Glutes for the SLOOTS

>>42669993
yes they love it

>>42669993
Fuck yeah

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>>42669993
Unitonically yes


Yesterday, my mom just came up brim behind me and slapped my ass

Today some grill approached me and asked if the deadlifting area was empty when it clearly was and then tried to make some joke and I just ignored it and went back to OHPing in the squat rack.

She then came up to me and asked me to watch her form since I look I now what I'm doing because I have a "nice ass"

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>>42669993
Yes but so do gays.
Anyways it's pretty funny when you have a better ass than most grills.
It's even better when your pecs are bigger than her tits.
Chestlets and asslets (asians, mostly) on suicide watch when I walk in.
>pic not related.

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>>42669993
Obviously

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>post yfw the actor Kit Harington has a better ass than the broad hes fucking

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>>42670134

As a femanon, yes

>>42670144
KEK

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A-am I gay lads?

>>42669993
>>42670236

I'd feast on that ass. Hnngg.

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I have an infatuation with Emilia but I couldnt take my eyes off Kit's body that entire scene

Im not gay but the dude is fucking brrrrrrapable

>>42669993
yes

there is no better feeling of a woman grabbing your ass to pull you deeper inside her

Yes I was with a whore and she was so impressed that she took a picture of it. She also wanted to fuck it but I drew the line there

>>42669993
Yeah, man. Gotta do those deadlifts for the babes.

>>42670028
>Yesterday, my mom just came up brim behind me and slapped my ass

time to fuck your mom anon

>>42670028
also

>ohping in the squat rack

Id beat your ass if I saw you doing that

>>42670276
Rem best girl >:(

All my female friends at college said they loved a good booty on a guy

>>42670072
P-Pics? I need it f-for research purposes

>>42670236
>>42669993
That shit ain't right man how this guy get an ass like that?

What else do I do for ass gains besides squats and deads? Should I be doing hip thrusts?

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>>42670276
same

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>>42670483
Medusa[Gorgon] or me?
You'll have to wait til I get a decent camera.
My cell phone camera won't do me any justice.

>>42670494

RDL, barbell bridge and standing hip thrusts using bands

what routine to get an ass like dakingindanorf?

>>42670494
Squats and deads are gonna be enough. They are the best bang for your buck excercise when it comes to lower body. Another key factor to ass gains is obviously gonna be fat, you need to cut down for the best looking ass. Fat doesnt make manass look better, its not like with women, who need a modest amount of fat on their ass to make it look good

>>42670072
A girl i was dating once told me i had better boobs than her.

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>>42670134

>>42670516
You. No homo im not gay though

>>42670494
I find heavy kettlebell swings to be effective
Plus carrying a little fat tends to help, but that depends on if you carry fat on your stomach or ass

>>42669993
why isnt she doing that with the guy who was turning to stone and came back?

hasnt he earned it by now goddamn

>>42670524

not entirely true, a shredded man ass looks like shit. it needs a tiny amount of fat for shape/softness and jiggle

>>42670552
Incest runs in the family

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>>42670134

>>42670552
dudes like 72 and got some skin cancers

>>42670552
No. For all the guys out there that think you can sneak your way into a girls pants by being her loyal friend, the answer is no. Girls don't want to fuck their friends, and they genuinely will think you're a huge creep if you befriend them for years before trying to make your move you pathetic pieces of shit.

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>>42670526
Ah, that reminds me of a girl who had a huge crush on me in high school.
My chest wasn't bigger than hers at the time because I didn't lift then, but it's way bigger now.
I hope you rubbed it in, anon.
Though I don't think chestlets will ever learn.

>>42670535
Yeah I believe you.
Like I said before I need a better camera.
Once that happens and I find good lighting and cheat with angles and a pump I'll probably post in /cbt/s.
You'll know it's me because I'll probably have a snide remark about chestlets thrown in.

>>42670524
>modest

>>42670554
Depends on your fat distribution and how shredded you are. As a natural you cant really go below 10% reasonably without losing size, so getting your ass to be too shredded isnt really much of a possibility, especially if your body stores fat in your buttocks and lower belly like mine does.

>>42669993
How the fuck do actors do scenes like this and not just thrust inside? If I was on top of emila clark like that my animal instinct would just take over and id go to jail

>>42670717

yeah that part is all luck/genetics. i'm hoping for a nice thicc bubble butt for maximum sloot mirin. also helps with strength, a ton of lifts, back pain, athleticism, etc

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>>42669993
DELET THIS

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>>42669993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2im-Ev-QC2Y

>>42670728
taped down dick/covered up vagina

>>42670468
Where else are you supposed to overhead press? The squat rack is a perfect place for setting down and picking up your bar for a OHP. Am i supposed to do a reverse barbell curl whenever i want to start an overhead press?

>>42669993

What glute routine is /fit/ approved?

Hard mode: NO SQUATS

>>42670331
You wouldn't get pegged for free? Are you a fucking queer?

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>>42670468
The open rack, not the power rack.

>>42670728

Can you imagine the tension when filming these scenes? Wew lad

>>42670524
Wrong. There needs to be some fat to make it round and plump. Muscular low-frequency assess are squarish and deflated.

>>42670728
dick cup

>>42670777
hip thrusts

>>42670728
>>42670787
they're dating in real life, you donkeys

>>42670798
No he's dating the red head.

>>42670787
They shoot these scenes like 10 times over many hours so most likely the guy is limp and flaccid by the 3rd take.

>>42670798
Then they should have just fucked for real

>>42670796

what else?

surely you cannot expect to build stronk glutes with 1 (ONE) SINGLE EXERCISE?

>>42670809
The wilding girl who died?

>>42670809
She's dead, a kid shot her in the chest

>>42670819
Glute bridges and fire hydrants

>>42670820
Yes, Rose Leslie.
>>42670825
IRL

>>42670728
actually you'd be surprised. When you literally have ~100 set workers there and lights and cameras pointed at you from all angles, it's usually pretty easy to fake a sex scene and not get a raging hard on
t.someone who has been in a sex scene

>>42670852

post the scene

or your dick

>>42670468
No you wouldn't.

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>>42670736
>that scene where Jorah tries to convince Kelly C to ride alone instead of go with Jon
>his face when she told him they'll sail together

It should have been Jorah outside of their when they were banging. The cuck memes would have been ridiculous.

>>42669993
>Do women love man ass?

Get big glutes, triceps and upper back/traps, and you will turn heads just by walking down the street.

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>>42669993

>>42671268
>I'm a hardgainer
>but I'm making gains

>>42671263
b-but i thought women only cared about pecs/abs/biceps?
r-right guys?

>>42671263
this is quite motivational

>>42669993
Wasn't that basically incest there? Since he is practically her brother right?

>>42670728
niBBa the can just fuck after the shooting is finished

>>42671318
15 year old girls, sure.

Biceps are all the craze, i know..but when you walk down the street in a t-shirt, you walk in a relaxed state, arms down the side that will make the tricep pop out. Carry a bag or whatever for true flexing.

>>42670028
>not slapping her ass back

>>42671268
who that

>>42671375
>>>42669993 (OP)
>Wasn't that basically incest there? Since he is practically her brother right?
He's her nephew.

>>42671408
What? His father wasn't her brother lol

>>42671318
They do, that guy is talking out of his ass. Most girls think big traps make you look like a dumb meathead.

>>42671418
Yes, he is. The Mad King had three kids, Rhaegar, Viserys, and Daenerys. Rhaegar is Jon's father.

>>42671429
Dayum.
Was he like 20 years older than Denny and this faggot brother that died?

But well, it's still incest, ballsy of the show to plot that out lel

>>42669993
They don't. Only faggots look at men's asses.

>>42670028
>She then came up to me and asked me to watch her form since I look I now what I'm doing because I have a "nice ass"
If girls ask you for advice it means they think you're one of them - in short you look like a fucking faggot.

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>>42671439
>ballsy of the show to plot that out lel
Bittersweet ending incoming, they'll have a child but it's going to be retarded.

>>42672314
Kek
Why is theirs retarded but cerseis incest creatures turn out normal?
Multiple times

>>42670745
This video is disgusting. Truly shows the decadence and perversion of the american society.

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>tfw have an ugly ass
>all fat no muscle, hairy, kinda sagging skin and stretch marks
I hope if I just get more muscular it will be fixed otherwise I am damned to have a hideous ass forever.

>>42672367
Jaime's genetically perfect Chad cumload
vs
Virgin Snow miserable drip

Do they love hairy ass? I have that Mediterranean test.

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>>42670134

>>42671285
Who is this? I see him being posted all the time.

>>42669993
When it looks like Jon's then hell yeah

>>42672930
Isn't the guy from faith no more

>>42670728
well unless having 50-100 dudes watching you on set makes you hard its probably mostly awkward.

>>42671253
Ya why was tyrion skulking about in that scene?

>>42673092
My only guess, would be that tyrion told cersei that dany cannot have children.

Nothing so far has led me to believe he has a thing for her.

>>42669993
Yes. If they're comfortable enough around you they'll 100% grab it

>>42672755

Imagine posting something like this

>>42672367
Joff was a sadic and Tommen a retard. Mircella was ok tho

>>42672367

Because Cersei has godlike genetics. Just look at that woman. She looks even better with black hair, she is a godess

>>42673194
*Cersei and Jamke, dude is a fucking Chad

>>42670745
Now do one with genders reversed.

Fucking libtards and feminism.

>>42673157
>Mircella
She was so qt ;__;

>>42673214

True,top tier northern genetics

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>>42670745
Friendly reminder that women won't ever tell you what they like.

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Are glute hyperextensions any good?

Anybody have that webm of the girl hip thrusting the boy.

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>female coworker said i lost some ass and thighs
>dont know if that means she was mirin or not

>>42671285
Roger Federer looking good

>>42670763
you clean the bar uou fucking mongrel
or are you seriously telling me that one clean leaves you too tired to do a set of presses with the same weight
fucking dyel weak faggot

>>42673092
In the ''Game of Thrones: Cast Commentary on A Union of Fire and Ice (HBO)'' Peter Dinklage comments on the scene that ''It's dangerous, for everybody involved, i'm sure it's good for both of them, in the moment'' So i guess tyrion sees it as a some sort of vurnerability in terms of getting danyeres accepted to the throne down the line if she ends up marrying a northern bastard?

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>>42669993
I actualy have a large round ass on a rather slim frame and my gf can't keep her hands of it.

It was exactly the same with my ex gf's.

So yes I would say girls also love a juicy big ass

>>42670490
SquatznOatz

>>42670798
No nigger, he's dating the red headed wildling.

>>42670736
The eternal friendzone, almost feel sorry for the bastard, but everyone knew from the beginning it was going to be Dany and Jon together at the end.

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>>42673539
Once some guy on this site told me squats don't actually give you a bigger ass and it's just a meme, what's up with that?

>>42671382
But 15 y/o girls are what I want anon.

>>42671429
Aegon's father, remember that's Jon's real name.

>>42672367
>Joff was normal
What the fuck do you consider normal mate?

>>42669993
yeah, i dont know why but mine is really firm and round i get asked about it all the time

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>>42670134

One day laying in bed my gf said I have a "lady ass and so firm." hmmm

>>42669993
How does he have no ass or leg hair? it's cold in the north

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>>42672782
my ass brother

>>42672268

Perpetual ironicposters need to be killed.

>>42673148

Imagine thinking this is a wholesome, a-okay video.

>>42672828

No, sorry.

>>42673514

Yes, he's worried about the political outcomes.

>>42673397

This, don't pay attention to what they say, actions speak louder than words.

Also a good ass is evolutionary attractive because it shows better thrusting power.

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>>42672937
you mean underpansu-san?

>>42673473
That's the best pic I've seen in a very long time, thanks.

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>>42673539
I've read it as
>SpetsnazOats

>there are straight males in this thread that unironically want a bigger ass
fucking faglords

>>42673421
at that angle they're way too easy.
use glute ham raise machine

They're kinda weird. I like to look at them in clothes, but when naked all I can picture is the hair getting poop on it. I like hairy men, but I wouldn't go near a man's butt.

Seriously, how do you guys deal with not having a hairless butt?

>>42671253
Hasn't he fucking suffered enough

>>42674086
Shower often
How to find grills who likes body hair?
Most say they don't.

>>42674131
Just depends on their taste.

I like it for aesthetics and fuzzy to touch. :3

>>42673512
Care to explain the fine details of grip and rack position between OHP and clean?

Because if you can't, you should be using a rack of sorts.

I have a great ass but a hairy crack. What do?

>>42670028
my mom slaps my ass all the time

>>42674086
The poophair issue is rare for me, and I have a good amount of body hair.

Related: many women don't realize it, but they often have ass hair as well.

>>42669993
Hell, my mother popped convo with my father because she thought he had a great ass

>>42673596
he's wrong because squats gave me a bubble butt

>>42673397
This is bullshit, most of my female acquaintances (I refuse to call them friends as they can't grasp the idea of honour) told me, that they always found me intimidating and that's why they would never approach me to talk.

while I was cooking one time the girl Im dating tried to sneakily take pics of my ass.

I saw and pulled down my pants and she started laughing saying that I seem to like my ass and so does she

>>42674252
you're totally clueless, don't you.

My GF told me our mutual female friends said to her that my ass looks really good (havent seen them in over half a year and been squatting and deadlifting a ton).

>>42669993
he's a dyel tho
his ass doesn't count if he takes off his shirt and looks mediocre

>>42674269
Of course I am, why else would I be here? Jokes aside - my levels of charisma are deep down in mariana's trench, the most I can amount to is not letting my autism take over when I have to buy groceries. Another proof, short story of how I met my first gf - me and my friends got into a hotel room and while in the process of getting smashed we were a bit too loud, so this girl came to our appartment, I opened the door already annoyed, she told us to be quiet or she will have to come again to which I replied "fuck off, cunt, you can come here as many times as you wish, but we won't stop now"...and then she came, spent the whole night with us sitting on my bed...so yeah, I am pretty clueless.

>>42669993
Is it gay if i want to fuck him? I'm gay tho.

Everyone likes a nice ass

>>42674522
No

>>42669993
lads how do I get a smooth ass like that, my arse cheeks and crack look like tormund beard
asking for a friend

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>>42673473
Fucking hilarious. Saved.

>>42674522
Just say "No homo" first. You'll be fine.

>>42669993
Miring that Manlet physique those stubby legs

do these actors have their ass waxed or do they have naturally hairless asses?
t. someone with a hairy ass

>>42671231
someone post it

>>42675143

makeup department would have spent half an hour making sure they look gooooood

t.someone who works in da biz

>>42673596
They definitely don't target the glutes specifically. Lunges are better for glutes then if they have that machine where you kind of kick backwards and upwards that's the one you want.

You see chicks doing the same movement holding a little DB in the crook of their knee.

That's the movement that will grow your glutes.

>>42675197
so somebody's job is ass makeup-applyer? but my original question still stands. do these guys get their asses waxed or not?

>>42675218

Yeh usually the actor will be asked to come pre-trimmed or waxed the day of the shoot and then makeup will touch them up. No-one is specifically hired for butt stuff, but someone does do it.

>>42675257
I wonder how hairy all these guy's asses really are. I mean I'm not in the minority here with a hairy ass right heheh...

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>>42670569
ding ding ding ding ding

>>42670569
>have banged all my girl(space)friends after knowing them for 1 year+ each
Sorry what's that, virgin?

>>42670569
Go back to /r9k/ you autist.

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>>42669993
Imagine being Kitt in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emilia Clarke, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and horrific puffy monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kitt and not only having to pretend you've wanted this since you've first met her, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and droopy tits, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she took breaks and asked for retakes because the camera got a shot of her actual body. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DAENARYS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD because they're not the ones who have to lay there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later allegedly gingers your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in L O N D O N. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "womanly (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you lay there and endure, because you're Jon fucking Snow. You're not going to lose your failing movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I leg press 900 pounds naturally so my ass is perfect. Women Always trying to rub it or lick it.

>>42673473
is the little poop demon trying to draw a pentagram?

I gmhave hyperpegmentation and stretchmarks on my ass. Will I ever make it?

>>42674867
shave/moisturize the brapcave my bro

its the only whey

>>42671408
Btw, Danys parents were siblings. Gotta keep that dragon blood lineage going.

>>42675454
Underrated

>>42674252
>I refuse to call them friends as they can't grasp the idea of honour

wheezing

>>42674252
>(I refuse to call them friends as they can't grasp the idea of honour)
Interesting, what do you mean?

>>42670494
Make sure you have a spotter for hip thrusts.

>>42675887
I can only be friends with people, who understand loyalty, who know that you don't take what is not yours and you take responsbility for your own actions. They refrain from all of the abovementioned. It is always someone else's fault.

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>>42674376
Is there such thing as an autistic alpha male?

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>>42673473
> that pic

>>42670463
Were you in that /gif thread too?

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>>42672268
found the asslet

>>42669993
not as much as gay men.

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>>42671439
>ballsy of the show to plot that out lel
Jaime and Cersei have been fucking since season 1. Jaime raped Cersei on top of Jeoffry's dead body. pretty tame by comparison

>>42673512
As sad as it sounds, not every gym has just spare bars lying around. If I see someone deadlifting outside of a rack I can pretty much guarantee that there's a bench somewhere without a bar.

>>42670468
You wouldn't do anything you would be too scared

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>>42676301
Yes

>>42671263
lmao

>>42670468
no you wouldn't, skinnyfat newfriend

>>42674252
Please tell me you aren't being ironic. I want to go about my day knowing there's a fedora of this magnitude walking

>>42670763
just clean it you fucking pussy

>>42671408
targaryen marriages are traditionally usually between siblings

>>42675454
your virginity is showing

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>>42676339
WHAT GIF THREAD ?

>>42675360
How to do that?

>>42676437
That wasn't rape, she didn't resist.

>>42677641
you have to be really likable and attractive and comfy af to be around. decently funny and charming etc

>>42677647
But have you shown signs to your female friends that you liked them?

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>>42669993

Does anyone have an ass like this naturally or do you shave? I want to have aesthetic glooootz but I don't want to shave my ass like some twink faggot

His ass looks like a pair of boobs glued onto a pelvis while mine looks like a hairy mass of ass

>>42677844

get it waxed unless you're a closet case uncomfortable with his sexuality

>>42670028
Why the fuck didn't you grab some of that sweet mum arse anon?

I have the joociest male glutes its seriously like a black females ass

I never get compliments from randomers

>>42676951
I am dead serious. I don't give the slightest fucks about assumptions, signs and what not, you either tell me straight up what you want or go fuck yourself, as easy as that.

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>>42677880

but I am uncomfortable with my sexuality.. I am afraid if I have a silky smooth ass like John Snow that I will do things to it that I wouldn't do otherwise

no homo

>>42677920

>not getting your entire body, including your ass crack and asshole and ballsack and dick, waxed

>>42669993
My alcoholic moms drunk, fat friend once told me that I have a nice ass, does that count? I was 14 t the time and she was around 45 and looked like she never had a shower in her entire life! AAAHHH!! The horror!!

Lol this reminds me of high school. I'd always lift in my buddy's garage with him and whenever his older sister had friends over they'd always interrupt us to come 'say hi' and linger for awhile. Romanian splits squats are best for big ass FYI

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Rate!

>>42672367
2/3 of her children were legit retarded/unstable

>>42678620
Dyel/10

>>42669993
tfw having 8/10 face, good hair and facial hair, athletic body, above average dick and fucking retarded ugly ass

>>42673473
that pic is fucking retarded

>>42670072
Im gonna need a glute pic for evidence.

>>42675915
underrated

>>42678620
Gib ass routine / 10

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>>42669993
>Tfw no gf to grab my perfect ass

Feels bad bros

>>42669993
That scene was fucking vile Jesus

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>>42670134

>>42673751
Not what he said, but okay, fag.

>>42675454
She is really pretty tho

>>42669993
I didn't read the whole thread but I've picked up 1 girl who liked my ass and 1 who liked my legs. (On that basis alone)

>>42673596

Squats, lunges, and deadlifts will all contribute to DAT AZZ. Guys all say my ass is my best feature and it's thanks to squating.

>>42675454

Isn't Clark his girlfriend in real life too?

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>>42675454
>you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down

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>>42681217
Dude..

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>>42670134

>>42672819
KEK

>>42673664
make her eat it

>>42674256
proof plz

>>42675456
proof plz

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>>42681320

No, he's been with the red head from the show since like 2012

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>>42670134

>>42674312
Kit Harrington has that perfect non-intimidating but still visibly muscular look that women love. He could definitely be bigger, but he's not out of shape.

>>42673397
>making generalizations off a handful of replies on /cgl/
How much of a fucking retard are you? Did you ever go to school? Have you ever seen a picture of the "average" woman that posts on that board?

>>42673448
Bump I'm curious

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Is there any step between having chicken legs and squatting? Is there anything you could do to get your legs and butt to be bigger before you start squatting?

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>Noone posting glute routines

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>>42683123
How do I get rid of ass acne and a large amount of dark brown skin around my cornhole /fit/?

I have clear skin on the rest of my body. I wash my face with face wash every day, and I got rid of my bacne by tanning, but my ass skin is disgusting and my last girlfriend told me it put her off

>>42683123
Squat
Deadlift
More squats and deadlift

SQUAT LIKE 315 FOR 5 REPS OR SOMETHING AND HAVE LOW BODYFAT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS FUCK U ALL!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB aSS NICCAS ACTING LIKE ITS ROCKET SCIENCE... FUCK U!!!!!! READ THE GOD DAMN STICKY BEFORE I SMACK U U P GOD FUCKING DAM N IT... DID RICH PIANAA DIE FOR NOTHING? MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

>>42670494
Heavy lunges. Did it for me.

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>>42675454
Ayy I recognize this pasta.
Well done, anon.

>>42669993
Okay an ugly saggy Hank Hill ass is a turn off. Though a good ass is not necessarily a turn on. If it is for a woman, I'd be very fucking wary because she might have a pegging fantasy or secretly be a lesbian. Mark my words, women do not get sexually excited about a man's ass unless she is interested in doing something with that ass.
t. female

>>42682784
leg press

>>42670569
Shame on me for believing in what I was told throughout my informative years...I guess I should have known better

>>42672819
Lol

>>42682042
Oh fuck off idiot, it's not just /cgl/.

>>42674376
well yes, you're pretty clueless.

>>42683240
>large amount of dark brown skin around my cornhole /fit/
ever heard of ass bleach?

>>42673796
How is thrusting power an evolutionary advantage you fucking retard.

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>>42670331
>ywn have a prostitute literally begging to peg your ass

>>42670786
Power racks are for fucking anything. Power racks are not fucking squat racks.

I went to dinner with a friend after trimming down and gaining some mass and she made me walk up stairs and shit so she "can get an ass shot".

Women love man ass. I feel sorry for others because honestly 99 percent of men in the gym have terrible asses.

Shit, there was this skinny guy in front of me the other day and me and a girl looked at each other with grimaces because he was flat as a board and it was just off putting.

>>42683677
>How having the largest muscle group solidly developed could be considered a general indicator of fitness and health
>Btw how displaying a good ability in procreating could be considered a plus from an evolutionary PoV
Jeez, I wonder.
Retards, right.

>>42683680
I had a paid female (male) literally begging to "peg" my ass. She even proposed to refund me

Yes, I did accept

>>42683702
Nice job queer

Yea my gf loves slapping my ass and grabbing it during sex

Squats and deads ftw

>>42669993
Yes. Women look at our asses and find men with small asses a turn off.

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Women evolved to be attracted to glutes and abs because glutes and abs are the muscles men use most while fucking.

Prove me wrong fag you won't do it no balls.

>>42675454
>you fuckin' fine
Im not a nigger and neither is kit

>>42670852
Post scene, faggot.
>no homo

>>42684994
>implying I would out myself on 4chan

>>42685143
It was a gay scene?

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>>42670134

>>42683714
Did you enjoy her spunk in your ass?

>>42675454
KEK

>>42670483
Rider from Fate/stay night + hollow ataraxia

>>42678620
>jaack

>>42684650

How exactly could Catwoman break Supermans skin?

>>42669993
Fuck this, fucking manlet gay ass twink. So what "uh muh glutes" so fucking what!? The dude is manlet scum and in real life I would cuck his bitch ass.
I'm 6/3 and jacked btw so manlets btfo. This board is so shit these days fucking manlets.

>>42685552
Never thought about it that way, /fit/ is shit now because manlets all think they are people and in real life I would cuck them all. Everytime I see a guy shorter than me I can't help but know she would prefer to have me (6/3 btw) I can't bring myself to respect someone shorter than me.
Fuck manlets, they are scum and the only reason he is getting to lay in this goddess is because it's not real.
In the show she even said he was too small for her, that was improved because that's how she honestly feels.
So of course he has glutes, all midgets do.

>>42685618
/thread

>>42685498
kriptonails

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>>42685552
>>42685618
>>42685631
Same fag, and sounds like you got cucked at one point and are very bitter about it....

>>42685552
>>42685618
>>42685631
t. insecure lanklet

>>42669993
how can I tell if my ass is small or decent? really hard to take a proper ass pic.

>>42674104
His destiny is to suffer. I feel for him.

>>42673514
>"Oh by the Seven, its Robb all over again".

>>42672782
I know that feel bro

>>42675454
>in L O N D O N
fucking lost it

>>42670331
A literal whore or just a whorish girl?

>>42670468
You've never beaten anyone's ass, but you fantasize about it. Same with sex. Sorry, kiddo.

>>42687199
>>42687239
Wow guess we found the manlet guys!

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What are some good bodyweight exercises for getting some decent glutes?

>>42688839
Try pilates. Because it's marketed towards women they put more emphasis on working out glutes and legs.

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>>42670552
She probably thinks he is too old

>>42688960
Yeah fucking right! That dude is a piece of shit manlet! There is no way in hell he could reach her if he was on a normal guys shoulders. Shit they almost the same height! Fuck manlets.

>>42689356
You're absolutely right, I can NOT stand when fucking manlets try to tell me what to do.
Quick story.
>At my gym, biggest guy there
>6/3 175 lean and bulky with good veins, sort of a goal body thread physique.
>Little ass chode manlet who's maybe 5/8 walking around like he's buff
>See him in the weight room so I leave my dumbbells on the floor
> "Hey pick those up." Can't look me in the eyes, literally and figuratively.
>"That's what you're here for little guy " put my headphones in and give him a wink.
>Manlet didn't do shit, make sure to leave not wiping anything down and give him a quick wink while I leave.
>MFW the frustrated look on his face.
Manlets when will you learn?

>>42673397
This doesn't even say an athletic body is good you dumbass. The consensus seems to be that athletic > usually intimidating and douchebag. If the athletic guy isn't intimidating and a douchebag > date him regardless. There isn't anything here that says they subconsciously crave for fit men.

The problem is on me for believing /fit/'s IQ to be actually decent, though.

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>>42670134

>>42688254
Whore as in I paid $200 to fuck her for an hour and we fucked for 2 hours instead

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>>42669993
YES WE DO holy fuck

>>42689714
lol you dont even realize how bad you are autism

>>42689714
That never happened faggot

>>42689817
>look at me, too intellectual for /fit/
>I'll sperg and say that it's so struggling for me to believe in someone with an IQ decent enough to understand the idiocy I keep spewing, clearly representing that I'm a total idiot
oh yeah, another Dunning-Kruger' autismal child.

>>42680974
holy fuk

>>42690125
Seems like you are the autismal child since you ranted a whole paragraph about the one last remark I made, while ignoring my whole post basically. Good fucking job.

>>42689714
lanklet BTFO lmao

>>42690212
>no u
gg, kys

>>42675454
>later allegedly gingers
This is pure gold. Bravo, Kit.

>>42671268

My god I would love a cycling gf, who's she?

>>42669993

aegon banging his sister.webm*