Gym nemesis

Mine
>Looks alot like me
>Gymbro once asked me if we were related
>Always wears the same shorts and same colored shirts as me
>Does many of the same lifts and seems like we always lift in sync
>Saw him trip over a matress once and he looked awkwardly at me

Wanna punch this sucker in the face

Mine
>A bot shorther than me
>Thinks he is the shit
>Is always rude
>Hogs the cable crossover
>Is balding

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>>42638415
Mine :
Complete dyel my age.

Doesnt bench squat or deadlift properly.

Unloaded bar unevenly and got hit in the head the the swinging barbell as a result.

Holds his head for a minute with both hands and clearly tries not to cry.

Mfw

>>42638415
Mine:
>wears air max shoes during squats and deadlifts
>pussy pad when he squats
>saw him fail a 1 rep max 3pl8 squat a few weeks ago yet he says to people he can rep 150 kg
>wears tights even though dyel
>using straps with mixed grip
>can barely diddly 3pl8
>wears a hoodie with his sleeves pulled up to literally his shoulders
>asked my buddy if it was ok to hit on girl in the gym

Mine
>My old PE, hated each other
>5'7 Manlet
>walks around like he's the shit
>Used to walk around school with protein shakes all the time
>talks like he smokes 50 a day

The whole gym is my nemesys

>>42638415
>5'9
>Beard
>Ultimate manlet
>Chubby with some okay looking arms
>Stares at me when he's on a cable machine
>Brings his girlfriend to show off
>Won't talk to me whenever I try to
>Brags to other guys about drink 100g protein shakes

every blue lives matter faggot. too many pigs.

>>42638415
Mine
>my age (25)
>my height (6'3 fuck you manlets lol)
>he bodybuilder mode
>me powerlifter mode
>I bring my little bro
>he brings his little bro

>my lifts far better than his
>his body far better than mine

I just want him to die

>slightly taller
>fatter
>seen him mad jelly miring my buttwink when i squat 3.5plate

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>>42638415
Switched gyms about two months ago and this guy somehow ends up at same time as me at least once a week even though I have variable schedule
>3/4 compression tights
>two pairs of different color socks with chucks
>cuffs his already short soccer/running shorts up to show off his legs
>is low key pretty handsome and better looking than me
>only seen him train lower body but still looks athletic mode af
>brings in a qt and teaches her proper squat form and how to do exercises for big butt
>gave me a head nod once and I nodded back
He prob doesn't even know he's my nemesis but I hate him because I ain't him

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>>42638415
Mine:
>looks about 180lbs or so
>6'1
>even weaker than he looks
>doesn't even bench or ohp
>pathetically low squat and deadlift
>205 and 225 I think
>wears fucking beats while lifting
>probably a virgin too
>mfw my nemesis is myself

>>42639801
Why do you do this to yourself man

>>42639876
Having a gym nemesis sounds queer as fuck and I'm not strong enough to compete with anyone yet