Any word on the big guy?

>>42611044
Brainded

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>TWOD SCOROP[S

He's braindead.

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>>42611058

Source?

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I think it's over for him boys

Order 66'd

>>42611044
Is this peak natty limit?

how many scoops per scoop did he take?

>>42611044
He gonna die on September 5th. That way we can have a month of mourning each year for both him Zezz at the same time.

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>>42611044
I really hope he's okay just so he makes a post-coma video justifying he steroid, misc drug, and supplement use

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD FUCKING MORNING!!!!
>Alright just want to clarify the ungodly amount of processed food I eat from my own product line had nothing to do with it
>The chemicals that make up my 'Real Food' and 'One Day, You May' actually helped me get out of the coma because it boosted the BCAAs in my blood
>Steroids, synthol, and insulin injuections have zero side effects, you know?
>this was just a fluke thing and....I'm back on the grind all about that business, right babe?
>Okay, so today we are going to Gold's and we're gonna fuckin kill calves!

>>42613253
This

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I thought for sure it'd be a heart attack that took him out, dude weezed like a asthmatic smoker just speaking normally while sitting down.

Who here talk shit about Rich or makes jokes about his coma every time but deep down in your heart you're worried

>>42613253
>brain deprived of oxygen for several minutes until paramedics finally get to him
>has to be put in coma because his brain is literally not working and operating his heart and other organs
I think your dream of him making a video again let alone being able to speak is pretty dim

>>42611044

Current rumors across BB forums (GH15, GetBig, etc):

>When he hit his head his brain was starved of oxygen for up to 10 minutes (brain hypoxia). He is now alive and can hear, but is in a Stephen Hawking state where he cannot speak, his limbs are frozen in weird positions and will be like that for the rest of his life.

>he is alive, he is ok

>>42613413
Metallica should dedicate the song One to him.

At least the poor basted can hear when the doctors say they're about to turn the life support off. He can give one last scream inside his head and them leave humanity forever.

>>42613413
This gave my shivers down my spine. Hope it's not that serious, he doesn't deserve such a fate

>>42613413

Shit man I really dislike Piana but nobody deserves that.

>>42613413
He is willing to do whatever the fuck it takes to become the best again

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>>42613413
He wanted to leave humanity behind, but not like this man. Either the big guy comes back or he needs to be pushed to the other side ala Million Dollar Baby. Don't let him waste away, let him go out on top.

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>>42613474
D-delete this anon

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>>42613408
DELETE THIS

>>42611044
I dedicate the song Coma by Guns n Rose to Richie.
https://youtu.be/UvFP7fhKEO0

>>42611058
Ironic

>>42613474
More like Manson's "Coma White"

>all the drugs in this world
>won't save you from yourself

>>42614329

More like girl friend in a coma

https://youtu.be/3GhoWZ5qTwI

>>42613413
god that sounds like fucking hell, especially after spending most of you life working to hone your body

if that was me, just pull the fucking plug

>>42613408
he's just training his brain anaerobically you fucking retard

>>42611044
ALL OF YOU should be taking this lesson from what happened to Rich Piana:
USING BANNED OR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IS ALWAYS A BAD IDEA.
Just accept your limitations, do what you can LEGALLY and ETHICALLY to reach your NATURAL limits, and ACCEPT that you're the best you can NATURALLY be. Then enjoy your long, HEALTHY lives, secure in the knowledge that your INTEGRITY is intact, and that no one will look at you and think "oh, that's one of those STEROID guys, how disgusting!"

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>>42611106

>>42614815
>if that was me, just pull the fucking plug

The problem is they don't pull the plug in severe brain damage situations like this. Reports are Rich is breathing unassisted, so his options will be paying for round the clock nursing care or entering a home. He may, especially after the years of abuse, only live ten more years in that state, but it's fucking horrifying.

Especially as he is with a right sloot who will be milking his biz for all the shekels she can get before he cops it. Notice already how his site has gone into sale mode.

>>42614894
Agree with everything except:
>ETHICALLY
There is literally nothing unethical about shooting yourself in the head
>NATURAL
>NATURALLY
Cobra poison is natural, the antidote is unnatural
Vaccines unnaturally prolong your life expectancy
Cars allow you to transport your Asperger's ass to the slut dumb enough to fall for you fast enough, or to Mr. Goldbergstein's office fast enough to make a wage. Guess what? Cars don't grow on trees, man made them
Faggot

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>GOOOOOOOOOOOOD fucking morning dammit

hardly watched your videos piano but please come back

>>42613389
Litterally this. He is unironically the Youtuber I watch the most.

>>42613413
Rich please not like this.

Its like I want him to open the 8th door and hit the gym one last godamn time.

>>42615172
Yes, there is. Somebody is going to find you and people are going to have to clean your headshot blood off everything around where you did it. That's going to be traumatic for most people, especially those who knew you and especially women. Going to assume you're smart enough to set it up so you're not discovered by a child at least.

i just really want to see a picture desu. He has to look deflated since theres no way theyre feeding him the same amount of calories that he would be consuming on his own. A lifetime of hard work is gone just like that.

Anybody have that one picture of the bodybuilder that got cancer and they showed a before and after pic? I want to see one of those but for Rich

>>42611044
Anyone else think its ironic Harpsichord is gonna die but boogie is gonna live ?

>>42615384
Piano has always visibly been a health trainwreck.

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He has made an almost complete recovery, he lost some speech and mobile functions but they expect him to regain it over time

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>>42615771
>Pic from when he tore his knee on the Chilean game show wrestling that manlet

>>42615771
Fake news.

>>42611044
I want his liver to be preserved after he dies

>>42611044
Dubs and the piano man is 6 scoops under

Supposedly Ricardo Pontefractcake is brain dead and all the money he has left will go to his ex.

Sauce was from some steroid forum so it'll be hearsay between meatheads, take it with a pinch of pepper

hoe did it actually happen? Did he just pass out and hit his head?

>>42613253
>not even a single "goddamnit"
4/10 is the best I can give you

I'm unironically from the area rich moved to in Florida and I know a handful of nurses from there. If anyone can figure out what hospital he's in I might be able to get details.

>>42616028
Link?

>>42616043
Probably the local zoo

>>42616043
Why would you ironically be from that area?

Are you saying somebody would go through the trouble to ironically live close to Mr. Piano?

Wouldn't the default just be that you unironically live there, or are from there?

>>42616107
Kek

>>42611044
>rich pianis
>big
Pick 1

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Anyone else think it's a little suspicious that he just started dating Chanel two months ago, his ex-ex gf, and now this happens?

I don't think he fell on the concrete, I think he was pushed.

>>42616309
His girlfriend won't be getting any of his money though.

>>42616317
She didn't want money, she wanted revenge.

This would explain why she was so sweet to him their first month back together, but slowly and surely the facade cracked and you could see her utter disdain for him.

It was expected that this would come of that, and it must be investigated further.

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>>42611044

>>42616339
revenge for what?

>>42616541
He dumped her, he has also been known for objectifying, berating, and beating his former girlfriends.

As told by another former girlfriend and confirmed by Sara.

>>42613682
>abuse body for decades with the some of the most toxic poisonous shit you can use without dying instantly
>on top of that also snort cocaine regularly
>the exact thing that should have happened, does
Stupid decisions have consequences. Regardless of how you feel about him as a person, he objectively deserves exactly whatever happens to him.

>>42616043
Just ask if a giant body builder is in any of their wards.... It's not like he's an average looking dude....

>>42616594
huh so he's a womanizer on top of being a racist and hitting retarded kids.

>>42611044
I wonder what's the last time he went this long without a workout

>>42614854
saddest kek i've ever had

>>42616833
he is what every /fit/itizen aspires to be

>>42616339
Any videos or proof of her loving him for the first month then developing hate. I found it a bit weird myself but didn't think much of it

>>42613253
>Steroids, synthol, and insulin injuections have zero side effects, you know?
Kys. He had literally talked about the sides and risks, and told people that only competitive bodybuilders should do steroids

>>42613389
>Zyzz is gone
>Piano is gone
Plz don't leave us Cheekie

>>42611044
He's gonna make an earth shattering comeback soon
;_;

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pls make a full recovery, rich. I know that he brought this upon himselfself by abusing his body all these years, but nobody wants to actually see him go.

>>42616933
Go back to videos from a few months ago, and then fast forward to today.

literally his youtube channel is proof.

>>42616606
Amy Wan is kind of nuts from what I've heard, not that Piano is a saint.

>>42617204

Meant to reply to
>>42616594

>>42615974
at this point, it'll preserve itself

>>42615986
oh thank god

>>42615067
this is true, my dad was in an almost 4 month coma before he fucking died despite doctors saying there was absolute no chance for him
to come back and the damage he had on his brain was very severe so assuming he could wake up, he'd be crippled for life without being even able to speak or move. I'm glad he died desu no one deserves this kind of life.

>>42617339
>despite

Look that word up, you'll be surprised.

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>>42611044
>brain deprived of oxygen for an extended period of time
>roided to the gills
>other stim drugs out the ass
>medically induced coma for weeks

he's a vegetable at best. as soon as they pull his cuck cord, it's all over. natural wins once again, roid manlets with tiny penises like the roid golem in OP BTFO as usual.

>>42616833
Genova had it coming

>>42617367
sorry my english isn't very good

>>42617390
ik you're trolling but wasn't rich 6'1 or something?

>>42617442
he's a lying cunt

>>42616594
>Bitter ex girlfriends talking shit
Surprise, surprise

>>42617442
>anything that triggers me must be a troll

lol, sack up and get a clue, you touchy, immature faggot. also, he's like 5'9-5'10 at best, which is why he always wears shoes that add a solid 2-4 inches (probably with soles in them as well).

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>>42614854

>>42617367
>>42617417
you fucking cunt, he used despite correctly
his father was kept alive for four months DESPITE the fact doctors knew he'd never recover
anon shares an emotional story like that and all you do is fucking INCORRECTLY nitpick his grammar/English?

you disgust me

>>42617955
Okay, with that interpretation it makes sense but not as he literally phrased it. What's wrong with correcting someone's wording or grammar? He didn't ask a question or anything, the alternative was to say nothing at all.

>>42618009
>whats wrong with correcting something that isnt wrong?

are you dyslexic or something?

>>42618024
m8, it WAS wrong. the fact that you corrected it in your mind doesn't make it right. re-read the original sentence. you reconstructed what I'm sure is the intended meaning and that's great but that's not what was actually written.

>>42618050
is this natural or are you intentionally trying to play up to the meathead retard stereotype

>>42616043
What part of Florida did Mr Piano man move to?

>>42618074
I'm not going to go an disect the original sentence word for word and explain to you what was wrong with it. it's simply not that important.

>meathead retard stereotype

projecting your insecurities.

>>42618127
Delray

>>42618128
>oh shit i cant refute anything hes saying because hes right
>"h-haha, its not because i cant, its because - dont care, r-right, h-haha"

nailed it

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post yfw rich finally leaves humanity behind

>>42618009
i'm the original breh who responded to you, true he didn't ask a question but always good to show some sensitivity
what you
should've pulled him up on
in any case is his random line break.

But yeah, you're right, people should try and help one another. Just try and actually be useful next time desu

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Jesus christ, if he's a vegetable, I'd rather they just pull the plug and allow him to complete his ascension, to truly leave humanity behind, and reside with the gods.

>>42618146
I was kinda trying to help you save face as well but if you really, really want to feel stupid here we go:

>my dad was in an almost 4 month coma before he fucking died despite doctors saying there was absolute no chance for him to come back

There are three crucial components here:

1. What comes before despite:
>my dad was in an almost 4 month coma before he fucking died

2.
>despite

3. What comes after:
>doctors saying there was absolute no chance for him to come back

Legitimate interpretation: The dad died even though doctors said he had no chance of coming back from his 4 month coma.

"before he fucking died" is not marked in any way as having ended. Everything that comes after it is plausibly still part of that sub-sentence. The easiest way to fix the phrasing would be to pull "before he fucking died" to the beginning of the sentence. You could also use punctuation as in " - before he fucking died - despite..." but that's awkward.

>>42618135
Lol really?

I live 10 min from there. Ive seen Genova at my gym a few times.
Maybe Piana wanted to be part of the misfits crew

>>42618248
>wasting your time with that dumbfuck

Not worth the effort anon.

>>42618262
No, not really, I just found the thought of him joining the retard-delray-misfits squad really amusing.

Did you say something to Genova?

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>>42611044
I legit miss his videos
I love his attitude and style
Also enjoy his current gf a lot
I still have Steve for the comfy vids, but i want GOODFUCKINGMORNING back
Fuck

>>42617339

Sorry for your loss.

>>42618331
The based mra man is embodiment of /k/ and /fit/. Love him.

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>>42618339

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>>42618331
>Best guess for this image
>Cool
Google gets it right for once.

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Posted by his gf.

>The world wide outpouring to send Rich voicemails and messages to have played or read to him is overwhelming! We can't thank you all enough for your continued support during this time. To those who have been so respectful and come to his defense when others have been disgusting excuses for human beings -THANK YOU! The only update I'm permitted to give at this time is that he is alive, he is ok, and the excellent medical professionals here as well as myself and his close loved ones are doing all we can to get him back to a full recovery. Please continue to remain patient and respectful. This is a very stressful time for Rich and everyone around him so please understand if we're quiet it's with good reason.

>>42618370
BTW Picture is relevant

Veg gains posted a video about him saying he is not going to make it
I sincerely think Rich is coming back. He will probably have motor issues for at least a year, but as much as everybody wants to shit on his lifestyle, he trained for his whole life, so he is healthier than a lot of people

>>42618398
??
If he was recovering in any way he would have posted a video of himself saying "YEA I'M OK SHIT WAS REAL BUT I CAN STILL TALK & MOVE & I'M NOT A RETARDED VEG"

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>>42618364

>>42613413
gotta confuse the muscle

>>42618310
naw i wouldnt know anything about him if it wasnt for /fit/...I dont really care or have anything to say to him

First time i saw him was a few months ago and some dudes asked to take a picture with him and he was doing that retarded pose while showing his stomach.

Last time i saw him was around 2 weeks ago and the dude is looking fucking solid

They are cleaning his system
Once he is clean, some adrenaline shots will bring him back, if the brain is not severaly damaged
He will be back
He will have movility issues for at least a year
Maybe even his capability to talk will be affected, but his fitness level will literally save him from such an accident

What the fuck happended? Did he had an excident?

pls respond

>>42618485
OD

>>42618508
on steroids?

>>42618478
>fitness level
I doubt he's really fit, in the orignal sense

>>42618530
No, on scoops

>>42618485
Order 66 Rich Piana

>>42618544
Apart from synthol and the gear, he has been training for all his life

>>42618558
Yeah on grams of cattle hormones

>>42618558
oh yeah apart from smoking and eatng shit I'm healthy too you know

>>42618414
Ironically, veggie gains is the retarded veg

>>42618570
>>42618584
His bf% was pretty decent

>>42617442
I'm 6'1 and met him at the Toronto pro, dude was eye to eye with me. I was shook

>>42618558
Lifting weights and having huge muscles is not necessarily equal to "being fit". It makes you LOOK fit but 90% of those big guys couldn't run 5 miles without breaking down and having a cardiac arrest

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>>42614562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNHaBOuipc0

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>>42616043
yummy

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>>42616606
that is true for everyone

>>42611044
Isn't he just in an arctic fox or something as a neuroprotective measure? Seems like he's not leaving humanity completely yet.

>>42616833
Boohoo we should protect the wimminz

>>42616043
Shedding light on this. Piano lived in Tampa.

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>>42618156

>>42613413

If he was without oxygen for 10 minutes it would be a 1/9999999 chance that he isn't a complete fucking vegetable.

>>42616982
holy fuck i used to like rich piana but now i like him a lot more

:\

>>42618370
/ourguy/ rich is gonna make it boi

>>42617533

>wears shoes that add a solid 2-4 inches (probably with soles in them as well).

It wasn't the roids.
It wasn't the drugs.
It was the shoes.

Confirmed being a manlet kills.

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>>42621003
> Com'on! LET'S GET BIG

>>42616309
Exactly. He was setup and that cunt Chanel will milk
His life insurance and whatever investments he has.

The gainz goblin has come to collect.

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>>42613474
>existential crisis thought intensifies
t-thanks anon

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finally leaving humanity behind

>>42616043
No nurse will risk the HIPAA violation

>>42611044

How many scroops?

>>42616594
>confirmed by Sara

You're a fucking manlet virgin if you actually believe that from her. She was a con-artist running an extortion scheme

>>42613849
what's going on in that picture?

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>>42613413
In 9 years he's going to wake up and stop Sahelanthropus.

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Bradley Martyn just posted this. RIP pianoman

>>42622609
guess its official then I'm off to the gym shortly will be listening to piano theme tune in tribute

>>42615263
every place on the planet is most definitely inhabited to the point where there is no place your body can decompose without someone having seen it

>>42618248
>Legitimate interpretation: The dad died even though doctors said he had no chance of coming back from his 4 month coma.
>"before he fucking died" is not marked in any way as having ended.
>You could also use punctuation as in " - before he fucking died - despite..."

Our public school system actually let you through. God help us.

RIP Pianoman, you were mine favorite natural bodybuilder

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He left humanity behind boys, pack it up.

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>>42623335
There were not enough scoops on this plane of existence to keep him going.

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>>42623359
he's with Zyzz now.

>>42611044
F

>>42613413
This sounds like LITERALLY his worst nightmare.

Universe works in mysterious ways its almost as if we do have someone above us controlling us like NPC's and making our lives as ironic and as hellish as possible.

Panini works almost half a century to build and in his eyes 'perfect' his body just for it to be taken away from him.

I bet that if we sat down with rich and talked about his deepest fears this without a doubt would be his number 1 fear.

95% of Paninis ego and personality is based on his body, this is not a person anymore, this is a mutant living in an eternal hell, Rich has literally left humanity behind at this point.

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Just found Rich Piana's funeral video, fuckers literally launched him into fucking space. R.I.P Panini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU3TVBpzsj0

Well at least he died swole, open casket funeral maybe? Greg Plitt became bacon strips. Zyzz evaporated like water because they found his dead body in the sauna too late.

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>>42617390
>skelly baiting for attention
>muh natty lifestyle guyz!