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You are born a genetic freak Your tendons are thick as fuck

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You are born a genetic freak

Your tendons are thick as fuck
You have plenty fast twich fibers
Your nervous system is efficient like a chimps one
Your testosterone levels are higer than anyone on roids
Without lifting you are already the strongest men in the world by far

You gain muscle by just breathing
You gain strenght by just walking
Not overweight neither ugly, average looking with nice build

What would you do for a living ?
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>>42645684
Be a wwe wrestler
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probably shitpost on a mongolian cartoon message board
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>>42645684
Water filter salesman.
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>>42645696
You would end hurting them without even trying
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>>42645717
A lot of people get hurt
I could probably replace the undertaker as a crazy force of nature or some genetic super soldier gimmick
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>>42645727
Then yea
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Take roids due to my body dysmorphia
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>>42645763
You would have too much testosterone on your system you would go insane mode and molest a 6 years old girl dying on prision and wasting your gifts
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>>42645684
probably start a mafia / cult
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>>42645804
Thats interesting

But based on what ? You can do it without being a mutant
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>>42645684
Push my potential as far is it can go and become the pinnacle of human body achievment
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Probably go live in a cave and wrestle bears in a mountain
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>>42645885
Thats heroic, but your reputation would be fucked if you ever dare to fuck a trap
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pro sprinter
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>>42645785
>strongest man alive without training
>implying I couldn't break out of prison
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>>42645684
play video games professionally
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>>42646303
Is this you
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>>42645684
Probably beat the fuck out of people for a living.

>Real life trial of grasses when?
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Become the greatest shortstop of all time.
But do it with Ali-level shit talking.
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>>42645684
Green Cyborg Ninja.
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