ideal gf body thread

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>>42672033

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hnnngnhg

>>42672109
She'd stab me in my sleep once she finds out I'm a jew lel

>>42672033
I hope she has on bug repellent

is it okay to be in this friend on nofap?

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>tfw no gf

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>>42672264
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

>>42672276
yikes

>>42672033
Shooped jessica nigri... SAD!

>>42672170
I'd do the same desu

>>42672170
I'm about as Jewish as a McDonald's ham and cheese bagel, but I was in chemistry lecture sitting with a bunch of girls in hijabs taking about their "Palestine" key rings, which looked a lot like all of Israel to me.

Professor starts roll, and I'm like, "oh shit, this is about to get awkward." Great great grandpa left me with a Jewy surname.

I was the only person who got a first name only. Thanks professor!

>>42672238
IU is literally perfect

>>42672299
not shopped. its fresh from her instagram

>>42672396
so cute in dream high :3

>>42672164

Brappohoggu

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>>42672033

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>>42672033

>>42672130
>>42672228
>>42672238
>>42672489
great

>>42672033
>>42672385
>>42672515
okay

>>42672109
>>42672120
>>42672164
>>42672264
>>42672348
>>42672457
disgusting

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>>42672515

>>42672528

t. low test

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>>42672528
T. Low test cuck

>>42672369
> "Palestine" key rings
is this like code for grenade pins or something?

>>42672264
gib!

>>42672579
modern cinderella

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>he wouldn't fuck this 560+ lb landwhale goddess
Are you gay or something?

>>42672528
I hate people who reply to every fucking picture with their two cents.

Who made you a member of the judges panel you cocksucker.

>>42672276
Thank you

>>42672264
who is she?

It takes a true man of taste to understand the importance of the midriff

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the queen

>>42672528
low test nigger

>>42672577
damn that peachfuzz is hot

>>42672620
>>42672624
Kys pedo

>>42672580
Someone was selling keyrings shaped like Israel but in the colors of the Palestinian flag. I assume the profits were going to a terrorist organization like CAIR or SPLC.

>>42672610
This is the most muscle definition a woman should have. Anything beyond this is just gay.

>>42672620
>>42672624
>>42672731
Live, pedo. MOAR

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Lean/petite, nice ass, small but perky/sensitive tits, kinky.

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>>42672264
who's this penis pocket?

>>42672528
literal autism
'I enjoy making lists'

>>42672264
I find this woman to be very attractive.

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>>42672033

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>>42673120

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if she doesn't have a thighgap then she's a fatty and you should feel bad

Sticc > Shit >>>>>>>>>>>> thicc

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>>42673146
>wants a thigh gap and not a huge fat belly that spills out
Fucking homo. Is that because your dick is so small?

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why the HECK is Marina NOT my gf yet?? ?

>>42673246
That's a man baby

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>>42673252
Lol no, don't be delusional, my dude. She's cute and sings and also, pours tea.

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>>42672694
Didn't know i had this fetish

>>42673252
Nah, she's just Welsh.

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>>42673497

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>>42672839

>>42673487
>shitskin
>Welsh
Nice try Schlomo

>>42673142
pls be in London

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>>42672839

>>42672528
T. only attracted to women and traps with average bf% and no fitness

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>>42672633
Unbelievable taste, Anon.

>>42672637
>>42673784
You too. Forgot to click.

>>42672633
Gervin is that you?

>>42672033
The fit 2D girl with large breasts kind of body

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how can anyone compete

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>>42673830
she's great

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>>42673830
>comparing a 3D whore to Chunners

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>>42673784
thanks, im from /hr/ and /s/

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>>42673497
>>42673510
I NEED MOAR

>>42672624
>that FUCKING anterior pelvic tilt on the left
This is what happens when white girls are encouraged to imitate big booty dindu kuwheens n shieeet. Brutal posture-destruction as a substitute for an ass. Years ago I would have thought it hot, but thanks to /fit/ I can only see her shitty centaur-posture.

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skinny girls best girls

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>>42673919
THATS absolutely right anon!

>>42673924
i call bullshit on her squatting 170 kg. needs video for proof

>>42673919
>>42673930
thank you hungry skeleton

>>42673908
Bretty good

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>>42673901

>not having your upper body and lower body in different axes

not gonna make it

>>42672901
Wonderful.

>>42672528
Fuck your reply spam

>ideal gf body
>no penis

Pick one

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>>42673940
she doesn't post videos of her squatting all that often, so here's her doing 160
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTxH1KNjyuc/

>>42672528
low test beta detected

>>42672033
the fake boobs ruin it 6/10
>>42672109
lardass 3/10
>>42672120
no proportional 5/10
>>42672130
7/10
>>42672164
not proportional, 4/10
>>42672228
nice body and face, 8/10
>>42672238
5/10
>>42672264
1/10 would sterilize
>>42672272
7/10 or more
>>42672348
if natty (very unlikely) then 7, if not then 5
>>42672357
2/10 fat
>>42672385
6/10
>>42672457
0/10
>>42672489
near perfect body, would be 9 or 10 with the right face
>>42672546
7
>>42672577
8 or more
>>42672579
>>42672592
kys
>>42672610
those boobs are probably fake, can't tell for sure, if not then 9/10
>>42672620
>>42672624
all of them are 10/10 holy shit
>>42672633
9
>>42672637
10, i'm assuming you're the same anon as above, keep posting friend
>>42672673
6 at best
>>42672901
7
>>42672967
>>42672977
8+ body but zipperheads are so ugly otherwise
>>42673077
10
>>42673101
4
>>42673120
7+ body but ugly face
>>42673134
9+ body but 3/10 face
>>42673142
4/10 she'd be gorgeous if she wasn't so fat
>>42673143
9

>>42674181
>>42673146
9 or 10
>>42673166
kys lard chaser
>>42673246
>>42673303
8
>>42673357
3
>>42673497
>>42673510
2
>>42673679
6 would be higher if she had a slightly healthier bf
>>42673691
all of them are 9+
>>42673747
9 or 10
>>42673784
10
>>42673830
5
>>42673843
3
>>42673849
10
>>42673873
4, breasts look saggy af
>>42673908
5
>>42673919
8+
>>42673924
6
>>42673930
10, best one so far
>>42673967
left is 10/10, right one is 8
>>42674008
these women need to stop working their thighs so much, they grow to be really disproportional, 3/10
>>42674051
8+
>>42674082
5
>>42674130
8+

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>>42672033
Move over, there is a new queen of /fit/.

>>42672901
Literaly this. I got hard af looking at the pic.
All those loser fags knowing that this is pure win and posting some anime tier autistic asian girls or some fat cunts...kek
Go back to basement fags with lowtest cuck autismo 4chan crap

>>42674191
>>42674181
kill yourself and take your shit taste with you

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>>42674181
>>42674191
Go away

>>42674191
>breasts look saggy af
you have never seen actually saggy tits in your life you fucking autist

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>>42672033

>>42674258
obviously a washed up roastie

>>42674181
You gave a 7 and a 9 to the same girl retard

>>42673120
>>42673134

Also this is an "ideal gf body thread" so your opinion on face is irrelevant

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Perfection

>>42674501
looks like a tranny

>>42674501
not trying to be rude or single you out or anything (since a few other people have posted similar girls already), but do you not mind that her tits and ass are fake? more power to you if you don't, but it just seems kind of odd to me for an ideal female body to be plastic.

>>42674545
Nah doesn't bother me at all. I mean I'd prefer real over fake though.

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2D time

>>42674564
Dibs on A, G, I, J and L

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>>42674584
Actually I'll take K as well.

>>42674531
That makes it better

>>42674230
ya he has shit taste

>>42674564
ok fag

>>42674654
best one so far

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>>42674654

>>42674564
J > L > B > I > G > D > C > H > K > A

fuck F

>>42674654
face looks like she's stupid

>>42672272
Perfect, would marry

>>42674799
>marrying in the current year

enjoy chad's sloppy seconds

>>42673784
Gf is close to this if she were to work out and loose her tiny gut

>>42674724

You can't get the whole deal breh

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This is what a real elite athlete looks like.
The rest of these are photoshopped.

>>42674861
It looks like it got stung by too many bees.

>>42674815
>not marrying with prenup and divorcing later
Low test fag found

>>42674654
absolute butterface

>>42672033
She need some fat

>>42674964
and you need some actual good taste

how 2 get my gf to train for me? she's already pretty fit and even has washboard abs from playing soccer, but her butt is barely cutting it. what do?

>>42674995
Tell her to come do squats for you

>>42675028
would that be enough for her butt to firm up?

>>42675038
You could always throw in more lower body shit. Squats will work if she challenges herself enough though. My squat ass is pretty fucking nice.

On the skinny side, just a little more weight than >>42673784 would be perfect. On the thick side, a little less weight than >>42673497. As for muscularity, i like somewhere between the single line down the abs and visible abdominal muscles. I prefer a thick ass and any size breasts as long as they aren't flat or comically large.
>>42674303
Looks great in the pic, but that's probably more flab than most guys want in reality. The line coming from the belly button is a good sign she's fat.

>>42672272
She's so fucking cute it's actually painful
>tfw she's like 24
How?

>>42675149
>that phone case
Confirmed airheaded cunt

>>42672272
What's her name

>>42675149

that phone case is fucking ridiculous

>>42672276
There really is a kind of fucked up art to this

>>42675355
if this isn't asking for it idk what is

>>42673784
>exgf had this exact body except wider hips and bigger butt
>tfw miss holding her :(

>>42674564
Why's there an Ð instead of a D?

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Ctrl+f "Clair"
Ctrl+f "Moosefix"
>Nothing

I can't believe I haven't seen Anri Okita in this thread baka bois

>>42675552
She's a coal burner, fuck off

>>42674564
L>D>C>G>I>J>B>K>E>H>A>F

>>42675574
What? Can you show proof. Her bf is hwite. I don't think she has had another.

>>42675587
gross af. sage this pic
not only is she an ugly asian but shes muscular too 1/10

>>42675692
fucking a large buttocksed negro girl has been my fantasy for a while. its the only reason i jelq, to get a monster white penis and bleach some negresses

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>>42675574
Show me nigger, you don't just accuse peoples wheyfus of stuff like that without showing any evidence.

Day 4 nofap hanging in there lads

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The one on the right.

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>>42675646
You on the right.

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>>42675756
cheers m8

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>>42672170
>>42672364

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Aneta Saulichova (@anetaspesh) has a God-Tier body

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>>42675756
>"Do you need any help Anon?"

>>42675574
Didn't think so, I think I just check mated your king.

>>42672457
Waste of a pretty face.

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>>42672348
You're gay bro

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>everyone posting porn
>that one mega autist who rates every picture
lol

>>42674181
Was your dad disappointed to find out that you're gay?

>>42673784
Damn one of my fwb has this exact body and I find it extremely boring. Different strokes for different folks.

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>>42675970
Pic related.

>>42675775
They are holding it wrong, fucking idiots.

>>42672457

Super Saiyan Blue Big Woman?

>>42675952
nice norwegian chick brah
recognise them snownigger girls out of thousands

>>42675996
that's a little boy anon you can't fool me

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>>42674564
All 10s, obviously. 2D>3D

>>42672264
I barfed

>>42676361
t. literal 100% homosexual not wanting to suck on her tits and call her mommy

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Sophia Thiel

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>>42672577

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>>42675791

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>>42676622
CUTE

>>42674422
Always liked your mom in that pose

>>42674130
Most ideal body itt/10

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>>42674422

>when her ass so small the bones stick out during doggy

>>42674564
A all the fucking way

then K, J, C, L, D, G, I, H

all others can die

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>>42675893
>>42675730
>>42675636
picture on the wall to the left of her. could be paki, but he's definitely not white and they were definitely more than friends

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>>42672109
>careful with that one anon, she looks cute right now but you slide a ring on that and she'll blow up real quick

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>>42674181
>>42674191
fucking autists

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>>42677622
Fuck, I guess I'll delete my folder of her and find a new wheyfu now.
Thanks for showing me.

>>42676766
Bull fuck her ass/10

>>42672765
What is wrong with you? They are proud of their country.

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I need a powermilf to bully me

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>>42677622
No, no. I thought I loved her.
This was harder to do than I thought, the leftover pictures are unrelated to her. All the seed she has made me release after a harsh workout now feels taken away from me. What is this dark world.

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>>42678281
Let's find a new wheyfu for you. How do you like your /fit/girls?

>>42676766
just noticed her pussy is visible.
and further proof that natty lifting for women is a waste of time.

>>42672130
Lily mo is based

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>>42672033

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>>42678324
It's just, It hurts too much now. I'm 19 and the only girl I've been with ended up with a paki for like a year after we were together and recently posted the word *single cumslut* in picture form on her instagram.
And now, the wheyfu I picked was with a paki too.
Thanks for trying to find a new wheyfu for me, she's cute. I just think that the only girl for me is now is murdoch chan.
I just want a pure girl now to have a son and a daughter with, we play together in the snow during weekends and drink hot coco together. That is the only fantasy that keeps me going.

>>42678447
We're all gonna make it anon

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>>42678447
Remove the negative thoughts in your head and keep bettering yourself. It's going to be ok.

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My bunnyfu

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All me-mes aside, this bitch infuriates me.

>OKish face, would prolly be nice-tier with a pinch of fat less here and there
>Nice pair of tits (probably pushed up, but fuck it)
>Good genes for fat distribution with thin arms and not a lot of fat on her belly even at that weight
>Could become "Y-you too"-tier fertility goddess with a bit of work in the diet and workout-departements
>Just keeps getting fatter

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>>42678447
Fuck me what am I doing here complaining.
>>42678502
You're right.
>>42678481
Thanks.
This only fueled my rage, ambition and anger towards total European hegemony which was starting to calm down. I'm going to the gym even though I've trained today, fuck it. Then I will study to stay at the top 10% in my school of economics. I will find a girl worth my aspirations and save western civilization. I'm going to make it like no man has ever done, I'm going to ascend even Zyzz.
https://youtu.be/QtWfnNuPJ9A?t=121

>>42673497
>>42673510
how surprisingly thicc for an asian.
muh dick approves.

>>42678524
no chance I'd pass her up, I just wanna know what it's like.

>>42673940
only 120 on that bar

>>42672546
t-this looks alot like my brothers house lad...

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>>42674564
K>C>I
i think i like degenerate sluts.
wich will make me a cuck.
i am sad now.

>>42675706
Jelqing doesn't work. It is more damaging in the long run if you do it too much even

>>42672276
current fav pasta

>>42672272
Every moderately attractive girl has mastered a look like this by the time they are 16, and you sound like a loser for falling for it.

>>42673784
if my gf lost weight she'd look like this =(

>>42674044
that swing she does on her way up. is that bad for you?

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I like cute boys.

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>>42678703
>falling for it.

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>>42678730
The original wheyfu. She makes me diamonds every time.

>>42674501

Ass implants are never good.

EVER.

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>>42672033
Alright, I'll post in case some higher beings are watching.
This type pls.

>>42678393
Best butt so far

>>42678524
It's not fat, it's synthol.

>>42678393
Need a source on that pic.

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>>42672348
>tfw no spotter gf

>>42679201
source on pupper

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>>42672033
I'd give an arm for this

>>42678388

Mother of God.

>>42672264
Holy shit geeze louise my testosterone levels are turnt up to 11.

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>>42672033

>>42678754
no it isn't, its a natural way of getting your body under the weight making the lift more efficient

>>42678388
Sweet fucking Jebus

>>42679201
you just know

>>42678388
looks fake desu

>>4267418
>>42674191
Sometimes I browse /fit/ and wonder how more guys here aren't getting laid, then I see posts like these and remember why

>>42672272

I want to facefuck her till she cries then wipe her tears away with my drool covered dick...then REALLY facefuck her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfXJjyyuDJo
Video related ;_;

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Need a face equally as heavenly as the body

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>>42672299

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>>42672033
>my ideal girlfriend is an attention whore with bolt ons and no real talent or abilities outside filching money on a patreon from thirsty white knight betas

Yeah, no thanks

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>>42678570
inner thigh is repulsive.
dis is best thigh gap

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>>42672033
>tfw no tiddy monster gf

Why are these threads constantly flooded with disgusting whales? You might as well spam with gore or necrophilia or some shit jesus christ it's disgusting.

The thicc meme is funny to me. As you get older all you crave is youth and skinny girls, you start to see thickness for just plain fat.

t.oldfag

>>42672528

LOOK AT ME GUYS

MY OPINION MATTERS

>>42678812
Alright I know evpsych isn't falsifiable but I'm gonna stay as general as possible and use it to make some of my arguments. Hopefully it stays "common sense" and doesn't require any "evidence."

Argument:
If you fuck a girl with ass implants you're getting at least a little fooled.

You're basically one of these beetles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKdP0ifBqi8

Dudes are attracted to chicks with big asses and tits because actual big asses and tits imply that she's less likely to die during childbirth, meaning that we could rinse and repeat and impregnate her a few times. That's really sexy to caveman you, so modern world you pops a boner when he sees pics of chicks like that on an anime forum.

But some women have figured out what guys like and have utilized modern surgical techniques to actually trick men into finding them attractive. I'm not saying she's not hot, I'm saying the fundamental basis of your attraction to her (meaning the big ass and tits) is a falsification. You're attracted to a lie.

It's not that big of a deal, I would never rant about it except on 4chan, but I do judge dudes who waste energy pursuing and trying to fuck chicks with plastic surgery. Also they tend to be damaged, like, on the inside. Look up the increased suicide rate for women with breast implants its a pretty reliable marker.

So if you see your sexual conquest as an extension of something historical or an ode to your manhood I think you should keep it to the natural thickies and healthy looking chicks and dodge the surgerie'd out bimbos as best you can. OR don't and just be real with yourself about how it's an illusion.

Which is fine, no judgment, except actually a little bit of judgment from me.

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>>42675957
virgins who never fucked a woman detected!

>>42678915
It's a shame katarina looks like a dirty Slav without makeup cause her tits are just behind Erica Campbell who is the GOAT

>>42678524
That's a genetic disorder you goon

>>42678407
Tits would totally be worth it.

>>42678276
highest tier

>>42674689
thanks for posting this anon, it actually physically hurt to look at i want so bad

>gib tanned petite gf

a chick like this was into me, i was fucked up and autistic and let it pass by

i want to die

>>42673303
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>42681684
It's alright.
I am a Slav so it's all good.

>>42679167
elhartista on hipstergram

>>42673728
pol pls go

>>42672655
I like you anon

>nobody posted Monica Mowi or women like her.

>>42673901
please spend a Little time with Girls and have sex with some of them.
Please reduce your time on 4chan.
or was it a bait, Didi i fall fot it??

>>42675163
She's 24 NOW. She was like 18 in that gif, which is old as balls.

> 90% of the bodytypes posted completely unattainable for me

Time to kms

>>42672264
She could stand to lose 80lbs

>>42675791
got em
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>>42678568
good job anon

>>42674564
I like D alot, but i have a strong Feeling that best sex will be with H.
I go for H

>>42676828
I like her face alot, she is nice, so nice i dont even mind the male body

>>42672967
Does anyone else find asian women like fake women or something?
Looking at pics like this one just feels like they were trying to sell you their imitation of a woman but couldn't make her too well because of copyright infringement.

>>42675681
the ONLY answer to this thread.
The fake tits suck, though.

>>42674564
F>B>G

In that order.
Infinite loop of Sex

I just want a loving gf that's not fat and not extremely ugly

>>42672264

/fit/ falls for the photoshop

Not surprised

>>42684249
They're heavily covered in make up and most go through plastic surgery.

>>42679270
This is the best Test boost EVER!

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>>42680499
Divers have the best bodies of all athletes. Its not even close really. Something about all the gymnastics and streamlined entry routines just work so so so well.

>>42672109
>wanting to date a slave.

>>42674181
>>42674191
Holy shit you're a fag

>>42679715
Name?