dick size is fitness

Stop looking at Dicks you fag, if you want a bulge get a chub going simple as, now fuck off

>>42613552
I have to wear a speedo under my trunks at the beach because the bulge is too revealing, especially when I'm wet.
When there are just a few people at the beach I don't care but when it's crowded it's embarassing. And my gf seems to make me hard on purpose

It's the dick-balls combo that does that, I'm not even that big

bulge confirmed for not being practical

I've said this before; growers are the master race. My dick is only 6 inches long but being a "shower" I have to find creative ways of hiding it in public. People ask why I don't wear tighter jeans, that's why. Mothers in public will give you condemning eyes because they think you're getting a boner in public. Girls will give you weird looks. It sucks. So, loose fitting clothes it is. I fucking wish my ding dong turned into a 2" convenient tuckaway donger.

my flaccid is like 2 inches so it just sticks out

>>42613723
I thought I was the only one but I extent to 6 1/2 inches

>>42613723
>>42613734
Same, around 3 incher flaccid, 6.2 erect

>>42613552
Also 7 incher here, I sometimes have a bulge, sometimes I don't. The hot/cold rule only holds up so much, I've had a bulge while working out in the cold and I've had no bulge while relaxed in summer. It's random so if you get hung up on it you'll only suffer.

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>micropenis 1'' - 2'' flaccid
>7'' erect

god and his games

>>42613723
same, baby 2 inch dick flaccid but just over 6 inch hard

every guirl ive had sex with has commented how strange it is and they play with it after sex when its flacid like a little button

they like making it go soft then hard to see how much it grows

>>42613658
how big are you though?

>>42614504
same here, interestingly they are really keen on sucking it, and like how it grows in their mouth

I know it sounds stupid, but am I the only person in the world that has a larger flaccid dick than erect? I'm 4.5 inches flaccid, but shrink down to 4 inches when I'm hard. What's wrong with me?

>>42613552
try to position your balls more in the front of your underwear

>>42613552
It's all about the taint. I have a 3 inch flaccid dicc and my bulge looks pretty thicc because my taint is 4 inches long.

>mfw 3" flaccid
>just over 7" erect
feels weird man

>>42614619
That sounds really unusual. I want to see

>he's not taking viagra before going to gym
Do you even want to make it?

>>42613552
/fit/

>>42614671
wtf?

I think I get what you're saying but goddamn that was a weird way to put it

>>42614713
"everybody on fit has huge dicks"

>2 inches soft
>5.5 inches hard

feels average
i want to die

>tfw 5 inches

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>>42614936
Lol it feels average because it is average. If you have above average girth you aren't too bad off though.

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How awkward is for the big dick guys to use this machine?

>its that episode where every 4chan user has big dick

>>42614968

Not an issue, its mostly hidden by the fold of my gym shorts and gravity. The things I really have problems with are reverse planks or anything involving lying on my back.
>people make eye contact with my bulge, then eye contact with me
>I just want my gains

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>2" flaccid
>9" erect

>>42613552
>9" flacid
>21" errected
I train everyday, so nothing weird

>>42614964
Am i completly retarded or does that graph make zero sense, 99% have >8 inches, wut?

>>42615243
You are retarded.

>>42615243
No, you're bigger than 99% if you have 8 inches.

>>42615243
Those are percentiles mate, so yeah you are retarded.

1" to 4.5" here
>6'2
>trex legs
wife seems pleased though, she is tight as can be

Feels good man to be in the top 10-20% of dick sizes, youll know at least you're not small. But remember only 20% of men get to fuck a lot fo grills so the average studs penis is bigger (heard countless whores tell me a about a bigger dick though I'm 7.1 erect, but still bottom out in them)

>>42615393
This. 7.25 erect, and I still can't get away from girls who have taken monster dicks.
It's a nightmare.

>>42615407
You gotta learn to pound like a champ and treat them like a real whore in bed. They always want more. Ofc I don't care one bit if they tell me that, I just usually spank them and call them a dirty whore if they tell me something stupid like that. Even feminist grills stfu after that.

>>42615484
And btw about spanking, spank so it actually hurts them, bitches like it that way.

>>42614504
this, my GF was amazed how a dick can grow well over to twice its flaccid size, she had always assumed dicks only grow like an inch max. And apparently most other women think this too

>>42614591
17cm

It's all about the balls. If your scrotum is all cold and tight it will push your cock out. Hot n saggy balls won't really push your dick out

>>42614504
This

>>42614619
Thats legit not normal, go see a doc

>>42615393
It really shouldn't. It just means you have to find loose size queens to fuck. Even if you managed to get a tight pussy to put it in, you'd just ruin it and turn it into loose beef curtains.

>>42615514
>>42615484
A feminist wouldnt be a size queen in the first place. You get away with that shit because the ones you attract are all loose whores to begin with

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>>42615494
>>42615484
>bitches like it that way
Yea, except for the ones who don't. Nice fantasies though bro

>>42615514
I never thought this. It wss clear when i had my first bf at 13 that penis grows a lot when they get happy . You guys sound retarded. Didn't you take sex ed ffs?

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>>42615484
>haha yea bro you just gotta destroy that pussy and call that bitch a fucking whore until she becomes intoxicated with your COCK. shit is so cash, it's just like in my chinese girl cartoons

>>42615699
me on the right

>>42614504
this sounds adorable

pls post pics ;_;

>>42615689
hahaha not thinking feminist are not the biggest whores since they have 'power' to fuck anybody they want,
lefty cuck confirmed

>>42615672
Yeah so its gonna fit me, and yes I've loosened up most the grills I've fucked anyway unlike 2 grills who were real loose whores in about 50 grills

>>42615699
>>42615719
Wtf, you've never fucked a slut? And obviously a bitch with a mouth is gonna get treated like a bitch, what did u expect u dumbass, and having long lasting stamina in bed IS really important since grills usually dont bust a nut in 60s like you do mister

>>42613658
>not letting a loose wet pair of Bermuda shorts show off a flopping dick every time you stand up

M8 if you wear glasses you get a free pass to seeing every woman stare at your crotch every time you move. They're always looking when they don't see where your eyes are at.

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>>42613552
>bulges are exclusively dick
Nigga, my balls got to go somewhere. I've always had trouble with underwear and pant inseams because they're either too loose, or my balls have nowhere to go.

having big balls for it to rest on really pushes it to the forefront, I don t even have to try to show it off.

>>42613552
I'm 6(sometimes6.5)"x6.5". Plus my dick looks like one of those Dragon dildos (curved). Am I cursed to never fuck a high test whore bros?!

>>42614671
Until you have a 6 inch taint u aint shit nigga

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>tfw asian dicklet

How do I compensate?

>>42614481
my dick twin

>>42616421
Tongue game

what's the ideal dick curvature ?


I've heard that women prefer a slightly upwards curved dick because it reaches the g spot easier

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In this thread so far there has been 1 dick under 6 inch erect length and around half are 7 inch or above erect length. Are the stats wrong or do autism genes have an effect on penile size?

inb4 dicklet, 7x6 here.

>>42616543
Selection bias and e-statting. The only people that are gonna post their dick stats are the ones with above average dicks, and even then they're gonna inflate the numbers a little. Kinda like how you did lol.

>>42616543
>males with above average/big dicks are more likely to post about it than dicklets

damn who would have thought ?

>>42616543
guess all your genetics went into your dick, huh.

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>dicklett
>even if I got a gf she would just leave me
lads...

>>42616578
>>42616564
Then why are a whole lot of posts here manlets? I don't lie about my height (5'10") and I'm not lying about dick size, it's not really even bragging. In my experience its seems that 6x5 would be optimal, as at my size regular condoms don't fit and you can run into some problems with the average girl, especially when it comes to girth.

100% srs, why lie on a Hungarian surfing forum?

>>42616665
It's just a mixture of ego that hasn't been validated and insecurity. When you're insecure you either make up lies about others to make them insecure as well or you lie about yourself to give yourself a delusional ego boost.

>>42614923
Mate, there was at least 5 posts above this that talked about having sub 7 inch dicks. Take your micro and get out

I think I'm something like 2" when entirely unaroused and the weather isn't too warm.

I'm almost 7.5" when fully erect.

I enjoy not having to worry too much when wearing shorts etc.

>>42614936
>2 inches soft
look at this guy and his pool noodle

>>42613552
It has more to do with posture and taint length than the actual length of your dick.

>>42616665
If you lie about your height, you're probably gonna have to make up a weight that goes along with that height. It's much easier to lie about your dick (that you'll never post) than your height

>tfw 6.5x6
>feels like i have a micropenis

Maybe i should drop all this fucking porn

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>>42616981
>Six inch girth
Haha sure buddy

Do any of you guys ever get a half chub in the middle of a set of squats or something? It's only happened to me on squats and leg raises. I never know what to do.

>>42616421
became my gf (male).

>>42616564
Dude theres no point in lying since my dick is acceptable and big in most cases, my current measure is 6.7 but my best was a little over 7 when I was low bf and more horny

Also why the fuck would I care about your dick size, the only people who care about your dick size are size queens and they are rare and have loose vaginas for the most part. So i.e. just post your real dick size faggots

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>>42614671
T. Taintlet

>have big flaccid dick
>do pullups solely so I can mire it in the mirror

>>42613552
tfw fatty and sitting at 6" long with >1" hidden by fat pad
feels bad. still 6" girth tho.

>>42617158
Average taint is 2.5". It also sounds like a joke but out of all the insecurities people here have, a small taint is the one that actually indicates a lack of masculinity. Not even dick size. The taint determines sperm count and test levels. Look it up.

>>42614481
Significantly more common than 4chan would have you believe

>>42617201
Not sure how I would measure it though. From the asshole to where? Where do you stop? The base of the dick as felt through the scrotum skin? Serious question.

How do i know if im a taintlet

>workout
>1 inch dick
>relaxed
>5 inch dick
still dicklet but this is just weird

heard you gain an inch of penis showing for every 25 or so lbs you lose.. facts or lies

>>42617014
>no replies
Oh fuck guys tell me I'm not the only one

> 5ft of pubic fat

I have lost 80 lbs so far and have not made and dick gains. My fat pad will never go away.

>>42618683
just poke the area above or around (ew) your dick. how deep can you go? on a non-fat person there's almost nothing there, straight to the bone. you'll know precisely how much you can lose, or gain.

>>42613552
i have a big bulge but its my thunder thighs force my average size scrotum forward and then my average size dick sits on top of it (actually working out takes away bloodflow so smaller)

>>42617201
Please don't give me another insecurity.
I was fine with my face, height, dick size and hand size before I came here.

>>42619218
Don't forget your neck and wrist widths.

>>42619248
Neck is good at least. But I'll never be 6'4, why even live?

>>42613552
>be me
>4-5 inchs flaccid
>8 inches erect

Feelsgoodman

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>>42617014

Even worse when wearing shorts similar to pic.

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>everyone on /fit/ has massive cocks

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gspot is less than 3.6 inch deep in the pussy if your erect is lower than that you should become gay and get yourself fucked by some asian

>>42619218
Stop frauding yourself. You need to recognize your flaws to improve yourself. Face, height, frame, neck, jaw, chin, skin, taint, wrists, eyes, eyebrows, lips, FHWR...everything matters, no amount of coping will change this. Lookspill = truth = freedom

>>42614671
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>42615689
lol

>>42620065
With a short taint you have your balls and dick near your anus, hidden between your legs when you stand up, thus the small or nonexistent bulge.

A long taint will put your dick right in the front, ready to fuck.

Males have longer taints than females on average, and research says taint length is proportional to fertility in males. This is why women instinctively check out bulges.

>2 inches flaccid
>just above 5" fully erect

Should I just lop it off?

>tfw essentially microdick no-bulge when flaccid
>grows to over 6" at 100% hardness
>tfw fat fupa so it looks like a 4 incher
Feels small man

>>42614602

Let me tell you of the gf I never should have left

>would regularly drive to my campus on her lunch break from work so she could blow me in the parking lot
>tells me, "try to last as long as you can I really want to enjoy this"
>fucking same
>best head ever
>ask her what she loves so much about blowing me
>she says, "I love the feeling of your cock getting hard in my mouth, I love knowing that I did that."

I left her partly because she was super clingy but also because a more beautiful girl showed signs of interest. Turns out the new gf is a boring lay, won't even entertain the idea of letting me bust in her mouth, and she won't use any kind of contraception so it's condoms all day.

I fucked up /fit/. I had a good chick who loved my cock and balls and I let her go.

>>42615292
First honest post in thread

Why are 99% of posts only length? Unless you are under 5-6" in length, girth is the vast majority of what matters for pleasure for girls

>>42616642
How small?

You watch too much pro porn. Delve deep into amature, I've seen plenty vids of girls sucking down 4x3 with the happiest look on their face


Learn foreplay and that women love suspense and teasing. If you do it right you can make them cum multiple times with 30-40min foreplay and only 5-10min of actual penetration

>>42613723
>small hips
>carry almost all fat on my thighs
>nowhere for dick n balls to go except protrude
>dick shows up unless I wear fight shorts with the big velcro strap in front

>>42616421
Become hairless bottom twink

>>42619702
That's literally underwear

>>42620759
Old school

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are you supposed to measure dicks bone pressed?

>>42620611
My guess is because girth is hard to measure properly.
I'm about 6.5"x 5 but, that could be wrong or vary depending on blood flow. That would also explain why so many on /fit/ claim 98% in girth so often.

>>42614964
they need to make an average for only white guys, none of the girls i ever sleep with sleep with any other race so i wanna see how i compare then

>>42620611
Girth is tricky. My erections dont vary much in length, but do in girth depending how horny I am

>>42613552

I got a 5 inch flaccid and I actually struggle with trying hide and contain it. I feel like a sexual predator with it flopping around with every step I take when I wear comfy pants or shorts. Started wearing boxer briefs instead of just boxers and it helps.

>>42621317
Human trash bags like yourself are between 5 and 5.5 inches. 4 to 4.5 inch girth.

>>42613552
4+ inches is where you can walk around limp and have it swing.
But since you're probably low t, overweight, or constantly maasturbate then you probably won't have the slight 25-50% chub that normal men should have and would put you over the top.

Post lift..your dick will retreat into your body. Like shrink really small.

That's part of the reason why the snowniggers in greece and rome had their statues with tiny dicks...the other was because they had small dicks and making larger dicks = people stealing the dicks and using them as sex toys/glorification of the regular niggers.

Anyway, if you're in the 4+range when completely or partially soft then go without underwear or where boxers(both are really healthy for your balls and test)and where loose pants made of thin material and jogging pants and shorts.
But don't wear shorts that are too loose and or short. That's a recipe for disaster...or the beginning of a story you send to penthouse.

>>42613552
Im 3.5 flaccid and 7.5 hard with a girth of 6 and I always have a bulge

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>>42613658
>you will never have a gf who purposely gets you hard to make other girls jealous
Why live?

>>42615705
>that penis grows a lot when they get happy
how fucking old are you

>>42622221
Shut up faggot.
That shit was cute.

>>42614964
s-so a 5.5x5 is ok?

>>42615672
isn't the loosening thing a myth?

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>>42622588
Yes anon, I am pretty much the same size and have never had any complaints. I know it is a meme but you just have to be confident, girls love that

>>42613723
>>42613929
>>42613734
>>42614713
Lads, the average flaccid dick size is 2-4 inches. It isn't that strange. Look at any locker room, most guys have flaccid dicks that look tiny. Growers are the majority.

>>42614619
Dont go to the doc, better post here for advice.

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>>42614968
> guys
> using this machine

Nice meme fag

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>0.1 inch flaccid
>20 inches erect

>>42614671

I'm pretty sure the taint is the area around the butthole so I don't know what you're referring to

>>42614619

Thanks for the kek, sorry for your situation

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>>42620197
jesus christ this should be a /fit/ banner

>>42614923
Likely people that have average and less than average sizes don't feel like talking about it/aren't going out of their way to talk about their dick.

But I am gifted with a 4in soft/7in hard. There could be some correlation with dick size and those determined to be /fit/, who knows?

>>42620197
Neat, never knew I had a long taint.
Watch out Taintlets.

>>42620204
You're very average, so no?

>>42616642
Imma tell you a secret.

All the guys in porn aren't NEARLY as big as you or anyone else thinks. They are big, don't get me wrong, but the vast majority of them are sub 8 inches. Some of the biggest (fame not size) dicks in porn are about 7 inches. And on I good day I'm just around 7 inches, and when you look down it is nothing like it is in porn. They use everything they can to look bigger, whether it is 80lb girls, angles, fisheye lenses, or whatever. You are likely just fine. You just need confidence more than you need a bigger dick.

>>42620941
Yes, every measurement is BP

>>42616421
Go to asian countries, you'll fit in better.

Not joking.

>>42616475
post routine

>>42623983
This would only apply in non-dick threads

>>42613552
i don't understand gym bulge, I have a slight bulge normally but get major shinky dick after a workout. Do I have to take a supplement

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>>42615515
Aaay, hello my metric friend.

I'm a 16cm long by 13cm circumference.

So really fucking average.

>>42613552
It's not so much about your length as it is your taint length (i.e. gooch length). The higher up your penis is on your body the more noticeable the bulge is.

>>42626574
How do I increase my taint length senpai?

How do i measure my dick?

>>42614481
My tiny flacid dick is what made me start working out. I read somewhere that every 20 lbs = 1" of flaccid dick loss. I'm 6.2" erect

>>42620099
god damn this is my ex except she didnt dress like a fuckig degenerate

>>42614971
maybe big dick boys use 4chan? stop being insecure

>>42613552

Doesn't matter if you've got 7" if there ain't no
G I R T H
I
R
T
H

>>42613658

just let it out bro. hiding it is like having super cut abs but keeping your shirt on at the pool.

my bulge is also massive as fuck in literally every shorts/jeans/pants that i wear, but particularly in shorts and sweatpants. my dick isn't massive flaccid, it's 5inches, but my thighs push my balls out and my balls push my dick out, makingi for a big ol bulge

i used to hide it too by wearing compression shorts everywhere because it would trigger my anxiety lmao. it's hilarious how obvious girls are when they stare at something they find attractive, like a bulge or a guys arm. i wore sweatpants to my early uni class one day and was objectified as fuck. srsly made me feel how i imagine a super hot girl feels everyday

>>42620099

It's funny that a lot of guys (virgins i guess) will assume this is just a meme, when it is literally the truth. every girl ive dated has been this way.

I even dated a girl who was extremely involved in the local feminist group. Every fucking day she'd nag about shit like in the first 3 panels.... Then at night i'd be fucking her throat, slapping her face (with both cock and hand), tying her up and cumming inside her asshole. The best part is she's the one who first asked me to start doing some of that stuff, like slapping her face. She cried when she first asked me to do it. "I don't know why... *sniffle*.. but I really want you to slap me in the face when I'm on my knees sucking your dick"

>>42620099
this is actually most women tho.

>>42619702
SS + GOMAD victim

Can confirm the taint theory, I only have a lil over 4 inches soft, but a very long taint. Everybody stares and comments on my bulge, probably expecting a monster dick but Im only a lil over 7 fully hard...

>>42620197

What's the scoop on manlets and taintlets?


Surely a manlet has a higher rate of being a taintlet too

>>42626519
Big white cock, lol.

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mfw dick size doesn't matter when only use it will ever have is jerking off

>>42627656
>i used to hide it too by wearing compression shorts everywhere because it would trigger my anxiety lmao. it's hilarious how obvious girls are when they stare at something they find attractive, like a bulge or a guys arm. i wore sweatpants to my early uni class one day and was objectified as fuck. srsly made me feel how i imagine a super hot girl feels everyday

Lol, Americans.

>>42622621
>isn't the loosening thing a myth?
Lol.

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>>42620513


Had a mommy gf with a body literally exactly like this. No exaggeration, it was unreal. She'd suck me off whenever I wanted because she fucking loved sucking cock. She said she just had a lot of fun sucking my dick because it's so big. She edged me like yours too... she would literally suck my cock for hours if I could stop myself from cumming.


Left her because I became a total depressed cunt about life, and because I thought we weren't compatible with our interests/views. Never had a gf like her again. Fucking dumbass

>>42622621
>>42627906
it is its just women not exercising their kegels/pelvic floor muscles

>>42627850
at least you can still spout lies about your dick online

how 2 get dicc gains?

>>42622621
Labia are like scrotums. They don't really change as you age.

Pelvic floor is a muscle and needs to be worked out. Otherwise dick won't stay hard, or pussy won't grip.

>>42624085
But why? Isn't measuring not BP a more accurate representation of size since that's all that will be going in the girl (or guy for the homos)?

>>42620662
>30-40 mins of foreplay

Lol wtf who does this

>>42622729
I used it when starting out. It allowed me to sit comfortable and still do something.

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>be Asian
>have a 3.5 inch dick when erect
Why do I have to be born this way

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Neber change /fit/

>>42629523
>5x5 weighted kegals
>20x3 jelqs
>Gallon of semen a day
Enjoy your monster cock.

>>42629650
>jelq nonsense
Enjoy your broken dick

>>42629523
Lmao sucks to be you I'm asian and I have a 6.5 inch cock, it makes me feel like a demigod in asia.

>>42621317
but race isnt real anon, there is no difference

>>42629676
Dicklet detected.

>>42627813
Not the case here. Why would you be so sure of that? Are you a female?

>>42613552
the problem is that you are really 4.5 inches

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>>42616642
I know this feel.

I'm 6'2.
But 5.5 x god know what it's thin jesus christ I hate myself so much.

I purposely drive a little compact car so people don't think I am compensating.
Only thing that keeps me going is maybe science would figure out the dick gains, but there so much potential money in that, that I think they would have figured out by now.

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>>42614619

>>42616436
>>42614481
2-3 flacid here to 7 and half erect dick twins

remember feeling self conscious about it as a kid cause of swimming pool lockers etc

now its p much just an advantage

>>42616665
hungary doesn't even have surfers, or a sea shore for that matter you twat

>>42631293
Grower not a shower masterrace. It must be hella annoying to walk around with an [erect] dick length pecker all day.

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>>42613552

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>>42631398

>>42620197
Get ready for a 'when will tainlets learn' thread. This actually explains a lot though because I can't hide my dick and balls between my legs like some of my friends can. BIG TAINT BOI COMING THRU

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>>42613552

>>42631335
hello newfriend

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>>42620197
Apparently the average taint is 2 inches from scrotum to anus. Those under average were 7 times more likely to have much lower sperm concentrations and sperm quality.

mfw taint is 3.5 inches

>>42631453
I'm one block away from Ideal, so I've been doing more kegels

>>42631453
>11inch dick is enjoyable.
Not for a high school virgin I'll tell ya that

>>42613658

my dick is visible p much every time I work out. its visible through basketball/athetic shorts, I really dgaf though

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>>42631453
>11x7

Where could they have found enough women who had ever been with someone (or even passed someone on the street) packing an 11x7 donger, let alone women who found such an instrument "enjoyable". Also,

>Implying women could report penis size accurate to +/-3 inches, let alone to the 1/4 inch.

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>>42631584
Already had a miscarriage with a girl so I know I'm good

What should I think of >>42631398 if there's no fucking context and if >>42631453 is an altered version by people trying to sell dick enhancement products?

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>>42631752
11" isn't too uncommon. Most men fall at about 8-9".

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>>42631841
here's your (you)

>>42631841

rofl, gonna try this next time, had no idea u could do that

>>42631871
According to the distribution on the chart >>42631841 is accurate.

>>42631841
Nothing funny about that, especially when there are reckless naive underage kids here.

>>42631906
The chart is bait I know, my response was just pointing out how you could actually have a better bait chart if it didn't have ridiculous shit like 11x7 being "enjoyable".

It's like the manlet charts that start with the manlet cutoff at like 6'10'' it's just obvious bait, the ones that start at 6' to 6'2 actually rustle some jimmies.

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>>42613552

>tfw I have erectile dysfunction from jelqing
>years later and it still hasn't gotten better
Is there any chance that it would recover on its own if I just left it alone for a month or two (no fapping or touching it at all)? Or is there something else I can try?

>>42632014
Pray to Father God.

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>>42631958
Thanks for the tip.

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>>42631953
Get out newfag

>>42632014

jelqing doesnt give u erectile dysfunction lol...

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>>42632035

b-but i'm an atheist...

>>42632098
It's ineffective in producing the desired result, and yes it can actually cause some erectile dysfunction

>>42627656

tfw when you are too attractive and get objctified and now understand why hot chicks can be so bitchy

i feel u bro. people say they would kill for what you have, but they dont really know what its like

>>42613703
6 inches sound pretty good imo. Size doesnt matters as much when you know how to use it. My bf is about the same size, he is a grower but he does have big bulge. Big bulges are meh to me desu

>>42614936
5.5 inches hard doesnt sound bad at all imo. As someone pettie 5'2, my bf is about 5 and a half inches, sometimes i get hurt by it for the size and thickness. Dont let you being "average" make you insecure anon. Very few girls prefer huge dicks

>>42614959
My bf is a bit more than 5 inches, to me thats a great size since i am somewhat pettite

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>>42615689
>A feminist wouldnt be a size queen in the first place

>>42615807
you type like a nigger

>>42616482
seems to depend on the girl - I've had varying results

>>42622621
You can temporarily give them a bit of gape but unless there's some serious trauma like squeezing out a kid or some shit it will go back to normal pretty quick. Kinda like how your butthole tightens up again when you're done shitting

>>42613552

I've wore boxers all my life and never had problems with bulging.

Just started wearing whatever the banana hammock shit is called that holds everything up there like a speedo, and now my jeans all bulge out like constantly because everything is forced in that area.

So do that.

x4 labs boys

shit works, not a shill, buy another brand theres probably 100s of them

>>42631544
>>42631584
4" behemoth here. It's extremely annoying. None of the tricks I read on the internet work, I just can't hide it. Loose jeans, tight, high-rise, low-rise...the good ol bulge is always there in people's faces.

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>>42633438
>x4 labs
penis extenders? Have fun with torn ligaments.

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>>42617014

Doing squats rn and currently chubbing. Prob has to do with increase in blood flow to the trunk of body.

>>42634019
just try mate trust a fitizen, promise the shit works

how did this thread get past 10 posts

>>42633438

does it increase girth?

>>42620513
>would regularly drive to my campus on her lunch break from work so she could blow me in the parking lot
Jesus christ, you left that? That is a godsend within itself.

>>42634939
nah, im gunna try a bathmate and see if that inconjunction makes big dick gains

it does make your dick diamonds though, like it doesn't give at all when you squeeze it while erect, so in a sense thats kinda girth

I just use a Bathmate moderately, every other day or two and an hour before sex.

Boosts my girth by at least 1/2 inche mid shaft withing 10-15 minutes.

Goes away after 4-6 hours.

Two years on and still no problems.

The only "permanent gains" I've had are that my flaccid cock is slightly larger. But no erect difference.

But when I throw a nice soft and pliant cockring in to the mix, holy sheeeit my dick gets SIGNIFICANTLY larger*.

>*Visually when viewed in a mirror. It's at most a 3/4 inch gain in all directions but the visual (and physical ayy) compounded effect is noticeable e.g. Usually don't need lube and can do butt stuff, but with the ring on after a moderate bathpump LUBE IS REQUIRED and BUTT STUFF IS OFF THE MENU. Blowjobs looks really porn-esque (cock filling their entire mouth) BUT the resulting jaw fatigue (or rish getting teeth) just isn't worth it most of the time e.g. FarangDingDong, the implication is hot but the actual act is really underwhelming.

>>42614481
Saw a video of a guy with a dick like that, but closer to 8 or 9, getting a boner
Looked like a fucking magic trick

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>>42615807
>Being this retarded

>>42617003
I'm sure he means circumference

>>42634851
>>42634999
How tiny is your penis?

If you have an average size penis, chicks really don't care.

Very few chicks can orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone, so during intercourse it is more about the overall 'emotions' she is experiencing then the cock inside of her.

If you care about pleasuring a chick, stop tearing apart your penis ligaments with gimmicks and learn to eat the pussy like a champ.

>>42635191
6x5.5 they dont care i do

>>42631904
dont do that , it's kill you

>>42631841
This will literally kill you

>>42618571
I'm not the only one
I've never understood it, anon

>>42629764
wow i thought it was a meme about asians having small dicks

>>42633527
tfw big taint, and big dick always virgin hunched to hide bulge, could never wear shorts or tracksuit pants

anyone else notice cunts always staring at it, must be how girls with big tiddies feel

>>42637879
USE YOUR MUSCLES
BODY INCREASE BLOODFLOW TO THEM
TAKE IT FROM THE MOST USELESS USE?

not rocket science

I'm only 6.5x7 (literally a chode) and I still bottom out in the vast majority of women that I sleep with. There's been maybe three out of twenty that I didn't, and they were all one night stands.

The real secret is buying viagra online. Shit is cash as fuck. Talk all the shit you want about someone taking it, your dick will be diamonds for 1-4 hours depending on dosage regardless of if you're frequently switching positions or putting some hard work in.

The only thing I hate is that, being 6'6 with a 35" waist and 27" thighs, my dick doesn't look nearly as big in proportion to the rest of my body as it would on a manlet. I've started some modest jelqing and got a bathmate, shit's cash af. The effects are largely temporary but I gain a half inch in length and about a third of an inch in girth for a good hour or so after I use it, longer if I take viagra before using it.

In reality though, sex isn't dick-centric. Yeah, it's fucking great to have a big 'ol hard throbbin donger to pound a girl out with, but there's a million other things that go into having truly great sex.

As a bi dude that owns and operates XL dragon dongs, and has taken a range of dick myself... size is great, but it's not the most important thing by a mile. I've had hands-free orgasms from dudes with dicks ranging from 5x5 to 8x7, and I've had horrible lays with big dicks before too.

From a bi anon, size isn't the most important thing. As long as you're in the average or above range, you don't have anything to worry about. Even if you're on the low end of average, you can still have great sex and get your partners off many many times.

And if you're not using your hands at least twice as often as your dick, you're doing it wrong anyway.

>>42631841
is this a painless way to die?

>>42614504
This :D
My ex gf said she never saw something like that and thought grower vs shower was a myth.

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>tfw 6 ft, 6 in length, 6 in girth

>>42638080
seriously, at that height how do you ever get women? speaking as a tall guy myself (6'4 no shoes) even I find sex with women that aren't also tall (hard to find in my country) difficult

>>42627952
u r making me sad
fuck u

someone post the superb cum recipe

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>>42638620
Im 7+ close to 8 since jelquing. (it does work)

And I gave my gf orgasms with palm over her pussy (over pants). She was wet trough the fucking tights.

And sometimes I fucked her without proper foreplay and she was dry as fuck.

Truly, dick helps but even before she saw my dickenstein she was dripping wet since I slay in more areas than one.

Good post.

>>42638603
>6 in girth
doubt it.

>>42617003
Wait, why do you say it like that? I have 6 inch girth

>>42635115
Isn't that the same thing in this context?

>>42615699
every girl ive had sex with has enjoyed being spanked decently hard at some point

>>42628878
have you been in a relationship before?

>>42624085
Really? Every time I post my size I mean not bone pressed. Does everyone just post bone pressed?

>>42628618
Actually isn't the entire length including bone pressed used for penetration? Because the fat pad is pushed back as you go in?

dick size thread?
7" length and 6.25" girth reporting in.

>>42613723
Same. When I do leg raises in the bottom position it's just a little hill. Not to mention it's smaller because there's no blood in it. 7 inch erect 5.5 around master race reporting in. Wish I was at least 4 flaccid

>>42631841
Who the fuck thinks this is funny? >>42631953

>>42640065
Claiming six inch girth is the same as claiming eight inch length. Keep your e-statting believable.

>>42640145
i will link pic

me in the vid
https://youtu.be/yOBl2KytStQ

>>42640145
Just to be clear, girth means measuring the circumference right? I guess at least in penis genetics I didn't go so bad then

>>42640152
You're not me

>>42618571
I always assume it's cuz all the blood is in your muscles cuz your sick doesn't need it

>>42640184
you probably don't have 6" tho

>>42640184
Yes, girth means circumference.

>>42640193
What do you mean?

>>42614968
fuck the adductor machine i had painful DOMS for 10 days

>>42634955

Thing is, all my girlfriends up until that point had been that way. I honestly thought every chick I would date would have that same cock craving.

Holy shit was I wrong...

>>42640209
6 inch girth is 99.2th percentile. Out of 1,000 guys, only 8 would be that thick. Therefore, when someone claims they have a six inch girth, it's not particularly believable. Also, people have more trouble measuring girth, so you could just be measuring it wrong.

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>>42640361
I know this is a retarded method but I want to get to the bottom of this.
All these measuring tools I have are all metal and rigid, if I had a plastic one I'd just wrap it around my dick to measure girth, but I can't with a metal one. BUT I though, if I measure 6 inches/15 cm on a piece of paper then make a mark at that length, if wrap it around I can still use it to measure the 6 inches right?
Don't laugh /fit/, this is serious and now I will determine once and for all if I have 6' girth or not

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>>42640361
Trouble? How hard is it to get a tape measure and wrap it around your dick? Enjoying the doubt anyway.

>>42640555
Use a string
Wrap it around your dick
Note where the string touches
Measure this
>profit???

>>42640601
>tfw missed it by 1cm
I still feel good about it though

>>42616564
its the same concept with porn..

ever notice how the dudes in porn ( including amateur ) are always hung like horses

its because that's who feels compelled to showcase their dicks on the interwebs, big dick fellows

the logic is sound

>>42631584

I'm 5'6, have a 7 inch dick, have balls the size of large eggs (not kidding) and a taint length of over 3.5 inches.

I can't wear anything without having a preposterous bulge.
If women truly value and appreciate such a quality I will no longer try and hide it.

My penor goes into micro mode like when it's freezeing cold, when working i'm out or drinking/drunk.
WHY?

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>tfw 4.5 inches erect

>>42613552
everyone link their penor/dong

>>42641197
You also forget that almost everyone in porn are fucking midgets and the camera angles make them look like normal people. I still remember when I noticed it

>talking to some girl in a pool beginning of the sex
>how tall are you?
>oh hehe I'm 5'1
>fast forward to guy moving girl to bedroom
>dude is literally 2-3 inches taller than her

>>42641477
Same here. When I get home after a workout it's fucking tiny for some reason, but my balls are way bigger.

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My dick shrinks into my body when I exercise.