucking baby driver

I'm glad she blew you off

>>42684694
know*

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>>42684630
OY VEY!

>>42681097
>milf with tight jeans
hnnnnngh

>>42680573
Para de delirar Seu Manuel e vá cuidar de sua padaria.

>monday
>coworker from class say that a grill asked him my number
>I give him to he give to her
>everytime I pass near her she looks shy
>she text me at night
>yesterday i came close to her and her friends
>they leave us alone
>we talk about 20 minutes about a lot of things
>pause and we go back to our classes
>she texted me and says i am too shy and cute bcuz of this
>at night we text again
>I go to sleep and say that i will see her tomorrow in college
>her say "give me a hug too" and laughed
>the day is today and i am losing my shit
Lads.....i am I typical anon from /R9K/. What i do? I am so ugly, weak and boring and she looks interested in me for mouths and i never noticed before. I am feeling some fear of losing my khv and i not even know how to kiss.

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>>42680156

>>42682712
>in the middle of Asian town

You should have started your greentext with this. Everything would have made much more sense.

>>42684036
14 inch flexed?

>>42684676
Unironically this

>>42684764
and you not even know how to inglish

>>42680818
Can you post body?

>Be me
>Walk into the gym
>Say hey to the regular gym bro's and hack even some forever small bro's doing barbell curls with too heavy weight
>1/4 of the workout is in
>Brah's come over start asking me how im getting so big while they know im still cutting (Went down from 23.3% to 12.5% in 5 months)
>Duo's and single gym bunnies come in
>I have seen them side peaking and just blatantly staring at me before
>Try to not make eyecontact even though i cant but when i change weight or get my water jug
>Get creaped out and look away
>Can't but think what they are looking at
>Start thinking it might be my pants showing my dick (4.7 inches flaccid im white though)
>Go home try not to think they werent thirsty at all but me imagining things
>But today
>Girl that was already flirting with me 5 months even though i was already with a girl back then is there
>I barely recognise her
>She recognises me though
>Starts giving me advice on my shitty squat form (recovering from knee injury)
>Does everything in here power to socialize with me without her trying to look too desperate


I guess this is good? for the record im 6'3 and have about a 7.5/10 face all these bitches are like 5'3-6'1 ranging from 5/10 to 8/10

>>42684142
What kind of hair do you have? Color, is it thin or thick, straight, etc.?

Getting a haircut that fits the shape of your face is super important. Also, hair products make such a huge difference.

For example, i have thin blond hair (but a lot of it) and clays make it looks dingy AF. However, sea salt sprays or hair spray give it a thick textured look.

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>>42684038
Wow. Same age but you're doing far better than I could dream. Good job anon, have a Gosling.

>>42680506
>sick of being a virgin
how legitimately autistic do you have to be that masturbating with some fat nigger is preferable to masturbating alone?
you people place way too much value on 'muh dik' than is healthy

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>>42680577

>>42685150
I can tell you are a racist because you assume the lady is fat.

>>42684432
Kek

>>42684556
She probably wants to cheat on bf

>>42685284
>because you assume the lady is fat.
>by a stereotypical brick house
that was stated.

>>42684574
At this point, I really respect your dedication to this.

>be me
>someone looks at me
>i think it's a mire
>continue this thinking forever
you're not gonna make it if you don't do this

>>42680573
Fds porque e que nao os fodeste aos dois

>>42684505
ayy lmao

>>42685345
I am not a yank so I don't know what brick house means.

>>42684505
Bitch is fuckin disgusting. She looks like that alien from American Dad.

>>42680001

>I have absolutely 0 self-respect.

>>42681813
Americans... Hope you at least dress in old band t-shirts and baggy jeans to express your laidbackness. Otherwise chicks won't notice you.

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>>42680513
In my personal experience...Not without a good face
Girls only seem to mire me because they feel comfortable doing so, kind of in a "I'd be nervous to tell you but you're not good looking" way
One of my friends is a literal DYEL faggot gender fluid pansexual and he still gets mires purely for his face and height
Then again, I'm not even sure how I would rate myself because in the right light (ie. Instagram worthy selfies) I look handsome but in a candidate, dimly lit photo I look like an ogre

>>42680018
Yes, that is how it feels to be a gigantic faggot. Tell that cunt to fuck off.

>>42680782
>Having a formula this simple

>>42681885
I know that feel bro. It's like I'm not scared of rejection, I'm scared of "taking the plunge" and the uncertainty of what comes next. I'm notoriously horrible at escelating conversation and being clumsy navigating social circles at first, but I also tend to get good at things easy once I'm comfortable with them. I think I'm just waiting for the once in a lifetime girl that makes me get that comfy feel

>>42684584
What's wrong with cinema on a first date?

>>42684699

Lmao this. What a fucking dork

>>42685957
How about the fact that you're sitting in silence not facing each other for 2 hours

>>42686015
This. Had my first (one of only) awkward date in highschool at a movie, my dad drove us there kek, only good thing was that I got my first kiss after.
Things didn't work out though because I was awkward and she had issues I wasn't mature enough to deal with
She liked my muscles though, wanted to give me massages a lot.
>Tfw I still think about her

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>>42679967
Greentext for the lads
>Go to feast in Italian district in my city
>Have some distant relatives that lived there
>See my cousin walk by say hi and ask her if she remembers me from when we were younger
>OMG is that you anon, look at you
>Grabs and squeezes my bicep then rubs her hand up my arm
>You got so handsome anon
>We part, my friends tell me I was in
>tfw

>always been fat as fuck
>been lifting for 2 months
>lost 35 pounds
>been hot as fuck in LA so I'm wearing less layers
>get so many compliments from coworkers start blushing cause no woman has ever complimented me

This has given me so much motivation to get fit as fuck, God it feels so good

>>42686059
it's normal to think about the girls you've been with.
usually you remember only the nice things and since you had some sort of an attachment you miss those good times.
you might know why she was/is shit but your brain still has some emotions left for that person.

>>42682931
HAHAHA holy moly this fucking butthurt.
>le nobody would mire 3pl8 squat

It was LA fitness bud, you ever been in a commercial gym fatso?

>>42684678
True. /fit/ can help you get laid by like 6-7s but if you want long term 8+s consult /biz/

>>42684764

Hug her as if she has told you she wants to receive a hug from you (which she has, you idiot)

>>42686335
>>42684764
and tell her that you wanted it this makes it less awkward and serious and makes you look more fun.

>>42684038
Lolz that pic has been floating around here 5ever m80. Being this insecure you make up a story to fit in on a norwegian underwater fapping forum

>>42686363
tell her that she wanted it*

>>42679967
I grew a full long beard instead of a goatee around 29... girls 19-25 with daddy issues for days. 17 yr old girl lied about her age to try and hook up with me. I knew Chris Hansen was watching though.

pathetic

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Got my first mire on Monday, felt really fucking good
>been fat my whole life
>started lifting seriously at the beginning of last semester
>come back to school this year
>friend of mine while in class asks me if I was lifting all summer
>says arms look a lot better
>say no instinctively because I thought he was gonna make fun of me

First mire and I have to go back and correct myself, was fucking beaming inside it made me so happy that someone else noticed something

>>42681885
>tfw conversationzoned

>>42686432
Congrats anon, keep it up. The hard work does pay off

>>42680513
yes, by short grills

>>42680577
Are you at least white
>inb4 bbc meme

>>42679967
>be me
>eating at the uni cafeteria with friends
>bro of mine have been eyeing this girl for a year now
>the girl is seated next to me
>said girl doesn't like eating her veggies
>I tell her that veggies will maintain her asian beauty
>girl visibly blushes and smiles at me
>look at bro
>his face is Wojak incarnate

>>42686488
>Wojak incarnate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42680595
should have said, yeah bitch ur naughty lets go fuk

>>42686488
cunt

>>42684574
this dude

>>42686432
keep going anon

>>42681146
guys what's a meggings

girls are so hot

>be 5'10 introvert girl in college
>never any male attention besides creepy old dudes
>cute guy in class talks to me and smiles at me

good feel, family

>>42686723
>5'10
manlet alert

>>42686598
>>42686459
I will! I don't plan on stopping, if anything it's only gonna be more serious. Thank you for your kind words anons.

>>42686723
fuck off cunt

>>42686723
Do you happen to be malaysian chinese?

>>42686723
fag

I lost 20kg since May and went from obese to fat
Now i want to start lifting so i can get a strong fit physique. Dont wanna lose more weight because the loose skin shit scares me

>>42682115
Wrong. 200kcal deficit/surplus = 1lb per week. 500kcal = 2lb per week

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I might post a few. Posted this one before

>coming home on train from night out with friend
>get off and decide to head to nearby pub for one last drink
>girl I used to know got off train ahead of us
>noticed us and turns around
>"omg anon is that you??"
>"holy shit you're so handsome now, what happened to you!?"
>feeling my face with her hands and staring into my soul as she says this
>"I can't believe how handsome you are, wow when did that happen!?"
>I jokingly/autistically respond "heh what do you mean, I was always handsome!"
Her reply:
>"uhh... well no not really but holy shit you are gorgeous now!"

Wow thanks bitch
Didn't get her number

>>42681165
making it

>>42682088
stop posting this

>>42679967
>at work, started 2 days ago
>37 yo arab girl with big ass work with me
>she leave in a few days
>we have to lift big tables from a place to another
>do it with another guy
>shes behind me whilei lift the table
>"thats a pretty b... big boy"

sound way better in french "c'est un jolie garç... un grand garçon!"
she have a kid who's tall and fat, thats why she said "boy", i'm 25 and 6'4 propably near 198 lbs now, bulking.

>>42686159
>Italian
>cousin
>was in

Sounds about right.

>>42687288
Fucking hate it when women do that.

I understand you have children but I want to destroy your pussy just like they did coming out. Don't call me boy.

>t.salty because been mired by milfs who act like I'm too young or similar to their kid to want to fuck

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>>42687216
Yesterday
>walking around city with friend
>see big group of Scandinavian-looking tourists sitting on the ground eating lunch
>one girl notices us
>smiles at me as we walk the whole way from one end of the street to the other
I suppose it counts as a mire, she was cute although the entire group looked as if they hadn't washed for a week.

Day before yesterday:
>walking home
>take shortcut through park
>girl sitting on bench, vaping and holding a little dog in her lap
>keeps looking up at me as I approach
>as I pass she says "hello gorgeous"
I like to think she meant it for me but was pretending to talk to the dog

>>42684393
>wife
>3.5 months
>LDR
Maybe Im just projecting hard but isnt that retarded

>>42684556
You were too specific, girls like being surprised so asking them on a date with set hours and goals like a formal event is a turn off. Also, cinema is a really bad first date.

>I have a boyfriend
Don't cuck the guy, even if she dumps him to be with you she will do that to you later on

>>42680661
Don't be a manletto

>be me chubby/little ugly thru out highschool
>became social retard towards women because of low self esteem
>never really spoke to any of them thru out the years
>disgusted of myself
>went on diet/excercise 3 yrs str8 after highschool
>lost all the weight strong jaw/high cheekbones activated
>get mired from everywhere I go, realize I wasn't really ugly after seeing how ugly the average person is
>jej
>see girls from Hs in random places
>98% of them fucken fat/ugly now just like the rest of the people who went
>disgusted of them
>one of em who I never even spoke to or even came close to in life came up to me (she use to be a 7.5 now is a 6)
>omg anon how r u
>in my head trying not to tell her she looks like a disgusting ugly pig
>say doin great as I walk by and don't say anything else, or even look at her.
>lol

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>>42686723

Good for you. Talk to him more.

>>42686723
>be girl
>don't have any interests of your own
>probably don't even work out
>be surprised noone's talking to you
hmmmm

>>42687856
>feeling so superior to others that you litterally hate them just because you entertain a hobby that they don't

That's the problem with autists that pick up /fit/, they literally think they become a better person than everyone else automatically.
Which by itself, true or not, is already a disgusting personality trait.

>>42687856
this is when you make it

>join a friend (we studied together but are from different cities) and his social group on a vacation
>a couple couldn't make it so he asked me if I'm interested on a short notice
>all cool people but I am the only single one on the trip
>met some girl at the bar and brought her back to our house
>we fucked and I went to the bathroom to throw away the condom and take a piss
>I thought everyone was asleep so went to the bathroom completely naked, dick still hard
>as soon as arrived at the bathroom the door opens and one of the guys gf stands in front of me
>she looks up and down, eye contact again and at this momen she realized what is happening and what she just did
>"I'm sorry"
>I was kinda drunk so I reacted 'confident' I guess, did not hide my erection, no apology
>on the next day she avoided me, blushed when my buddy asked how it went yesterday after they left the bar
>on the last day whole group was drunk and we had a chance to talk
>I apologized and made fun of the situation, "You are not a maiden, nothing you haven't seen before" (not sure if translated correctly)
>"Yeah but I still liked what I saw"
>took her a moment again to realize what she just said and she blushed again

No sex. Not going to fuck the gf of a friend.

>>42687923
not the person you replied to but
what if i was all ready a better person before i even started lifting?

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>work at a gym
>this girl and her boyfriend come in occasionally
>day off but still came in to work out
>they show up
>catch her staring at me every now and then
>mfw it's great until I realize how dodgy it could make work

If it wasn't for the fact I worked there, it wouldn't be so nerve wracking.

>>42684556
she wants to know you better. Of course she won't dump her bf for a stranger.
Strangely girls just don't get it that telling guys about their bf is the hugest turn off in existence

>>42687968
People that walk around and think they are better than others to the point where they have trouble with dealing them nicely are mentally ill and by no means "good people".
Unless someone is literally a piece of shit to you or others there is absolutely ko reason to hate them or look down on them - especially not because of physical traits that you have and they don't.

>super cute girl at workplace is giving me signals of interest and im too beta to ask her out
jfmsu famalam

how should i go about it?
i was thinking about just asking her for coffee after work, or asking for her number outright

idk

>>42687958
Cuck that fucker or forever be a pussy

>>42687216
why didn't you ask her to come along to the pub? Unsatisfying story, bro

>>42687958
Good man.

Fuck the bf instead

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>>42688083
>implying any mire stories have a satisfying ending
Welcome to /fit9k/

I hadn't even mentally processed the conversation until I was already in the pub, it was so abrupt and out of the blue. Didn't know what the fuck was going on. Had a good laugh about it afterwards

>>42688026
you're thinking physical i'm thinking mental.
I don't hate people unless they give me a reason, hell i rarely hate people, but i do dislike people, most of them to be honest because they're garbage.

family member I havnt seen for a year thought I was juicing

>>42680820
>5'6 160lbs 10%bf
>still feel not big enough
>ppl telling me not get bigger
>just started anavar too, first steron ever
I think i have body dismorphia

>>42680599
Then don't. Unless you guys are friends you don't owe him shit. Just don't involve yourself with her again.

>>42685627
She looks like that because she's 1/8 Negroid.

>>42687923
It's not even about feeling superior, you know how life goes man if that was the case ugly nerds would be fucking 7s and up. I don't care how they look didn't really effect me back then doesn't effect me now. C'mon get Ur head out Ur ass man

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>be me, skinny-fat dyel
>friend who now lifts for 6 months brought me to /fit/
>lifting for 1 1/2 months
>progressing well on front squats and diddly
>have better front squat
>he mires quads, tho he is more ripped
>mfw

>>42680240
ooo weee

>>42688442
I kek'd

>>42680513
My nephews are like 5'6" but they get a lot of good looking girls

>>42685284
I can tell you're a pathetic cuck subhuman because there is nothing wrong with racism. Also you're fucking retarded to say you didn't know what "built like a brick house" means because you're not American. Anyone in Europe at least would understand unless they were disabled like you.

>>42688250
Explain how and why you chose anavar

Trying to find out beginner stuff.
Asking for a friend

>>42688205
People aren't garbage just because they don't persue the same hobby as you do.
You might think you are a disciple wonder because you eat right and exercise, but in fact there are a millions things more impressive to achieve in life and many of the people you look down to probably have achieved more than you.

>>42679967
Happened today
>be me at the gym
>earphones in
>girl stands behind me
>notice she's talking to me, gesturing towards a bench behind me
>didn't hear what she said but assumed she asked if I was using the bench
>move my head towards her and say "nup" and then quickly return to neutral position
>she takes the bench but barely moves it so it's still pretty close to where I'm standing
We're all gonna make it brehs

>>42681255
a++ would read again nice job bro

>>42688547
i'm not talking hobbies mate, i'm talking behaviour, people are garbage, they don't think of others they act only to get something out of it.
Seen a lot of kind people lately? didn't think so.

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>be me
>have good v-taper, but still dyel
>be in school with dyel friend, waiting for class to start
>wearing slim fit that day
>suddenly three lolis approach
>they asked me if I can do a handstand for them
>tfw i know i can't do it
>ask my dyel friend if he can do one
>he can't, but says that i look like i should definitely be able to do one
>the lolis ask why i have these muscles then
>implying having hyperthropy means that you should be able to do a handstand
>they go away giggling a little bit
>feeling like i've made it and haven't made it at the same time
>still a good mire
>buddy constantly says I'm getting mired all day (but mostly by him)
>mfw i'm literally autistic

>>42688758
nice read

>>42688758
Ask your buddy to mire your benis

>>42688030

yes do one of those things. But remember anon, it's all in the delivery

good luck, dont be a pussy

>>42687406
It's pretty fucking twisted when you think about it afterwards.

>Oh wow anon you have such broad shoulders!
>Wow anon you have very nice eyes !
>Literally feel back muscles or biceps
>I have a son about your age blah blah blah....

I know you are mirin so why are you bringing up your son? Fucking weird man, maybe it's just a way to stop them from acting on thoughts, maybe a defense mechanism?

>>42688030
yeah do it man I believe in you

>>42688933
>defense mechanism

That's something I never thought of. I wonder if that applies to women who bring up their boyfriends in convos

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>tfw living my life through these stories, knowing I would never get mired irl

>>42689092
Not with that attitude.

>>42682931
tfw they lift for looks, not strength and don't give you a second of thought while you angst inside your head like a teenager with inferiority-superiority complex.

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It's not much, but it means a lot to me.

>be me four months ago
>just had a breakup and dyel mode
>confidence and self-esteem at an all time low
>decide to turn my life around

>last weekend had a tournament
>made loads of progress but still haven't made it
>know a lot of people, but haven't seen them since november
>tfw bros making good natured jokes about me not fitting through doors, steroids and the like
>tfw talking to a grill about an injury on my arm, she squeezed my shoulder and said 'at least that still looks fine to me'

My ex was there too. Don't think she noticed me. I suppose that shouldn't matter anymore. I notice myself now at least, and that's the only thing that should.

One day we're all going to make it, right?

>>42685150
Literally the most autistic people here are the actual white supremacists. You cannot seriously think you're capable of acting normal when in your free time you call people niggers, subhuman, kikes etc. unironically

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>>42689350
>white supremacists
>he unironically doesn't understand that white nationalist is not the same thing as supremacist
>he doesn't know it's scientific fact that Whites are more evolved than the other races
>has a problem with niggers, subhumans and kikes being called what they are
Oh no, did the little bitch boy get lost on its way to Reddit? Not only are you actually the autistic one, you're also on a white nationalist website. Get lost.

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This was kind of a mire I guess?

>Be me on a Sunday
>Go to pick up a BBQ order from the restaurant
>Walk in
>Group of like three girls and one dude who are waiters there chatting it up
>They see me
>Waiting for my order
>The topic of their discussion turns to muscles, and one of the girls starts chalking up her boyfriend and comparing him to me as I'm standing five feet away.
>My order finally comes up
>Guy pushes the girls out of the way to bring me my order
>Mumbles out what I ordered, won't look at me.

>Walk out
>Mfw

Pretty sure the dude was intimidated by me or something, he was super skinny and a foot shorter than me.

>>42684162
Same, do you know how hard it is to be into tall girls when you're a manlet? Shit sucks

>>42681140
some fucking autist actually fell for the bait and replied lmfao

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>>42689314
right, keep improving yourself man

>>42679967
>i started lifting, got into fashion, and started fixing my hair.

FUCK WOMEN.

>>42688933
>>42689060
>defend mechanism
Probably makes sense. In their minds they're trying to reason with themselves not to act on whatever they're feeling

>oh I have a boyfriend so I can't act on my impulse of wanting to swallow your load
>Oh I have a son your age so I can't possibly have sex with your hot chiseled body because you remind me of him

But deep down they know they're whores. Just gotta break the barrier. How do we achieve this?