Thread replies: 14
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1
Anonymous
Gorillas who fap the most are more likely to be betas 2017-08-29 01:36:34 Post No. 42668730
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Gorillas who fap the most are more likely to be betas 2017-08-29 01:36:34 Post No. 42668730
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Gorilla_ZN.jpg (217KB, 1919x1075px) Image search:
[Google]
217KB, 1919x1075px
Gorillas who fap the most are more likely to be betas
Anonymous
2017-08-29 01:36:34
Post No. 42668730
[Report]
Is the debate over?
> We found some evidence that masturbation is linked to low mating opportunities: regardless of rank, males were most likely to be observed masturbating on days in which they were not observed mating, and lower-ranking males mated less and tended to masturbate more frequently than higher-ranking males.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3810986/
>>
Can confirm. i used to be the gorilla masturbator in the zoo i worked for.
>>
animals dont masturbate you retard, only humans do
>>
They masturbate because they're beta, not the other way around.
>>
>>42669259
Not true.
My pet bird used to fuck its wooden perch.
>>
>>42669259
a quick google search will prove you wrong. Its amazing how you wankers will defend your precious wanks pathetic.
>>
>>42668730
>masturbation is used to ease unfulfilled sexual desires
Woah dude, next you're going to tell me that thirsty people drink water.
>>
>>42668730
Who cares anyways a beta gorilla is way more alpha than the chadest man
>>
>>42668730
isn't this obvious though?
Having real sex is better than fapping. But if you cant fuck, then you fap. It's not the other way around.
OP is either dumb as fuck or this is a bait thread, saged regardless
>>
>>42668730
they would be masturbating because they are beta, not beta because they masturbate.
>implying chads don't wank
>>
>>42668730
>A vegan is beta unless it rubs dick furiously
Sounds about right.
>>
>>42668730
FUUUUUUUUUARK NOFAP DENIERS BTFO
>>
Very True. Do nofap to be a real alpha.
>>
>>42668730
Humans are not gorillas retard.
/thread
Thread posts: 14
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1