/mirin/ thread

Grats, anon. Someday I'll get there.

Maybe.

>>42623155
How many years lifting brah. How hot are you? What hair?

>>42623155
Post body/hair

>not asking her number on the spot

>>42623155
>shit that never happened
>lying on an anonymous Persian goat shearing forum

>says "i love your hair, but your body is even fucking better, i know you worked hard for it"

Today on "Things that Never Happened."

Seriously, genuinely curious what you get out of lying on /fit/?

No girl speaks like that you mong.

that happened

caught a PT at my gym checking me out a few times during my workout - when I went to leave I caught her watching me walk out the door in the reflection of the glass.. senpai.

>>42623155
I'm 6'3, currently dyel and a girl today at the gym said "wow you are so tall!".

Life is easy. Manlets will never know this feel.

>>42623155
>mirin
lmao you jut got fucking fem-dom'd you fucking faggot

holy shit

>>42623523
Nigga I'd cut my foot off to get fem dom'd

>>42623541
hahahahahaha that's not a bad start

>>42623155
Ha thats nothin OP!

>just chilling in the park after doing some handsfree wheelies on my bike
>3 girls walk past all checking me out
>'hey, you're really cool and hot' one says
>i chuckle and tip my hat
>'your muscles are great. I would like to scoff on your scrotum while my two friends kiss your willy'
>i happily oblige
>everyone in the park starts clapping
>my farther finally accepts me

>>42623794
>my farther finally accepts me

this is the best new meme

>>42623462
i think these threads are a way of giving goals and sharing good stories, fictitious or not. A story doesn't have to be true to be good. I also think that "getting mired" as a goal is a bit misguided, the true mires are self-mires

>>42623936
>this is the best new meme
god, will summer ever fucking end?

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>buying groceries in a store
>girl ''accidentaly'' bumps into me
>"sorry I wasnt looking where I was going"
>"its nothing"
>"with such big muscles you probably didnt even felt me didnt you haha"
>flex bicep
>"you can touch them if you want"
>she gropes my biceps
>"solid"
>mfw

my mum said my back is looking good :)

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ITT

>>42623519
>"i love your hair, but your body is even fucking better, i know you worked hard for it
>currently dyel
just off yourself lanklet cuck

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happened last night
>went out to buy weed vuz out of oxy and withdrawal ia hell
>on my way home on the subqay a cute latine chick kept smiling and looking down when i made eye contact
>now, maybe it was because i was robo-tripping but i went over and introduced myself
>she told me has a boyfriend of 2 yrs but she gave me her number anyway
>she texts me this morning asking if i got home ok
>said yes

what now boyos?

>>42624904
take her out and fuck her in the ass. She wants it

>>42624904
find her bfs number/name
fuck her or get her to send you nudes
take pictures of you fucking her
do this for awhile
send bf pics and tell him what happened.

you're happy, he now knows he's dating a cheating whore. Win, Win.

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>>42624802
He can work out and get swole,
You will always be a manlet.

>>42625102
if you need to yell about your height as "LOOK GUYS I HAVE A POSITIVE QUALITY" then no one is gonna be jealous of you sad cunt. get some self-awareness dumb autist, do you even realize where you are

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>>42623208
>>42623222
>how long lifting
4-5 years, didn't eat enough/train properly at the start, been on top of things for the past 2 years or so
>how hot are you
distinctly average, but have good frame and fill out tees pretty well
>what hair
wear it in a bun

Also, I don't understand all the negativity in this thread. It's supposed to be motivating.

>>42624734
>yeah, my dick is really sensitive, though. Touch it

>>42624802
Those are two different posters dumbass

>>42623155

>larping outside of /b/ and /pol/

>>42623155
fuark brahs, a girl just smiled at me for a brief sec when our eyes met at the gym after 3 years of lifting and benching 2pl8 x 5. Year was made. Hope everyone get's their mire too one day, we're all gonna make it.

>>42625259
please tell me this is a joke

>Finishing up a ride on my road bike
>Wearing the gimp suit ofc
>Ride into the park for cooldown routine, taking it easy
>Pass a cute jogger going the other direction
>Wait 1 second, 2…
>Turn and sneak a peak
>She's doing the same
>Smirk at each other and continue on our separate ways
Turning around for a "hey how you doin'?" would've been weird, right?

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>>42623155
>escape skeleton mode
>become pretty buff
>all my friends are saying shit like "anon you are fucking HUGE"
>anon is a monster
>look at him, fucking big guy
>gymlife4life amirite anon
>hercules
>man you get bigger every time i see you
>needles in the ass and shit eh anon?
>constantly pinching my nipples and touching my arms
>whenever something heavy needs to be moved they all say "anon can just fling it"
>when we're shirtless at a beach or when its hot i get smirking glares and nods
>DONT MAKE ME SEND ANON ON YOUR ASS
>pisses me off because i hate having eyes on me
>like it because its a sign that i actually pulled it off
>everyone asks me where i work out and if i do sports
>women miring all the time
>catch girls staring all the time
>my first girlfriend ever (im 22) didnt even know i was buff before we started dating, then when she found out she was so thrilled and loves feeling me up
>every person i havent seen in a while goes "WHOA ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO"
>girls in college wanting to feel up my arms infront of my girlfriend
>get jealous looks from most guys because im 6'3 as well as fit and decently handsome and manly looking

Its a bittersweet feeling because i dont like attention. Only my close friends arent scared to fuck with me because they know i wont hurt them. Other people dont really dare because i look like i stab people for a living according to everyone i ever met.

>>42625510
post pics nigga

My face sucks and I'm insecure, so never.

>>42625259
4-5 years? What?

>>42624904
yeah, if Story true, she want you to fuck her.
Text her back, you should me elsewhere and not in a subqay...

>>42625502
>"y-you working out?"

>>42625551
I didn't train or eat properly for the first few years, so obviously didn't really progress much.

>>42623352
literally this, reading it the thing seemed so made up

>sitting at the dining table with family
>all dudes shitless or in beaters because it's too hot
>my brother, dad and mom sit at the table
>eating normally
>mom gasps
>Mom:"Anon why do you have that weird vein on your shoulder? Did you hurt yourself? What's wrong?"
>everyone at the table checks it out
>see for myself
>Bro"What is it mom?"
>Mom:"That right there neither you or your father have it"
>...
>Bro:"Mom, that's not a vein, it's anon's muscles"
>Mom:"I don't know, I don't like it"

Concerned mires from family members?

>>42623155
Are you retarded? I guess next step is making those social gains so you can get her number and set up a date. For a girl that's practically throwing herself at you. Girls are super quiet and reserved.

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>>42625205
I do realize where I am. Do you?

Gosh, will they ever learn?

>>42625510
>>my first girlfriend ever (im 22) didnt even know i was buff before we started dating, then when she found out she was so thrilled and loves feeling me up

Nigga what?

>>42623155
I'm 6'2", 200lb. I squat 4 and deadlift 5 so my strength is not bullshit, but I look more jacked than huge. I wear a suit to work every day and I pretty much keep to myself. I work out after the office so I never go out for happy hours, people think of me as a quiet nice good worker.

A couple weeks ago my boss had a pool party at his crib. He's a good friend and a mentor to me, plus his house is dope so I showed up wearing some jiu-jitsu board shorts and a bro tank. People were bugging. One girl I work with literally grabbed my lat and squeezed it saying "what the fuck" out loud. People were mostly surprised by my tattoos, which is fine they wouldn't know otherwise.

I fucked that girl a week later.

>>42625769
pics plox.

>be 16 or so in hs
>go to all boys prep school and I'm a shut in so literally no female contact ever
>play a lot of tennis and do conditioning/body weight exercises
>rock solid back from tons of pull-ups and push-ups
>mom one day feels my back
>"wow your back is so solid it's like a rock"
>"t-thanks mom"
Actually there was this one time Jr. year when this girl came up to me and asked to take a pic after my tennis match but maybe it's cause I'm the only not horrendously ugly redheaded male on the planet.

Anyway it only took me until last year when I started actual weightlifting to see how small and weak I am. Diet sucks so not great progress but still good

>>42623476
U missed a great party Wednesday my dude

>>42625510
Didn't know you were "buff" 'cause you've got a skinny neck, no traps, and no forearms or biceps?

>>42625640
Your family must be fat therefore you have shit genetics. Kys

>>42625510
>because im 6'3
fuck you.

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>>42624016
>implying you arent also a summerfag

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>>42623155
mirin, anon. Good on you.

I've only been lifting a couple of years, lifts are complete shit, and I only look good in t shirts as I guess my back, arms, and to a lesser degree, my chest, make me look decent in a t shirt. Otherwise, I'm something like 18% - 20% bf fatty. Nonetheless here's my most recent story.

>hit the club with some friends
>bump into a group of old high school mates who I haven't talked to since I was 14 (all 21 now)
>they only remember me as skinnyfat regular kid who everyone was cool with
>join them at their table for a bit
>the girls are dancing
>see me approaching and immediately start waving at me
>longtimenosee.jpg
>down a shot
>join in on the dancing
>girls start groping my arms and poking my chest
>keep mentioning how much I've changed
>pose for the obligatory pimp selfie with the girls

mfw

>>42625769
I work down in Texas in an office setting and I'm just waiting for the same scenario. I'm 5'10 200lbs so my coworkers already see that I'm big but I don't think they know I'm really lean also

>Bending over a desk talking to someone
>Female co worker slaps my ass

Got my heart racing desu

>>42625917

I'm 188 cm, 3 plate bench, 2 plate ohp, 4 1/2 diddly and no squat. I smoke about half a pack a day, still do competitive sports, have an IQ of 138 and pass the level three toilet paper roll challenge.
And even I have things that I am not happy with.
Don't be jealous or spiteful, the moment you fix one thing, you get something else that annoys you. Such is the mind of perfectionist people.

>>42625989
thats sexual harassment
But seriously had the something similar girl came up behind me and started humping me.

>>42625940
Thanks bruh, just keep on lifting and improving. We're gonna make it.

>our local swimming pool opens at 6 am for one hour two times a week
>so I made it a habit to go for a swim two times a week before work
>90% of the people are pensioners
>after a few weeks some old man joins me for some coffee at the end of my swim session
>incredible shape for his age
>he tells me that I remind him of good friend of his who passed away
>"he was also a strong fella and not bad looking either"
>talked about how most people are out of shape today, how he wished his grandsons would be more like me instead of wasting time in front of the screen
>now we have a cup of coffee after every swim session, sometimes some other guys join us
>really interesting and charismatic guy

>>42626039
Dude that's fucking great.

>tfw no wise old man to have a coffee with post-workout

>>42626039
this is the best post in this thread

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>standing at gym doing some curls
>suddenly gym employee approach asking me if I am single
>"wtf, are you serious?"
>"don't misunderstand me, some girl sent me"
>"can't say you if I'm single or not. its depends"
>the other day I see a lot of girls training together
>I begin to train near the mirror to try to find out who sent the employee
>all the girls start to mirin hard so I can't found out

>>42626162
>shit that didn't happen

>>42626162
>not realizing the guy was going to hit on you and made up an excuse when you reacted negatively

>didn't close the deal by asking to get her number

seriously op? it was like a freebie

>>42625259
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42626237
t. DYEL that has never seen a gym from the inside

>>42625720
>>42625865
No. Its because we met during autumn and i wore baggy sweaters and long sleeves for the next few months. Then she noticed i have big arms in like march when it started getting warmer and then when we started dating she felt me up one day and noticed im meaty and strong.

Do you honestly expect women to know that traps and forearms are indicators that someone lifts? Not even normies know that let alone women. And have a thick neck and all that you listed, i just dressed in a way to hide my body since it was still in the making.

>>42626013
It would be sexual harassment if she were ugly or fat.

Once a fatty grabbed my hip, was disgusted

>>42624780
Nice meme XD

>>42623155
Post a pic oP, i wanna see what body I need for these compliments

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>>42625259
LMAO
>4-5 years

>>42626162
If this is true at all you ruined your chance by telling her 'it depends', if the girl was so shy as to send over a PT to ask you she will never send her over again now that her first (and final) attempt has failed.

>>42626747
see >>42626860

>>42625259
Honestly mate, I'm not fazed. I've come a long way and I'm happy with all the progress I've made since I started.

>>42625989
>>42626013
Hot if female is qt

>>42625510
show dem gains bro

>>42625868
By that logic youre reasoning fatties blaming genetics, kys

>>42623155
I consider Tinder mires

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>>42626039
>tfw nobody to be the proud of

>>42625510
Hi Kyrie Irving

>working on my calves towards the end of a workout
>old guy comes up to me and we talk for a little
>actually a really nice guy, he's been a car salesman his whole life
>complements my physique and shows me a different way to hit my calves on a machine
>calves are sore as hell the next day
He was a really nice guy. At first I thought he just gave me meme advice but it actually worked. He basically told me to face away from the weight on the calf machine that has pads resting on your traps. This changes the angle and helps aid in complete contraction of the calf muscle.

>>42626039
I really like this post, gave me strangelywarm feelings. I hope you keep in good contact with that man.

>>42626039
>90% of the people are pensioners
Why is this? Are young people all just fat and lazy?

>call up my psychologist to talk and reflect over recent breakup
>it's been a few months since I last talked to her, didn't have any problems for a while
>during the time I hadn't seen her, had started exercising at home which transitioned into gym membership
>I go and have a nice talk with her, feeling happy leaving my shitty ex-girlfriend
>she motions at my upper body with a finger, waving it briefly
>"Did you say you worked out Anon? You look bigger"

Felt really weird to get a compliment from her of all people, but I'll fuckin' take it. Also weird since I'm still incredibly dyel skinnyfat

Also I am so fucking relieved I've gotten away from a toxic relationship. It's really been the best thing that's happened to me in years, it's left me happy as fuck, motivated me to lift more and just generally get my shit together. Also taking a Russian qt on the way to cocktown soon, feels good man

>>42627497
I dunno, seems like it's just only old-ass people for the early hours. It's like that in any pool here too, I guess they just wake up early and have a fuckton of time they can't use otherwise.

>>42626013
I had a gay guy I worked with touch my ass. No slap, no grab, more of a cradle. I'm still shook about it.

>>42625989
>>42626013

>at pub with mate
>group of females walks by
>lead female comments "oh, i like what you've done with this bod."
>proceeds to run hand down from shoulder to belt
>my eyebrow raises
>following female comments: "it's just a little sexual assault."
>i reply: "guess that door swings both ways."
>female group cackles like hyenas

don't put these things on pedestals, boys.

>>42626162
>you single?
>SPERGOUT

contain your spaghetti..jesus.

>>42627666
trips for satan. you are now gay.

>>42627474
you've been visited by the based old dude of impossible calf growth.

Rejoice anon, you have received the blessing of calf hypertrophy!

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>>42625527
>>42627262
Fine
Left pic is before and the other two are after 9 months of work. Since im 6'3 and my arm span is 6'7 my arms look shitty from the front and it pisses me off. But normies are miring nontheless so whatever.

Doesn't really count as a confirmed 'mire I guess.

>Regular at gym ever since I was new in town
>Lose about 30lbs over the course of being a regular at the gym
>Probably not noticeable, who knows
>Get a little more sustained eye contact from cute female employees than I used to.

Better than nothing.

5'10", down to 199lbs. Thanks, /fat/.

>>42627923
Looking good anon

>>42623462
Tbqh mi familio, when you get swole and thicc you get a shitton of mires, it's just you get used to it but the first times most feel like posting about it because it feels so special. So dw, it'll happen to y-you too, we all gonna make it

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>>42623794
kek

>>42624761
Real mire

>>42627923
you don't consider yourself a normie?

>>42625947
>big
>5'10

BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHhHHahhahahhhahah

>>42626039
that sounds comfy as fuck.

There is no mire like a wise mire.

>>42627904
THANK YOU BASED OLD DUDE OF IMPOSSIBLE CALF GROWTH

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gonna post a recent mire that happened weeks ago:

>lifting for about half a year
>transitioned from lanky skinnyfat to ottermode
>feeling pretty good about my body and physique
>visit some family friends in some tier three city in China
>bring my bathing shorts along in case they have swimming pools in the city
>they do
>immediately ask to go since I wanna keep fit during my trip
>start doing some laps in the pool
>notice that I'm the only person in the pool who knows how to do front-crawl and back-crawl
>every Chinese person in the pool only knew how to do slow ass breaststroke
>literally all eyes on me while I'm swimming twice as fast as the breaststroke plebs
>literally all eyes on me while I get out of the water with visible abs and bicep muscles
>self-esteem about my body doubled that day
>motivated me to work out even harder when I got back home

>>42627847
God has my back, too damn aware of the homosexual agenda famalam

>>42623155
>be dyel 6'4" white dude
>get mired daily

Feel bad for manlets

>>42628523
They stand no chance. Why do they even try? Just give up lol.

>>42628402
No i do not. I dont consider myself a robot either if thats what you're getting at.

>>42625260
>"solid"

>>42628626
cyborg for life

>>42628626
Not really. I just wonder why would you say that. Were you doing SS or something else. What's your DL, Bench, Squat. And honestly I can't say because I don't care so much are you roiding?

>>42623155
>tfw the only people who compliment my hair are bald/balding guys

>>42628559
/thread

>>42628732
Thats what you get for being a manlet

>>42623936
>new
Heh, just like YOU

>>42625259
>4-5 years
>wear it in a bun
cringe

>>42625259
the negativity is a sign u made it boss

>>42628559
This

>>42628765
But I'm 6'1"

Conversation I had with Hungarian slit colleague today;

>Your girlfriend is angry with you, why?
She thinks I was flirting with a waitress
>Did you flirt with waitress?
Nah she just gets jealous easily
>This is problem, it's too much, its ok to talk to girls
Yeah well she's just a little over protective
>She is crazy I think. Or maybe she just loves you very very much
Ha yeah that must be it
>Why does she love you so much? What did you do? *she wriggles her eyebrows suggestively*
Haha...that's a secret
>I think I know what it is *she holds out her hands in the universal sign for 'big penis'*
Could be. Maybe one day you'll find out
>Hmmm maybe

I guess this has nothing to do with lifting but hey fuck it.

>>42629195
*slut

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>>42625769

>tatoos

We're all gonna make it

>>42627923
Routine

>>42627562
Good job Anon keep it up

>>42629491
Simple PPL

>>42624904

Kill yourself for being a piece of shit drug user.

>t. ER nurse that deals with degenerates on a regular basis

>>42627923
If that's after only 9 months you have some serious potential

>>42625259

Merlin. Fuck the haters. You're not swole, but definitely fit by normie standards. Don't let a bunch of fatties on a Peruvian guinea pig recipes forum judge you.

>>42629615
Diet? Just eating roughly at maintenance with shitloads of brotein?

>>42625502
Unless your name is Joey Tribianni or Anon, the world's foremost Joey Tribianni impersonator, "How you doin'?" is always awkward

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>>42629195
> Tfw ywn fuck a qt Magyar slut
Why even lift anymore
>Tfw no girls wriggle their eyebrows at you

>>42626310
>Do you honestly expect women to know that traps and forearms are indicators that someone lifts?
eh, surprisingly a lot of girls noticed I had muscle despite wearing loose T-shirts cuz of my traps, some of them do notice how wide and thick your upper body is.

>>42628626
cyborg

>>42627923
>>42630238
oh, so thats why, yea I was gonna point out maybe its because you're tall and it's harder to fill out but you made it sound so convincing that you're massive

Im dyel but i wear asscrack long wavy hair and I can confirm girls actually give a lot of compliments on hair. If you actually take care of it.

>>42623155
>don't lift
>girl in club walks up to me in club and says "you're handsome'

that was hard

>>42630106
How tall are you? She's only interested cos I'm 6'4 desu. Girls liking height is not a meme.

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>in the gym
>doing some flyes
>guy comes over asking if he can workout when i rest
>sure thing buddy
>he says that he has been working out since he was 14 year(Probably around 24 today)
>saying he would literally trade my shoulders and triceps, because he always get motivated when he see mine

Whenever I do OHP everyone watches. Nobody else besides this big guy does it.

This is one of the best mires I've ever gotten.

>at rock climbing gym
>do a overhanging route that has a bit of a jump at the beginning and requires a bit of strength
>overall honestly not super hard with practice
>look back after finishing to grab my waterbottle and see some 15ish year old kid with his mouth wide open
>he asks me if I'm in the army or something because "that was so cool!"
>entire time he's talking to me he seems awestruck that I did that

Felt real good desu.

>>42630467
Did you fuck him

Happend to me - gainz do work even if not full-chad:

>be me studying at university (24)
>share apartment with psycho-girl
>fatten up but fear impending whale mode
>start workout - gainz.jpg
>psycho-girl gets visited by old school friend (slutty fit hottie) and ex-boyfriend (loser-goth)
>slutty fit hottie always throws looks at me
>tells me she saw old pictures of me from psycho-girl and likes my new me
>the three leave to catch up with each other
>come back at night - all three drunk - sound like renovating apartment with hammer.app
>open door with teeth clenched and muster all the calm I still have (120min till alarm goes off at 5am)
>send them to psycho-lair
>go back to sleep
>knocks at my door
>engage mad-mode
>slutty fit hottie in front of door
>comes in and sits on my bed
>ask her what she wants (mad-mode still engaged - I need to sleep)
>tells me psycho-girl and loser-goth are fucking but slutty fit hottie does not want to join - awkward.mkv
>tells me: „Sine they are fucking why don’t we do the same?“
>pulls top off and walks over to me
>disengage mad-mode
>engage chad-mode
>dangerously low level of condoms detected - level 0
>slutty fit girl drops to her knees - “My mouth and ass cannot get pregnant…“
>vacuum3000turbodeluxe.app started by her
>anal.mkv
>wake up next morning with slutty fit hottie feeling my gainz
>tells me she wants to stay for week
>additional daily workout added to calendar

>>42630455
everyone watches me do back extension with a bar on my shoulders. i've not seen anyone else do it this way (a small plate against chest at best) but there's no machine for it or i'd probably be using that.

>>42630517
and_then_i_woke_up.docx

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not really a mire but ill take it

>sit next to chick at work during break (i also have big crush on her tbqh but im autistic as it gets)
>out of sudden she shows me a fb meme on phone
>i smirked and we get talk going
>she mentions some fitness shit, mainly complaining about instagram chicks and their stupid ass posing etc, enjoyable talk
>i say that i dont care about bodybuilding aspect of lifting, just training to get stronger
>"so now you reached your strength goals right" (i think because she saw vid of me deadlifting 4pl8 for reps i posted some time ago on fb)
>mfw im only at 1/2/3/4
>"uhhh, not even close"
>she says "oh my god" or something

i left it at that because break ended
hopefully well get soem more conversation going on monday and ill try to ask her out for coffee, because she hella cute and smart (altough a little bit "rude" sometimes for people, seems kinda introverted)

>>42624904
>weed withdrawal

Top kek m8.

>>42630517
Ok. You can go and grab a juicebox now, Timmy.

I spent a semester in America as a part of my university's exchange program. Got mired from left and right by all kinds of Asians, Americans and others.

>Semester starts in January and hang out mainly with fellow Europeans for the first days
>Start making more friends from different cultures as the semester goes on
>One day have dinner in cafeteria with a group of 10 Koreans
>Females are racing for my attention, males flex their 'ceps and ask how to get big
>The same treatment continues with the Koreans throughout the semester
>Have Chinese roommate who most likely is a closet homosexual
>He shamelessly looks when I get dressed and sometimes grabs my upper back and arms when I'm sitting on my desk working on something
>Chinese roommate takes FaceTime with his mom and brother regularly
>Once he asks me to say hi to his family via FaceTime
>The brother immediately says something Chinese in a very eager manner
>Perplexed.jpg
>Roommate catches it and says that his brother thinks I'm handsome
>Thank the brother in Chinese like my roommate taught me

Time in America was great. Pic related.

>>42630423
The secret to girls liking you outside of things like money is be 6'4" and at least a 6/10 in the face. If you have those two, you're golden. Bonus points for dark hair/blue eyes meme combo.

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>>42630622
Pic

>>42630622
nice pic

>>42623155
you gotta give some stats man.

Height and weight?

>>42623155
>>42624734
>>42626039
>>42626162
>>42628474
>>42630467
>>42630517
>>42630622

This is what motivates me. This and vanity.

>>42623155

>me
>last night
>hooking up with a qt 6/10
>she repeatedly mentioned my body
>youre so hot anon, ive only hooked up skinny guys
>believe it or not
>especially great because ive been lazy all summer and dropped 10 pounds
>felt amazing

>>42626039
love it

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>>42626039
the best post

Some chick was on a treadmill in front of me and turned her head around to look at me. Was she going to fuck me guys? Should I have talked to her?

>>42628452
Big muscles anon. 5'10 200lbs at 14% body fat looks pretty big for normies

>>42630593
>posting lifts on Facebook
Not gonna make it

I've caught a couple girls staring at me and a co worker told me I was hot.

>>42630423
>6 ft 4
>Clearing me by 5 inches
Again why even lift.

>be me, be young male teacher
>tend not to wear regular teacher clothes (shirt, tie)
>instead wear smart casual, well fitted plain white Ts, chinos, to show off gains
>walk out of class one day
>2 girls sat in hallway, both look at me, as i'm walking past one says
>"Is your body a temple? Cos I'd like to worship at it"
>smile internally

also
>teach adult class
>regularly have women flustered when leaning over desk explaining something
>have caught others checking out ass while leaning over desks in front

Also

>got blowjob from colleague in office, because she wanted to suck a fit guys dick

>>42630274
It has more to do with 95% of people having no idea what muscles look like and my friends teasing me since its a group of 8 guys and we're constantly trying to one up eachother.
>>42629813
Pretty much. Peanuts, milk, oats and scoops.
>>42629669
My fathers genes came in handy
>>42628728
I am not roiding. And my bench is 120kg max, i dont squat or dl because of my back but i can do 5x5 with 3pl8 on dl.

>not very muscular
>but stronk since only SS + gomad
>get new grill
>she says she feels sooo light when I pick her up and lift her to my patio from my car (hey Im an romantic what can I say)
>she is actually light though and round
>she is black though
>and shes very hot most of time, but gets really cold towards me suddenly while were in the middle of warming up nomasayin
>try to find out the reason
Forgot to fill the propane again wtf

>>42631247
Sounds fake, what grill would say that

>>42631306
probably just learned it as a cheesy chat up line, idk

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>>42626039
>he wished his grandsons would be more like me instead of wasting time in front of the screen

>>42623155
Walking home at night after martial-arts practice in track pants. Two polynesian trannies at a bus stop start making obnoxious sex-noises and yelling that I got a fat arse.
I mean thanks, I appreciate but jesus why are fafas either obnoxious as hell or bro-tier with no middle-ground?

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>>42631255

>>42625259
looks great
this is pretty much how I want to look
if anything, I'd say quads are overdeveloped
everyone else is hella jelly

Got long hair, always getting mired for it. Hairlets will never know this feel

>>42623155
>standing at bus stop last night listening to iPod
>iPod

one line in and I already know its bullshit

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>>42626903
>>42627713
there are no girls in my gym that I am interested at all

>go to grocery store real quick
>park,
>as i'm getting out, some gril is going around handing shit out, she's at the car in the next lane
>i assume she's going to the dude in the car who's just about to leave
>in the split second it took to me to get out of my car and close the door she went all the way around the car and got to me
>fight or flight mode mildly activated by the sudden movement
>hands me flyer, asking for donations for some cause
>her eyes are saying something else
>tonality like she's looking for things to say
>I don't have cash
>take off
>realize what i did
>don't care

>>42625259
Don't listen to the haters my man everyone on this board things u need to be a roided up rat to look good.
Growing my hair back again, this motivates me bro. Thanks

>free weights
>happen to be near smith machine
>some gril shows up waiting for guy to finish set
>a little too close to me
>whatever
>later on
>brain notices change in environment
>she turned around and now is squatting in my direction
>i-is she mirin
>sneak peak in mirror
>immediately notices
>after i left she turns around again

>>42630599
learn to read, getting weed because oxy withdrawal

>>42629647

>working as a nurse
>judging other people's lifes

pick one faggot

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Had the obviously anabolic PT who happens to deadlift 210kg "while doing it once every six months" asks me about how much test I use while being a natty

>>42628474

Way to go chinese aquaman.

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>>42623155
I work at my uni cafe and there were a couple of girls eyeing over to the station I work at.

Though It could of been my coworker, or the fact that I was space cadeting and happened to be looking in their general direction

>befriend some 6'5" guy at the gym as a 6'3 skeleton starting out
>he goes home for summer vacation
>see him today
>he says "Holy shit man you look visibly bigger, no joke!"

Th-th...

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>>42631213
Don't lift. You are a genetic waste of space and no woman will ever, let me repeat that, EVER find you attractive.

Just give up.

>>42628772
i like how oldfags brag about being oldfags like that's a good thing.

>>42626237
>>42626860
>>42625551
post bodies and time lifting

>>42625259
you're looking good mate, good job.

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>>42625989

>be 6'2" 230lb Samoan looking ass nigga with long hair and beard (think khal Drogo or Maui)
>work in psyche ward
>constantly get hit on and have my ass grabbed by literal bat shit crazy women
>most are 50y/o+, obese, and homeless on top of being crazy.
D-did I make it guys?

But for real, every once in a while we'll get a cutie come thru that tries holla at me. HIPAA violations, patient privacy, and losing my job and license prevents me from smashing these emotionally fragile cuties. Plus, you know, they're usually bat shit crazy or at least with more than their fair share of mental issues.

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>>42623155
I'm madly in love with women and this type of face, button nose and round jaw line.

What fucking ethnicities produce such desirable women? I need to blast a liter of cum into one of these babes, I would marry a girl with that face even if she was a plank

>>42625259
You look great bro, dont listen to the haters

>>42626039

He's obviously grooming you into a homosex daddy/son relationship.

>dinner
>cousin 15
>abs

>>42623155

>In the bus, going home from college
>notice 2 girls staring at me
>"Do you play basketball? You're so tall!"
>Proceed to have a chat with them for the rest of the ride
>End up getting one of their numbers, she was a solid 7/10
>Never call her, too busy grinding in Path of Exile

Wasn't even fit back then, being tall is truly winning the genetic lottery

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>>42623155
Is it mirin if a girl asks to workout with you? When I mentioned there was a campus party she said she really wanted something to do tonight and then smiled.

Does this mean she wants to fuck? She's not that hot so if she's not gonna fuck when I invite her over I'm not calling her up

>>42631930
If a girl does anything on her own to spend time with you she is interested, now, she may be 100% DTF or just shy and interested, this if for you to judge.

>>42631930

This means she wants to go to the party with you. Go for it, she's into you anyway, you're both going to get a little bit drunk, looks like you're getting laid tonight anon. Good for you.

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>>42623155
>nobody under 6' is getting mired ITT

Really noggins your moggin

>>42631966
>>42631971
Thanks

>>42631642

Kek, withdrawing from oxy, looking for weed while tripping on DXM. Confirmed faggot.

Being a nurse is cush. $27/hr, surrounded by qt female nurses, helping people, making balloon animals for kids in peds, etc. Being a nurse is awesome. I just hate the degenerate drug users. Like yourself.

>>42631998
I know /fit/ is overly obsessed with height but it's true that short men will never be seen as 'hot'. Sorry lads, doesn't mean you can never get girls but it is what it is

>>42632191
Fuck you tallscum

>>42632191
Short AKA below 6'. Anyone under the manlet cut off should give up lifting. No matter how much muscle you put on you are still inferior.

>>42632191
I used to work with this guy, shredded, bench over 2x his body weight squat 3x and very good looking in the face, but the girls we worked with only saw him as a friend because he was too short. I think he was 5'7 or 5'8
>inb4 some manlet acts like that one inch makes a difference

>>42632236
I am 6'4 and I hate fags like you putting down other guys, it's us against the whores, always remmeber that.

>>42632168
never ended up in an ER in my entire life
im not hurting anybody
you just mad and dont want anyone to have fun
enjoy your 'cush' nurse life

>>42632191
Is 5'11 too short? I've never been told I'm short.

>>42632324
You could pass as 6 foot

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>>42632191
>tfw 6'0.25"
C-can I tell grills that I'm 6'1"?

>>42626310
>months
Kys virgin

>>42632540
Don't act like a manlet anon. You're better than that

>>42632212
Don't be a little bitch about it.
>>42632236
Disagree. Everyone has their disadvantages, still should do the best with the hand you're dealt.
>>42632324
Not too short.

>208 Replies 135 Unique IP

Why are you replying to incels larping? are you honestly this dumb?

>>42632540

I'm only 6'2" and I'm exceptionally skilled at calling out manlets. In my experience anybody that throws out a "half" or "quarter" while saying their height is usually at least a solid inch or two shorter than their claimed height. Don't do it anon. The nearest Chad that overheard you is ethically obligated to stand next to you and say "nah bro, that ain't right". Stick with 6'. At least you're not a manlet.

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>Camping
>Show girls I can bounce my pecs
>okay shape
>Three girls hands on my chest as I bounce
>All have boyfriends

And I'm still depressed over losing my ex girlfriend. External validation means nothing if you aren't proud of yourself.

>>42632693
>wearing autism as a badge
you should check out incels

>>42632678
But that makes sense you fucking retard. Most people don't post only once in a thread.

>>42632735
>not recognizing the one or two people with the same rhetoric and same message replying to everyone in the thread
first day here?

>>42632712
Other things said

>I would probably have sex with you
>Please marry me
>You can't have sex with my girlfriend
>Gf: Only if he asks

It was a bizarre and fun camping trip but again it means nothing if you rely on external validation. That's where I'm at now.

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>>42632605
>>42632693
But what if I'm 6'0.75" when you count my hair and this is without me wearing any shoes....

I just don't like to say 6 feet because manlets always lie about being that tall

>>42632772
I'm 5' 11'', not ripped. Girls just want to have fun and if you can be the guy who brings fun they are going to like you.

>>42632802
Then use metric units

>>42632802
So what. I also claim 6'1, even though I'm 6'3

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>>42632802
phoneposter out

>>42632893
6'4 here and I claim I'm 6'2 for giggles.

>use to be fat/ugly
>went on strict diet/fuckton of water/exercise plan for 2/yrs
>ottermode activated
>have high cheekbones of a god
>get mired everywhere i go

King of fatties/uglies right here anons i made it half way

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>>42626011
Don't ever mention your IQ bro. No one will believe you and it makes you sound like a fucking retard.

>>42632713

>muh autism
That's the most original insult this Cambodian sweat shop management forum has ever had.

Calling somebody out for something they're clearly not is somehow autistic? I'm putting manlets back in their place. Doing God's work, anon.

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>>42626039
>MFW he was a 60s or 70s bodybuilder

>>42625567
kek

>>42627987
Good job, anon, keep it going g

>>42623155
must be nice lying in a cambodian carpet board my friend

>>42630548
Barbell back extensions

According to Klokov it's a great warmup, and a basic exercise a "good coach" gives a new lifter

>>42628166
this image is now illegal

>>42623155
>Started at 155 / 5'10"
>Now 195
>Lean af
>Wearing Black smedium ass v-neck
>me and a friend are drinking a few beers in this hipster area in miami
>notice this late 20's early 30's librarian girl
>she be looking real nice... a lot like an ex I had broken up with but bigger titties and more librarian.
>proceed to down beer tower with friend.
>the librarian and her friend are getting up to leave
> make eye contact
>she starts walking directly at me, but I'm right next to the exit so dgaf.
>talking to my friend when she walks by
>she puts her hand on my shoulder and say, "I wanted to give you this"
>its her receipt with her number and it says "call me if interested" or something like that.
> was interested... but had a gf.... damn it.
>Still really happy about it....

>order breakfast at a restaurant that includes fried eggs, steak and some other shit
>after a while the waiter comes over and places food infront of me
>"here's one for the athlete"

Not really a mire, feels good still.

>>42627497
Missing the literal survivorship bias

>>42631998
>believes information posted in these threads are true

>>42633848
YOU'RE A STRONG YOUNG BOY AREN'T YOU? EGGS ARE ON THE HOUSE HERCULES

>>42625259
Good job m8. Keep lifting heavy bro. Ignore the haters... they are jealous.

>>42623155

I saw Rachelle from the Bachelorette today while getting some food. We locked eyes 5 or 6 times, as she was leaving she looked at me again and smirked. Not sure what it was, but it felt good... even though she's a niggerese.

>>42623155
How does anyone actually find a girl like this?

Those fucking tits.

What a slut. Congrats tho.

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>from old wealth but keep my powerlevel hidden well as fuck
>don't care for anyone at my normal gym at all
>parents surprise me at my house before I can get to the gym
>hanging out with them while we set up something after the gym to go out to eat
>dad gives sis and I 2K in 100bills to put in our bank account (has this deal so he knows that we both get the money and once we grab it it's our responsibility now)
>decide to deposit after the gym since it's right down the street
>get to the gym and get super selfconsicous so just decide to keep my wallet on my in the gym since I don't trust people at the gym
>new girl at the gym working, phat ass nice body..she begins working out with some Chad that works at the gym
>start benching when realize my pockets are small and the phone and wallet are close to falling out
>Chad and girl start working out closer to me when I hear him say "he can do more weight," or some shit don't really care
>set 3 when wallet falls out , can't get to it since bar is on chest
>girl grabs wallet before I can rack weight
>sit up and notice her just staring at my old ass velcro wallet that is too packed and can see all the cash
>grab it from her and say thanks, she flusters and says no problem and looks super red
>later on in the gym catch her talking to another girl staring right at me and both begin staring
>take shower to meet parents when walking out of the gym
>bump into girl and she's smiling saying sorry and about earlier joking I need bigger pockets while touching my arm
>haha yeah, well see you later
>when? you come m/w/f right?
>uh yeah
>ok
I think I just turned into Stackz and Stackz>Chad. I need to find a new gym.

>>42634348
I legit get really uncomfortable when people know my family has money. It makes it super hard to tell anyone's true intentions after that.

>>42630467
i climb at a very big gym, over 1000 members, we have so many strong climbers of all ages that climb v7+ easy. im only v4 and the people off the street always mire when they see me. im super friendly and like talking to people so that helps.

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>>42634348
She thinks you're a drug dealer now. Ride the badboy-wave like costanza

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>>42633707
yeah i like this mire

Posted in wrong thread before.

>Recovering Fatty (87kg down from 115).
>Go to in laws house.
>They compliment me on how much weight I've lost.
"You're getting thinner every time I see you!"
>It's been a week and a half since they've seen me.
>Sister in law points out that she can see the muscle separation in my forearms.
>She literally says "All the things in your forearms are getting bigger" because she didn't know the name of the muscle group.
>Other sister in law agrees and says that my wife must be happy.
>Wife pipes up and smiles.
Feels so wholesome.

my workplace it 80% lesbians, single moms and faggots. 14000 disgusting people talking about bleeding from the ass, cheating and more garbage non-stop. the type of people you would never date. I get mired 5-6 times a day but 90% of the time I can't feel proud of it because because the girl is either fat, ugly, a dyke or a combination of those.

one secret about dykes is that they are actually attracted to guys who look like men (tall, older, wide shoulders, muscles, etc). so many times dykes have told me they 'don't like men, but...'. sadly, lesbians in real life are not what you see in porn. they're disgusting.

I've had everything from awkward 'dude, do you know how hot you are?' at the elevator (which she suddenly realized what she said and started loudly talking to her friend about something else) to married women talking about my ass as I am right in front of them.

>>42633707
That goddamn librarian look gets me going.
>Glasses
>Heels
>pencil skirt
>figure-hugging blouse
>stockings/tights
>hair up but slightly tousled, or in a messy bun
>playing with a pen or her glasses

The thinking man's secretary fetish.

>>42631797
most mental health workers are in that job to get laid. Men are being ousted from that industry, but the women are even worse.

Just get a woman who isn't fucking nuts, you'll be able to take her out in public.

>>42623155
Are you me? I'm 23 and have been growing out my locks for 5 years. I've been a swimmer my whole life, but I started adding meat to my bones by lifting two years ago.
>at friend's new house over an hour away
>before I start the drive home I stop for snacks at 7-11
>I guess pajeet has the night off: two college age girls are working
>wearing a revealing tank top with barbell squat artwork on it
>6/10 that's restocking drinks says I have really nice hair
>this happens, but normally it's an unbangable
>the 8/10 ringing me up also says I have nice hair
>then says "your girlfriend must be jealous how your hair is better than hers"
>I've been single my whole life, but holy shit a babe is hitting on me
>first time I'm being obviously hit on by a hottie
>small talk about fucking hair for 30 seconds
>leave asap so I don't say anything autistic
I can't remember being so happy

>>42631686
I can deadlift that and barely take caffeine

>>42631557
she didn't want the d. I doesn't matter what you think her fucking eyes said. women just know how easy it is to manipulate men for money.

>>42634651
>small talk about fucking hair for 30 seconds
>leave asap so I don't say anything autistic
Thinks talking about hair isn't autistic

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>notice this girl always looks when I enter the classroom
>this girl tells my friend that se thinks I'm so cute, she wanted to know my name but she's shy to come talk to me
>tfw this is the first time this happened to me

What do /fit/, I'm an autist

>>42634980
>had a buzz cut my whole life
>stopped cutting it in college because I felt like it
>my hair is curly, but the one other time I grew it out in 7th grade it was straight
>long hair is work because I'm a swim coach and I have to get in everyday with the little ones, but I have to coach on deck for the next practices so I have to find time to shampoo and condition my hair or else it turns to straw
ok, maybe it was like 60 seconds, but she was engaged. if autism did slip, I'd be crying right instead of masturbating

>>42635055
Ignore her and think of her when you jack off. After a few days of that, you'll man up and do something.
>classroom
Ya, you're a child. Fuck young pussy while you can

>>42635098
>you're a child

Nope, I'm at uni

>>42633707
fuck wynwood

Tired of people pretending its nice there

>>42634348
I didnt believe you till you said that your wallet is old

My new wallet holds 20 bills fine but the old one struggled

>>42625259
You look awesome bro! That lightning isn't that great either.

>>42635066
Shit is seriously boring conversation to any one who isn't interested in you. You should have gotten her number.

>>42635055
talk to her about anything. Compliment her or something and then ask her to go out to coffee or something light

>>42634126
Negress, you tard

>>42635177
>"""small talk about *fucking* hair"""
I know it's a shitty conversion, that's why I called it small talk. We barely conversed. in fact, if she didn't slip in the "your girlfriend" part, I would have thought she was just being polite.
also, didn't I mention it's over an hour long drive? I can make up a bunch of excuses for not pursuing her, but fuck it, it was 11:30pm on a Sunday after a long weekend and I just wanted to go to bed.
now, if she said "are you sure don't wanna buy any condoms", that'll be different.
I've never been 100% without a doubt hit on by an attractive girl (I don't get out much, I'm sure it'll happen if I got bar/club hoping), so I'm just going to be happy that it happened.

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>>42634462
proud of you anon, keep improving yourself

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>>42634462
proud of you anon, keep improving yourself.

>>42635055
she wants your dick dude you're playing on easy mode

>Be me, currently 20 years old and 6'0"
>That skinny nerd in high school, massive growth spurt hit literally right before graduating high school
>Was a manlet throughout, ranging from 5'6 freshman year to 5'9 senior year
>Didn't help I'm half Asian, so look extra nerdy
>Played varsity soccer but always lost out on 50/50 balls since I was weak as fuck; only thing going for me was that I was fast
>Kissed one girl entire time in high school, never had sex
>Had crushes but was never noticed cause I was a beta weaklet
>Summer before going off to uni I decide to start working out
>Follow PPL, lift as heavy as I can imagining all the girls that ignored me
>Could barely bench the bar when I started
>Went from 5'9 150 (HS graduation) to 6'0" 182 (now)
>Grocery shopping for my mom this summer while I'm home for break
>Run into two "popular" girls from high school that were shopping together
>They were both on the cheerleading squad and hot as fuck
>I had a massive crush on the blonde one for literally 2 years
>They're still fucking hot
>Only reason they know my name is because I was in ASB (student government) in high school and so were they
>The look on their faces when they saw me lmao
>I was wearing soccer shorts and a cutoff tee and I had just worked out
>I say hi and we talk together for a bit
>In high school all of our conversations were short and polite and to the point
>Noticeably longer conversation where THEY try to drag it out
>The one I crushed on says that "we should hang out soon!"
>My heart was pounding the rest of my grocery shopping trip
>That night I message her on facebook if she wants to come to a rave with me and my friends next weekend
>She says yes
>Jerk off to her facebook profile and cum buckets
>I think I made it guys

Picking her up this sunday and going to a venue in LA to rave with my friends. Stocked up on ecstasy and cocaine too. Wish me luck boys.

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>>42635335
take just enough drugs to fit in, don't go crazy
But you made it dude. I have an envy boner rn

>Recovering fatass, 6'3 down to 230 from 400
>Met up with a girl from okcupid
>We hit it off, she comes back to my place
>While we're cuddling in bed she tells me I'm hot as fuck
>First time I've ever been called hot in my life
>Almost got emotional
>Girl is qt as hell, petite with puffy nips A++
>Seen her a few times since, everything is going well

I love all of you guys, you helped keep me inspired on my journey.

>>42635545
Happy for you bro. I am in a similar situation. Feels warm inside.

>>42625259
Mirin legs brah

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>>42635545
>Down from 400
>Hot
Got any pics? Hard to believe you don't a have a parachute of loose skin hanging off your body.

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Has /fit/ ever fucked a chubby chick? I have the opportunity to and I just might.

>>42635644
Loose skin is minimal, I'm only 21 and I've got really good skin genetics. I took good care of it as I lost fat, moisturizing and shit. I did a lot of fasting too, so that might have also helped. I think mostly the hot is face gains though my man.

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>>42635675

I'm into chubby girls but I only attract skellies.

>>42635675
Do it

>>42635700
I've honestly wanted to for a while now, but I know I would get shit from my friends lol. Im no Chad, but I would say I'm a decent looking guy with a pretty good physique.

>>42635732
>Im no chad
Ya, no shit. You're worried about your friends giving you shit because you banged a slit that you wanted to bang. Chads can be into fatties, they'll fucking own it.
1) bang it
2) admit you like cushion for the pushin'
3) but still understand it's a fetish, like footfags
4) don't take no shit

>>42631255
Lmfao. Top kek, friend.

>>42631895
Solid

>>42632259
This guy knows.

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>>42635335
>Jerk off to her facebook profile and cum buckets
>I think I made it guys

>>42635335
>asian
>ecstasy
>cocaine
>claims to be a nerd

fuck off

>>42625259
Looking good lad don't let the fuckers keep u down.

>>42632168
don't tell me you're one of those faggots who became extra condescending after becoming a nurse. theres this one extra faggot at the place i work who went from gym sales guy to nurses assistant, and its like he's a whole different, much more faggoty person now. I used to be nice to him, now I'm just like fuck off, guy. so you better check yosef before you reck yoself!

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>>42635335
Od and die you hapa freak

>>42635335
>20 year old coke using chink
>made it

try again faggot

>>42631306
It was probably a joke, I doubt the girls were serious.

>>42630497
The only real question itt

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>>42632191
Would you rather be short and a skinnyfat sad cunt or short and ripped as fuck? Change what you can and become a sickkunt.

>>42628166
F

>>42626039
Toasting comfy bread

>>42636893
what the hell happened to his face

>>42625551
Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
If you have a bad diet you can always change it. 4 to 5 years is not good enough. I still can't hit 225 after 2 years but so close rn.

I got a shit tier mire today
>go to burger king all the time before work for tendies
>older black qt at the window and I are on first name basis
>pull up today
>"Hey anon, you're early today?"
>"Yeah not a full shift just getting some overtime"
>"You mean all day is overtime!? What does your girlfriend think about all those hours? That must be good money!"
>"h-heh heh don't really have time for one of those"
>she giggled awkwardly and blushed
>expected me to ask her out
>let the moment pass
>"a-alright thanks for the tendies, bye"

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>tfw someone thinks I'm a catfish. It's a start, I guess.

>>42637590
Post pics and routine.

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>>42628851
>>42631470
>>42631566
>>42631794
>>42631833
>>42634103
>>42635154
>>42635598
>>42636358
This is what keeps me going. Thanks brehs, we are all gonna make it.

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>>42630643
hahaha "i can see your biceps" women lol. heres my screencap.

>>42637695
this was sent to me by a friend who was talking to a girl. also, i was a 60kg skinny faggot (though i was ripped) and am now a 70kg slightly less ripped faggot after 1-2 years liftan.

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>>42637695
reddit.com

>>42630517
And that's how anon got aids

>>42625640
same here

>mum "what the heck is that giant lump on the inside of your knee?"
>have to explain what the quads are.

>>42627666
if a chiro spanks your ass to tell you that hes done will you ever go back?
>im still shook about that too.
>but if girls do it its ok
>help

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>>42628499
thats it mayne. its an agenda.

>that moment when gay people are even expressing their own feelings.

>>42629260
1488 my brother

>>42635055
-> compliment-introduction-question
-> conversation
-> date

>>42637323
focal length of the camera

>>42629556
Thank you, friend.

Also I really need to hit up that Russian girl, yo
>talking in larger friend group on Discord, me and the RusQT is there
>get into the topic of comfortable clothing
>another girl in the group starts talking about how much she likes wearing her boyfriend's shirts
>a few others agree, RusQT doesn't mention much
>get private message from RusQT, telling me to give her some of my shirts

Feelsgoodman

>same group of people, now talking about sexual preferences
>people talking about what kind of girls or guys they find most attractive, physically
>"I like fit girls a lot."

Just a note on that, the RusQT is pretty damn fit

>she mentions that she just loves fit, wide-shouldered men with big hands

I'm 6'3 and have hyuge hands, and while I'm still in the beginning phase of lifting, I'd say my shoulders aren't very narrow.

>noglet goes "[is a fit wide shouldered man with big hands]"
>gets no response from her

I got this shit on lock, brother. I can definitely tell a lot of people are super thirsty towards her, but she really wants my dick. Also supports me super eagerly when I lift, so she's helping me progress. Good shit all around, keks were had, etc. etc.

>>42635335
Happy for you anon