Chimp McGregor

I'm just imagining all of /fit/ trying to slag McGregor off to his face

>S-s-sorry c-c-onor

>>42677188
why would we be stuttering? Is it because its difficult to get breath whilst laying down - the only way we can speak face to face ?

>>42677208
No because he would scare the shit out of you and you know it

>>42677239
absolutely scared to death of McTapout serial LOOSER. Sad! Guy is dyel, looks straight out of the potato famine

>>42677322
I'd put alot of money on him knocking you out in one hit

What's with all the hate on Conor on this board?
He's an inspiration desu

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>>42677347
then you'd end up broke and on welfare like your idol

>>42677400
I bet show us a timestamped picture of you Mr I could take out a professional cage fighter

>>42677383
He's a weak ass whiteboi, kinda like you

nothing you can say will unfuck your hero cletus. blacks will RULE THE WORLD just like they did before evil whitey enslaved us to make up for his small penis!

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>>42677413
mad?

>>42677446
What a surprise you can't because you're talking out your ass

>>42677421
See ya at the day of the rope nigger

>>42677433
>mudhut detected

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>>42677451

>>42677153
>having confidence = subhuman
>walking with a swagger = subhuman
>tattoos = subhuman
>promiscuous sex = subhuman
>literally anything that is not compatible with a mind numbingly boring white suburban god-fearing nuclear family = subhuman

Why do all of you stupid nerds have a broomstick permanently shoved in your ass?

>>42677451
Anyone could probably fuck up your overrated potato nigger manlet. Grow up instead of defending your weak ass idol on an online image board you faggot

>>42677479
I'm not even a McGregor fan but literally any cage fighter would batter you

>>42677460
See you when your wife is taking this BBC in your bedroom instead of your tiny whiteboi dick, cracker

>>42677522
Let's be honest you're not even black

>>42677479
>Talks about growing up
>Spends his day shitposting on an anonymous, homo-erotic image board because he has nothing else going on in his life.
Kek the only one who needs to grow the fuck up is your shitposting ass you fucking loser.

>>42677472
Still waiting on that pic

>>42677539
No but he wants a black dude to fuck his wife

>>42677539
This, and that goes for every single post on this website made in the same tone

>>42677517
Yeah, you maybe since youre weak.
>>42677542
You act like I can go anywheres. It's raining badly outside you retard. Stop self reflecting so hard

>>42677400
>one punch
>instant KO
>fallst to pavement
>dies
lmao

>>42677570
Please tell me what you gain from shitposting the same shit everyday. Honestly how sad is your life, m8? Do you even fucking lift? Do you have friends? Do you have a fwb or a gf? Do you at least have a job that isn't retail? You've got an Anon asking you for pics and you refuse to post any. Your entire persona is made up of lies. You sit there making excuses and coming up with le witty meme replies that we've all heard before. Honestly, get your shit together you literal loser.

>>42677153
Only problem with Conor is he's til big for feather weight and too small for Lightweight

>>42677630
>Honestly how sad is your life, m8?
It's pretty great honestly
>Do you even fucking lift?
Yes for 7 years
>Do you have friends?
I have quite a few but not alot
>Do you have a fwb or a gf?
I have a gf. We've been together for 1 1/2 years
>You've got an Anon asking you for pics and you refuse to post any.
Nobody asked me you shitposting loser. I'm not the other dude

I rarely come here anymore but I used to alot when I was younger but since I'm shut in from the hurricane, i just decided to come on here and fuck with losers that thing they're better than other people (aka you)

>>42677695
You gonna post a pic of your body too or nah? Usually the guys who talk about "fucking with losers" are the biggest losers in the thread. Successful people don't have the time to "fuck around with losers" so you can stop with the lying right there, kid.

>>42677735
>Successful people don't have the time to "fuck around with losers"
I do have time, didn't you read my post? I am shut in and can't go anywheres because of hurricane harvey. I couldn't go to work today so I decided to visit here for some nostalgia but it's just a shitfest. Anyways I would post a picture of myself anywheres except for 4chan.
>inb4 "ur lyin xDDD"
What do I have to gain by lying to some 15 year old on a anonymous image board? Lol

>>42677239
>this fucking guy

If nothing else that match with Mayweather proved Connor has no striking power and since he's ground game is shit I think I'm safe.

>>42677476
This tbqh, and i hate mcgregor

>>42677476

Yeah dude, liking white women and girls with curves is also subhuman. The only way you can be a true /patrician/ is to devote yourself to a waifu and waste away as a human being until the damage is irreversible.

>>42677794
Yes because you are comparable to one of the best boxers of all time, fucking muppet

>>42677789
Ah, of course "anywhere but 4chan" yes, I'm sure anons would be clamoring to find out who you really are. You're just like those low self-esteem shitposters who pop up in CBTs and try to rip on the anons who posted pics of themselves all the while you aren't willing to post shit cause you know you can't back up anything you say. Too bad Harvey didn't kill you, maybe next time. Don't come back. The fewer shitposters the better.

>>42677860
You should learn how to shitpost better instead of self reflecting so hard. Anyways harvey didn't even hit my area bad, it didn't even flood but everywhere is shut down and the area around my work place got flooded pretty badly

>>42677695
Lies
Nothing but filthy niggerjewcuck lies

>>42677962 see >>42677789

>>42677953
>Self-reflecting meme
Nigga this is about YOU. Work on your reading comprehension. If you aren't going to post your body (which you apparently say is the result of 7 yrs of lifting) with your face at least blurred out then shut your lying ass up. I swear every single one of you shitposters come from the same damn bucket of crabs. You talk about being successful and then I find out where you live and come to realize that you're either a dyel loser or a fat loser. Back up your claims or shut your ass up.

>>42677517
Weight classes exist for a reason

>>42677852
I'm not but we're talking about Connor. He's not even mediocre.

>>42678076
I already told you. I'm not gonna post anything on 4chan that could tie in who I am with 4chan, "nigga".

>>42678128
Then shut your low self-esteem having ass up, BOY.

>>42678153
I will when you stop replying, nigger

>>42678128
>>42678185
People won't find out who you are if you don't show your face. You just don't want to post your bod because you know you look like shit despite -- apparently -- lifting for 7yrs. And once people see you look like shit every thing else your "successful" ass listed will be thrown out the window and you'll come across as another lying shitposter with too much time on his hands.

>>42678076
imagine getting this mad on 4chan

>>42678249
imagine spending the majority of your day on 4chan

>>42678128
>Not scared of Conor McGregor scared of a bunch of basement dwellers knowing who you are

>>42678249
cope, he's absolutely right
>>42678128
let's be real that's not the real reason, you look like hammered dogshit and you know it

if your body reflected years of lifting you would remove details that may identify you and post it

>>42677153
I'm still coming to terms with the fact that he earned over a hundred million just like that.
That's more than some countries gdp.

>>42678238
>>42678334
Haha I bet I look better than both of your fat added anyways it's ok to cope by hating on people better than you, it's natural ;)
>>42678326
Never said I wasn't

>>42678511
You post a pic and I won't have a problem posting mine, Mr. "Success" kek it's already pretty pathetic seeing someone who is supposedly successful spend his free time browsing a homo-erotic image board. Shit if I was as successful as you say you are this place would be the last place I would be browsing, especially while dealing with the aftermath of a hurricane. Again, what the fuck are you doing with your life, kid?

>>42677208

how does it feel knowing that he made more money than you in one night than in your entire life

>>42677153
no, everyone knows all the pre-fight stuff was just show, fight was partially show and floyd was definitely better which is normal since he is boxer and mgregor is not
only retards will overreact over this and come with idiotic conclusions

>>42678587
Get better reading comprehension skills, kid. You're just basically repeating yourself and I already answered all your arguments in that post

>>42678678
You are talking to various people on this thread. I've repeated myself twice, let's not act like you haven't been repeating yourself either from the mid-point onwards. You scared of a bunch of "losers", boy?

So everyone that browses /fit/ regularly is bent? 2 minutes on here and the denial is palpable. The guy ripping on McGregor is simultaneously wanking himself of at his pictures. Fucking queers the lot of you

>>42678716
I haven't really been repeating myself, but you on the other hand....anyways I've already answered your pathetic rebutals so I'm pretty sure I have nothing else to say to you

>>42678770
This is current /fit/ now. It would be a lot better without retards like this
>>42677208
>>42677322
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>>42677479
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>>42677570
We literally have to deal with a thread like this every couple of days, more often now due to the fight. It would be one thing if these people were actually creative but they aren't. It's the same low-level brow shit every. Fucking. Day.

>>42678834
(You)

>>42677476
Welcome to nu-/4chan/, home of the neo-Puritans. A truly bizarre turn of events, culturally speaking.

>>42678803
>I haven't really been repeating myself
I would ask you to reread your own shitposts but I know your ass isn't going to do that. You're done, right? Good. I was kind of hoping to rip you apart once you posted a pic of your dogshit-tier body but I guess I was hoping too much of a modern day /fit/ shitposter. Living in denial is easier I guess. Fuck off now and go make another shitposting thread.

>>42678875
>your dogshit-tier body
Why do you like talking about yourself so badly? It's pathetic, but I don't know what I expected from you out of all people

>>42677476
>>42678864
It's pretty amazing considering 4chan just 7 years ago was full of fedora liberals that constantly bashed on conservatives.

If I had to guess, the shift was due to a decent number of the userbase being underage contrarians.

>>42679030
You pretty much just took what I said and switched it around. Are you 18? Is that honestly the best a successful man can come up with? How pathetic can you get, m8?

>>42677446
At least mcgregor can read his insults posted on asian basketweaving forum, he has mayweather beat there at least, just like mayweather beat his wife

>>42679030
Nigga aren't you supposed to be leaving

>>42679067
Im 21, but it's ok I know you're definitely not 18. It's hilarious to fuck with retarded 14 year olds with no lives online lol

>>42679139
I'm 22, m8. Idk about the other guy but I know damn well you aren't successful.

>>42679160
>I know damn well you aren't successful.
Im not you. Anyways I don't see why anyone would lie on here out of all places

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>>42677153
His life story is a inspiration on its won aside from his public show.

I read he worked as a plumber or some shit trying to survive and train, and then was totally broke living off welfare until he landed him a good fight or something and won like 100k over night.

Shit is crazy where life can take you. Bless up McGregori can't even blame him for making a show just to get paid so much.

>>42679176
>Anyways I don't see why anyone would lie on here out of all places
BAHAHAHAHA how many lies are you going to tell us today? Your last lie was that you had nothing more to say to me yet here you are. This is not the behavior of a successful man. An insecure loser on the other hand..

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>>42679195
This desu. But his body looks weird but I can't put my finger on why it does, prolly the weird chest and shitty tats

>>42679241
>An insecure loser on the other hand..
Like you? You just basically keep describing yourself, it's getting boring and pathetic honestly and it's kinda sad that you lied and said "I'm not the other guy when you were indeed samefagging pretty hard

>>42679272
There you go repeating yourself again like I was, huh? You can keep thinking you're talking to one person all you want, once more, this is not the behavior of a successful man. I have called out your shitty reading comprehension more than once. I'm not the one making claims, you were. From the very beginning. This conversation is about you, kid, not me. Keep coping. Until you deliver on your body AT THE VERY LEAST then you're nothing more then a butt-blasted shitposter who wants to have the last word like the small child you are.

>>42679340
>There you go repeating yourself again
And you're not? You're a joke kid, and a bad one at that. I knew people on /fit/ were gay, but holy shit u take it to the next level since you keep harassing me to see my body lol I'm not providing you with more fap material so you can touch your prepubescent 4 inch weenie to

>>42678511
then post a pic, and i will post mine in response and we can see how much better you look :^)

>>42679055
>7 years ago was full of fedora liberals that constantly bashed on conservatives.
Bull fucking shit. 4chan was anti-Bush and anti-War in Iraq. It didn't go any deeper than that.

>>42679386
Kek keep being afraid of the "losers" on 4chan, boy.
>harassing
You're the one that said you have a nice body and have been lifting for 7yrs. What are you waiting for. No one is asking you to post a pic of your house (which is really your parents house), no body is asking you to post a pic of your gf or a screenshot of the numbers you have in your bank account. This is /fit/ so we're waiting for that bod pic with your face cut out or blurred. Why are you being such a little bitch about this?

>>42679230

Plumbing pays well, at least in the UK and Ireland, and he quit to leech of his family and the government in a middle class part of Dublin. Hardly a struggle.

>>42679444
>Why are you being such a little bitch about this?
Yeah, why are you? Also I don't have a house I live in an apartment. ANWYAYS I've already answered your whole post in previous posts of mine. You're a joke m8

>>42679518
Good, now you're finally admitting that you aren't as successful as you claimed. I guess you're a man after all. That wasn't so hard, was it?

>>42679252
He's got long arms for his frame, long legs, combined with very broad shoulders and kinda small pecs and lats. Great build for an outboxer, which is what his MMA striking is built around.

>>42679549
I never claimed I was successful, you did. Anyways i don't see how having a apartment equates to not being successful. I'm 21 what the fuck do you expect me to own? A mansion?

>>42679577
His shoulders look more narrow than broad imo

>>42677433
How did niggers lose control of the world if they were so strong, noble, and intelligent to begin with? Unless swords and spears are smarter than guns

>>42679580
You were claiming to be successful from the very beginning. What the fuck are you talking about. Again, re-read your fucking posts. Holy shit you're dumb af no wonder why your ass is living in an apartment.

>>42679627
>Holy shit you're dumb af
Apparently you are since I never said "I'm successful" learn to read you dumb nigger and since you allegedly 23 (we all know you're just an angsty 14 year old though) whatdo you live in? A 30 million dollar mansion? You kids don't understand that you have to start somewhere also I'm planning to buy a house when I get married with my currently gf if everything goes smooth

>>42679651
I'm 22 you short-term memory fuck and I live in a house. Hurricane Harvey is literally life trying to take your stupid ass out. Good thing another batch of rain is heading your way. Hopefully it gets the job done. That entire post of yours was you coping and justifying your current situation. Just lmao is the lil shitposter getting mad?

>>42679734
>Just lmao is the lil shitposter getting mad?
Hahaga Literally you are the only one thats mad. Anyways I live in the 3rd floor for an apartment so I'm not gonna get any flood water in my apartment and it didn't even flood badly where I'm at. You gotta try harder than that to make someone mad, kiddo

>>42679774
>I'm n-not mad
>Posts this >>42679651
Okay m8. Best I can hope for is that you catch a parasite or die in a car accident in the near future. Fingers crossed tbqh, although that car accident is more likely than anything else.

>>42679877
I don't see how I come off as mad, but I wouldn't expect an angsty sociopathic teen to understand feelings

>>42679961
I don't expect an autistic 21yr old to see how >>42679651 >>42679774 this shit makes him come across as mad. I feel bad for your gf (if you even have one).

>>42678864
I started it

>>42679513
This. The fucker is a leech. He didn't have any struggles he didn't bring upon himself.
>great job
>fuck that, I'mma live off of neetbuxs
>turns out his family won't give into his shit
>start getting money out of his women
>is applying for payday loans like a chucklefuck
>punches somebody
>six figure paycheck
>now
>gets punched by a real SOME BODY
>gets an eight figure paycheck

Conner McCucker isn't a rags to riches, he's a delusional neet that won the lotto.

>>42680101
Youre the only autistic mad person here hahaha you're a joke bro just stop already, or actually, no, keep going, in getting a shit ton of laugh out of your stupidity and retardation

>>42677153
>chimp mode
Makes sense with a nigger nose like that. What they say about the Irish having African DNA must be right

>>42680273
>Getting so mad that you eventually abandon proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
>Lied before only to get btfod, and was forced to tell the truth regarding some aspects.
>Talks about being successful and looking down at "losers" but lives in an apartment.
>Is more afraid of a bunch of neckbeards than he is of McGregor.
>Calls people retards and niggers but lacks reading comprehension, has symptoms of short-terms memory and can't spell for shit.
The only one who is having a laugh here is me.

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>>42680384
>gets bfto'd so hard he/she has to resort to talk about grammar, punctuation, and spelling and keeps repeating himself/herself
Pathetic

>>42677153
Mcgregor lost a fight to a 40 year old man. He got punched 6 times in a row without blocking, by a 40 year old man. Connor is sad, that is sad! Hes very low energy. Sad!

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>>42680416
>The conversation has become so boring because both of us have said all there is to say that now we're just shitposting.
SAD

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>>42680565
>some frog posting loser that couldve gone outside the whole day just sits on his fat ass and posts on 4chan telling people he hopes they die and asks to see their body countless times
Sad and gay

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>>42680615
>Spent my day lifting like this fag should have done and now I'm working on nursing shit while this faggot is probably sitting around in a dark room with rain pouring outside talking to me.
LOSERRR

>>42680662
So talking shit to people you don't know online = spending your day lifting? That's sad bro anyways I couldn't even go to the gym even if I wanted to. Today was a rest day too

>>42680718
I have a cellphone, m8. Browse the net during my rests. It's 2017 AD not 2004. Get with the times, grandpa smfh. You're alright though

>>42680771
>that one spergy smelly dyel autist that browses fit during while he's at the gym
Youre supposed to be working out, not on your phone. When will dyels learn?

>>42680822
>He doesn't look for the right track to listen to while he's leaving humanity behind.
Harvey has come for you, m8.

>>42677188
>to his face
Why would I be kneeling talking to him?

>>42677239
I'm not saying I could beat him, but I'm 6ft 6in with a much longer reach and waaay out of his weight class.
I've got nothing to be afraid of and it's not like I'd get laughed at by my mates if he knocked me out.