>coworker brings cookies and shortbread for the entire office

Well eat some ya faggot

Is there anything worse than office culture?

>breakroom talk consists of the same people bitching about the weather and traffic for the 10,000th day straight
>same dude making the shittiest dad-jokes every fucking day
>fat cows bringing snacks to work to make everyone else as fat as them
>highschool levels of gossip and people trying to stab you in the back for promotions

Fuck im glad i left that behind me

>>42663843
>same dude making the shittiest dad-jokes every fucking day

s-sorry

>>42663843
This.

Holy fuck, I've been working in an office environment as a designer for the last three years and this is all they talk about.

Though it does help break the ice when running into a qt at the water cooler

>>42663766
iifym faggot she was nice enough to bring in food for everyone eat some

>>42663843
nobody liked you at the office sorry to break it to you

>>42663843
Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

>>42663922
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>42663843
>when they play drop you out of the CC and hoard the email contact

>>42663981
Isley isley isley..... You never learn man..

>work at the front desk of a hotel
>high stress job
>barely any time to eat dinner because I usually work alone
>we have to put freshly baked cookies (which we bake ourselves) at the front desk for all guests
>end up eating like 5-6 of these a night

I'm getting fat but need the money

wat do

>>42664329
don't eat the cookies you fat fuck

>5'8 manlet
>cutting at 1700 calories
I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME, WHY CAN'T I BE TALLER REEEEEEEEEE

>>42663843
no.

I think you mean, is there anything worse than women in the office.

>spend hours a day gossiping with each other
>randomly call out sick more than anyone else at work
>horrible managers, don't understand what tasks are most important
>moody and lazy because of lack of exercise outside of work.

>>42663766
>No hanks i dont eat sweets
Or non-superiority complex version
>No hanks im diabetes

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>that one chubby guy always talking about going to the gym
>always seen eating somewhat healthy
>lectures people on health and fitness
>hasn't lost any weight or made any progress whatsoever since I've been working there