>tfw the commissariat confiscated all of my gains again

>>42673217
>normies deserved worse

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>tfw had tinder slut come over for fuck late at night and woke up and she had turned in to gains goblin and was ravaging my asshole for gains for the lack of sleep

>the duke of DYELs and the manlet monarch are having another fight to the death

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>>42673217
>2017
>STILL getting gobbed

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>>42673217
>accidentally coughed in the direction of my neighbor's property, so he retaliated against my violation of the NAP by sending his child sex slaves to steal my protein powder and eggs while I was sleeping
Great, now I have to take at least 6 private toll roads to get to Wal-Mart because the fucking private police won't even investigate a case for a Bronze Level Subscriber like me.

>>42673217
>tfw takes my quarter but gives me the wrong size plate

How am I supposed to curl in the curl rack with two 45's?!

>>42673692
>tfw gains goblins were messing with the plate dispenser.

>tfw the qt gym wench paid the squat rack troll his toll
Why must the ballad of my life be composed in the tune of misery

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>Ministry of Peoples Gains showed up in suprise raid of my gym
>Took all the chads and sent them to the SovZal
>"To each according to their needs, from each according to their gains"
>Measuring biceps and watching everyone lift
>I...it was PR day...
>They raised the lockerrooms, took the /fraud/, seized the creatine, dumped the pre and BCAAs down the drain and drank the sips for themselves
>I fell just short of reassignment, but they took my 5.5pl8 dl and seized my 2pl8 ohp
>They had their way with the cardio bunnies before stealing their mills and taking their sub-7 minute miles
>Then...they enforced metric measures on the gym
>Took most of the plates and bars, destroyed the Smith machines and half the treadmills
>As they loaded the chads and Stacy's into the trucks a rouge manlet, hiding just below eyelevel, charged them, erraticly swinging a 12.4738kg dumbbell
>They didn't see him until he was right on them, he managed to take one out
>But Praporshchik strongcunt lifted him up like he was a toy
>'you are like little babby to me'
>I'll never forget the crunch he made as Ivan strongcuntinov snapped him in two over his knee
>The officers lined up two other manlets and executed them for failing to keep one of theirs under control
>Our gym is deviated now. We can't cultivate enough gains to meet the state minimum..we'll be collectivised by year's end
>Such is life in Broviet Union

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>>42673904

>"To each according to their needs, from each according to their gains"
>Broviet Union