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/FPH/- fat people hate

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tl;dr edition
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It's a salad so it's healthy
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WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON https://youtu.be/n_RTYpXEi_o
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>>42644544
Oh its that oreo os kid again
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>>42644102
anybody have that photo of a landwhale claiming she can run a mile in 3 minutes?

thanks
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>>42644847
Just realized my /fat/ folder is over 3g and my /fit/ has only two pictures in it
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Could someone please post that old pic with "I stay asleep" roleplaying?
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>>42644847
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>>42645067
thank you
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>>42644967
i know fatlogic is bad in every form but catty jealousy is just the worst thing to combine it with
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>>42644122
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>>42645281
He's admitted he's fat.
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>>42644102
>300 lb fatty
>6 minute mile
I seriously fucking doubt that
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>>42645281
He's not thin, what's your point?
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>>42645281

Trump doesn't claim to be skinny.
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>>42645203
she looks pretty normal to me desu, slight chub but I wouldn't consider that "plus size"either
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>>42644550
Why
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>>42644550
the infuriating thing is that now that wale is an internet celebrity here in Italy
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>>42644473
That much cheese wouldn't even taste good
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>>42644550
Were they openly mocking him? Please tell me they were mocking him to his face.
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>>42645429
Cheeselet detected
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god i hate fat people
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>>42644550
Im honestly confused
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>>42644967
That made me furious
What is an uterus?
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>>42645395
Give me the quick rundown pastabro. I could gather that it's from a reality show called Ciao Darwin, which is supposed to test contestant's skill and strength. Why is there a fat fuck eating a plate of spaghetti?
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>>42645340
She absolutely is 'plus sized' anon, it's just your idea of fat has been skewed by how common obesity is.
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>>42645679
you're an idiot, i'm sure no one enjoys to spend time with you
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>>42645041
>inivitation
HAHAHA
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>>42645281

The "master race" kek pathetic fags
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>>42644473
>continuing to scrape the shitty nonmelted parts

Why
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>>42645848
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>>42645677
I don't remember what happened, the episode was "fit vs unfit", and that gay fatso did something to humiliate himself, or he displayed total ignorance and people loved it. probably if you search for "ciccione gay" it's one of the first results to pop up
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>>42645863
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>>42645791
no youre the fucking idiot. He is absolutely right. She is overweight. Just because she looks "normal" doesn't mean she isn't plus sized. Being overweight is normal nowadays
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>>42645877
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>>42645890
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>>42644550
That woman is reevaluating her entire life.
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>>42645900
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>>42645919
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>>42645934
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>>42645972
classic, want to believe it
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>>42645980
We're all gonna make it.
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>>42645977
Sorry that's all I got.
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>>42645223
"Muscular"
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>>42645972
Good stuff, worth the read
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>>42645292
He has but I'm concerned he's not doing anything about it, his fatassery is the only thing I really can't support about him and it's getting out of control, I don't want to wake up tomorrow and see that he fucking ate Mueller and is waddling towards the CNN building screaming "STILL HUNGRY!" He lost some weight back on the campaign trail even with all the fast food stops, he needs to go back to whatever he was doing then, hopefully Melania can get this shit under control before something Taftesque happens.
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>tfw 215 of pure body fat, 6"1'
>tfw can't even do a push-up I'm so underdeveloped
Why live
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>>42645041
holy shit i know that dyke
she used to tell everyone how much she wished she could be a man and fuck her dad in the ass
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>>42646006

Ironically, if she mega cut she'd probably have better calves than most of /fit/

Squating 350 pounds everytime you stand up or sit down is not fucking joke dude.
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>>42646291

Do something about it faggot. Get your ass to the gym and do a clean cut.
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>>42645029
"Man, I Love Food!"
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>>42645307
Last time I checked this isn't people who claim to be skinny hate thread.
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>>42644913
The self awareness fairy skipped her when she was a baby.
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>>42646291
At 6'1 215 how "fat" can you really be? 30lbs. overweight?

Clean up your diet and start exercising you will see great results.Follow a proper routine and diet and you will see an amazing transformation.
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>>42645041
Who the fuck wants to fuck It's Pat?
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>>42645377
this is like the beginning of a zombie movie.
I seriously expected her to have like no lower jaw.
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>>42645041
>liberals.jpg
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>>42645825
Blacks and latinos are worse
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>>42646460
Shit graph. What does each percentage correspond to?
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>>42645377
/wsg/ mirror with audio please? Seriously, what the FUCK am I looking at here?
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>>42646182
Who cares about appearance? Policies matter more. He could be disabled, or even worse, a manlet for all I care.
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>>42645791
>Confirmed for a fat pig
Fuck off fat cunt
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>>42645837
Probably so it doesn't get in the way when they put melted cheese on the next "salad."
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>>42646473
Hmmmmmmmm are more people overweight or obese?

But desu, it's better if certain minorities (and I say certain minorities, because us asians are the least overweight) deny they have higher obesity rates. If they realize it, they'll start crying to the government about how they need more money for special programs to help them. And you know the government just loooves pissing away money on these "ur so special" programs instead of taxing the fuck out of fatties, which would be the REAL solution. But no, when it comes to that suddenly the ratios of overweight people by race will become relevant and you'll claim it's discrimination.
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>>42646473
How stupid are you?
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>>42644473
What is this dish called? I see potatoes, spinach or arugula, and salami?
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>>42645972
I was expecting them to pull some kind of douchebag tier prank on him. But they ended up accepting hin
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>>42646322
Do you think she'd peg me anon?
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>>42646545
"HAHAHAHA UR ASIAN U HAVE SMALL PEEPEE"

just saying it so that it isn't used as an argument, anon.
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>>42646658
>"HAHAHAHA UR ASIAN U HAVE SMALL PEEPEE"
>just saying it so that it isn't used as an argument, anon.

have you considered necking yourself? If not, you should.
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>>42645622
A fake organ made up by fatphobic doctors to shame people. Everybody knows that babies swim around in belly fat to build their strength
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>>42646503
>what the FUCK am I looking at here?
PCP in action
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>>42646506
I didn't say I didn't vote for him, but I'm concerned for his health.
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>>42644473
I am physically disgusted
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>>42646552
It's a ""salad""
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>>42644550
Smug fat people need to die. They should not be happy or content with their life even if its merely their delusions. FUCK this fat motherfucker. I hate fat people
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>>42645972
top story/10 would read again. Total feels.
Never trust a fatty
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>>42646658
Lol thanks
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>>42646772
i'm sure he's fine. he has the best healthcare of anyone in the world.
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>>42646828
>>42646552
>>42645837
>>42645429
it's called raclette and it's delicious.

it's meant to be eaten like fondue, not something you'd eat every day.
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>>42646926
>not something you'd eat every day
If only ome people understood that. However, I would not consider "raclette" to be delicious because of the simple fact that it relies of a pound of cheese for a flavor, I can't imagine how awful it must be. Like using a litre of cream in your shit smoothie and calling it delicious.
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>>42646954
it's basically just french nachos.
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>>42645429
that really depends on the cheese
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Best chubby chaser jokes?
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>>42646968
Chubby chasers more like chubby briskly walking
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>>42646365
under rated
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>>42645139
Did this actually happen in the video?
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>>42646394
I guess you can hate on him because he is fat but there is nothing wrong with the first tweet.
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>>42644473
fuck, that looks pretty good.
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>>42645340
She's plus size for a MODEL, but yeah, she's average looking
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>>42647224
No, unfortunately everyone was trying to be polite to the fatties even as they spewed the most absurd bullshit imaginable, it took a long time before they annoyed Julius enough for him to make the face
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>>42647522
I still can't believe not a single one of them jumped up and just said "No, you fucking don't, that's physically impossible" at any point. The screening process for guests must have been insane.
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>>42645340
"Plus size" and "petite" in modelling refer to something different than the common use of those words. It means in reference to a standard size, so petite is below 5'3", so a petite model could be fat or thin if she's short. Plus size means they're larger than the standard size. It doesn't mean they're fat, they might be too tall or too wide or too busty.
Tge point is those terms don't say anything about how fat the model is, and people are retarded for being offended by the term plus size.
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>>42645223
LOL, the thumbnail looked like a wet sloth hugging a cat's scratchpost.
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>>42646291
You aren't that far gone. Not at all.

Why live? Live to lift and improve. Live to prove those who judge wrong. Live to make your ancestors proud, to make your parents proud to show you off and brag to your friends. Live to be known among your friends as the gentle, humble giant. Live so you can one day tell your kids you were a monster when you were young without lying, and if you're lucky, to still be that man through their childhood. Live to inspire people. Live to inspire yourself. Live to show the universe/ god/higher power that you are truly worthy of the rarest, most beautiful phenomenon ever to exist: life.

Live so you can love yourself and your life through ceaseless improvement and ambition
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>>42644473
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>>42646355
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>>42645029
>MIOLF
wat
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>>42648093
heh
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>>42647942
why do British people type like this?
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>>42646062
kek
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Meh mind as well mega dump all my uploads

Fresh upload of the day isn't /fph/ material but still good
>Real Life Hulk
https://mega.nz/#!a0RiSKiS!cRxFgPPOSk1KGulOk_KgnNqCtxuMuVkzcFVb_piV3j0
>>42648099

>My Big Fat Fabulous Life
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q

>600lb Life (the highly requested episodes: James K & Steven Assanti)
https://mega.nz/#F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg

>Mama June: Hot to Not
https://mega.nz/#F!XYwG3AbI!pP7ILa1YLlzLQ9nx47gjpg
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>>42645900
>he's a virgin in his second year of university
haha... that's so crazy right bros??
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>>42646460
No matter how you frame it, that's a shit load of overweight to obese people. 67% of whites are fat, and that's the "best" group. Yikes.
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>>42648172
nice, been wanting to watch that real life hulk thing
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>>42648172
The fuck is that webm?
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>>42648328
some br who injects synthol
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>>42648352
Oh, gross.
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>>42647826
that's beautiful anon
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>>42646954
As long as you don't dislike the cheese then it's fine. You should try some real food, ya' buga.
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>>42645340
>>42645679
>>42645791
>>42647476
jesus fuck you people aren't any smarter then the whales in the cap, look up the model bitch, she's 6'2 and 163lbs you lazy shits.
>Living in a world where plus sized means over 200lbs minimum
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>>42645863
>>42645877
>>42645890
>>42645900
>>42645919
>>42645934
>>42645972
pls be real
also someone should cap that
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>>42646182
The White House doesn't feed people shit food, anon.
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>>42647854
>slimming world
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>>42644913

I laughed so hard I feel bad now. Oh honey.
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>>42644550
fucking hell i wasn't expecting to see ciao darwin on /fit/
but considering the kind of show that it is i probably should have
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>>42646322

She doubled in size!
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>>42649794

>tfw the gym brings out the best in people
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>>42645873

It sings too, apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EQP5rU4wEo

I don't speak Italian, but I know /fit/ when I see it in the comments.
>Quanto me stà sul cazzo stò frocio, che sembra Jabba The Hutt.
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>>42650376
that means
"i fucking hate that fag, he looks like jabba the hutt"
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>>42645340
>>42645879
>>42645679

She has a BMI of 20.7
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>>42645791
>fat christcuck is this mad
lel
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>>42650414
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>>42645281

With his record of bodybuilding awards, influence in the fitness scene, greater media/cultural impact, and business and political experience, no wonder Arnold Schwarzenegger has said of Trump's constant tweets to him, 'He must be in love with me'.

More than just envy much, Donnie? 'Make America Gay Again', amirite...?!
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>>42646503
>Seriously, what the FUCK am I looking at here?

America.webm
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>>42650421

Trumpy supports Jeremy Corbyn. Your argument is invalid.
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>>42648196
no. i lost virginity when i was 22
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>>42644550

sauce? wtf is this from?
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>>42650535
same here
that's probably pretty weird for normal standards but no one really cares much
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>>42645281

I'm 15% bf and I drink diet coke
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>>42646682
can I at least work on my neck gainz before I die?
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>>42650555
funny thing that when i was a virgin - then i cared
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>>42650589
i didnt care even then, when it happened it happened
probably the reason why i lost it at all, girl didnt even notice that i was a virgin since i wasnt stressed at all
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>>42650376
>he's from Naples or close to it
I fucking hate this city
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>>42647684
Kek can't unsee it.
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>>42650394

Thanks anon.
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>>42645029
>My Insulin Levels Fucked
Lots of MILFs going around these days
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>>42644913
Be careful... Or get crushed by biggest fat hoe you've ever seen.
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>>42645972

9/10 story, feels good

Motherfucker, fatty almost got you all killed though.
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>>42645281
He's 70 years old and ran million dollar businesses and now currently holds the position of the most powerful man on the planet, he also knows he's fat.
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>>42650749
She just upped her chances to get laid... By getting the designated driver drunk and full of viagra.

The part of the story we don't get to see are the reactions of the fatso's girl friends. Would they make excuses for her? Would they forgive her because one ugly hoe makes the whole bunch look better?
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>>42650376
>The same law allows judges to take unlimited sick leave. The lax policy has benefited at least two severely overweight judges. Daniel J. McCullough of Queens was finally forced into retirement earlier this week after failing to show up to work for over three years because his morbid obesity kept him in the hospital and rehab center. All the while he was collecting a $193,000 salary and will still retire with a hefty pension.

>Another judge, Elizabeth Shollenberger of suburban White Plains, landed a $175,500 seat— but her 400-pound weight prevented her from being able to climb the three steps to her courtroom bench. She’s on a fully paid, indefinite medical leave.
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>>42650962

It's funny because I can't afford to buy a house despite a full time job.

Haha.
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>>42644110
>woman takes up role commonly played by a man
I'd be mad too, nice to see a female MRA.
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>>42650962
Where's the medical anon who talked about working nurses with diabetic neuropathy in hands?
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>>42644473
As someone who is now at a healthy weight, this upsets me because this reminds me of my parents who pour buckets of dressing on their salads and say it's healthy.

If I was still fat, this would upset me because they just ruined that garlic bread, especially since garlic bread(and anything italian) is my weakness.

This webm is designed to make everyone mad.
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You want some FPS?
I got some FPS right here
It's about my (maybe someday to be) brother in-law
I told some stories already but this weekend he delievered some fresh content

Just for info, I was a fat shit once, lost 100lbs and counting, became a turbo-cardio/runningfag and now started lifting and bulking up since my skin started to look like shit
My Brother in-law is a long-time unemployed leeching shit, about 310lbs, 5'4' short and lving in his fantasy /MLP/-world at the fresh age of 24

lets get started:
>gf's godfather's 50th birthday
>rents big room of a nice restaurant, invites quite a bunch of people, pretty nice
>although there was no real dresscode, everybody tried to come there dressed at least a bit decent
>not Mr. chubber though, a stained black t-shirt that is too small and the possibly only pair of jeans I see him wearing all the time i see him
>stings out like the guy who doesn't wear a suit at a wedding
>waiters come with opening-drinks, this greedy swine lunges to the waiter so he won't dehydrate
>disgust.jpg
>nvm, try to ignore him, go chitter-chatter with others, have nice talks
>time to get seated, he literally is seated at the last chair with no neighbour except his annoying grandma (make a nice pair, kek)
>find a lifting-bro at party (not the same gym, but you saw he lifted)
>me and gf sit to his table with his fiance
>pretty funny, goofy, guy
>after the meals, we give the presents to our big birthday boy (for you)
>restaurant is located near a river with a private lakeside section so you can take your drink outside and chill near the lake
>lifting-bro and me decide to both grab a beer (all paid by birthday boy, thanks based man) and go outside to chill outside in the nice summer night
>go outside and thinking that this will turn out nice

OH BOY, was i wrong, the bad part is yet to come

cont.
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>>42645377
I love how this webm is never taken down or removed. It's like the mods of /fit/ are the only non-hard asses left.
>>42650476
>niggers = america
This board needs flags so I can rip your argument apart.
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>>42651093
moar
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>>42651093
>me and lifting-bro both with our beers chilling outside, having a blast
>suddenly gf and her goddamn fat brother come along
>well nvm continue talking
>as we talk, lardo quietly listens and follows our conversation
>it was about lifting, routines, etc.
>come to the nutrition part, talking about macros, fat, carbs, etc.
>suddenly fatso out of nowhere: "Yeah, as a cook (he learned the job years ago but hasn't gotten a job in years) i know all that stuff about nutrition and losing weight, but frankly, I don't follow those rules."
>niggawut.jpg

how dense can one be to give such a dumb reply, anyway
>me and liftingbro kindly ignore his autistic slur and go on
>after a while lifting-bro asked be what got me into fitness and all
>tell him that once i weighed 264lbs at about 5'8' and that I lost about 105lbs
>"no way anon, I don't believe you, show some evidence"
>get my phone, show him a picture of my 264lbs-self
>get nice compliments from lifting-bro
>fatso turns his head to my phone too to see my old picture
>looks at it a few seconds
>and then, an answer I would have almost dragged this guy all around the lakeside
>I'm getting mad by just thinking back to it, remember, my heaviest was 265lbs, he is 310 already
>he looks up from the picture to me: "Man anon, you really looked like shit back then on that pictrue
>this fucking behemoth calls somebody that was never near his size shit
>he actually has the fucking audacity to say I look like shit
>I mean my former self was disgusting, but NOWHERE near him
>if I wouldn't have had some beers already I would have gone full apeshit
>but since birthday boy was so based, paid all the drinks at the table and the food I didn't want to ruin it
>YOU MAY LIVE THIS TIME FATTY

but as I thought we are done now, fatty pulls another out of the hat
cont.
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>>42651215
Lmao. Do continue, anon. There's something really satisfying about unaware fatsos getting punished by life itself.
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>>42644473
Nobody would say that's a salad you retard. It's a traditional Swiss dish called Raclette and it's delicious. I eat it sometimes when I'm skiing there.
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>>42648103
we're autistic about being polite
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>>42647920
Is top a boy? Asking for a friend.
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>>42651494
Holding my breath, breh.
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>>42651494
>>as we decide to get another round, fatty splurs out: "Yeah ,let's try to invite waiter bro again, maybe it works again, teehee"

Jesus.
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>>42651494
>fatty brings up that he wants to visit his equally autistic mlp friends who live in the neighbour country (although some of the seem okay, not all of them are nutjobs like him)
>says he has to safe up for that
>do the math, the trip costs about 80€ for travel, he leeches out 800€ out of socialism each month and the trip is planned for december/january
>he lives at home with his parents, doesn't pay them a dime

I payed a monthly fee because they let me live at their house for a long time, no questions asked as if I was part of the family
had food served, access to fridge/shower, cleaned and ironed clothes and a lot of support to have the nice life i have now
and their own fucking soon even dares to leech from them

>ask him how the fuck he isn't able to save up about 200-300€ in that timespan
>"you know anon, this months tight now, bought myself both an X-Box one AND a Wii switch"
>Icanteven.jpg

Greed, sloth, a leech to society and a self centered man baby
all he does is eat, live on his extremly nice parents back, waste taxpayers money while being an unemployed shit for probably the rest of his life
He avoids his based family circle solely so he can rot in his neet-dungeon and only joins family-meetings when food is included, although if the drinks wouldn't have been free he probably would have stayed at home
I hate him so fucking much /fit/, he emodies everything i hate and what fatties are hated for
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>>42651577
Christ you're mad. Why?
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>>42645203
>nirenberg
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>>42651606
tried to derail the thread 5 times already, just ignore him
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>>42651592
What country? How does he get 800 euros holy shit
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>>42650962
>shollenberger
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>>42650613
>>42650555
>>42650535
21, second year of college here. still the only girl I ever loved. now alone. gg
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>>42651642
That's a lot of chicken and gymcelling stuff. What country, OP? Do you take white dyel refugees?
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>>42651554
This bait or did you make a wrong turn somewhere?
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>>42651592

Fucking hell anon. I understand why your in-laws like you, you're liteally the son they never had.
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>>42646430
BOOMER!
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>>42644913
...because you might run out of insults by the time they're an adult?
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>>42650623
me too, pastabro, me too
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>>42651785
you a pizzalander ?
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>>42651577
I'll take 2 cherry picking idiots for 500 Alex.
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>>42651606
FSM, your jimmies are rustled. Why?
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>>42646954
You must be from somewhere in the world where Cheese is disgusting, raclette is a Frrench/swiss speciality, places where cheese actually tastes nice
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>>42651810
yep, I live near Rome
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>>42651592
>and their own fucking soon even dares to leech from them
I guess they should have tried being proper parents then.
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>>42651877
>soon

>>42651577

Just
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>>42644550

>that smug face when eating his pasta
I wonder how smug he'd look when he dies of a heart attack.
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>>42651903
>That's why he envies/hates me to a certain degree.

I hope he turns his resentment into action to change himsef, but I doubt it. Oh well. At least you get a cool father-in-law.
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>>42647942
I'm sorry that her friends and family don't love or respect her enough to tell her the truth.
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>>42645972
Hope the fat got charged with rape
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>>42651936

Yeah, that's sad

When my sister gained a lot of weight all of a sudden, my mom was all over it.
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>>42648276
Asians are actually the best by about a landslide
https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity
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>>42651936
She probably has a shit attitude and was fishing for compliments. Anyone agreeing would have been drawn into female passive-aggressive mind games.
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>>42650414
>Labour Party
>/fit/

Fuck off idiot, /fit/ is a LibDem/Tory board. If you were to base politics off of the fittest leader then you should choose Vladimir Putin instead. It makes sense according to your """logic"""

>Donald fart

Are you 12 years old or some shit? Oh wait you're an unironic Labour supporter so you probably have the mental capacity of a child.
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>>42650414
>>42650421
>>42650451
Samefag 12 year old """humor"""
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/r/sanders4president meetup
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OMG you guys need to stop acting like people can just change ok?
I'm 5'2" 275 strong and HEALTHY average sized woman so deal with it.
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>>42651377
I meant putting xx after everything
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>>42652191
?
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>>42651554
>>42650451
>>42650414
This is what the average liberal finds humorous. Sad!
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>>42652239
I fucking hate cartoons like this, even when they're true.
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>>42645622
>an uterus
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>>42646394
because people can't stand getting their drumpf insulted on an argentinian tailor forum
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>>42645340
it's "plus-size supermodel" not "plus-size person." they're qualifying the supermodel as plus-size to distinguish her from other supermodels. it's retards like you with the reading comprehension of a third grade, teenage nigger that are the problem with society.
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>>42647684
lmao i see it
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>>42651511
naw, qt grill who works at buzzfeed i think
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>>42652214
Symbol of affection. I think it means "kisses/hugs." Mostly older women use it with their friends/family in texts or IM as a way of casually saying "love you."
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>>42645393
because fat men work out, only "chicks" get fat due to the lack of exercise
mhm
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>>42647854
>only ate half of it
>the half they ate was just meat and cheese
>didn't even eat the actual salad

reeee
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>>42652710
hahahahaha
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>>42651019
Yeah I make $40k a year and have student loans, and I just got $20k more debt to get a master's degree for a $1,000 raise.

Haha

I only work 60 hours a week.

Please kill me.

Haha.
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>>42644967
fat doesn't give babies more space to around in.
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>>42645791
fuck off fatty
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>>42645863
>tfw I also subscribe to the pile of clothes method
Too be fair the clean pile is usually in a suitcase and the dirty pile is usually in one of those clothes bins.
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>>42651215

He's trying to bro down with you and doesn't know how. Just smile and nod and move on. He'll figure it out eventually or fuck off. Not worth thinking about either way.
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>>42645873
ciccione frocio will get you better results
which is really sad, people should have called him ciccione ricchione for dat rhyme
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>>42651215
Not laying into fatty with the insults. You're a bitch.
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>>42652654
Cumdumster detected.
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>>42653250
>ruining the party for everyone just to yell at a fatass
time and a place, friendo
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>>42644473
Dear god why
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>>42650321
that's what SS+GOMAD will do to you, kiddo
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>>42652176
Even the dog is a cow.
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>>42644473
Jesus. It's enough to make a person stop liking cheese.
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>>42652793
BASED
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>>42650769
>He's 70 years old and ran million dollar businesses
yeah, ran them into the ground. Big whoop, anyone can break stuff.
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>>42652254
same my man, i havent seen a clever political cartoon since the ones in my 9th grade history books.
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>>42650540
Italian tv show called ciao darwin
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>>42650420
>christcuck
?
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>>42652322
>le random nation and wacky activity meme

Hello rèddit!
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>>42645679
true
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>>42652652
Ah like xoxo
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>>42654279
x = hugs
o = kisses
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>>42653195
>w-why isn't this a drums circle jerk like back on leddit?

Lmao cry more baby dick
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>>42652793
gee rihanna you weren't supposed to eat all the snickers
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>>42654303
THICC
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>>42650358
>tfw DYEL
>tfw some hueg Chad out of the blue started giving me tips and correcting my form
>tfw it genuinely helped
T-thanks
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>>42654300
>the trump curse struck again
as the universe infinitely expands, so too does the curse wall
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>>42646430
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>>42649644
163 at 6'2 isn't plus sized
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>>42649794
You're reading the cap already you fucking mong.
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>>42646550
Are you? There's no way to tell from the graph which number is overweight and which is obese, or if one of them represents a normal human bean. But you still jumped at the opportunity to call someone stupid for pointing out bad labels.

Idiot.
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>>42645263
Trigglypuff is that you?
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>>42646450
>think gaybros are alright
>believe in global warming
>not religious
don't want to vote republican

>modern left is cancerous
>dislike fourth wave feminism or whatever the modern promiscuous kind is
>tired of SJWs
Don't want to vote Democrat

Life is suffering as a centrist
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>>42645972
As a femanon with a softie for nerdy guys, I wish I could have been in that group instead of the fat chick.
PLEASE tell me he got a girl good enough for his first time and the whale got punished for basically raping him?
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>>42654769
>being this disingenuous about republicans
>listening to what CNN tells you about their political opponents
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>>42651215
I'd be scared about marrying that girl. If her dad's not different - those are some dangerous male genes
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>>42654300
>the Mayweather is better than MacGregor because he won meme
What really happened is a non-professional went 10 rounds against one of the greatest boxers of our generation
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>>42644550
He looks like a fucking cartoon, he can eat his pasta all smug-like all day but ultimately he is just a circus attraction, and mainly a failed "human" being.
I mean he barely even looks human, with his collar made of fat and that cartoonish chin and goblin ears.
The human body can do amazing things, he chose to make it a literal pile of worthless shit.
I hope he dies in fear.
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>>42654798
>implying I watch CNN
>implying Mike "shocky" pence is non religious or okay with gays
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>>42652299
He's probably a non-English speaker, senpai
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>>42652793
Big if true
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>>42651877

That bitch is so gluttonous she ate her own eyebrows. I can't decide which of the two is the bigger disgrace to humanity.
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>>42652723
>Maddox
Christ I haven't heard or thought of that name in 12 years. Fucking wow, how time goes by.
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>>42652793

Inside she was screaming "REEEE GIMME BACK MY SNICKERS!" NIGGA STOLE MY BAR!"
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>>42654769
>centrist

lol fag
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>>42646365
>>
/fit/, why do you hate fat people so much?
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>>42655584
because they are spitting in the face of who they could become, all because of their sinful behaviour they refuse to even attempt fixing
all they need to do is eat less
that's it, less
and yet they will never try
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>>42645203
This woman isn't fat lel. She's not even chubby. What does plus size mean? You can't see the abs? Or is it the fact that she's tall or something?
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>>42655785
She looks like shit bro, thats what plus sized means, look at that awful leg and hip development.
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>>42654769
>2017
>Not wanting to restore the monarchy.

Shame bruv.
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>>42650303

So I guess it's true that entertainment tv in Italy is filled to the brim with bikini-clad women. I thought it was a meme but I'm starting to believe it's true after seeing all those clips from your shows where women in bikini are eye candy for everybody else.

I'm not saying I'm disgusted or anything but it's unusual for me.
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>>42655584
i hate fat people even tho im a little fat, i just want to feel so bad about myself in a way it can push me to never stop the diet and excercise im doing right now
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>>42652793
is she /our girl/?
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>>42656007
that's what women are for anyway
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>>42652191
>can't just change your lifestyle and maintain that
Literally lost 60 pound in the last year doing exactly this. No fad diets, no supplements, just less candy/snacks/junk and more activity.

Wow, I'm mad.
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>>42651877
I hate how he just takes it
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>>42647854
People who don't eat the salad piss me off.
What the fuck have you got against delicious crunchy vegetables?
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>>42645281
>>42645292
>>42645300
>>42645307
>>42645825
>>42650451
>>42650565
>>42650769

Reminder that Trump doesn't believe in exercise because he thinks the body has a finite amount of energy, and exercising will deplete you and cause you to die sooner than if you just sit on your ass all day every day.
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>>42651093
Don't you ever insult mlp again
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>>42654303
She gets thick for literally every one of those parades, faggot.
She'll be thin again in no time.
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>>42652191
>95% of all diets fail
>only 1 out of 100 people will succeed at a diet
fat logic strikes again
>>42655584
Actually I literally don't give a fuck about fat people. If they didn't cost me a dime and weren't part of some big agenda pushing unhealthy lifestyles to please the masses then by all means, pig out, go be fat, how is that my problem. Never understood autists like >>42655749
who are genuinely angry at them for not being who they "should" be in their autistic make believe world or not "striving for greatness" (c'mon, it's lifting weights. I've been lifting on/off for 3 years and out-lift most of /fit/ but it's just that, lifting things, there's nothing more to it)
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>>42645203
Fatties gonna fat, but legit, how the fuck is that chick plus sized.
>>
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>>42645900
>holy shit he's a virgin in his second year of uni
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>>42656458
>can't stop won't stop
...eating?
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>>42646473
Read the title, you fucking mong. One is obesity percentage and the other is overweight percentage of the whole population.
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>>42656861
>he's a virgin in his second year of uni

yeah! what a loser, right guys? haha..
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>>42644110
Could have been worse, she could have been post-dessert Violet.
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>>42644967
>tumble en move around
>fetus gymnastics
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>>42654769
Too bad all you get is two parties in this country. So Republicans have to pander to the crazy right and Democrats have to pander to the crazy left, instead of giving them both their own containment parties.
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>>42656268
Reminder that Democrats aren't allowed to fat shame because it's the current year.
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>>42645139
Poor Julius
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>>42654419
Sauce?
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>>42656926
We're all gonna make it
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>>42644473
that's Raclette and that's fucking amazing, not even close to being a salad.
Fucking mongaloid.
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>>42644473
You retards really dont know about raclette?
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>>42645090
Holy shit i think i bought some coke off that dude last week
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>>42657076
Just this once, Amagami SS
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>>42657413
thanks qt
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>>42647925

"Have you tried joining the Fat Club!!!" fucking classic
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>>42656583
Plus size does not stand for "landwhale", contrary to what those fatties think. It simply means she's not a size <= 8 sticc. It's just a fashion model category.
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>>42646545
The stawman argument game is strong. Thats quite a fantasy youve built up there.
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>>42656926
>tfw reading this as a virgin a year after I got my master's
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>>42657546
>>42656926
Im starting uni in a week, still a virgin. How does this happen? did you just never go for anything or did you actively avoid social situations?
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>>42657028

Being a fat retard (Trump) vs. expecting professional decorum in the White House (Clinton spawn) hmmmmm hard to decide which is worse
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>>42657634
Uni was in the same city I have always lived in so I missed out on dorm life/roommates. That and I didn't really like anyone in my group much + skipped lectures all the time. Basically hanged out with the same group of friends I've had since forever and barely ever met anyone new. Zero numbers game.
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>>42657634
>Virgin in HS
>Go to uni
>Lost V in my first month

something is something
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>>42645377
>she starts chasing after the next car

Holy shit. How is she fat when she runs after cars like a dog?
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>>42644577
Is she alive?
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>>42645972

Read it because of all the replies. Dumb story, fake as fuck and narrated by a dickhead, not worth the read.
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>>42647920

I'll never figure out what this fat bitch was expecting to look like in these clothes.
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>>42651877

Why is a newspaper writing an article about a random abusive relationship as if it's a funny quirk?
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>>42656379
>do thin people feel weighed down when they gain weight?
...Yes?
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>>42645900
Well I was a virgin on my 1st uni year but not like that matters that much. Dude's blessed with those people
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>>42654474
I've never played hearthstone but holy shit is that a real card? I mean legendary must mean they're pretty good.
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>>42655584
Because I used to be fat and I still hate myself
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>>42656379
This is someone who has never been fit their entire life and thinks their current state is normal.
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