it fucking happened. all this protein and I actually sharted

>>42616627
>fell for the protein meme

>>42616627
too bad about that tattoo

otherwise i would want to puff those feet

>>42616804
can you describe what puffing feet is

>>42616627
Out of curiosity, are you American?
Of all my time on the internet, every single time I read about some guy shitting himself, every time, it's an American.
I've never shat myself, ever, and don't fucking know how someone can manage that. Do you not feel a pressure coming in your bowels?
Don't you think it's time to move when you feel your asshole pushing something out? How do you let that happen.

>>42616936
usually it comes like vaporized, so you push out that stuff, but then the heat comes and you realize it's solid material, but it's late you're done, need to fly away, the shit starting go down your pants, it's too late, run, just run

>>42616936
no am Panamanian in panama. that's why I thought it was a meme, because no one I know has ever had it happen to them, I've just seen it on the internet. happens exactly as >>42616988 states though.