How do i achieve gaston mode?

Noone's big like gaston.

>>42640861
When youre a young lad you eat 4 dosen eggs every morning to help you get large

>>42640878
That doesn't sound healthy at all

>>42640881
Meh, when you're grown you eat 5 dozen eggs and roughly become the size of a barge.

>>42640881
Thats what he did

>>42640881
Ok then be a soyboy and eat your tofu and lentils for breakfast, you'll never be a man like Gaston.

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Dedicate your life to GOD and become a samurai.

>>42640902
Gaston is a fucking cartoon

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>neck training is real

>>42640991
>No "Defeat Odin, steal his power for yourself"

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>>42640881
>Wants to be Gaston
>Doesent down atleast a carton of eggs every day
NVRGNAMKT

>>42640881

t. Pussy who's not going to make it