Rich was awesome. You'll be missed goddamnit.

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Everything about the Stay Puft Oil Man was fake--fake muscles, fake plates, fake height (wore lifts), fake tan, fake teeth (veneers), fake hair (transplant) and even fake face. He had tons of work done on his face (and every other part of his body) according to his ex-fiancee.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=462947.msg6665099#msg6665099

He bought expensive watches--and rented expensive cars--and then returned them after making a video showing them off. In other words, his possessions too were fake. His wife had fake tits. Hell, those probably weren't even his dogs.

I guess I couldn't blame him, though. He was like a Kardashian sister--he had no discernible talent but we knew who he was for some reason. And he seemed to do well by selling teenage boys on YouTube some weird, macho fantasy of being a badass who didn't give a fuck about anything when in reality he was one of the most insecure people in the world. And like a Kardashian, he was raised by a narcissistic SoCal mother with a plastic surgery addiction and a closet homo bodybuilder dad. It's surprising he wasn't even more screwed up.

>>42653364
Is this some kind of shitty copy pasta or are you just extremely pathetic and desperate for (you)s

>>42653364
>http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=462947.msg6665099#msg6665099
dayum

>>42653364
Clearly didn't watch the video. But thanks for your input.

>>42653364
This. He was a sad cunt tbqh

>>42653364
Really makes you think