Should I even bother with lifting

how big is it at full mast? that's all that matters desu

>everyone at my university knows it
explain

>roid
>get huge
>learn how to eat women out
>become the best pussy and ass eater in your area
>have women line up for orgasms
>buy 7 or 8" strap on to finish them off

>>42651842
>>everyone at my university knows it
Why? Did your penis inspection day results get leaked?

Also, you can lift, it's still a fun and rewarding hobby, but don't expect it to boost your confidence with women too much.

>>42651842
Gib story pls

Girl I was with left me because of it and word got around she also had a picture she sent to a few people and now everyone knows

I dont see how those two things are connected ? Can you explain that to me ? You can either be small, weak and ashamed of your dick or you can be big, strong and ashamed of your dick.

If you goal is to get girls then move somewhere else where people dont know, as hard as that may sound but if you are truly that ashamed then that is your best bet.

If they want to make fun of you the only thing that changes is that they will do it behind your back instead if they are afraid of you.

So you need to get over the fact that you got dealt a shitty hand and make the best of it. and if you think lifting will make you happier then go ahead, fuck other people...

>>42651922
Have you ever had sex?

>>42651922
> hey fit, what should i do about my incurable genetic deformity
i guess kill yourself?

>>42651922
I legitimately feel bad for you man

good luck

>>42651842
Just be yourself bro!

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>>42651842
Find a girl without a vagina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUJNXdCNGE

>>42651856
Become literally grey worm OP.

every great person has a chip on their shoulder, the question is just if you give up or use that hate for the world as fuel for your path.

napoleon and mayweather were manlets, hitler wasnt a good enough artist, valuev was a freakshow his entire life, brady was too weak and didnt have the arm to be a QB, Usain Bolt was too tall to be a short distance sprinter, Vardy was a factory worker and too old to make it in the Premier League...

who are you gonna be ? the guy that kills himself or the guy that uses his shortcomings to his advantage ? normal people dont have this burning desire and hate to be truly great...

>>42652122
Grey worm is a dyel.

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>>42651842
can anybody help me please...
I have at 6in length 6 inch girth penis...
I don't know what size condom to get.
Anyone know please help :(
I don't know because my girth is big but length is not

>>42651842
Honestly if you're bi i would just date men.
If you're sure you couldn't then the only way for you to live a happy life is to realise that you will probably not have sex ever and stop pursuing girls overall.
Instead try achieving something you think would be fun wether it be 1/2/3/4 or writing a book.
Adoption is pretty much as far as you're gonna get unless the doctor would be willing to extract the sperm from your balls and then artificially put it in a womb.

>>42652142
>>Napoleon was a manlet
kill this normie meme pls

>>42652154
So just buy some and try them on?

>>42651922
lol sue her. Like actually.

Men can't share those picks without legal repercussions, women can't either.

I am sure there are plenty of laws that state what the damages are.

"my dick is small should i lift weights or not?"

ahahahahaha this is so fucking beta omg

"i wanna do X but my dick is small so i can't"

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS SO BETA I M LAUGHING OUT LOUD
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42652171
He was still a manlet by /fit/ standards.

>>42651922
How long is it?

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>>42651842
Anon, people can be hateful and full of spite they will always find something to hurt you with and they will likely use this against you, lifting should not be about other people or what they say and do its about yourself, try and improve yourself and better than you were yesterday, regarding dick size, check out what adrianna chechik has to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZZl_cfVc


different girls/people will have different preferences and thats alright, but its not alright for you or others to see you as being less deserving of respect.

>>42652172
don't want to waste money :(

>>42652181
true, but who isn't?

>>42652108
LOL

>>42652181
Shaq is a manlet by /fit/ standards

>>42652108

lel his bf looks like a superman movie villain

>>42652208
Well enjoy getting a girl pregnant or not keeping a condom on because you didn't want to "waste money".

>>42652208
If you can't spare a few bucks for a one time cost to figure this out, you shouldn't be having sex. Even among similar sizes, different people have different shapes, firmness, preferences, etc.

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>>42651842

try reading this by pic related

https://nylon.com/articles/porn-star-advice-kayden-kross-penis-size

and maybe watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKEMqnMU0co

>>42651842
Can you post your dick please? Sometimes I wonder if tiny dicks are more fun to suck on.

>>42652154
(you)

>>42651922
lmao shut the fuck up retard.Seriously though why are you doing this?

>>42652108

I want to see what it looks like so badly.

>>42652108
>not knowing until 18 she didn't have a vaginal opening

I'm confused how they didn't notice when she was born?

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>>42651842
>6'2
>Big dick
>everyone knows i got a big dick
>girls scared of getting hurt by my big dick

>>42653155
So you do not get to fuck? What are you smug about?

>>42651842
Well, kill yourself, I guess. There's nothing we can do about it.

>>42651851
>at full mast?
Micropenis means that it's at most just the size of a normal penis head.

There is no fucking mast, it's literally a micropenis

>someone with a micropenis could get a gf
>and I'm a kissless virgin.

>>42651842
Get braced for incoming:
>Compensating for something, eh? *Giggle*
>Haha

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>>42652108
>literally has no vagina or reproductive organs
>still has a Chad bf

Fuck it, I'm out. I hope I'm reborn as a girl next time.

>>42653254
being able to woo women has nothing to do with your penis

>>42653270
>that vocal frying fag voice
>chad

lmao

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>>42652208
Just buy the three packs and try them. Way cheaper than knocking up some chick you don't know who she really is?

>>42651842
Show micropenis ?
I'm just curious bro
>no homo

>>42653152
I think she can have sex etc but it looks different on the inside like the structure

>>42653312
Yeah, I'm sure you look better than him, bro.

>>42653270
Maybe she gives good sloppy toppys. Or let's him fuck hookers.

I can guarantee you that there is some girl out there who wouldn't mind you having a micro penis. Maybe a girl that is asexual, or some girl that has vaginismus or something. Vaginismus is vaginal canal that is too tight for sex.

What you could do is to find some sort of vaginismus support forum, and tell them about your micropenis and maybe get in contact with one of these vaginismus girls and get a relationship going.

Maybe you one day even want to have babies, and then a doctor can easily take your sperm and inject it in her for you. I don't know if girls with vaginismus can give birth though, but cesarian is a possibility.

Just stop thinking about your penis, and start living your life, get a good personality and an interesting life with hobbies and joy and fun, and some girl out there is going to latch herself onto you. Remember that you have a healthy body, a healthy mind and many good years a head of you.

>>42653338
She said their sex life was non-existant, though maybe she's being a typical woman and thinks blowjobs "don't count".

>>42653270
Anal sex and blowjobs is still possible.

>>42652108
>her bf is getting head and anal like nothing else
>If they wanted to start a family he gets to bang her sister
>mad sympathy

lucky dude desu

>>42653346
Or anal...

>>42651856
Take it from a guy with a decent dick, skills outside of penetration work wonders, often out perform what I do with Willy for my gf.

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Become an trap. it is the only scenario where the size of you penif doesn't matter

>>42653353
>>42653369
Still, imagine a dude being born without a dick. 0% chance of getting a gf.

>>42651842
Get swole for yourself. Screw everyone else.

It's better to just accept that dick size is gonna be a factor for people, but having confidence in yourself despite your peen shortage is a valuable hurdle for life that a lot of guys can't clear, even those with large dicks. People can think what they want, but you need to do this for yourself.

>>42651842
Get swole to beat the shit out of everyone who laughs. Who cares what people think if they're too afraid to say it desu.

>>42653599
Then he should train boxing or kickboxing. Lifting is a joke when it comes to fighting.

>>42651842

www.goodinbed.com/ebooks/

Learn other sexual skills.

>>42651842
>born with micro penis
lol

>>42651842
I wish my mother/sister in law would see my penis:(

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>>42652108
>be this guy
>never had a girlfriend
>see a beautiful girl and ask her to be friends
>finally he asks her to be more than friends and she accepts
>its saturday night at pub
>bring her to his room
>imgoingtolosemyvirginity.jpg
>she gets naked
>find that she is one of the few women in the planet that hasnt a vagina
>tfw

>>42653152
it's not like they're gonna stick their finger in a baby to check if you can get in the vagina.. The opening is so small if the genitals and asshole look normal on inspection the doctor will look no further.

>>42652108
well guess it's gonna be anal everyday

>>42653890
??? when my daughter was born we all did

>>42653790
What

>>42651842
have a friend with baby dick syndrome and he always talks about it, even with girls he just meets he just puts that shit out there so it's known and there's never that moment of huge disappointment. seems to work for him, and he's forced to go into some other freaky shit to satisfy women. WHATEVER IT TAKES BRAH.

>>42653952
mmmm baby dick

>>42653952
what freaky shit?
what do the girls say when he brings it up?

>>42652108
>guy could easily get any girl he wanted
>still stays with this girl who has no vagina
Memes aside, that's honestly pretty heartwarming. I just wonder if she would stay if it were the other way around.

>>42651842
Am i the only one who thoguht that was Jim Carrey

>>42654055
I'd stay with her but honestly I'm against surgery to the genitals, it's the stuff of nightmares

Could just give her the ol' natty lickaroo for a blowie and some mutual masturbation

>>42654074
I'd like to think that I'd stay with her if I had already fallen in love with her. But who knows really. I suppose that only being able to have anal/oral with a beautiful girl you really love wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

>>42653353
BUT SHE WAS DENYING HIM SEX AT ALL, SHE SAID SHE HAD NONEXISTANT SEX LIFE, NO BJS NO ANAL NO NOTHING

WHAT A FUCKING KEK

>>42653270
He HAS to be getting it on the side, and she has to be ok with that.

Calm yourself. It's his fault. Fuck him for perpetuating the pedestalization of women. If I found that out I'd be gone. He is just like all the thirsty betas who fuck fat chicks because they are available. She is the same as a morbidly obese chick with virtually no value, except it's a rare case of whatthefuck.jpg

>>42654117
She's lying, dude.

Aren't there surgeries to correct for this?

>>42654117

>>42654172
This

She would never admit on camera that she takes it up the Arse like a whore or blows him everyday

>>42653790
kek

>>42652195
5.9 inches

>>42652154
I'm about the same, 6.5 length 6 girth. The magnum thins work pretty good. But yeah our proportions are way off. Fuck circumcision I would be at least 7" without that shit

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6.7 is the real cutoff for microdicks

>>42654154
You seem like a delight to be around

>>42653790
>dating a 5'1 QT
>she has light red hair, pale skin and orange eyes
>she's thin but still has a juicy ass
>can't wait to destroy her
>after one month I finally am alone with her in her house
>make out with her and undress her
>am about to stick my dick in her
>it wont fit
>go down on her
>put lube on my dick
>still wont fit
>turns out she has vaginism
>tfw had anal a couple of times with her then broke off

>>42654338
do u just keep the excess rolled up?
is snug?

>>42651853
This

>>42651922
Gimme dimensions my nigga. What's your size. Length/girth

>>42654454
Yeah you roll it down the base of ur dick right, so maybe an extra inch or so sits at the bottom. Not a big deal. Makes it a little tighter at the bottom but not right enough to cut blood flow. 10/10 would recommend.

There are also sites that do like custom sizes where u can enter in length and girth and they'll make one within 1/2 inch dimensions. Never tried them but I think u can order them off amazon

>>42651842
http://www.drelist.com/penile-enlargement-surgery/

>>42654452
Reminds me of my ex. She had vaginism, but refused to admit it. When fingering her she would accept 1 finger, but if I did 2 (or by god 3) she would instantly tighten her muscles and refuse me. We could have sex, even though it was painful for her at the start, later she became more relaxed and it was easier. She still always had a really high tension of the pelvic muscles so I couldn't last more than 5 minutes per round even though I've fucked girls for 45 minutes before.

Glad I broke up with her, it was always so annoying that like half the time we did it (long distance for a while, had to go through this cycle every time we were together again) would just be painful for her and she refused to even acknowledge the problem just saying 'my vagina is just too tight I can't help it'...

>>42654562
Maybe your dick was just too big

>>42654570
My dick is a bit above average though nothing extreme.
It was purely psychological, I mean my dick is about as thick in girth (maybe even a little thicker) as 3 fingers. But if I would try to put 2 fingers in her she would already scream it's painful (only as soon as she realised I was putting more than 1 inside).

>>42652167
This. Just let dudes fuck you in your ass op.

>>42652108
I bet she does anal like a champ though

>>42654492
My penis is basically inside my body when erect the tip probably goes out a half inch

>>42653270
Ever heard of anal or blow jobs anon?

>>42654602
wtf thats a big ass dick. mine is 2 fingers thick :S

damn I feel sorry for u OP. Just get swole asf, people will still make fun of you but atleast you're swole asf :^)
>have shrimp dick
>be swole and have shrimp dick
Choose one desu

>>42654562
That's nice that you managed to have sex with her, it must've been crazy tight.
>'my vagina is just too tight I can't help it'...
This pissed me off so much, I made her go to the gynecologist and she got a set of dildo's going from small to big to help her stretch, didn't work because she didn't felt like doing it regular.
I tried to make it work with her but after a couple of months I got too frustrated by having a gf and not having regular sex so I broke it off.

>>42654636
I mean the girth of 3 fingers held close together, not the width at the base.. besides I guess it makes a difference how big your hands are as well. It's really not that big..

>>42654651
I tried to bring it up multiple times.. worst was she would like to make fun of me for not lasting long at all (even though she was a virgin before me..) and she was very easy to get an orgasm herself.. so it we both came pretty much every time..
God she was annoying I don't see how I put up with her for that long..

>>42654612
jesus, I would almost consider killing myself at that point my dude

>>42651922
Sue her or go to administration and get her fucked over. If everyone already knows, there's no reason not to.

>>42654666
satan is always right

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>>42652171
COPE

>>42652173
This, you cucklord commodore

>>42654660
I have good family around although my sister was my biggest bully about it but she has apologized admitting she took things too far

>>42654719
Demand her to suck it to make up for it

>>42652208

>waisting money
>literally only a couple of dollars

>>42652108
>having surgery for this
Just move on. Have anal, oral and move on. No need for life-threatening surgery.

That music was sickening too. Stop trying to manipulate my emotions.

>>42652108
That guy is a secret homosexual using her as a beard btw.

>>42653355

Plus he gets to look like a major good guy

>>42654719
how old are you?

how old is your sister?
how did she find out? has she said anything else? does your mom know?


>>42651842
OP, if you think about it logically, no matter what you do, whether it be getting money, getting hobbies or muscular, it could all be construed as being compensating.

You need to separate what you need from other peoples opinions, and people naturally need to feel that they are improving, physical expertise is a great way to do this.

>>42652208
I'm 7x6 and had to struggle through this shit as a virgin who had never bought/tried on a condom, and as someone who up until then perceived his penis as small/average.

6inch girth is not going to fit in any standard size condom, don't even bother, when I first tried getting one on it wouldn't even go all the way down my shaft and had a really tough time getting it by my widest point (which is like 6.25) without strangling the shit out of it. You are gonna have to go for the "magnums" or "xl" or whatever the brand equivalent is. Some of those brands still won't fit depending on your exact dimensions (like is your dick more circular or more oval shaped) because I find that at the very base of the condom if you are more oval shaped it has to pull to accommodate the width and can still be boner ruining.

Like that other anon said magnum slims seem to fit fine, although I still just hate wearing condoms in general, so I'd recommend finding someone you can fuck who is low enough risk that you should be fine with a pullout method.

link to a photo of it. You show people in public, so I'm sure you don't mind posting a link to a pic.

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>>42651842
Anon, everyone already knows, you might as well lift, because no matter what you do it will be seen or construed by others as being a compensating mechanism.

You have no choice but to power through their negativity and if possible remove them from your life, while still improving yourself.

>>42654719
Im curious about your sister/mother and what they say, you might be able to use them as a form of emotional support (don't be mollycoddled by them though.)

>>42651842
honestly dude....
if this is real, you're going to have to kill your ego as far as your dick goes entirely.
Don't pull it out like parties or some shit like you're some kind of gimmick.
You're going to have to find a really cool chick and just RADICALLY own it and play into it... almost fetishize it if you can.
If a woman knows you're REALLY aware of your situation and own it, that's attractive. If you try and force her to constantly baby your ego though, it just won't happen.
Getting fit will DEFINITELY help. It's not even a question, maximize EVERYTHING ELSE you can about yourself.

>>42654055
Not in a million years

>>42654321
Oh you

>>42654811
I'll answer your questions
I'm 20 sister is 22
She found out along with my whole family when I was diagnosed with it by a doctor
In high school I was very shy and my sister was popular and outgoing when someone would ask why I was so shy she would tell them I had a very tiny penis
My mom of course knows and has asked me once before to see it but is usually very reserved about it except when she gets drunk than she always brings it up when I'm around

>>42651842
Lifting can provide you with a proper mental attitude, it can be there for you and provide a mental cushion so to speak

It will if done correctly improve your life, they aren't going to do anything but try to tear you down to raise themselves up.


For real, your gf and university colleagues seem to be horrible people, you don't deserve that shit.

>>42654420
Roastie I see you and your gammon flaps

>>42654897
Anon don't use anyone as emotional support for this man. You are just going to have to accept that you won't be on the receiving end in pleasure from sex, ever, unless you get pleasure from pleasuring another.

Beyond that, at some point you are gonna have to shoulder the emotional burden of your deformity all on your own and move past it, or else you might as well quit now. This will destroy you if you let it, but if you find meaning in life outside of sex (thats where most of the meaning is) then you will look back at your life on your deathbed with a smile.

Your nuts work, don't they? Can't you get surgery for penis augmentation as well?

>>42654857
When did I say I show people in public

>>42654946
wow, fucking hell, your older sister shitting on her younger brother is just horrible.

>except when she gets drunk than she always brings it up when I'm around

what does she say?

Is your dad in the picture?

>>42653376
This. I always make my girlfriend come with my mouth before i fuck her.

>>42654967
Yeah man, I don't mean to shit on you by proxy OP, but your sister is a horrible grade A cunt. Your dick size is nobody's business, not any strangers business and definitely not your sisters business. It is real fucking twisted that both of your female family members EVER mention your dick in any capacity.

>>42652173

Yea do this if you want your face plastered all over the news as the micro Penis guy. Maybe you'll be instructed to show it off in court too!

isnt there some jew doctor that can give you a penis implant? it must be possible, its 2106 year of our dark lord genova

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>>42654946
I can't speak for everyone, but for me personally and through my understanding of people and the world we inhabit, Ive never heard of a group of people putting someone someone down (at least not to their face) over something the other individual can't control.

And from what you're saying, your female family members seem to be terrible people.

Id say, not only should you life, but you must lift/swim/box/rock climb etc....

hobbies and friends brought through these things can seriously enrich your life and provide you with what your parents/social circle aren't, support.

You need to power through, but realise you aren't a machine, you need people behind you and as far as i can tell they seem to be the biggest problem.

Consider transitioning, OP.

>>42654967
Nothing too hurtful just like
>here's my other daughter
Or she'll just bring up how I was diagnosed with a micro penis so she has something to talk about

>>42655033
>Ive never heard of a group of people putting someone someone down (at least not to their face) over something the other individual can't control.

are you fucking kidding me
? do you not realize how sad , empty and superficial some people are?

>>42655046
OP stop fucking LARPing you fucking actual weirdo. pretending to have a micro penis for 4chan laughs is actually more pathetic than actually having one desu

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>>42655046
>>here's my other daughter
>Nothing too hurtful

Mate, WHAT THE FUCK!

she emasculates you in front of other people, she's hurting you whether you realise it or not and it seems malicious, she fucking talks about it to strangers, holy shit, this is NOT normal, fucking hell anon, this is not healthy at all.

what about your dad? any other siblings?

>>42655046
Ask mommy to suck it and make you feel like a special little boy.

>>42655046
>bait.jpg

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>>42655046
is this a joke?

Is someone on the internet actually pretending to have a micro penis?

>>42655046
>here's my other daughter
Anon if that's true then it's very very hurtful. If you managed to get through this then I'm sure you can get throgh anything

>>42651842
What's your IQ?

>>42655046
>here's my other daughter
haahahahh

>>42655060
this

>>42652181
Speak for yourself I'm 6'2" king manlet at least.

>>42651842

Getting muscles will make it worse.

It's like putting 20k into cosmetic bodywork into a Honda civic.

>>42654946
You're fucking with us right? You have a humiliation fetish. Your sister laughing at your penis size. Your mother getting drunk and asking to see it. I see you. If you aren't trolling and are actually serious that sucks because I had a friend who's dick was like a tiny button. How do you beat your shit?

>>42651922
I'm sorry breh, she was a bitch. There's a guy in my town who goes to my gym regularly, he apparently has a micro penis and everyone in the gym knows it. Every time someone talks about him, it always starts with "That guy with a micro penis"... If you have a small dong, keep it to yourself as best as you can because now this guy is known for having a small penis, and people will remember it.

>>42655046
Confirmed for troll. Good job wasting everyones time with your lies.

it's alright anon. we don't care about your dick.

>>42652268
>tfw you find on /fit/ that your all time favorite pornstar writes interesting blogs about sexuality

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>>42655555