Mires thread

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>tfw someone thinks you are a catfish
Idk how to feel about this. I'm seriously ugly and fat. I don't look at mirrors because I know I hate what I will see. What does this mean?

>>42643165
>>eat a lot (quarter kg of chicken and veggies 4 times a week)

quarter kg.. 250g.. 4 times a week?
you mean 4 times a day?
how is this "a lot"

>>42643337
Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I would cook 250g of chicken with a shitton of vegetables (was buying 800g cans of beans).
It just seems a lot more than I'm used to

no wonder you are a skelly when you eat like this

go for at least 500g of meat a day

>>42643306
Son I think you have dysmorphia

>>42643306
tell her to add your snapchat for proof and then bone her you mongol

>>42643306
also post butt (no homo)

>>42643165
>meet 3 girls back home
>2 said I'm intimidating partially because of my body
>another told my friend she's intimidated by my level of physical fitness

Finally making it

>beach club
>qt spills her drink on my tank
>take it off
>qt and her group goes "WOOOOOOOOAH"
>didn't bang anyone that night because I was there with office mates and I have to act like a decent human being and not a subhuman degenerate.

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>Be me, 19yr old uni student
>6'0" 185 pounds, 14-15% bodyfat so it's not like I'm even that cut
>Wearing a white tee and jeans in my chem lab
>Lab partner is a retarded but cute as fuck brunnette sorority girl who copies off of me, does literally zero work
>Still let her because we have socials with her sorority and I don't want her bad mouthing my frat
>Our lab is at 9AM so this bitch always brings in a Starbucks coffee with her
>One morning she knocks it over
>Splatters everywhere on my fucking shirt and jeans
>It was hot as fuck so I immediately went over to the sink and splashed myself with cold water
>Take my shirt off and ask TA if I can go change and not mark me absent
>TA is a 25 year old chubby female, stares for a little then stutters out "o-ok"
>Lab partner is literally eye fucking my belt line and chest
>Pretend not to notice then leave and come back 20 mins later with a new shirt on
>Hook up with her at our shotgun wedding themed social
>Dated her for a semester and a half
>Split up on mutual terms
>Actually really good friends now
>FeelsGoodButALittleWeirdMan

Pic related

>>42644418
>brings coffee
>to chem lab

what kind of meme-uni is this?

>>42644442
?

Every single sorority girl at my college gets starbucks in the morning. Every morning during fall/winter its a huge line of uggs, XL size tee shirts, leggings, or a patagonia sweater

And every STEM major has mandatory lab every year

What kind of CC do you go to

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>>42644471
are you retarded or some shit?
do you also eat pizza in pic related?

>be me 5'8 195

>going to college

>qt "lesbian" girl always flirting with me

>touching my chest, arms, miring my nerdy lame flexing jokes

>looking for excuses to draw girly shit on all my papers and shit

>bout to take her to pound town

manlets can make it guise

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>>42644493
>that guy who actually pays attention to the lab warnings about food and drink

>>42644493
Yeah cause the entire lab takes place under a fume hood you retard

We have designated areas with desks and no chemicals where the TA goes over the lab and shit before we actually start

Try fixing your aspergers, you're that kid that nobody wants to be lab partners with

>>42644540
>that guy who goes to "college" somewhere where these rules are not taken seriously
ask the professor if he can cook meth with you since you're probably in some bootleg "alternative pharmacy", not a university

>>42644471
Any serious labs will bar any food or drinks from entering the premise. This is especially true in uni, because students are retarded. Even more so when its freshmen.

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>>42644554
>you're that kid that nobody wants to be lab partners with

Is that supposed to be bad?

>no retards to slow down your work
boo hoo, so sad :'(

>>42644270
stories like that should always come with pics

>>42644573
>Any serious labs

anon wouldn't know about those tho

>>42644573
Not the person you're replying to, but I go to a private school on the east coast known for its stem programs; most of our lab rooms are split into 2 where food and drink is allowed into the room but not past a certain point

>>42643396

Dont listen to him skellybro, 250g is a decent amount for someone weighing at around 80kg

I'm at 90kg and I still only tend to eat about 400g of chikken

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>>42644418
>>42644554
>lmao lab rules are for NEEERDZ

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> Dad said I looked bigger
That's it

>>42644582
Your austim is showing anon

>>42644618
imagine how disappointed he would be if he saw you posting that anime shit

>>42643306

I frequently get this from girls I date

Idk if I'm going way below my standards or I'm just godly, either way I'm bretty happy

>>42644634
He probably can't even use chrome

>>42644646
>not teaching your dad to look for porn efficiently
you're a disgrace

>>42644568
nah i just do engineering so almost all our labs are nothing to with chemicals or whatever

>>42644656
>engineering

that explains why the assistant treats you like special ed kids.

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>>42644666
enjoy your wonderful career path of staying at uni and conducting (((research))) while you slowly run out of money

nice digits though

What is it with us /fit/izens and spilling things on our shirts?

>be me
>out at the premiere of Deadpool with a bunch of other coed nerd friends
>saw movie, was p gud
>everyone is hungry af
>they decide on this burger/ steak place in town
>they serve shit named "the triple bypass" etc.
>literally like 3000+ kcal per sandwich, but the shit is so fucking good
>haven't had a single cheat day in over 2 months
>had done an extra 2 sets on core and arms so I agree
>haven't been to that place in over a year
>say fuggit, and go
>we order our food, and I get the most protein-loaded burger I can find
>take first bite, and the pickle, covered in sauce slips out of the side onto my shirt
>no fucks given, take off shirt and just wear my wife-beater tanktop
>catch one of the girls we're with, a mousy, quiet, otaku chick sitting next to me is just kinda cutting her eyes over at me every so often
>covertly look down at her, and see her hand is in her lap, looks like she's squeezing her thigh
>look a little harder, and she's pretty much over-the-clothes masturbating
>sperg and blurt out "femanon, what are you doing!?" in an unintentionally douchebag-sounding voice
>she immediately puts her hands at her side, and stares at the floor, obviously embarrased
>feel pretty bad about it, so downplay the whole situation
>convince her, with great difficulty, mind you, to join us at the bar that night
>get her drunk, dance with her for hours, and pretend to be her bf, so horny drunks would fuck off
>take her home, give her my number, and send her on her way
>apologize the next day for embarrassing her, and take her out to my favorite sushi place
>have a nice dinner, and send her on her way

Shortly after, I hooked her up with one of my gym bros. They're still dating. Feelsgoodman

>>42644687
>physics

I'm not a nigger, you mong.

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>>42644540
o-oh shes. shes cute. oh fuck.

heres my mire story
>3 years ago, was 230, didnt realize everyone made fun of me behind my back
>bad acne, dandruff like crazy, literally wore the same fucking outfit every day
>somehow get a job, its suspicious as fuck, but everyone treats each other like family
>eventually one of the cooks who can speak english tells me im a fat ass and needs to do something
>pats me on shoulder "i know you can, man, i was there"
Fast forward a few weeks
>decide fuck it, i go for runs every night
>it rains? i run. there's 4 inches of snow on the ground? i run.
>shit was fucking hard but i did it, i fucking did it
>i took down the mirror in my room because i would lose inspo every time i saw my fat
>would also start doing arm exercises, didnt have a car and there was no local gym, so i did whatever i could at home
Fast forward 3 months
>go to eat at work with friend, we get a pizza and devour that shit
>as im leaving, manager stops me
>fuck she wants me to work a double or something, fuck
>"Anon, have you been working out?"
>"y-yeah, why?"
>"I knew it! You look a lot thinner!"
>go home and hang up mirror
>holy shit my jawline
>holy shit barely any mantits
>holy shit


And then fast forward to today and I put on all the weight again lmao awesome gonna kill myself

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I was asked out by a girl
> be me
> 6'1 170Ib 7-8/10 brown boy
> have early morning classes plus one late night lecture
> before lecture girl ( let's say Emma) comes up to me for a pencil
> sit down next to me
> visibleconfution.jpeg
> leave with some friends
> she catches up
> we chat up
> friends spit off
> emma asks me to meet over coffee
> I don't drink coffee
> I propose lunch
> Emma agrees
Going to get some pussy

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>>42644507
Manlets below 6ft getting mired is SUPER RARE. And most likely it was just pity mires because you HAVE to compensate.

When will they ever learn?

>>42644742
that fucking gif lol
saved af

>>42644687
>would rather count squares under a graph
>tfw we actually did that sometimes

>>42644771
You should watch American Psycho right now.

>>42644687
>students are now 'engineers' and 'physicists'

very triggered rn

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>>42643165
Does having 800 unread messages on Hornet count? I'm a 6'2 195 white guy in Asia. Around 13 bf so not fit yet, but getting some size. Pic related.

>deadly max attempt
>lmao4pl8
>whole gym is staring
>two people clap, one comes up to me and congratulates me on my superhuman strength
going to normie gyms is pure bliss

>>42644693

Ann Arbor?

>>42644442
>>42644493
Mate, don't bother.
Yank chem undergrad is literally "if you mix the blue thing and the yellow thing, you sometimes don't get a green thing" for several years straight.

There's a reason >american education is a meme, their units do great research but are absolute garbage at undergrad/grad levels.

>>42644693
The alpha virgin

>>42644693
>the chad virgin

>>42644734
get your shit together you fuck

jhoihg

ex d3 offensive lineman
<6'4 343 start weight
<now 290,muscle starting to really show.
<friends make roid jokes
<mfw this is closest thing to mirin i ever got outside of "you're tall,do you play basketball?"

>>42644843
>white
Your not fooling anyone

Charge your battery anon

>>42644573
My uni had split rooms for labs. You could have drinks and shit in one room but not the other.

>>42645333
You're*

>>42645321
>6'8
>met cousin (guy) I hadn't seen since I joined the army
>have hit the gym ever since
>"Holy shit bro, you got big!"
They can laugh about lanklets but we're all gonna make it bro

>>42644666
Masters in engineering here. Probably make more in a month than you do in 6. Stay mad friend.

>>42645321
What kept you from trying to go pro?

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>>42643165
The secret to getting mired is to be 6'. Women have a naturally built in ability to detect the difference between 5'11 and 6' with laser-like precision in order to weed out manlets. And this is universal amongst all females.

>>42645352
You fucking moron. Lanklets are going to make it regardless if the are fit or not. Manlets won't simply because they are unaesthetic compensating gnomes.

>>42644742
I literally did that fucking some tinder thot and she started laughing.
>feltbadman

>>42645364
wear and tear on my body,and my dream is to coach HS football in a small town.

>>42645387
Well /fit/ kepp saying it's near impossible for tall guys to gain mass. But then again it's /fit/ so it's not lik I take it as a serious argument

>>42644693
You are genuinely an autistic homosexual.

>>42645352
the pain of long arms + the bench press makes us stronger.we will make it anon.

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>>42645415
It's okay bro
I just don't like coffee and there's a lot of restaurants near my college

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usually lurk in these threads plus it looks like it amost dead and i got my first one a few days ago so ill go

>be me
>supreme skelly 5' 8" 115 lbs
>decide to go to gym over the summer
>go hard
>gain 12 lbs lean muscle, really no fat
>pretty significant difference in how I look
>get a very nice haircut and actually wear shirts that fit me
>walking in hallway, see old friend I havent seen in months
>damn anon you look swole, I barely recognize you! got big over the summer huh all that stuff
>girl he is walking with agrees
>going to be late to class
>just thumbs up and walk away

felt really good but am i autistic?
what is the best way to respond
this is also the first mire other than my mom...

>used to be 170lbs at 189cm
>skinnyfat with emphasis on the skinny
>6 months later after doing a fair bit of calisthenics but kinda shit at sticking to a routine
>185lbs
>parents and co-workers say I've buffed up
>I literally can't see any difference unless I flex a specific way in the mirror and still feel like a weak skinnyfat
Feels weird desu

>>42644585
It was a surfing island, pretty much everyone but uggos and skinny fat things were top less already.
They just didn't expect that an asian could be as shredded.

Got a wake up call from it though, one buddy who used to lift with me was also in that trip, he stopped lifting for maybe 6 months already and his gut is fucking huge.
Another wake up call was from other surfers, a fuck lot of people were larger than me.

Now that I've returned, I'll be lifting 6x a week and will be boxing 7x a week.

>>42645832
>I literally can't see any difference
This, maybe I am inconsistent

>>42646132
Yeah, I feel like taking progress pics for yourself is a good idea, I just never bothered because I figured "Hey I'll notice anyway"

15 pounds later and I didn't, at all

>start lifting at the beginning of May
>take it seriously and never miss a day, diet is on point
>5'9" 175lbs
>go from 1pl8 diddly to 3pl8, empty bar to 2.5pl8 squats, empty bar to body weight bench
>barely look any different than when I started
>no mires yet

Maybe next summer I guess.

>>42646149
Neither have I, if I feel my arms and shit then I can tell they've gotten bigger clearly; but as for noticing it visually I don't see much change. A girl at Wal-Mart was eye-fucking me earlier today though, so I guess that means I'm making some progress and getting mired

>>42646173
>5'9"
I know you're tired of hearing about it but it's probably your height.

>>42646173
stop doing strength training then

>>42645333
hornet is a gay dating app

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>start lifting again in February
>taking it seriously this time
>PPxPPx clean bulk to 165lbs, 5'10", 1.5pl8 bench, 3pl8 dead
>at subway with uni classmates and qt
>get a footlong sub while everyone else gets 6 inches
>"am I the only one getting a footlong? Now I feel fat!"
>qt laughs in shock and says "what are you talking about? You're REALLY fit!"
>laugh it off and say "yeah but I'm not doing myself any favours!"

Not a lot but feels good

>>42643165
Back to school mires are the best. Got a couple already

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>>42645776
>thumbs up and walk away

>>42646173
>5'9

That's why.

T. 6'3 aryan alfa

>>42643165
>eat a lot (quarter kg of chicken and veggies 4 times a week)

OP... easy on the chicken

>>42643306
>And thanks :) you are awesome

beta response, should have just asked for the number straight up

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Spent all day at a house party with a big slip and slide set up in the yard
>girl I've been hooking up with invited me
>decide to dress obnoxious as fuck
>wear electric blue short short bathing suit with a lime green tank top that has my own face printed on it.
>fuck it, this party is like 40 minutes away and I don't know these people
>most everyone there are MDs or nurses at a nearby hospital, ages 25-32ish
>catch one of the cuter obgyn girls mirin my arms
>girl that brought me is being noticeably clingy and defensive
>take off shirt to slip n slide for drinking games
>one of the flabby MDs says "dude you don't have to be flexing"
>mfw I'm not flexing at all
>start playing drinking games involving the slip and slide
>everyone is greased up with soap
>in between rounds bellow that I need to be greased up for the next game
>qt obgyn squirts some of the soap on me and get really flustered as I lather up
>later she asks me to be her beer pong partner
>I keep overshooting and she just tells me I "must just be too strong for it"
>afterwards I give her my number (I asked her for her but my phone was dead)
>more slip n slide time
>girl that brought me starts getting pissed, pulls me aside and says I've been ignoring her
>apologise (she's a really sweet girl and I had been getting lost in the party) and resolve to be better
>spend the rest of the night hanging by her and playing jackbox games
>after we leave we go to an empty park parking lot and get in the backseat of her car
>fuck like animals
>best sex I've had in ages, the kind where afterwards you both just sit in stunned silence and say "wow"
>her legs are shaking so bad I have to drive her car home for her
>leave, drive back to my place
>get home at like 3am, plug in phone to find a text from obgyn qt and a Facebook friend request
Feels good. Fucking hell everything hurts though. Bruised the shit out of pelvis on the slip'n'slide, burned out my abs on sex, and messed up my shoulder in the cramped back seat.

>>42648420
The shirt made it out okay though, right?

>>42643165
>kilogram of chicken for almost a week
breh i eat half a kilo per day or equivalent in other meats, on top of that dairy and more

you need to eat more

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>>42645776
>decide to go to gym over the summer
>gain 12 lbs lean muscle, really no fat

>>42648420
Stats?

>>42648420
post pic of outfit pls

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>Go from 285lbs at 5'8 obese to 195lbs in under a year
>Low carb works great
>get phat booty latina gf, have sex no less than 4 times a week
>Get comfortable, anxiety hits at some point and gain 20lbs
>now in open relationship
>withing 24 hours of that already playing with a coworkers ass at work and planning to smash
>get tinder girls number within 3 messages and says im too gorgeous for her
>picrelated.WUT
>eventually agree to meet at a local cvs later this week and says shes really into public sex
>will hopefully get a bj in that cvs bathroom or in my car atleast

Almost surprised what confidence can do, i still remember the days where talking to a girl was literally difficulty because how self conscious I was. Keep going bros and if you fall off the wagon think about this, when you get back on your body is refreshed and ready to make GAINS. Training on and off for 6 months and putting on 20 pounds then coming back to a 4 day upper about 2 weeks in and already im starting to see slight improvements.

>>42648420
Cont? I already have my dick out you might as well

>>42648509
>manlet projecting

>>42648611
incel pls

>>42648642
Manlets are NEVER mired by FEMALES confirming your story as FAKE.

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>>42648667
but the /fit/ definition of manlet has nothing to do with real life

>>42648729
No, females can detect the height gap between 5'11 and 6' with LASER PRECISION, therefore rendering ANYONE under 6' useless.

>>42648737
Females can't even tell the difference between 5'10 and 6.

>>42648737
okay i didnt realise the shitposting first. but honestly, it just shows how fucked and superficial americans are. like if the height distribution was the exact same, but an inch was slightly smaller suddenly a lot of people would pass who currently fail the 6'0 bar. like no one would say i need someone to be at least 6'1,5
glad im not american

>>42648794
it's a meme

>>42644693
>THE CHAD VIRGIN
OH GOD WHAT HAS 4CHAN CREATED

>>42643165
that was an unnecessarily long story

>>42648801
american girls seems to be a lot more obsessed with height than the rest of the world

>>42647861
Joe????

>>42648339
You sound like you know what youre on about :)

>>42648820
judging by male posts on kyrghyz yak-milking forum?

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>Early morning
>Friend hits me up to hang out at the lake
>Its hot as fuck outside
>Say fuck it decide to pop my shirt off and run it
>As I walk out of my house a neighbor sees me
>"Damn anon, have you been working out you look amazing"
>"T-Thanks, no just some zumba and pushups haha"
>"Well it must work, you look damn good."
>Pretty sure I blushed at this point.
>"Thanks, well I gotta get moving now"
>Proceed to run for 5 miles to a lake.

>>42644418
fuark

>>42648905
>Zumba and push-ups
Kek

>>42643306
Post the tinder pics

>>42648848
more like the entire us society at least from what ive seen on the internet. even though everything on 4chan is amplified by 100x, it still seems bad. before i started lurking american dating sites and /fit/ i didnt even know girls cared about height. i mean i know it looks funny if youre incredibly short but i never heard girls talking about height or asking about it or whatever. not saying it doesnt matter but girls dont have an ocd about it at least where i live. putting 6ft+ on bio would be considered a cunt move while over there it seem to make you an empowered independent womyn who knows what she wants.
height is just one aspect but your entire society seems super fucked. if girls over there were hot it would be somewhat reasonable but its not even that

>>42644270
This is how you get promoted anon you blew it.

>>42645776
So you still weigh 130 fuck off

>>42644687
>uses newton raphson method
>counts squares
is integration the virgin part of calculus?

>>42648937
i'm yuropoor, 175cm manlet by 4chan standards and i had no problem slaying when i was in burgerland, girls there are easy as fuck, you basically swim in pussy if you're not some überautist
the few slutz that have 6' or 8" on bio are rare (just like here in yuropoor) and it definitely doesn't make them "independynt womyn", it makes them superficial slutz in the eyes of others
the worst thing about burger society is their disgusting food, it's barely edible over there and everything is so fucking sweet it's vomit-inducing, also the meat tastes like bullshit (literally)

>>42643165
>bro's girlfriend sitting next to me ask me to flex a cep

I hope you said something along the lines of "how is this for a start ?"

Then again i'm autistic and i'm not sure what girls want.

>>42649053
they want to feel special

>>42643306
Just send her a picture of your dick. that will show her you ain't a catfish

>>42648420
>drunk driving

Please don't do that anon, you might end up killing yourself one day or maybe some innocent others.

Otherwise great job lol I am soon to be MD myself and i really stand out being more athletic too so I always get comments from doctors and nurses alike... most are just skinny/otter/skinnyfat.

>>42643165
> Be girl
> lose 20 pounds
> Go out first time in forever
> Get 3 phone numbers in one night

I-I feel pretty now

>>42648509
Congrats anon, you made it.

Personally I'd never want to be in open relationship but if you're comfortable with it good on you.

>be in korea (job related)
>decide to get a deep tissue massage
>masseuse is some thick korean milf built like the russian grandma carrying the log (but without the flab)
>goes ham on my back and legs
>starts to massage buttocks, gently grazes my nuts over and over
>turns me over and I have a visible hardon through the towel
>she puts another towel over my lap for good measure and says, "job must be very stressful"
>starts massaging back
>says, "you so big, asian men are small" while laughing
>i'm not even joking, that's what she said
>not sure if she was talking about my muscles or my bulge or both

Asian manlets BTFO. I'm gonna do it again next weekend and make sure I get a tiny Korean girl this time.

>>42649112
Please post your armpits

>>42644693
Your a faggot anon

>>42649141
Millitary

>>42649141
Fuck off white pig. You smell bad

>>42649275
What gave it away?

>>42649295
Tbh I've been turned off multiple times by otherwise hot chicks that smelled like kimchi.

What's the deal with that shit?

>>42649326
korea

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>be 177/70kg skinnyfat student
>gym actively throghout summer cos very little work
>around 5 months of gym and bulk before uni starts again
>now 177/85 with decent lifts
>go to a uni party
>get a lot of mires
>all from dudes
the memes didn't lie

>>42649332
Korean chicks are sexy but also really timid. It's cute and I love it.

>>42648827
thanks! you're awesome btw :D

>at work
>have to lift these steel containers that have handles at either end full of military equipment
They're about 1-1.25 meters wide, so you'd have to stretch your arms out a bit to carry one.
>standard procedure is for two people to grab and carry these, as they're easily 80kg+ full of equipment
>can't stand the other guy I have to work with, he's a cunt
>pick up and carry the containers where we need to inspect the equipment on my own
>do this for the next half hour to an hour, just lifting 80kg+ steel boxes on my own
>manager comes by
>pulls me up, says "You're a hard worker and you're strong, but I can't let you lift those on your own".
>mfw I got told I'm strong when I'm DYEL as fuck

Another time I was on a date with this chick from tinder and she said "I could see you real easily in the crowd". I asked her what she meant and she said "dude you're tall as fuck, taller than almost anybody".

I'm only 6'1.

>>42648914
I'm definitely going to use this one

>>42649023
Lol. Holy hell. Just moved to europoor land and you've gotta be shitting me. Meat far superior in America than it is in this shithole. I'll give you the sweets tho, but it's only for things that have high fructose corn syrup which is being dropped. Also, candy in europe, from my experience so far, has tasted like absolute shit

>>42649499
Your taste buds have been burned by burgerland food. The only good meat i had while there was on a bison farm (that was one of the best steaks i've had), the supermarket stuff was disgusting, absolutely inedible. Everything was overly sweet in burgerland, even the food in restaurants and it had that annoying "powdery" aftertaste. Yuropoor candy ranges from godlike (france,belgium,netherkanker and denmark) to dogshit (greece,balkan), but it might not be sweet enough for you, you know our candies actually try to have complex taste, not just sweet till it burns your tongue. If you are in UK, then the i feel for you, their food is even worse than burgerland.
But you have some nice bitches in florida, you won't score that easily here.

>>42649578
>if you are in UK
Rip then I guess

>>42649211
You're*

>>42649608
load of shit, been travelling around this holiday in eu, meat is the exact same

>>42644693
>turning down women who literally masturbate to the thought of you

Never, in the history of /fit/, has someone ever been /makingit/ this hard

>taking a breather
>bent over, hands on my knees
>the Gym Homo walks by and slaps me on the ass
>'damn bro, nice'
>give him a thumbs up

>>42649449
>only 6'1

What the fuck do you mean by this, you lanky fuck

>>42648825
Nah sorry mate

>>42644418

Did you ever lick her soles clean?

>>42644693

At first I thought you're a retard, but then I realised how many fat virgins browse this board whishing for a girl like the one you turned down and how mad they'd be. I still think you're a retard desu but good job.

>started lifting almost a year ago
>not super consistent
>diet is terrible
>making strength progress anyway albeit slowly
>be back home for a few weeks in the summer
>walk downstairs shirtless to get laundry
>dad sees me
>"wow anon if you got rid of that last little of fat you'd be ripped"
its like when your mom tells you that you're very handsome and you're not really sure if you actually are. I literally can't tell if I've made any improvement

>>42648420

>wear electric blue short short bathing suit with a lime green tank top that has my own face printed on it.

fuck I want to see that outfit

>>42649915
She was a nice girl, but not really my type. I kind of felt like I was her bodyguard or protector in a way, so I pretty much sister-zoned her.

>>42649112
welcome to being female. be not fat and youve made it. or fuck it be fat and youll have a moderate time as well

>>42644687
>matlab
literally shaking rn

>>42650124
God I fucking hated matlab. Luckily I got my degree in Petroleum Engineering so I only had 1 dumb coding class using it but man it sucked.

>>42649023
>meat tastes like bullshit
Don't eat processed meats then, you mong. Avoid fast food whenever possible, and buy quality meats, from a butcher, not the cheap shit

>>42650094
Fuck, man, being a grill just sounds so fucking easy...

I'm a pretty good looking guy, and my tinder still pales in comparison to just my average-looking female friends'

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>>42645446
Well it is sort of true

A bicep of a set mass across a 60cm arm looks bigger than the same mass over 80cm

Plus they have to eat a shitton more.

>>42649344
Well done anon you finally made it to being cha-i mean fucked by chad

Good going Sebastian

>>42649920
You haven't

You cant trust them

>>42644471
Yes but you dont take food or beverage into a fucking laboratory. Can you guess why?

>>42644843
>white guy in asia
>making it
pick one, anon

The only "mires" i've gotten has been guys on their forties commenting how im stronger than i look (even though im weak af)

>>42649023
>eats McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's
>says meat in US sucks
dude... you want a good steak get an Omaha steak or find a Morton's

>>42648432
The shirt is A okay, I appreciate your concern.
>>42648456
5'9" 185lbs
Bench: 235
OHP: 145
squat: 285
Diddly: 375
I've got knee issues
>>42648522
That's all there was from last night m8
>>42649102
I stopped switched to water around 10:30 didn't make the drive home till 3. I was stone cold sober. I don't fuck around with drunk driving, I knew a guy in highschool that died that way
>>42648470
>>42649959
I'll take a pic when it's out of the wash

>>42645501
Im 6'4 and my arm span is over 7ft fml

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>>42650960

>>42643165
>>>eat a lot (quarter kg of chicken and veggies 4 times a week)
wew are you fucking kidding me?
I'm a 173 manlet 62 kg and I eat eat least 400 grams of chicekn every day

>>42651340
do you have feathers too?

well, my grandma said that my shoulders have got wider...so there's that

>>42646173
mirin those sweet neuro gains

I never get mires from girls my age but I did have this happen to me recently:

>I am 6ft, 210 lbs, ~12 % body fat
>I have a similar haircut as Chris Evans
>Go for a HIIT run
>Running shirtless since it is hot as balls
>I am in the suburbs
>Sprinting full tilt
>Some really young kids are playing in the front yard
>One kid yells out "Captain America!"
>Figure they are just playing superheros or something
>"Hi Captain America!"
>Look at them and they are waving to me
>Wave back while sprinting
> Want to be a good role model and blurt out "Make sure to eat right and exercise kids!"
>My timer goes off for the easy part of the HIIT
>Don't want to go slow in front of kids and ruin the image of their hero
>Keep on sprinting down the road
>Fucking killing me
>Moment I am out of their view I stop sprinting
>Dying, won't be able to continue workout
>Entire workout is ruined just so I could impress some five year old kids that will forget about this in a week
>Worth it

>>42651649
you dun gud son

>>42650509
>at a consignment shop looking for clothing
>pick up some white t-shirt with korean-like writing all over it and a picture of a bull
>for all I know, it's telling me to suck bull balls in korean
>put the thing down
>woman comes up to me and starts asking why I put that shirt down and how amazing it would look on me
>I saw her out of the corner of my eye and she literally came across the entire store to tell me this
>she starts talking about how she'd like to get the shirt for herself
>I thought she was an employee just trying to sell something faster, but no, she seemed legit interested in the shirt
>pick it up, hand it to her, turn around and go back to the rack
>she continues to talk to me introduces herself and then says she can't just take it from me since it was my find
>I'm still just looking at the rack
>she says again that it would look great on me
>turn towards her
>she's looking at my arms
>tell her my eyes are up here and walk away

Felt neat.

>>42645364
the fact that he was d3

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>>42643165

Got one from a pair of ugly landwhales in my class last week, could hear them blabbing about how 'buff' I was and whenever I picked something up they would do an exaggerated gasp.

Actually felt a little annoyed desu, making me the center of attention- and the fact they were pigs haha.

Another was a month ago when one of the blokes I knew from high school said I was 'built' and "look like a bear now".

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>>42651649
>Want to be a good role model and blurt out "Make sure to eat right and exercise kids!

>>42644693
Holy shit. This is something that I have done so many times. I am confident chad but turn down pussy like an alpha virgin.

>>42651862
jesus christ how horrifying

>>42645517
he meant the gif you absolute virgin

>>42645776
>5'8
>115
wtf
>went to 128
still wtf normal humans at 5'8 are at least 130 and that's skelly mode unless you're lying about height and you're even more of a manlet

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>>42647861
JOE?! YOURE ON /FIT/????

>>42647861
Joe? You're on fit, lol?

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>>42649163
i literally thought i was the only guy with this fetish

are we friends now?

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>>42644693
>chad virgin

>>42644899
You are making me consider going at a normal time rather than midnight.

>>42644418
was she born without toes? lolol

>>42651757
wut?

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>>42645363
>feeling the need to brag on an anonymous origami board
yeah, i'm really jealous.

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>>42648937
ignore useless sluts regardless of where they are from.

>girl says i have super broad shoulders
> her friend keeps saying shes jelouse of how fit i am
>proceed to get my arms felt up by the girl while her dyel boyfriends next to her
>its a weird feel

>>42644763
>>42646184
>>42648210
>>42648611
>>42648667
>>42648737
>>42648794
Is this a single full time shitposter or what?

>>42644843
Damn, they're mostly qts too, good on you gaybro.

>>42644763
5'8 manlet, I get mires from all age groups. Yesterday mires from a few young 20 year olds, some middle age ladies, a mom, and an old lady believe it or not. Facial aesthetics and reasonable fitness level is everything.

>>42644655
> using Chrome for efficiency
> not waterfox
C'mon, Anon, do better.

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>>42643165
Not sure if it counts as a mire but it happened today:
>be inside my car with some friends, talking about how shitty our 3rd world country is
>ask jokingly if I would be able to make a lot of money as a prostitute in Europe
>female friend says "absolutely"
>ask why
>she say's "you're handsome"

>>42654859
>using waterfox
>being a hipster in [current year]

>>42651649
People say I look like the black guy from starwars and don't kid always called me Finn
Kinda sad

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>>42644693
what the actual fuck is wrong with you man

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>>42655451
That's not a mire, they're saying you look like a chimpanzee.

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>>42646173
>>42646275

>>42651757
Maximum fucking autism.

>>42654909
If you come you'll make for a position in a gas chamber that will be built in Auschwitz in a couple decades.

>>42648509
>made it
>cucked in an open relationshit
Haha you know pick cuck

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>>42651757

>my eyes are up here

>>42649112
Me but other way around
>be guy
>cut 45 lbs while lifting
>go out
>get 3 numbers, some insta adds and snap adds
>a couple asked me for my contact info first
W-what is this
I'm scared tbqh

>>42643306
She's the catfish and is playing mind games with you by accusing you of being a catfish first

>>42643165
>gf told me her little cousin has a crush on me
>kek

we're all gonna make it

>>42657663
The little cousin admitted to having a crush on her cousin's boyfriend?

Also, if you already had a gf then you already 'made it' by /fit/'s standards

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>>42644693
Holy shit, put me in the screencap

>>42644418
>frat and sorority faggot false flag

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>>42644693
Why?

>>42643165
>Flying to New York for job interview
>Flight delayed and stressing my connection
>Seated next to a very tiny, very cute Indian girl
from Long Island
>Maybe 5' tall with 3" wrists
>Exactly my type
>Immediately she starts chatting me up
>Turns out she's finishing her residency and was in town for the weekend having fun
>She's telling me about her crazy weekend with her cousin
>She's playing with her hair and being very flirty
>She begins touching my arms and we are enjoying ourselves talking
>Out of nowhere says she's engaged
>She asks if I have family. Say I am engaged, too (not, but might as well be)
>Continue to chat about religion and where she's from and she shows me her pussy (not the one I wanted to see)
>Out of nowhere starts lifting up her sleeves to do a self-examination of her arms
>Has a few bruises and due to her obvious play for attention, I act interested
>Says she hurt herself this weekend all over out having fun
>She's cute so I don't mind helping to examine
>Shows me bruises on her legs and arms
>Says her ribs hurt
>Lifts her right arm up (side facing me) and cups her breast as she points out where her ribs hurt
>Continue to chat and flirt until the end of flight
>As we begin to land she's having me lean over her to see the city
>Says her relationship is long distance right now and that he has a harder time with it than she does
>Gonna miss connection so allowed to get off early
>Tell her she was a pleasure and thank her for the company
>Walk off the plane knowing she wants to keep in touch
>Have to pick up my bag on the ramp and have to wait
>She ends up there, as well
>Asks me if I have Facebook
>Say "no"
>She says "Oh you're one of those weirdos" with a laugh
>Say yeah, disabled it because it was taking over my life
>She agrees and I can tell she wants me to find a way to follow up
>Bag arrives, turn to her and say "take care"
>Run to my next flight
I have a gf so it's probably good I didn't get her number, but man she was cute

>>42649711
i would do the same desu idk how i would turn this situation into my favor without making it awkward

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>been lifting for 6 months
>recovering fatty
>looking at a new place to work out
>be a jew, hit up the JCC because its cheap and they have a badass lap pool
>ask qt3.14 anne frank front desk girl for tour
>showing me around the weight room
>"so we offer a free personal training session but it looks like you know what you are doing with all of this"
>finish the tour and say thanks, start walking away
>hear her say "wow he is cute"
>turn around and she is staring right at me then quickly looks at her coworker who is still looking at me

Feels so fucking good.

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>>42644693
I hate you and want to be you and love you all at once

>>42655684
They don't look alike though. Finn is pretty good looking

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>>42643165
>gay coworker looks too and says "Nice"

That's it, OP. You've made it. You can delete 4chan now.

>>42644693
virgin shields protected you

>>42647861
wtf Joe?!

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>>42644693
The first documented case of a Chad virgin.
Let this moment be remembered

>>42653874
Sorry bro I was saying it ironically to ridicule the attention seeking crossdressing anon. I hope we can be friends anyway then

>>42654592
Sounds like if you play your cards right, you'll be the bull of their relationship

>>42653966
lolol no they were amputated

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>>42650960
Start boxing

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>>42658003
>Continue to chat about religion and where she's from and she shows me her pussy (not the one I wanted to see)
>Tell her she was a pleasure and thank her for the company
>Say yeah, disabled it because it was taking over my life

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>>42655728
I have Austrian citizenship because my mother's family is from Austria (my father's family is from Italy but I had to chose one) so I'm an European citizen despite never having even visited Europe.
How does that make you feel my dear fellow European?

>>42649762
underrated

>>42659476
Good on you anon.


still thought
Wir müssen die juden ausrotten

>>42643306
Stop posting this now.

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>at grocery store
>granny comes down the isle
>asks me if I can help grabbing a 24pck of water
>grab and load her cart
>says watching me pick it up was already worth the money
Legit first mire. She was sassy as fuck.

>standing behind me in line
>cashier has a "in training" sign
>says all the cashier's seem like they're in training today
Fucking kek'd

>>42651649

>Entire workout is ruined just so I could impress some five year old kids that will forget about this in a week

or maybe you've inspired one of them for better life and his last memory will be of you

>>42657785
Kill yourself

>>42643165
>aunt notices I've been working out
t-thanks

>>42660614
Yeah, I don't have a facebook, but not because it was taking over, I am just generally antisocial. As far as the religion talk goes, she is Hindi and mentioned it as she was talking about being a good cook and what she can and cannot make. I like learning about other religions even if I don't practice. Again, I am not single so I wasn't pursuing the conversation for it to go anywhere, but rather because holding the interest of a smart, attractive woman is good on the ego.

>>42643165
>half a pound of gainsbird and veggies 4 times a week
>a week
>250g pf chicken protein....a weeek

ishygddt

Not a mire, but would it be autistic to purposely sit next to a girl in class and try to talk to her? What should I say? There's this really cute Aussie girl in my History class and I feel like I need to at least try with her

>went to the store this morning with my supervisor to dick around
>skinny wigger kid asks me if I'm a professional body builder because I look really built
>laugh it off and say nah
Kinda took me by surprise desu. The body dysmorphia is real.

>>42662057
>Would it be autistic to talk to someone I find attractive

It would be autistic not to, you pussy.

Talk about something interesting you find about the class.

>>42643165
>1,96m
>We're all gonna make it brehs.

>>42654826
5'9 king of manlets. I seem to only ever get mires from teenagers, like around fifteen years old, give or take a couple of years each way. I'm twenty three, and they're usually with their parents which makes it super awkward. What do?

>>42643306
she doesn't think you're a catfish. she's using the liberal tactic of painting you as what she is, so that you will be so busy defending yourself against her assumption that you won't think to notice that she's the actual catfish.

Not sure if I posted this story before or not.

>Last year
>I' tell myself that I'm going to get fit
>I lift and work out regularly, don't really notice any improvements
>Do I look any different at all? Maybe I'm not eating right...
>I had been going to this local place recently a lot for lunch, I walk in wondering whether I should order something different today
>Q.T 3.14 behind the counter.
>"Hi, the usual?"
>"No... I'd like something different today."
>"Whaaaa-?"
>Apparently everyone there makes fun of me for ordering the same thing every day.
>Whatever man .jpeg
>Order my new meal and sit down
>Waiting
>Notice Q.T. 3.14 glancing at me behind the counter.
>She is the one to bring me my food... not for the first time, either.
>"Enjoy!"
>I do
>Eating
>Not paying attention to what's going around me
>She comes back
>"Ummm.... Hi...."
>She looks weirdly nervous. I wonder what's wrong.
>"Hey."
>"Um, how's the food....?"
>It's great mate
>I'm glad to hear it."
>Awkward pause.
>"I-I really like the pesto..." She tells me.
>Oh, that's cool, I guess.
>"Umm... see-you around....
>She turns back around looking embarrassed. Didn't realize she was trying to chat me up until that exact moment.

Bitches, man.

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>>42663255
FUCK HER IN HER PUSSY BRAH

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>>42663215
that has nothing to do with height but more like your personal style and overall vibe. i got a friend who is extremely popular amongst teenagers and younger girls (so like 18) but he would have absolutely no chance amongst older girls (so like 23+)
its all about what kind of audience you aim for. a biochem student wont be impressed with your 15 year old tuning bmw but it will work for ratchet countryside girls

>>42643306
dude come back when you can bone a white girl
black girls are fucking desperate as hell because nobody wants them

>>42644763
Nice trap

>>42645370
>that picture
the dream

A group of highschool girls were eyeing me up at the gym yesterday. I'll take it. Some of them were pretty cute.

>>42643165
This is really promising. My height and weight are close to yours and my lifts are close to yours after about a month and a half of lifting.

>>42663872
I'm 5'10 and I lost my virginity to a girl taller than me. Actually now that I think about it 6 out of the 10 girls I've hooked up with are taller than me. Tallest was a volleyball player at 6'3. Just bee urself

>>42660767
Tell your female friend you won't charge her for services and then fuck her brains out

>>42645776
you have the same stats as my skinny-fit girlfriend so imagining what you must look like as a male is pretty depressing

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>>42644693

>>42659586
Cope harder

>>42651757
I wouldn't know whether to smack you in the head or clap you on the back. Well done.

>>42651757
>my eyes are up here
THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE

>>42644734
you've done it once and you can do it again, anon.

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>>42664920

>>42644618
The fuck is that shit

Been 6 foot 215lbs for the last 7 years at 12%bf. I have seen it all fellas. Literally cannot go anywhere without turning heads. Becomes very tiresome.

E.g. Today I was on my bike outside the local Uni, a grill with 2 of her friends sees me ride past in a singlet post gym and not aunty motions them toward me.

>>42649062
>not recognizing pasta

>>42648420
You are my hero

>>42649112
>girl
/fit/ is men only. Kill yourself you whore.

>>42666025

lmao roiding for over 8 years, enjoy your cancer

>>42663169
In my business class today, sat in front row next to cute girl. After class ended I asked her name because "unless you plan on moving we'll probably be seeing each other again haha" She smiled and told me her name and Ill see you wednesday. It's that easy

>>42650782
Is it out of the wash yet or what

> 190lbs., 5'11", 16% BF
> go to club for mcgregor mayweather fight
> 8/10 cutie eye contacts me while I'm ordering drinks with friends
> beckons me over with a finger
> buys me a drink
> she tries to talk but it's too loud so I drag her out to the dance floor
> make out, grind, grope for an hour
> finger her on dance floor
> friend gets pissed that she's getting all the attention and eventually drags her away home

Am I finally making it bros? Asian bro here, I've never had attention like that before...

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>>42667372
No shit, there's so much anticipation built up in this thread. We need to see the shirt.

>girl feels stomach through shirt
>notices hardness and outline of abs
>excitedly lifts shirt saying "You have abs??"
>all covered in a layer of fat

NOT TODAY SUCCUBUS

>>42667376
ayyy good shit man that sounds like a fun time. Next time you bang

>>42645776
>5' 8" 127 pounds
>Damn you looking swole

Why do you feel the need to lie to anonymous users on an Egyptian wine-tasting photo album?

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>>42644693
capped

>>42655891
^^

>>42650960
John jones mode

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>>42659476
yeah yeah I know. Not much I can do but hate communists and leftists.

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>>42670280
Woops

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>>42648420
well played my friend

>>42657785
premium meteor smash dunk

>>42655684
Never said it was a mire, I stated the opposite actually, and for that reason as well.

>>42659586
All about the angles desu.

>>42667989
Kek

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>>42663562
>its all about what kind of audience you aim for


This b the truth

>drinking at a bar in Osaka
>got a really fucking nice tattoo
>talking to some qt's
>show them my new ink
>"Yah, I like having a piece of art on my body"
>"You're a piece of art, anon"
>mfw

I'm not even cut, still bulking hard.

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>>42663255
Pro tip: All women have mild autism
You made her spill her spaghetti, anon

>>42643165
>eat a lot (quarter kg of chicken and veggies 4 times a week)

Wat?

>>42671002
>Osaka
>Talking with Qt

Stop dreaming weibo

>>42645126
>>42665776
Appreciate it, m8s. Been working out at home hella hardcore past few days, haven't started running yet. Would that benefit anything to the gains? I read that building muscle loses fat better than just trying to sweat it out.

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>>42655684
>those two faces have nothing in common other than the skin colour

>>42644270
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>42643165
D-Do family member mires c-count?

>>42655451
I bet you look like one of the actors in Planet of the Apes... actually i bet you look like most of them kek

>>42659586
>>42671272
White knight homos
.25pl8ers no doubt
Leave /fit/
This is a Nazi board now

>>42663215
5'9" isn't even king, that's 5'10"

>>42649449
>they're easily 80kg+

No.

You obviously dont know how 80 kg feels in box format.

>>42644693
>the chad virgin
People will still deny the power of meme magic

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>>42644763
5'7 and mired daily

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>>42645387
Yeah man girls think lanklet skinny fat is the best mode

>>42668099
no need to lie just telling like it happened

>>42672872
>5'7

That's just people staying at the freaky midget.

>swim 4 times a week
>get to shallow end the other day
>hawt lifeguard looks at me and smiles
I've been told I should compliment her but I'm an introvert not an extrovert.

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>>42647861
joe ya spastic, see you at morning lecture tomorrow

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>>42643306
>And thanks :) you are awesome

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>>42658003
>>Continue to chat about religion and where she's from and she shows me her pussy (not the one I wanted to see)


got me real fucking good there

>>42644442
>not bringing coffe everywhere you go at uni
dude i used to have a 1L starbucks cup that i always filled before classes (there was an awesome coffee machine on my frat)

>>42644493
have you ever been to a university ever? chemistry classes are half on a regular class with barelly any chemicals and half on a lab

>>42667376
>finger her on dance floor

just dont do that next time, instead make out with her and take her outside the bar

>>42671189
if you do fasted cardio it will benefit you a lot, makes you actually burn fat and build muscle

>>42663094
Holy shet post body

>>42672872
id like to suck on those nipples, no homo though

>>42672872
>goal bod
what was your starting routine? i'm starting SS and i'm not sure if it really is the best for beginners

>>42644693
>shortly after I hooked up with one of my gym bros
yep this is fit alright

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>>42643165
Tale from yesterday, but I was the one mirin
>interested in fitness and improving myself for the last few weeks
>invited chubby gf to take a walk yesterday
>mired some dude's back because I want a similar result
>she thought I was looking at his ass and called me a fag for that and the all fitness bullshit I've been talking about recently
T-thanks /fit/

>>42671002
>Showing off tattoos in Japan