Bodily anomalies

>>42637712
Apply Amlactin lotion twice a day, and use an exfoliating wash cloth when showering.

look up "tinea versicolor"

>>42637712
You have pityriasis versicolor, due to extensive sweating. It is the most common shit in the world. I have it too.

It is harmless, it only looks like shit. Go to your dermatologist, he'll give you some antifungal creme or shampoo, you can also try to get Itraconazole pills, they will get rid of it in a weeks time.

>>42637712
looks like a terminal case of homosexuality
its only a matter of days before you have full blown gay.
unlucky for you, despite their highly promiscuous lifestyle fags are very superficial and have high standards (only) in regards to looks

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who keratosis pilaris here

>>42637712

My gf has holes in the back of her legs, behind the knee. It looks like torn fabric, it's so fucking strange. I'll get a pic if I can.

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>>42638676

Kinda looks like this, with "threads" of skin stretching across the hole. The holes don't go into her body, but they're a good centimetre deep.

Anyone got any idea what it might be?

>>42637712
you look like one them mutants from mad maxx fury road

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>>42638270
it just won't go

>>42638270
why would you need such a short ruler?

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>>42638676
>>42638693

She let me take a pic

What the fuck is it brehs?

>>42638111
Kek

>>42638751
WHOAH!
Fuck it mate. Probs the tightest hole on her body you lucky cunt

>>42638772
>>42638751
Seriously it looks like her asshole is healing. Stick it in before you miss out

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>>42638751

>>42638772

Kek

>>42638786

Thanks for making my gf's leg into an albino teenage mutant ninja turtle

>>42638751
did she have a cist there or something?

>>42638751
parasites

>>42638814

Nah she's always had it

I have a half dozen little skin tags on the inner of my right thigh from when I was overweight and sitting down too much. I should probably just cut them off.

>>42638829
Store pennies in there or use her to smuggle drugs

>>42638837
Why didnt you just say six?

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>>42638270
>tfw your arms and legs look like plucked chicke

>>42638751
That's her battery port

>>42638270
I put lotion on it twice a day and take cold showers and it helps a little bit. It just won't leave me alone

how do i fix bacne? i showe 2x a day and change bed sheets weekly.

>>42638676

What he forgot to mention that I am a twin

>>42639912
I forgot to put is