Hi,
I've decided to take it on myself and install sage northcutt as our new "dare I say it" /our guy/
As well as being tall (6'0" so just out of manlet status), good looking and ripped, he squats roughly 160kg and is also studying petrol or some soon to die out fuel source at university.
As 4chin is the epicentre for meme culture. I've took it on myself to check out a few habbits and/or traits for Sage. Firstly he is very polite. After checking reddit they seem to play on his politeness by calling everyone sir and saying thank you each time they discuss him. Also I believe he likes to say how he never gets tired in his fights (yes he is a talented mma athlete)......so we can incorporate that ourselves and come up with some memes.
Anyway, ITT we can discuss our new /our guy/ sage nortcutt
^PIC related
It's /our guy/
>>42651295
>6'0"
>not a manlet
Pick one
>>42651295
None of that makes him our guy and you clearly don't understand the concept
No way that guy is 160 lb at 6'0
Dude is a sentient sunflower that trains mixed martial arts
He looks like he is in a longdistance relationship with a mormon girl in Utah
>Sage "sunshine on my shoulders" northcutt
Sage has no father or mother, he is the asexual offspring of an antidepressant commercial
>he can't stop smiling
>2045
>sages mouth has reached his ears
Sage "hey guys!!!!!" Northcutt
Sage despises his name because cutting people us bad
Sage "just love my shit up" northcutt
Sage has never heard a hall and Oates song he didn't play consecutively for 24 hours
>>42651651
Wut
>>42651295
>>42651651
fucking cringed. sage
>>42651295
MMA promotions always exaggerate fighter's heights... /ourguy/ is a literal manlet.