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Gym fails thread.
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Idk, when was the first time you entered a gym ?
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>>42633603
You're not going to recreate a funny post. Kill yourself.
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>>42633716
She's the women's champion and has been for quite a while. So I guess something in there must be doing something
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>>42633747
>women's champion

Of what? AIDS?
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>>42633747
Women's champion in what? Being fucking retarded?
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>>42633716
>Pol
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>>42633716
>crossfit.webm
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>>42633913
KEK
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>>42633913
please dont post this
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>>42633913
Don't you bring that evil here
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>>42633913

>double_jointing_machine.webm

Fuck you man.
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>>42633747
She's a genetic freak and been training in Dutch MT for like her entire life.

Same thing for Cain, Rhonda, etc. They didn't get to the peak with their training, their training probably held them back from their true potential.
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>>42633913
nigger fuck off
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>>42633572

at first i thought this was fake because there would be no reason for someone to be filming in the first place

then i realized this was probably someone filming security footage playback

which means that an employee took an embarrassing video of one of his patrons

which is fucked up
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>>42633572
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>>42636450
alternatively there are two levels in that gym and the guy filming was upstairs going for dat dere yoga pants creepshot
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>>42633913
this cant be real
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>>42636539

You should hear that one video of the dude trying to squat like 600lbs and blowing both his quads. Good shit.
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>>42636569
That shit head could not handle that weight anyway. Knees were buckling from the start and they went straight inwards. Total ego lift and look where it got him. Bit of way more than he could chew.
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>>42633913
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>>42636758
as bad as it looks, at least he didn't try loading up the weight.
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>>42636884
I wish he did.

Anyone got the video of the dog being embarrassed to be seen with him
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>>42633913
Frittata!
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>>42636758
is this the same skelly guy from the pic with the communist cake???
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>>42633913
>GOLIATH ONLINE
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>>42636758
So HIV/AIDS really isn't a death sentence.
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>>42636569
Video plz
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>floors uneven
>dumbbell rolls away
>poor bastard doing lunges steps on it
>biffs hard
>yelling about busted elbow
>roll away other dumbbell and curl silvers as fast as possible
>cameras down
Do I need to turn myself in
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>>42637061
If nobody saw. No
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>>42633913
wait your fucking filename has me thinking. WTF is this machine for?
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>>42633795

Of beating bitches faces in
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>>42637046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LUFbjh7Z0c

enjoy
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>>42633913
seen this video and all its done is consolidate my opinion to absolutely not to squats or leg press. I bike and my quads are big enough from that.
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>>42637251
Sweet Jesus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0HIA5OK-Ic

Here's a good compilation of gym barfs. Pretty silly ya know.
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>>42633913
omg he squeezed her tit like a stress toy
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>>42633572
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>>42637416
>filename
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquOATN4COs
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>>42633936
Triggered shitskin vermin detected
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>>42637437
it was literally just a reply with the text "pol" and you lost your shit
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>>42637446
No Tyrone, you lost your shit by somehow inexplicably equating some crossfit retard with /pol/. You're seeing KKK boogeymen in your peripheral it seems. Reduce intake of the kool aid.
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>>42637504
im not the guy you originally responded to, im not a nigger, you just seem really insecure
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>>42637004
kek
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>>42637504
You can always tell who the Polacks are by how edgy they get
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>>42637504
Her shirt in the video said pol you halfwit retard, you must be easily triggered
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>>42637253
That picture is upside down famalam
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>>42637556
Nah bro chill the underage b& poltard can't even recognize the alphabet, let him be triggered at the fact that he's even more illiterate than the niggers he's superior to
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>>42637416
Dude actually looks quite fit
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>>42637528
>>42637544
>>42637556
>Getting this anally devastated.
Calm yourselves negroes.
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>>42637583
its alright, the truth hurts and you feel the need to lash out, just stay on /pol/ when you spill your spaghetti everywhere
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>>42637416
ngl that looks like a lot of fun
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>>42637570
Fuck man, you got me, sorry I doubted you.
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>>42637610
>being this edgy
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>>42637610
Hello summer nice to meet you! Hope you do well on high school this fall
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>>42637004
>this guy
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>>42637504
Dont you taint my waifu bastard
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>>42637617
>>42637638
Hello nu-posters
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>>42637610
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>>42636975

AWE YEAH THATS THE STUFF!
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>>42636884
>>42636920
>he
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>>42637617
>>42637638
Newfags.
Are you really calling me a summerfag when it's you who can't deal with the fact that niggers have never been welcome on /fit/?
Also there is nothing edgy about lynching some vermin that are destroying your nation. It would be justice.
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>>42637653
But we made her better. National Socialism only improves a person.
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>>42637610

"It's not a phase mom!"
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>>42637702
/pol/ is summer
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>>42637718
>b-b-but all of my 4chan is /pol/!
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>>42637702
you're supposed to hide your power level, dumbass stormfag
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OP here. You guys suck ass at staying on track.
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>>42637714
dead
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>>42637753
>>42637676
Can you stop posting these photos? They're making me upset.
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>>42637446
because you smug liberal faggots get offended and automatically blame a roleplaying political website like you know what you're talking about. Sad!
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>>42637544
You can always tell who the leftwing pussies are because they're obsessed with that SJW meme show.
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aww man
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>>42637832
>calling a Norwegian tile forum a political roleplay site
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>>42637418
Was smirking a bit, then that guy with the broom face planted and I laughed audibly.
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>>42637702
I'm cringing to death here
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>>42637801
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>>42636450
there are a number of gyms that don't give a fuck about how many customers they have just that they have the right ones.
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>>42633913
Honest question, do you ever recover from this?
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>>42637914
imagine trying to walk when you leg falls asleep, thats probably how she'll feel for the rest of her life
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Yowzer this thread's gone bowser.
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>>42637251
corn rows have to be the single most ugly female hairstyle on the planet
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>>42636971
Yes.
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>>42637251
>le wominz martial arts
she couldn't beat up a 13 year old boy training mma.
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>>42636758
pretty much flawless to maintain twink form
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>>42637572
kinda just looks like he's begging for a trip to Snap City yanking around his shoulders like that, but whatever works brah.
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>>42637426
Jesus fucking Christ, that was hard to watch.
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>>42637992
Whatever you say m8.
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>>42633716
>>42633747
>>42637251
BTFO
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>>42633716
>That guy that wears a mask at the gym
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>>42637253
Holy fuck dicks
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>>42637253

>that sound

Holy fucking shit
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>>42637290
Non fitfag dyel here, I saw a bunch of videos where pros were expulsing vomit in short bursts while trying to lift weights, nobody seemed to care and everyone acted as if normal
Is it normal?
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>>42637610
I see two dead niggers and a lot of inbred degenerates partaking in one of the odd pleasures undertaken by people in remote areas with high incest rates and familiy trees that tend to look like circles or straight lines.
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>>42638667
Holding your breath to increase inter-abdominal pressure helps when you're lifting heavy, so puking or passing out is not unexpected.
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>>42637253
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>42636758
Thanks Mr. Skeletal
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>>42637653
i will baste your waifu's taint
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>>42636454
My back hurt looking at that.
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>>42637702
please go
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one of my faves
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>>42637504
wew, for a master race you truly get offended easily.
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>>42637610
Reminder that this is what happens to fascists, stormfag.
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>>42637446
You're an idiot

>t. left wing and hates /pol/
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>>42636454
literally a rack pull ON the knees
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>>42639443
oh we got a tough guy. post physique you wet noodle lmao
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>>42637504
>equating some crossfit retard with /pol/
The Words POL are literally on the back of her shirt
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>>42637253
fuck fuck fuck dat sound fuck fuck fuck
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>>42637566
>>42637583
ik this is bait but this is hilarious
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>>42637583
you're the only one butthurt here. he just said ">Pol" and you started crying
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>>42637702
yes we're calling you a newfag. this is not /pol/. now fuck off.
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>>42637840
>everybody making fun of retarded /pol/tards are leftwing
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>>42638271
With all due respect, you aint gonna be bleeding that much and still standing as a woman unless you are taking a lot of weak punches.

A teenager with a years experiance could probably flatten her or at least give her a solid fight. And hit a hell of a lot harder too.
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>>42637253

Trying to watch shit like this is so hard for me, holy fuck. I was holding my breath and like tensing my entire fucking body. Jesus fucking christ that sound, I want to see what his quads looked like a few hours later. How the fuck do you even deal with that afterwards
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>>42637251
>>42638271
why do women want to be men so bad?
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>>42637702

Go back to Plebbit you fucking autist holy shit
I browse /pol/ but you're just straight up retarded for bringing this on /fit/
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>>42633913
>>42637253
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>>42640042
Actually studies show women have a better pain tolerance than men. Most likely an evolutionary thing since women have to squeeze a melon out of a quarter sized hole between their legs; Males don't know real pain
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>>42640063
Why do so many of you guys want to be women so bad. All the jealous catty bitter remarks from you guys about "how easy mode" life is is ridiculous.many of you clearly wish you were female
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>>42640094
actually getting kicked in the nuts is comparable I've read but I doubt that because some women get their vaginas cut open to help the delivery and I don't even want to imagine that.
anyways, mma women who know how to fight are capable of beating men who don't know how to fight. anybody saying otherwise doesn't know what he's talking about and is from a shit culture where he has to escort his sister if she goes outside.
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>>42640111

If a group of guys did the same shit these bitches did they would be shamed for LIFE
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>>42640094
bullshit, show the studies.
when women begin to give birth their bodies release tons of chemicals to dull the pain. if it was really so bad they wouldn't have multiple kids.
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>>42640094
I highly doubt there is a legitimate study comparing gender pain thresholds. To do so properly would inevitably be extremely unethical
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>>42636758
SWOLE LEFT
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>>42640166
>scientific studies
>unethical
pick only one
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>>42640123
>they have multiple kids so the pain can't be that bad
Dear Lord you're next level stupid. There's a reason there was such a high mortality rate before modern science. Women would go squeeze out a kid all alone in the jungle in the middle of the night, and it's not because it fucking felt pleasant you idiot.
Well we all know who's not going to reproduce here
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>>42640166
No it wouldn't. Research has been using shocks in research for decades now. You seem highly uneducated on the subject. There's plenty of ethical ways to test pain threshold
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>>42633716
that was only 4 cardio, tehnique didn't matter
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>>42637251
>>42637964
That she is a he
Fallon Fox
Dude beat up on women
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>>42637426
latsmobile
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>>42640123
Funny that you dont realise that you are in fact validating his claim
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>>42640042
With all due respect an elbow to the nose could make you bleed pretty easy.

She also fights at 115 pounds so yeah of course someone out of her weight class would fuck her up but, if you watch any type of combat sports you would understand shes the real deal skills wise.
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>>42636758

>that look he gives the camera

i kek every time
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>>42640338
that hurt my back just watching it
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>>42640293
>Fallon Fox

Bro, that is Joanna Jedrzejczyk. I understand the cornrows make them look close but that other bitch has never fought in the UFC and "she" fights at 135 not 115.
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>>42637261
I'm pretty sure she is not using any of her muscles and is letting the joints do the work. Whoever instructed her is a piece of shit
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>>42637251

Lmao womens' MMA is genuinely more brutal than mens'.

In mens' a guy eating a fraction of those punches would be out like a light and suffering no more abuse after.
In these womens' fights, they just don't hit hard enough for that, so instead they pound the shit out of each other's faces and surely end up taking way more cumulative damage.

Look at all the fucking shots she is eating. I bet the whole match went like that; just getting battered in the face again and again and for what? To still be on her feet at the end.
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>>42633913
I don't get this. How is this any different from a normal leg press machine, and why did she get hurt?
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>>42640338
All aboard the gains train, next stop snap city!
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>>42636975
kek
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>>42640515
That's why I like it though, it might not BE as lethal but my god does it look it.
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>>42640515
>Lmao womens' MMA is genuinely more brutal than mens'.

Who said that? I just don't think someone being a woman automatically makes them a shit fighter regardless of their accomplishments. I know women have a lower KO percentage due to their power and I also don't enjoy some women's MMA for the same reason. I pretty much skipped the Cyborg fight during UFC 214 because it was a shit show but, I'm a fan of skill shown in the ring regardless of who it is.
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>>42640612
MMA is so fucking gay and boring. I legitimately don't know what people see in this shit
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>>42640561
Locking your knees causes this
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>>42640366
>>42640569

>not knowing the inch worm technique
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>>42640632
Closest thing to real fighting that a combat sport gets to. Seeing several different styles of martial arts clash together with skilled fighters is also a plus.
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>>42640612

There's far, far less technical prowess in the womens' matches. It's more brutal just because they can take more hits because they're don't have knockout power.

The best and most technically skilled female fighters would get clowned by a reasonably good lad in the same weight class. Watching female fights for skill is like watching little league baseball for skill instead of MLB.
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>>42640690
damn that looked cool
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>>42640690
that gut punch
i want to be able to do that
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>>42640690
Except like 90% of it is just DYEL fags hugging each other.
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>>42640715
>There's far, far less technical prowess in the womens' matches.

I 100% agree because less women compete in combat sports so of course there is a disparity in skill but, saying someone as good as Joanna is trash because shes a woman is ridiculous. Shes one of the best strikers in the UFC regardless.

You can say "those women would be knocked dead if it was a man" thing is that's true too. But, the shit she does at 115 pounds is something no one else does. She even with that lack of power re arranges women faces and out classes everyone around her. Shes more well rounded that Rousey ever was and if she was bigger she would be far more dangerous. I'm not the "women fighters could destroy an untrained male" type either because I've sparred with actual women and the difference is glaring but to disregard anything she does TO OTHER WOMEN is foolish if you are a fan of the sport.
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>>42639691
Square up alpha
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>>42637380
Kek, he knew it was his only chance to do it without her suspecting, he set her up for that leg bender on purpose, just so he could grab that tit
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>>42640810

She only looks so skilled because she's fighting nothing but shit reaction time chicks who allow her to do this stuff.
Yeah she's a great fighter, for a chick, but her striking is only so good because her targets are so bad. None of that would fly against a competent opponent. She'd look distinctly average against a skilled match because she'd actually have to fight properly and not just wail relentlessly on someone who shouldn't be there.

It's similar in tennis. I get bored watching womens' tennis because the skill ceiling is so very low compared to the mens' tournaments. It's just not fun to watch. Though at least in tennis the women are a closer match so that there's actually some back and forth.
Joanna might as well just be pulling off choice shots on a punching bag for all the entertainment value it brings.
It's like watching one extra ordinarily good toddler wail on regular toddlers.
Actually, that sounds fucking ace. What I mean is that she's amazing, for a female fighter, but it's still just low tier.
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>>42637253
FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT FUCKING SOUND
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>>42640632
UFC used to be no holds barred and people wouldn't fight "mixed".

Way cooler then. The Gracie's dominated with BJJ
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>>42633913
ouchis
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>>42640770
If you don't like combat sports or the ground game in MMA since you don't understand it that's fine. But, you are doing yourself a disservice if you've never seen a all out war in the UFC ring.

One of my favorite fighters is Robbie Lawler because hes a striking specialist that loves fighting. His fight vs Rory McDonald and Carlos Condit are classics. There are several guys like that that are stand up specialists that rarely go to the ground.

>>42640893
No, she looks skilled because she is skilled. Shes a multiple time Kickboxing and Muay Thai champ so yes, she makes most of her competition look like shit. That's the sign of a great fighter. I also agree her talent to fight against is low and I already said that's part of the issue with women's MMA due to the amount of women in combat sports. Shes currently ran through all of the competition at 115 and now has to fight someone at 6-3 rank 3 because she ran trough the top 5 already.
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>>42641003
I think you're just gay. Like that's cool, just get the fuck off my board and go back to /heem/
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>>42641023
>I think you're just gay.

So this is the perfect place then.
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>>42640341
>those quick punches
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>>42637253
How do I avoid this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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>>42633716
you better knock that shit off joanna is my waifu
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>>42640111
Well, it'd certainly help in getting a boyfriend. No homo.
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>>42640258
then please enlighten me on how they can reach the maximum pain i can endure without it getting unethical?
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>>42637914
>>42637924
Yes you can recover from this quite easily. Join overextension is no
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>>42640864
something off about that mustache
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>>42640864
is that a fucking pokemon shirt?
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>>42637564
it's in austrailia.
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>>42637416
>current year
>not training to punch manlets
you guys are never going to make it
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>>42637416
that fucking file name
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>>42636180
Dutch Mt isn't a thing.
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>>42641271
STOP
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>>42640864
nice nose you fuckin tater-groid
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>>42637702
what's new is the taking niggers seriously. they've never been welcome but it's been playful admission of their status rather than a threat
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>>42641258
Good shit anon.
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>>42639423
These people's greatest achievement in life is being born white, of course they're defensive
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>>42637416
KICK KICK BOOM
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>>42633747
Yea, heavy one rep maxes have literally zero carry-over to something like MMA which is about speed and endurance. So you get goofy looking high rep training. getting your bench-press up will literally do nothing for you as far as fighting goes.
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>>42640123
There's only anecdotal shit. Apparently passing kidney stones is worse than being shot or giving birth or kick in the balls tho.

Not sure where testicular torsion rates
>>
>>42637253
>>42633913
this beats horror movies
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>>42636454
This guy gets it
>Suspension Bridge Back technique
>Muscle confusion using patented mid-lift quatting
>Relaxed arms mid lift for extra confusion
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>>42637253
not going to watch it
but what does it sound like, a melon cracking as the tendons are ripped
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>>42640632
idk about other people but I like it because I enjoy practicing martial arts, and it is the sport I am passionate about.
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>>42640810
>I know I'll deflect the kick with my forearm
>misses
what the fuck was that?
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>>42637253
>power lifting
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>>42633716
Nothing wrong with that if she's doing for cardio.
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>>42633913
let's get real about this, this girl is weak, she's obviously not even pressing her own body weight, she wouldn't be able to walk if her legs would snap from that weight. If she isn't able to walk, why is she doing leg press?

>aka FAKE
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>>42641539
it sounded like someone sat on a bag of chips without the sound of the chips crumbling
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>>42633716
you know she's a fighter right?
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>>42637418
>they keep falling down
this is like classic 50s humor except much better
>>
>>42640094
The studies on pain for men vs women aren't so simple as either one being 'better'

Men get more of them natural painkillers sent out into their body with external injuries. So while a man tolerates a punch of equal force better than a woman it's hard to measure "pain" they both feel since the man gets some better natural pain killers from it all and pain isn't some easily objective shit for science to qualify.

Women get more of those juicy pain killing body chemicals due when they face internal pain. So sickness, organs moving around post surgery, childbirth, cramps, etc. But men don't get as much. So men seem like little bitches to women when they're sick with the same flu but it's again hard to compare that shit since pain is a bitch to qualify.
>>
>>42637840
>SJW meme show.
im not even defending anything, but like

there is so much rape in that show, i really dont think "sjw" is the term you were looking for.

maybe like, pile of shit meme show
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>>42636758
I thought gym culture was problematic. But hey, good for xer!
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>>42641271
Literally just almost cried.
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>>42641539
it's like the sound of cracking your knuckles but meatier
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>>42637504
Cringe.
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>>42641258
I can't fucking breathe
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>>42636758
It bothers me the most that it's quarter squatting
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>>42640864
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>>42637426
I can picture him commuting to work via lat pulldown machine
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>>42640690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_AP-KyI5wM&spfreload=10
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>>42641258

LMAO
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>>42637705
fuck off dumb leftist, you're just as shit as soviets
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>>42641271
Why? Why? Why? WTF
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>>42642586
>natsoc only improves a person
>fuck off dumb leftist
???
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>feeling
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>>42642826
what's wrong with this?
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>>42641539
Take a thick carrot and snap it in half.
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>>42640351
didnt even notice until u pointed it out lmfaoooooo top kek
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>>42640166
mythbusters got volunteers to hold their hands in ice water for as long as they could. A larger scale version of that could work
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>>42641003
Fun fact: I train at Rory McDonald's original club, I've actually met him a couple times and know people in town that grew up with him; super awkward guy
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>>42637253

So it really snaps when you visit snap city
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>>42640063

Holy shit this is great!
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>>42640063
this is fucking amazing

>TOPKEK
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>>42636758
damn, ethan from h3h3 has lost a lot of weight! proud of him!
>>
I'll ask here to make sure I ain't doing anything wrong. Is it possible to build the entire chest and get pecs with just the dumbbell bench press?
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>>42636957
she broke her shakashuri
>>
Last night there was a dude with his gf, he was trying to impress her.
He was deadlifting 85lbs.
That's all I got.
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>>42637253
oh great, now people are gonna be like "oh wow look see powerlifting is bad for you"

everyone in powerlifting knows that that form is a one way ticket to snap city.
>>
why are there so many HAES libfags here trying to convince people /fit/ is a lefty board?
are you faggots losing your culture war this badly?
or are you too cowardly to go argue with nazi larpers?
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>>42641258
Good kek
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>>42642941
it looks like she broke her ankle or at least sprained it bad
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>>42633913
My knees hurt.
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>>42633913
Not watching this again. Also, I have a slight phobia of leg pressing too much
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>>42637253
Can he ever recover? seriously
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>>42641003
>That fucking blood mist
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>>42641640
She thought it was a roundhouse.
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>>42641258
lmao you got me
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>>42641258
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>>42633572
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>42637416
Daddy gave you good advice.
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>>42637544
>>42637556
>>42637566
>>42637591
>>42637617
>>42637638
>>42637718
>>42637888
>assblasted liberal niggers projecting

smhtbhqhfamalams
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>>42640864
Reminder that only a irishman can outnigger a nigger

lol
>>
>>42633747

>she's the champion of a basically brand new sport with amateur after amateur coming in, stealing the show, and then getting beat down by another one that can barely even fight

Women's MMA is a shitshow dude.
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>>42641353
>Improving strength doesn't improve performance

Fuck off.
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>>42640338
its funny how he straightens his back right before initiating the lift making it seem like he has somewhat good form for a split second but then throws out the window immediately
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>>42633913
Lmao, seen this a bunch of times and only just noticed he grabs her tit.
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>>42637416
>2017
>not doing weighted cable HAIYAHs

It's like you guys don't even wanna make it.
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>>42645507
jaw dropped
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>>42637705
This is a health and fitness board you retard. Go back to your containment board
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>>42643424
Why can you cunts not just fuck off to the board designed for this. I love /pol but you look like faggots every single time you shit the place up.

if you are far right wing you are probably an uggo that has a deep seated need to control others and remove competition because you inherently can not compete.

The lefty faggots are all ex bullied/sex abuse victims that try to stop their own pain by going overboard with everything.

you all look like stupid cunts and should fuck off back to your board. I would rather see 20+ brony posts in each thread.
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>>42641353
He means strength is useless in a fight if you're too exhausted to use it.
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>>42645667
nah
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>>42640063
How the fuck is this even happening? Have these people ever been on a bike before? How did they get there?
>>
>>42633913
Why'd he grab her tit tho?
>>
>>42637416
This dude is a beast, real talk
>>
>>42642941
watch it all, it looks like it loops early but it doesn't, it's 57 seconds long
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>>42637253
Welp. I'm skipping leg day from now on.
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>>42637253
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>>42637840
>incest
>rape
>murder
GoT is a lot of things but sjw isn't one. Take your edgy ass to bed kid.
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>>42637992
>>42640042
Lol. She would beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.
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>>42640690
>Seeing several different styles of martial arts clash together
Maybe early on, but not anymore (except for outliers).

Now days it's down to BJJ, Boxing, and Muay Thai.

I'm a bit autistic and studied history at uni (currently working at an art museum, feels good tbqh, and surrounded by inspiring sculptures all day) so my personal mix is Greco, an older style of boxing (think Dempsy and Fitzminons), and "Ligne basse" savate.

Is it "ultra effective"? Not really. But it suits my body type, disposition, and I feel compelled to study and practice with enthusiasm because I enjoy it. Plus it's a bit more low impact.

Womens MMA kind of reminds me of BKB.
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>>42638667
WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.
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>>42640063
>>42640111
>>42643105
>>42643106
>>42645809
Comparison:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHePxxS0K7o
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>>42637253
>that fucking sound
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>>42637705
post your body
>>
>>42637592
>ngl
Kys
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>>42637253
CRUNCH
>>
>>42646839

Funnily enough, I have yet to see a nazi actually respond to this challenge with their body yet.

99% of them have to be skinnfats or hamplanets who started "lifting for uncle adolf" last month and think they belong because of it.
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>>42643203

It is snap city and it honestly it's patethic, hey let me have bone and ligament problems by carrying this heavy thing just once!, i mean it was one time but it looked amazing didnt it?
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>>42637253
>>
>>42637418
>>42633965
>those garbage form pullups
what the fuck are they doing
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>>42644065
His career is over.

This thread is too serious.
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>>42637801
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>>42636744

THAT PIC , R&B fit... ?
>>
I just want to say: Women suck at lifting and fighting. If you watch women fighting in UFC you're an absolute cuck faggot.
>>
>>42640690
god damn that was clean
>>
>>42637504
Lol, good fake
>>
>>42637702
yes. sounds like you just discovered pol too.
>>
>>42645159
>anyone who dislikes me is a liberal!
fuck off cunt
>>
>>42637061
Lmfao bruh what do you mean by the floor is uneven
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>>42637570
Black people get cats?
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>>42640111
Yes, people would like to have easy mode. What's your point?
>>
>>42643093
This dude didn't just visit he just applied for pemanent residence
>>
>>42647937
no, he's rappelling from the roof to steal it
>>
>>42646245
And Karate, kickboxing, wrestling, Judo, and Sambo show up as well.

There are of course more popular types that show up more often but, the variety is still there.
>>
>>42646904
>Kys
dwi
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>>42645507
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>>42640063
Because men the the best imo.
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>>42637418
>Benny Hill theme
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>>42645507

>zero range of motion
>using his arms to force his knees into a completely unnatural position

No one deserves that kind of injury, but jesus christ that is the definition of egolifting.
>>
>>42641003
Can you suggest some great mma/UFC/whatever matches to watch?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQGRbd9UhM

sorry im late
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>>42640111
>toasty toastie detected
Enjoy raising Jamal Jr. on your own.
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>>42648250
mark hunt v antonio silva is such a beautiful match
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>>42648250
you can also watch all of bas rutten's pancrase matches on his youtube channel

pretty entertaining

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPhrjaznJRU&index=2&list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr
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>>42637914

A lot of rehab and orthopedic surgery to fix the limb back in place. Or it might have been just a simple dislocation and need to be set in place for a while with a cast.
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>>42646684
top kek

I think I'm gonna burst out laughing next time I see a female
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>>42640094

So prolactin and oxytocin have nothing to do with this precieved better pain tolerance? Do you also claim that because a woman can do more sit-ups than a man she is therefore stronger than him? In addition to sit ups, does that mean she can do heavier lifts just because she does more sit-ups?

Your argument is infantile and poorly researched.
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>>42637416
filename killed me
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>>42637416
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
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>>42640690
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>>42646684
I'm sexist enough to feel sorry for them, actually. Like, I feel genuinely bad they had to go through that. I wish I knew more of the story, but it's sad that they were so SO under-prepared/outmatched.
>>
>>42641640
>>42644397
You don't block a roundhouse like that. She tried to scoop it like a mid level straight teep, wasn't fast enough.
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>>42642826
yameroo
>>
>>42637424
>>42637416
holy shit he even looks like him
>>
>>42637418
That one where the support under the back is removed while bench pressing seems useful, as long as you don't lift as heavy as you usually would you can get some ab work in while you bench press
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>>42640715
so? Women are physically weaker than men, everybody knows that. Of course their fights are going to look different. What are you trying to proove you absolute faggot?
Is nobody allowed to like minigolf because there is golf?
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