Face Thread

>>42677202
mewing

>>42677202
>gum chewing
Really?

Also I need this. I'm skinny fat and cant gain muscle. Not sure what to do. Got fat around my neck too.

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OP from the Chad thread here. Who else is perfect facial aesthetics?
Thinking about going into modeling what do you autistic betafag NEETs think?

>>42677278
wtf is mewing? like making cat sounds?

>>42677483
you look like you're holding in a turd after mexican food

>>42677483
your skull is tiny and your sucking in your cheeks, next

>>42677300
no gum chewing is a meme

>>42677483
That retarded cap. Just wow.

>>42677516
>>42677532
>No pics
Incels confirmed

Why do I look like a chad in profile angle pics but look like a total moonface in straight foward face pics?

>>42677483
You look like someone penetrates you for the first time.

>>42677559
>Can't criticize perfect facial aesthetics so resorts to ridiculing a normal hat
Cuckfirmed

>>42677577
You're probably pretty familiar with that look aren't you faggot?

>>42677483
Why is the picture so blurry

>>42677693
Zoomed in for face thread

>>42677483
>>42677483
sucking in ur cheeks like a fag. lmao

>>42677717
>Everyone with defined cheeks is sucking in
Apparently Mike O'Hearn in the OP is sucking his in as well?

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>>42677483

>gets called out for balding
>puts on a snap back immediately after

HAAHAHAHAHAH

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>>42677782
KEK finally some good bantz thx m8!
Minoxidil in the mail so we're gonna see if that works.

>>42677202
>what else
Non stop anxiety - induced jaw clenching. When I chew you can see the muscle above my temples flex. Comes with its own problems though.

>>42677483
>sucking in cheeks
>face asymmetrical
>eyebrows asymmetrical
>weird jew nose
>tiny head
>brown eyes

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>>42677202
Not me

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>>42677202
This is probably one of the best looking men I've ever seen.

>>42679363
All natty too

>>42679363
he claims natty too

>>42677483
Sick bait bruv

>>42679370
I thought so. It's god damn marvelous.
>>42679380
Yeah, I think he is.

>>42679339
if that's you im mirin no homo would succ

>>42681125
What are the two words in that post?

>>42679363
>>42679370
>>42679380
>>42679397

>Mike O'Hearn
>natty

this nigga will pin M/W/F and will tell u he's natty on Tuesday ffs

>>42677483
suck in those cheeks like you suck dick faggot. Its so sad when you can spot a skinny cunt just by the photo. Neck urself you worthless fuck

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>>42681660
ahh these are the responses that give me incentive to keep casting my bait. Thank you KEK