how do I gain weight?

>>42672595
peanut butter and GOMAD. you don't have mega metabolism

4 scoops cmon!

>>42672595
Make sure to actually count calories. Some people have the opposite problem of fatties, where they think "Oh I eat so much" but it turns out they're barely at maintainence.

simple carbs tend to be calorie dense without filling you up. just go make one ice cream shake a day

Also I've been wondering, does it matter if it's unhealthy calories like junkfood shitter?

>>42672622
ice cream is refined sugar + fats, just like most junk food, idiot. I bet you're one of those people who thinks that fries are just "carbs" even though they're literally cooked in fucking refined oil

>>42672595
I'm not gay, but i would break ferris.

I would fuck him full

I would berry my dick in that cat so deep that you'd need the mining crew from armageddon to make me pull out