How do I avoid looking like obese beta who can't lift wife?

>>42673593
Don't be fat

Protip: if you're an ugly fuck, NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. Notice that baby? It's forever tied to that man because he refused a condom. Have fun being an "alpha" with our children

>>42673593
Don't be fat, lift, do deadlifts.

I'd volunteer if all i did was carry around sub-100lb asians in leggings.

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>>42673593
Imagine if this husband and father could've seen this picture 3 years ago and could've known "In 3 years a natural disaster will destroy your home and flood your town. You will have a wife and newborn that need rescuing. Will you be fat and useless so that another man has to do your job for you or strong and athletic enough to carry your family out of danger?"

The FAQ answers your question OP.

>>42673632
I would smash that tho.

Like im not big into the whole alpha/beta thing, but fuck me that is one of the most emasculating pictures i have ever seen.

Gonna go DL so i can lift my future family.

>>42673593

This is the ultimate test to see if you're Chad or you're Brian. For whatever reason women get unimaginably wet if you rescue her from some emergency situation, but dry up like the Mojave desert if you run away without her. This is true regardless if there's actual danger or not.

If there's an earthquake, a fire, or a shooting, just pick up the nearest young female and get out, by the time you're safe, she's going to be clinging to you and rubbing her now slimy underwear against your arm.

>>42673937
> get locked up for abducting a qt during disaster

>>42673593
>fat guy with a qt wife
>tfw skinny and no gf

>>42673783
>In 3 years a natural disaster will destroy your home and flood your town

That's enough time to relocate in advance, without having to do any pushups or pretend that broccoli is a food.

>>42673997
The point is that he would need to protect his family and get them to safety using his own strength. A natural disaster is just one example for that same basic situation.

>>42673your
What is people's problem with veggies?

>>42673970
Vietnamese men are alpha even when fat and short, you can't compete

>>42673997

Thats not the point, hes not a man at this piont. Hes just another piece of the stock in texas, the only difference between him and the steers is that they slaughter the steers for their money, they let him suffer.

I hope she leaves him desu.

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>>42673624
perfect fedoraposting

>>42673593
>That hair
JUST

>>42673593
She's gonna starfish from now on feeling nothing until she finally cheats with a white man who reminds her off Him.

This is unrecoverable emasculation

The water is below knee height - why isn't she walking?

>>42673593
>Me on the left

>>42674337
Cucks do what women want. She wanted to be carried and there happened to be a cuck around to do it.

>>42673997
You're a fucking weak willed forever-alone virgin. Have fun being a loser your entire life.

Fyi, broccoli is most certainly a food, it's good and healthy for you you hotpocket eating,wimp.

>>42674409
She could have already been injured you nerd

>>42674457

I wont argue that broccoli is good for you, I lost a lot of weight on chicken/broccoli/rice dinners, but broccoli is pretty fucking gross all things considered. Brussels sprouts are a much better alternative.

>>42673838
Thats what i meant dumbshit

>>42673593
>carrying your wife's shoes while another man carrys your wife

Holy shit, this is painful to look at

how did that fat ugly shit chink get with thd qt asian?

>>42674277
Who is she going to leave him for? You see that kid in her arms? That's what we in the business call baggage. You want to raise your wife's son, m8?

Nah, her best bet is to dead fish or pretend she has a head ache when she's sleeping with him and instead get knocked up by a white guy (or even some alpha gook if they exist) and have him raise that kid also

>>42674585

Give the kid to the dad in the divorce, start over with better imput stock.

>>42674597

input stock*

>>42674541
he's got her purse too lel

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>>42674585
So if your wife has your child, you can stop trying to be a good protector all because "Who is she going to leave me for? You see that kid in her arms? That what...blahblahblah"

You'd still be a shame of a man, a husband, and protector. You think no woman has ever left a man she has a child with? Her leaving him isn't even the worst thing, imagine how it is for the man to know he's failed as a protector. Another man took his place. She could still resent the loser and be drawn to a better protector.

Don't be weak.

>>42674704
Not to mention she'd take the child from you

>>42674513
>she could have already been injured

She might have broken a nail!!!

Get a Chinese child sized wife

>>42673593

I dunno if you lads have ever been around a young new mother, but I can p much guarantee the baby bag, purse, and bugout bag the husband is carrying is heavier than the wifey and kid.

I don't know what the fuck new moms put in those fucking baby bags but god damn

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>>42674775
I bet you that alpha SWAT Chad could carry the woman, baby, and bags no problem.
Probably have a conversation with the qt throughout as well.

>>42674775
dyel-tier post

>>42673937
>For whatever reason women get unimaginably wet
it's because there was a flood

>>42674859
kek

>>42674807

Oh for sure

Alpha Chad was just bro enough to be like

"Look man I need you to take the '''heavy''' shit and just let me take your wife and child, I might need you to come back and '''spot''' me too so just hurry up to the shelter over there and don't think about this too hard."

>>42674814

Naw dog, I'm saying that wife maybe weights 90 lbs.

>>42674775
We are ashamed for this husband not because he didn't carry enough weight, but because he didn't carry his wife and child. It's about the gesture, and the implications of another man sweeping your wife off her feet while you do nothing but watch. not about him carrying too little weight. Your post was poorly thought out, and added little to the conversion.

>>42674979
>added little to the conversion

hahaha holy fuck dude, where the fuck do you think we are?

Get that early 2000's vBulletin shit outta here dam

>>42673593
This is why I lift. I couldn't live with myself if I didn't feel like I could protect my wife. That has got to feel terrible.

>>42673937
>For whatever reason women get unimaginably wet if you rescue her from some emergency situation

we had a shooting in my town back in highschool from some chicago faggot who went nuts and shot some construction workers before comming out here, I can't express how right you are.


>but dry up like the Mojave desert if you run away without her

Unfortunately this is also true, live and learn I guess.

>>42675051
Completely agree with you. When I start a family, I want to be able to provide and protect.

>>42673593
>fat, balding, ugly fat short balding fat guy gets to impregnate qt asian girl
I seriously don't understand what women want

>>42674520
Brussels sprouts and broccoli are the exact same plant species.

>>42675331
>Asian guy gets to impregnate Asian girl

They're in each other's tier despite what your fetish has led you to believe.

>>42675000
Dam B you are totally slaying him my dude xD

>>42673593
imagine /pol/ if this was a nigger lifting up a white woman

>>42673593
The father is probably loaded. Are you kidding me? Look at him and look at his wife who barely looks 21. That guy is probably has an insane foot fetish and hired a personal body guard who normally carries his wife and child around for $600/hr so her feet never touch the floor. That way he can lick her feet at a moments notice and her feet never get unsightly callouses or bunyuns.

>>42673593
Join the military and marry a tiny Asian woman that you met while stationed in another country.

>>42673624
for such ugly parents the baby doesn't look that bad, she must be cucking him.

>>42674268
compared to white guys sure.

>>42674337
Because she's got a baby in her arms.

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>>42673593
was it really necessary for the woman to be carried? Why is this soldier being so extra?

>>42673593
So who's the beta here. The guy carrying someone else's (wife's) son or the other guy?

>>42676388
Knee high water is enough to knock someone over, particularly if they're weak, haven't been in the situation before, and carrying a child.

Not necessary, but safer.

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>>42676249
did the baby leave her arms when the army guy carried her? The baby would fall on the ground weather the mother tripped or the soldier tripped. It's so unnecessary and extra, the guy is doing it to get brownie points because he knew the cameras were on.

Seriously, the people who think this is alpha are the same people who would lay their jacket onto a puddle so their date doesn't have to walk through the water

>>42673783
damn. good post

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>>42673593
In other flood related news, how buff do I have to be to beat up liberal looters?

>>42675500
>implying niggers are planning to contribute anything positive

See >>42676511

>>42673593
>How do I avoid looking like obese beta who can't lift wife?
MAYBE READ THE STICKY?

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>>42676479
bruh come on. You have to be trolling me. Carrying 100lbs and walking through (below knee high) water would certainly be more dangerous than if the woman were walking herself. The water seems calm as well. At worst, a piece of floating garbage would have hit her shins. Glad the marine was there to save the day. Next we'll see praised (by the news) pictures of these alpha males stripping down to give their clothes to a woman who feels slightly chilly.

People aren't hard on thots these days. They bend over backwards to marginally improve a woman's comfort. It's not alpha like /fit/ and /pol/ claims. It's pathetic.

>>42673593
JUST

i won't be skipping out on barbell curls

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Average democrat

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Why do liberals expect us to be sad about that fat bitch who got hit by a car when they say shit like this?

>>42673593
10/10 b8 m8 :-^)

Got all these faggy ass cunts above and below me on the hook amitire senpai?

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Really makes me think

>>42676542
how's incel workin out for you

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>>42676643
I was incel until 3 years ago. When I was awakened to the reality that you shouldn't go out of your way to attract women is when I actually started attracting women. You do too much, like like all the simps in this thread calling OP's image alpha

>le epin save a damsel in distress even though she's not really in distress and doesn't realistically need your help at all XD!

>>42676682
>i was incel

lmfao

can we all agree that we all want to be that guy? why is it that we all feel this urge to protect/rescue women? is it primitive?

>>42676600
>>42676613
>>42676626
These "people" deserve rape

>>42676715
I don't think it's the urge to protect women, but the weak in general. I'd carry a weak/old man as much as a woman.

>>42675331
The most underrated aspect of seduction and getting qts is being in the right place at the right time.

>>42673593
Be white

>>42676542
>Carrying 100lbs and walking through (below knee high) water would certainly be more dangerous
Maybe if he was a dyel like you

also
>pic of a soldier carrying a woman and baby
>"wow, numales put pussy on such a pedestal these days"
You unironically need help

>>42676613
>"words that do absolutely nothing for anyone"
except when they misgender you and call you him instead of zit zer xerxes whatever the fuck every SJW individual desires

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>>42676817
>HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR A WOMAN!?
>MY HERO

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>>42673952

>>42673937
I love how no matter how much garbage women spew about feminism or being independent at the end of the day it's all bullshit because they can't go against their programming

>>42676728
I don't like getting into politics but I wholeheartedly agree

>>42673593
>fat
>manlet
>balding
>ugly
>brown

this guy surely got dealt a shitty hand

>>42676986
yet despite not being the most attractive woman in the world, his wife is slim and has a decent figure despite having had a kid

>>42676961
honestly what media is telling us girls want left?

>>42673593
lift your wife at least 3 times a day

>>42677002
Leftist media outside of hollywood.

>>42676994
Indeed

>>42677035
random comics from tumblr do not count as "media". and the guy said sitcoms too. also what the fuck kind of professors are talking about what women want?

>>42675611
No.

Unless you just want half yellow spineless midget offspring, but I mean is it really worth having in house smart people to do your hw

>>42677060
you must not have a gf m8 because all the dogshit netflix sitcoms feature pussy effeminate beta male characters. 13 reasons why, jane the virgin, atypical, new girl, women eat these fuck awful shows up and they ALL feature snarky sarcastic bugmen as the male love interests

>>42677002
Left media. shit like VICE
Lived in NYC and its like everyone is a vice hipster motherfucker.
>numales everywhere
>SJWs!
>Must be LGBT friendly!
>No Toxic Masculinity!
>everyones vegan

Im pretty liberal, non racist, uni-educated, dont hate gays or traps, etc.....But some of these people are fucking intense. It's like they hate any traditional notion of being a man.

>>42677060
>autist detected

News media of all fucking types, pretty much any feminist professor in the fucking world, modern sitcoms where the "love interest" guy you're supposed to empathise with is a numale weirdo.

>>42676748
Yea but you're a faggot

>>42673630
Pretty much this. Dude looks like he can't even do a decent set of pushups.

If he spent 2-3 days at the gym doing basic lifts (squats, deads, rows, etc) he'd have no problem carrying her within 6 months.

>>42673593
we all know what she'll be masturbating to for a god damn long while..

>>42677060
New girl
How I met your mother
Big Bang
Parks and rec
It's always sunny
Modern family
Rick and morty
Family guy
Greys anatomy
That's off the top of my head

>>42677002
Tbh, a lot of it is SOCIAL media, where women go to lie

>>42673593
She is so gonna leave her husband and desperately try to get with soldier boy.

>>42677002
Women in their natural dualism say they want a kind caring guy, guys with too much muscle are gross, they want to be independent, so on and so on. The media repeats this in movies, television, et cetera.
Problem is women don't want any of that. They say shit like that to seem like they aren't money grubbing, cock starved whores, and escape all the other negative traits they have.

>>42677296
>its always sunny
>rick and morty
>family guy

???

>>42677617
Charlie gets constantly cucked trying to be the nice guy.
Morty tries to be a nice guy and gets no where.
Not sure about Family Guy. I know Chris get attention from girls too easily when he's been established as smelly, fat, and stupid.

>>42677655
Doesnt what you say pretty much confirm that being a cuck gets you nowhere?

Opposite from what that other poster was trying to say

>>42677655
Charlie is a literal retard though

>>42677617
>always sunny
three manchildren who act like manchildren
>r&m
just this past episode morty gets rid of all of his vices and becomes succesful, oneitis and rick dont like that so they tear him down and make him beta again and say "aww youre so much better this way :^)"
>family guy
this should be obvious

>>42677111
Off yourself.

>>42677296
>They guy from it's always sunny who gets the most girls is a sociopath
>It is telling us that girls want the nice beta guy

This does not compute.

I have to agree with hImym and big bang. Haven't seen enough episodes of the rest to judge

>>42677296
you have shit taste in tv. no wonder you are looking for agenda.

>>42676511
Aren't half of these just /pol/ trolls

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>>42673783
And this, really, is why everybody should be /fit/; not to get grills, not for the test, not to be alpha. It's to be useful, to be an asset, not a liability, to your loved ones and humanity. You should be able to run to someone's aid (or run to fetch help), be strong enough to carry people to safety, and trained and armed to fight to protect them. And you shouldn't be the sort of helpless twat that needs to be carried through ankle deep water.

This is part of why fat acceptance activists are so contemptible; they're willfully abdicating that basic human responsibility. Their lack of self control and self respect makes them a burden on those around them.

>>42677111
And if the grid goes down for more than a day or two it will begin to dawn on them just how wrong they are...

>>42674337
Below his knee height, probably not hers, that plus it's flowing plus carrying baby plus not weighing much plus typical level of female coordination means she's safer being carried with the kid than walking herself.

>>42679022
>implying I watch any of these

>>42673593

>not using this opportuntiy to get a (not quite) handful of bony asian ass

That obese beta will be fucking that sweet asian pussy later. That "chad" will be ordered around more when he drops her off

>>42675539
This is why I come here

>>42679456

After he's done humping her for two minutes she is going to finish herself off while thinking about him

>>42673593

I just realized the wife and child are the guy in front's wife and child, and not the guy carrying her.

A huge wave of secondhand embarrassment came over me. That poor man. This picture went viral too...

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>>42675766

>>42679060
Yes. Assume blacktweets are fake unless the tweeter has a complete social media history on multiple platforms.

>>42679461
Why don't you go back where you came from and stay there cunt

>>42673593
Why does the woman here need to be carried? So she doesn't trip with the baby?

>>42676961
macaco do sul.

>>42679456
chad literally feels nothing sexual for that woman, he's not some thirsty beta who pines after every woman he meets. he was just doing his duty helping someone in need, nothing sexual or romantic about it.

but i guarantee for the girl she'll fantasize about those few minutes when a tall chiseled alpha male came to her rescue. she'll think about that shit for years to come.

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>>42674859

>>42680007
worst part about that is that if the husband had been like "let me carry her" he'd probably have some boyscoutish attitude like "no it's not about that I'm not trying to be better than you we just need to get through this right now, it doesn't mean anything"

of course it does mean a lot of things, and maybe the swat guy understands that or maybe he doesn't. but fucking hell I feel bad for the husband.

>>42673593
Chad picks up girls while you pick up your shoes

>>42674542
He's a fat ugly shit chink and she happens to be a chink too.
People are more prone to marry their own race you know.
After this she probably looks at him differently.
Fat fuck couldn't even carry his own wife and kid but the fucking bags were no problem.

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>be me, Vietnamese
>parents are overbearing and yell at me like a drill seargent all through school
>no birthday parties,friends, love from family nobody telling me they're proud of me
>just get told to work harder
>develop depression, no social skills, become a shut in, health deteriorates, but have straight As
>have to go to college
>work my ass off even harder than before
>parents want grandkids
>never talked to a girl before in my life
>waste endless money and resources trying to meet women while still studying for school
>finally meet a qt 3.14 we hit it off
>graduate and get married
>decide that my wife and deserves better than 'Nam
>somehow secure a job overseas in America, make arrangements and move with my wife
>shortly after we get to our new house she becomes pregnant
>holy shit I'm a dad, kick into overdrive
>spend countless hours at work, disregarding my health, prematurely aging and balding, but it will all be worth it to give to my son
>wife gives birth, crowning moment of my life
>can't stop working, but finally feel happy
>several months later
>hurricane and flood
>work is gone
>house is gone
>everything I own is gone except for my wife, my son, and what little bags we have
>make our way from the flooded suburbs to a safe area
>meet up with the Red Cross
>we ran miles to get here, my wife injured her leg and it hurts to walk
>lost everything, but god damn it I still have my wife and my son and I will do everything for them
>I will not make her carry this weight
>carry their bags and burdens so they don't have to, fucking love my family
>grab everything and walk towards the shelter area
>Chad Smith™ from the Red Cross walks up to my wife
>"ma'am you shouldn't be walking on that injured leg, let me carry you"
>scoops her up
>everything is fucking flooded again
>wife tears off wedding ring and throws it away
>throws my son at me and walks off with Chad to his private tent
>I can hear him making her scream over the wind and rain from here
JUST

>>42673593
Why is Jon Gosselin having more kids?

>>42673783
What a retard he would just move away that simple. What the fuck is wrong with you how are you this delusional

>>42680611
troi oi em. gave me the keks

>>42677296
>
>How I met your mother
Ted isn't really fit into the left guy. They're all chads actually
>Big Bang
Yeah but that's the literal point of the show
>Parks and rec
Ben Wyatt and he got someone of proportional attractiveness to himself
>It's always sunny
How... Dennis is a huge sexist and gets tons of women
>Modern family
Actually the alpha dick grandpa got the hot Latina so
>Rick and morty
What
>Family guy
What

>>42677128
>feminist professor
>implying professors of feminism even count

>>42680762
>everybody in HIMYM is a Chad
Fucking what

>>42680762
>They're all chads actually
wat

>one is a co-dependant mess that would turn to mush without his equally co-dependant wife
>one is a super beta Ross-From-Friends clone who pines after a chick for virtually the whole series
>third actually fucks everything that moves but is terribly insecure

>>42680719
you are a fucking retard 100%, obviously in this scenario if he knew about hurricane harvey he would move, but the point is being prepared for any kind of MILD physical activity, what if him and his wife went camping and the car was fucked and they had to hike out? rip cuz hes fat? nah if you are a fat piece of shit(which you definitely are because you defending it so much) just kys because you are embarrassingly useless

>>42681195
just don't go camping then

>>42674268
Keep your vietnamese women. They have no substance other than liking money.

>>42673593
Anybody ever see force majeur? It's on netflix, it's about the effect cowardice can have on relationships.

Basically, she will always always think of this moment. This will keep her from cumming with her fat lard husband for the rest of their lives together. They're asians in texas, likely very repressed and conservative, but if she ever masturbates she's gonna think about the dude carrying her right now.

Doesn't matter how much money you make or how smart you are- there will be moments when you need strength. And those are the moments where you could make or lose a relationship.

>>42673593
be like Milo of Croton
>marry 12 year old
>lift her every day
>whe shes older and fatter you will be stronk

>>42681337
ok ye i agree, if you are out of shape just stay inside as much as you can

>>42673593
This guy could have carried his baby and make the wife walk, but if his wife was still getting carried it would look even worse for him.

>>42674859
Criminally under-jejed

>>42680611>>42680611
kek

>>42673632
You pervert that baby is only a few years old

>>42676682
>>le epin save a damsel in distress even though she's not really in distress and doesn't realistically need your help at all XD!
he's a rescue worker and they needed rescuing you goddamn mouthbreather

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>watch hours and hours of Harvey news footage
>not one (1) single person seems equipped with a bugout bag or any equipment to help them survive such a disaster
why were they so unprepared?

>>42682444
>carrying a shotgun in a survival kit

the pistol is enough

>>42682415
how the fuck did she need rescuing? Rescuing from water that's below knee height? You captain save a hoe ass virgins I swear

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>>42680611

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>>42673593
What kind of lifts will actually help me do this? I've been lifting for a few months now and I live in Dallas, so seeing this shit kills me.

>>42682464

For hunting tho?

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>>42680611

>>42677296
>Parks and rec
Aziz has a green card marriage and gets cucked by his boss Ron, the absolute alpha male.

>>42673997

Why do Ameriburgers hate broccoli so much?

That guy isn't a beta, he just isn't gonna carry his lazy ass wife who won't walk in 6 inches of water. If anything he made that other man his bitch by making him carry his property.

>>42673937
>If there's an earthquake, a fire, or a shooting, just pick up the nearest young female and get out, by the time you're safe, she's going to be clinging to you and rubbing her now slimy underwear against your arm.
This is shitty advice if you work at a public school.

>>42683246
>t.never been in a flood
Listen here you fucking retard, there is a difference between standing water and flood water. Flood water is usually moving and 6 inches of moving flood water is more than enough to sweep you off your fucking feet, especially if you're a tiny female carrying a baby. Her fat fuck husband is obviously safe but he ain't strong enough to carry her so he gets a real man to do it. It's idiots like you who think "hurrr it's only six inches of water" that end up dying or costing tax payers money so emergency crews and come rescue your dumbass from your car because you tried to drive through a flooded street. Do us all a favor and go back to eating doritos and post less you uneducated fat fucking retard.

>>42682896
Zercher squats, Deadlifts, farmer carries

>>42683286
>not getting that recent grad hire teacher pussy

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>>42684444
Holy shit. checked

>>42675500
she'd be screaming HELP HELP HE'S GONNA RAPE ME

>>42673593
>How do I avoid looking like obese beta who can't lift wife?
Just dont marry 200+ pound women, find somone you can lift

>>42675500
imagine a nigger lifting something that whey weren't looting

>>42673618
there are fat guys who look pretty built in clothes, I mean thats not even right what I mean is that someone fat can also be muscular and capable of saving lives. keyword being fat not obese though, theres no way a michellin tireman looking human will save anything besides a spot in line at mcdonalds

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>>42683286
>>implying

How much do I have to curl to be able to princess carry my waifu? 1 pl8?

>>42684533
deadlift and do 21s for curls

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>>42680719
You missed the point.

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>>42680611

>>42676682
Where do I find Deepwater Jews? It's the only thing missing in my bestiary.

>>42683055
It's not the fucking end of the world, TEOTWAWKIT or the frigging apocalypse where you will have to survive alone in radioactive wastelands by fighting cannibal mutants and hunting radioactive rats.

>>42677002
Actually it's telling them they should want niggers.

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>>42673593
>beta
lmao, look how he cucked that white guy by carrying his "stuff". the absolute state of white people

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>>42677452
She got supersoaked.

>>42673593
white men doing all the work

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>>42673593
This is one of those /fit/ pictures that drops an essay worth of truth.

>>42677613

Women crave security. With nu-males they are likely set on emotional security, but with Chad or a beta or whoever has a good job, they have financial security. Most women will sacrifice the former for the latter when they start thinking about what they will do with their life.

>>42683303
no, you're wrong and retarded on top of that

>>42677655
>gets no where

In the first season he made out with that theme park qt. Morty's problem is that he has oneitis (Jessica).

>>42673593
This guy looks like future fat Tiger Woods

>>42685485
>I'm salty and ashamed of how wrong I was let me just call you a retard for damage control
child

>there's actually dyel faggots in this thread defending the fat fuck in the image

Christ, you people are the reason I lift so I can set myself apart from you like you're a different species.

>>42684484
he probably would be trying to though

>>42679060
no

>>42683210
A meme propagated to them since childhood by americlap cartoons.

>>42682444
So much unnecessary shit in that pack good god son

>>42679634
No u

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>>42677296
>It's Always Sunny

Ah yes, that show where there's an insane narcissist who still manages to fuck women all the time. Doesn't really support your point.

>>42673997
>>42674520
Kys virgin

>>42674908
Wow you're funny.

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>>42685827

>future

>>42682444
All the prepared people have left the disaster zone and are hanging out elsewhere.

>>42684533

I can't curl anywhere near 1 plate without cheating but I can princess carry my girl up stairs, around the house, wherever with no issue. Helps that I used to do a lot of manual labor (hauling concrete and shit) but I'm dyel as fuck. Turns out, it's really not that hard and idk how any grown ass man couldn't lift and carry their girl unless she was mad obese.

>>42686354
>I called someone a retard and got butthurt when someone called me a retard
dude stop posting. Just log off and go watch cartoons or whatever you retards do

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Oc

>>42674337
Because water is so heavy that even knee-high water can trample you.

>>42673997
kek

>>42673937
>rubbing her now slimy underwear against your arm
ewwww

just lol if you cant see whos the real beta here.

>>42689070
>looks forward to natural disasters as nature's test of his own will power

kek

>>42689987
top kek

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>>42689070
>Has never drowned in pussy, only the masculine embrace of hurricane harvey

>>42676857
That image is too pure for you. Please abstain from rudeposting with it.

>>42687118
lifting girls like in OPs pic takes very little strenght. Its really easy unless you're a dyel manlet and the girl is a whale. The husband in OPs pic could have easily picked up his 100lb wife, he just cucked a white guy into doing it for him

>>42674704
>>42674719

And not to mention the child would suffer out of it.

Thqt'd be one more ruined life you'd be qdding to this world.

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>>42689070

>>42674859
Hehe

>>42677613
I don't know any show or woman that says guys with muscles are gross. Kai Green shit is gross yes but that's about it. Also don't look like a t-rex of course, but shows and girls never talk about t-rex men.

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>>42681419
Fuck... never gonna make it

>>42685337
Damn she doesn't even mind his high hairline

>>42674520
>brussels sprouts
>better than broccoli
I don't think so sweetie.

>>42673593
don't get married

>>42674979
men help each other when there's a sense of community. those bonds get much stronger in emergencies.

stop being a faux lone wolf faggot. you never had a dad, brother, friend, or uncle help you pick something up? were they getting your couch pussy all wet and steamy while embarrassing you as they move your couch to the room upstairs?

fat slobby guy gets out done with guy whos job it is to have FUNCSHUAL STRENF.
that's it.

>>42673593
Someone wanna shoop a crying wojak on the carrying guy, a pepe on the fat guy, and maybe also the baby?

I would but I'm retarded.

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>>42674859
good post

>>42674979
there's nothing shameful about accepting help from other people who have volunteered to help, it's not shameful to delegate in a crisis - that's what men do

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>>42692675
Sauce?

>>42673937
Humans are largely bound to instinct no matter how much they want to think they aren't animals, and women are instinctively driven to breed with males that can protect them and their future young from harm, just as men are instinctively driven to protect women

>>42689987
>hollywood makes a movie about the flood

>>42673997
What if you move, and the place you moved to was flooded, not the original place you lived at?

>>42690480
Is that Mike Ross?

>>42673937
How would the woman know you're not just taking advantage of the situation to kidnap her or whatever?

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>>42689070

>>42673632
correction sub-100lbs asians with babies being craddled on top of them, imagine he slips or trips and the women and the baby fall in to the water.

The baby breaks its little neck and he gets sued in to oblivion, after all she is a chick she won't let him off that easy.

In summary, volunterring would carry alot of risk that you didnt consider.

>>42680611
unironically accurate and the reason why he is a fastso dyel, all that effort does not matter, in the end chad always wins.

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>>42673593
do not be as that which you do not wish to perceived