Gainz Goblin

Women. When a woman hits me up and wants to fuck I can't resist. My lizard brain goes skip the gym this one time and sex is just like cardio. There's just something about pussy that makes me forget everything. White, yellow, black, brown. Color doesn't matter as long as it's pussy. Fat ass, no ass, big tits or mosquito bites. I love them all. Help me fit

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This girl I'm dating. She comes by and I don't hit my calory goal for the day, and I don't get that much sleep... I've been trying to just get it all done before she gets here, and lately have been making us go to bed earlier if she comes by, but it's slower progress. Honestly makes me not want to see her as often

School, women, booze. My trifecta of weakness. I get 4 hours a night because of school, the girl I'm seeing just wants to eat and fuck, and I drink wine almost every night.

>>42669818
>Why contain it?

>be me 18 yo still at home before uni
>work out at home
>dad sees me doing squats
>110kg deep like 10 reps
>"anon that's really stupid you should wear the back brace"

sometimes he comes over to me and tries to lift the weight i'm using between my sets and i'm just there like
>NO DAD YOU'RE GONNA SNAP YOUR SHIT UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING
and then he proceeds to try and do whatever i'm doing with the worst form you can imagine wobbling all over the place really quite annoying t b h

>>42669853
Faggot

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I'm my own gain goblin

Missing sleep.
Really feels like a waste of time but gotta do it to make gains.

Wish I could skip it

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>Tfw used to starving
>Surrounded by high protein foods and carbohydrates
>Have days where I feel too jaded to eat anything

What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit

Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.

What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.

How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

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Definitely Potato chips. Last year during the epl season I would buy a packet of these every saturday after work and finish it whenever spurs were playing. Managed to avoid it all during the off season and still havent bought a packet 3 weeks into the new season

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>>42669777
Woman, Beer, Injuries

>>42671654
>potato chips
you posted tyrrells so i presume you're a glorious British subject, call them crisps ya fag

>>42671286
the fact you are still complaining about your parents being gainz goblins is fucking hilarious and sad.
nice bait otherwise

My height maybe? My shoulders are way too broad for my height, being big makes me look small

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alcoholism, i usually have 3-4liters of lager a night, although the hangover clears out by the middle of next day so i can go lifting again

>>42669777
Jerking off

So much time and energy, all goblined away...

Fucking addicted to this dopamine shit

>>42671286
>can't get gf because of their bullshit